Accidentally called a (white) coworker nigger. FUUUUUCK, you idiots ruined me. Everyone just looked at me like I'm crazy, I tried to laugh it off, but everyone's super awkward around me now. Just waiting for the inevitable HR shit but even if nothing happens it's fucking over, everything is revealed, everyone looks at me like I'm an alien... I had a good thing going, fuck this site man
>>545135274My bad
>>545135274Your only chance is to write a letter of apology. I'll start it for you:'Dear HR roastie'
>>545135274Call hr a nigger too
>>545135274Make a sign with big N and wear it around your neck. If you get asked whats the meaning of this, then you you put on another sign with the letter I.
>>545135274>I had a good thing goinghaha no, you are in adult daycare, and now that they don't need us anymore, that means you will be led to slaughterescape while you can
>>545135274You sound like a young whore ruined by her pimp.Yes we pimped you out, YOU WHORE.
>>545135274I called a boomer coworker a migger and my black manager fired me without even listening to how much drumpf is ruining this country!!
That’s what happens when you make using 4chan a replacement for your personalityITT man children
>>545135274why dont you just hire more of 4chan in the company, then we can normalize calling eachother niggers
>>545135274>Accidentally called a (white) coworker nigger.Bro I actually did that on accident in a group chat at work one time. It was in the middle of the night. I still don't know if anyone saw it. I woke up and deleted the messages from teams. They never said anything but I was so fucking nervous for a week or two. It was like a whole teams group chat lmao I started talking about niggers. I must have gotten my wires crossed from hanging out in WN chat rooms all the time. Fucking so embarrassing. I actually did not get fired though surprisingly
>>545135975Playing on my phone and getting paid well is a good thing for me. I grew up poor and most people I know do actual jobs where they have to be there and still make more than me. I fucked up so bad, it's over fuarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>545135274Yu dun gud nigger.... yu dun gud
>>545135274Can you just tell HR you identify as a black person?
should have called him a negro
>>545138282I know exactly what you're going through. Every teams message. Every email. I was shitting myself. Scared to look at or read anything. Eventually it blew over. It was so awkward talking to my colleagues. I think one of them actually saw it and didn't say anything>so, about that>heart sinks>...weekend I need off... you're gonna have to work it and be on call>you got it anon>whew
>>545135274kekyou mademe kekle
>>545138282I meant that I make more than them lol
just say you really said “hey did you see digger with tom cruise? you remind me of that digger”
>>545135274>working from home>type nigger on the wrong keyboardit's over.
>>545135274You are weak
>>545139928>just say you really said “hey did you see digger with tom cruise? you remind me of that digger”When it happened to me I had a whole elaborate story planned out about either saying it was some dictation or mistake or that a friend was messing around on my keyboard when we were drinking. I ended up deciding they wouldn't appreciate my laptop being accessed by someone else and that it was actually a dictation mistake from speech to text.>>545140110>working from home>type nigger on the wrong keyboard>it's over.Literally this happened to me. I got really lucky noone said anything
>>545135274>I tried to laugh it offthats where you failedshould've followed with>yea you heard me you are the blackest gorilla nigger i've ever seen
The truth is if they depend on you because you're that good at your job you can get away with anything short of actual physical violence and even then you can probably get away with it.
545135274 (OP)> something happened in australia
>>545135634Kek
I took a web design class in collegeSimple HTML shitMade a website about presidentsWas just messing around so I made a page where I called Abraham Lincoln a nigger repeatedly. Well over 30 timesForgot about it the next day because of xanac addictionUploaded the entire website to the school server to turn it inShared a link with a coworker from the UKHe replies with a link to the Abraham Lincoln page and says nothing elseI deleted the site from the school server and the teacher (40s white female) never said anythingDropped out to do hood rat stuff with my friends the following semester
>>545135274you have to call everyone a nigger now to make it equal
Rap your apology, start rhyming now so you don't embarrass yourself.
>>545135634The slow burn of ironic racism
>>545135274I HAVE TOURETTES YOU FUCKING KIKE!!!Oh, sorry about that. Nice blouse, by the way.
>>545142115>He replies with a link to the Abraham Lincoln page and says nothing elsekek
>>545135274tell them it's a gesture of great honour among your people and throw a tantrum about them whitewashing your polish heritage
>>545138222checked and based
>>545135274I feel you anon. I got super drunk at my local bar last year after being a daily /pol/ack for weeks. The owner (who didn’t have a problem with me generally) was making me leave and I called him a nigger as I was walking out. Got banned for life.>anons beware if you want to have a social life.
i say nigger all the time at work, what's the big deal?
