I have never used a 'delivery app' in my life. But somehow, this sector is worth over $100 billion in the US alone. What am I missing here? It's bad enough getting goyslop directly from a restaurant - you actually trust some random third party (probably an immigrant with weird third-world diseases) to handle your stuff in addition to everyone else?
>>545136784but groceries is food?
>>545136784I don’t get it either but people are really that lazy and stupid. I only use such services when they’re running a deep discount because at that point there’s a financial motive.
>>545136784i used them maybe a dozen times in the COVID era, when the delivery costs were heavily subsidized and restaurant prices were cheaper. you'd have to be retarded to use them today. it's like $40 to get a large pizza delivered.
Humans need to eat to survive. Is that hard concept for you to understand? Did this deserve its own thread?
>>545136784>this sector is worth over $100 billion in the US alonemoney is fakeyou pay $X +N% for slop while giving them your data and somehow this is sufficient for retards to buy ethereal (((bonds))) that represent speculative value in a company that's just an intermediary third partyyeah ok, have fun losing money. there's always a bag holder.
>>545136784That's 2500 dollars paid in delivered food per goy.Seems reasonable, given that robotic use of roads will soon block you from going somewhere, so you will have to rely on these.Let alone food safety issues that will void your health insurance when they get evidence that you cook at thome from your smart devices.
I make somewhere near $300/hr at my job. If I get food myself every single time I eat, it is literally a waste of time and money. If I cook every single time I eat, it is literally a waste of time and money. It's only the broke people who don't use DoorDash or UberEats in all honesty. Pennypinch all you want until you die in a horrible car accident on your way to get your burger lol
>>545136784I have seen insurance companies that pay for these apps if you have a disability
>>545137163yes your time is much better spent posting on this AI-infested shithole
>>545136784Nobody wants to leave their homes to eat around shitskins. It is as simple as that. Even shitskins (with any sense) don't want to do it.
>>545137163My dad works at Nintendo making somewhere around $600/hr and he still picks up his own takeout food for lunch.
I love delivery apps, so much cheap but high quality food arriving at my doorstep it's not even funny. I tried the meme where you go to the restaurant instead of ordering from the app so many times and I have yet to save any money or hassle. Of course the trick is you have to be intelligent and only order if there's a good deal. So basically these apps are carried by retards who don't look for value or deals and I guess private equity so I'm just riding the wave until it implodes.
>what am I missing here The sheer power the demons of gluttony and sloth have over the average american.
>>545136784i havent either. i havent eaten fast food since before "covid." i believe we entered some sort of insane shift.
>>545137306My Father works at Sony and he cooks his own meals at the office.
>>545137306>>545137321..>>545137271correct. what a shitty place.
>>545136784You know what's craziest about it? Many grocery stores and restaurants will deliver for free or a small flat fee. You just have to order through the browser or phone instead of a faggot app that jacks up all the prices 40% and