>>545146441Nigger worship is the state religion here so it's basically like blasphemy in the 1400's
>>545135274Happy that I did my part
>>545135274Can we get more context?
>>545135274>be working inna major city>random crazy nigger appears>acting crazy, trying to bite his own face and shit>screaming at cars passing by>the entire time carrying a fucking axed>swinging it around and shit>he slowly makes it a few more blocks>hides behind a dumpster probably hitting his pipe>cop rolls up>"is there somebody causing a disturbance?">"Yeah, that nigger with the axe">"really dude?">"yeah really, thugs like him are why I'm racist.">cop shakes his head and drives off after crazy niggerFuck em, act like a nigger and you earn the name.
>>545135274send them a link to this thread, we'll infect them as well, then you can all call each other niggers
>>545135274tell them you identify as black then call them racist
You were just giving directions to mount niggerhead weren't you?
>>545135274just go kiss some nigger feet or something. what the fuck?
>>545135274I called women "holes" in serbian infront of bunch of people, lads found it pretty hilarioustheir girlfriends no so muchi hate autism no joke
>>545135274>It's 4chans fault I can't control what comes out of my own mouth at work!I hope they fire you, not for being racist, but for being retarded.
>>545138222The problem is there's going to be thar one guy who takes it too far and starts calling our business partners niggers to their faces.
>>545135274They looked at you strangely because you didn’t go far enough. You looked like a cuck to them because nigger is the least harmful slur now, everyone says it. You should have called him a filthy kike too instead, the normies hate Israel
Deny everything. They have no proof.
>>545135507I would lioe to apologise for your soft ass life and being unable to hear words designed for a higher class of citizen.
>>545150608kek
>>545151193deny just like the jews. HR is not your friend.
>>545135274>fuck this site manCalled my mom a nigger. That felt pretty good. Lmao
>>545135274Only option is to double and and quit before your fired, calling everyone a nigger on the way out
>>545138265Based
>>545151353first time?
>>545140906This is true.
>>545135274hard R or soft R? Soft R you can just play it off as 'street jargon'. Hard R, you're toast.
>>545148505>The problem isThen a bunch of cool things follow
>>545138222Chuds don't work
>>545135274I called a wigger n she nigger boo thang niggers when I crashed out at a job once. Even put up a "heil hitler, niggers." I caught disorderly conduct charges.
>>545151426It was a scary couple weeks. Every message that came in I was wondering if they saw my late night rant about niggers. I had to delete all of my chat messages immediately. lmao, kinda funny in hindsight
>>545151435No, this was years ago. I say nigger all the time. I'm big and ugly so I get away with it.
>>545151713>I say nigger all the time.based
>>545151692>It was a scary couple weeksI used to worry about little stuff like this. Then one day I was raided by alphabets. Pucker factor 100 for a month. Nothing phases me now.
>>545135274There's court documents of me calling someone a nigger lover. Shit happens bro.
>>545151868Oof, well for me it was just whether the employer noticed I ranted about niggers. There was no worry of being arrested.
>>545138282Start selling meth, bitch
>>545151943>Start selling metheither have to support spic cartelsor make your own from batteries and lyeYeah I'm thinking no
>>545135274Tell the HR roastie that Nigger is a term of endearment. Then call her a Nigger in a very nice, polite way. (And say it like you mean it.)
>>545151933>There was no worry of being arrested.Once you prove your worth somewhere they will tolerate about anything. Worked with the one dude who was French Lebanese and liked showing his big dick to anyone. Management never did a thing about it but laugh. Late 90s.
>>545135274You should have just denied it like a psychopath.Keep pretending it never happened. White people all hate them
Nigger is a Jew perversion of"Niggard"/"Niggardly" which describes a jew.
>>545152023Wasn't talking to you
>>545135274Don't blame this site because you are a raging faggot.
>>545135274Greentext or gtfo, I want details
>>545135274You're in an Anglo country that uses British speech patterns. Just say that you said KNICKERS instead of Nigger. It basically sounds the same
>>545135274Tell them that you were having a mental health crisis, and you've talked to your care provider about increasing your prescription.
>>545151274Tips fedora
>>545135274Tell them you're Aboriginal
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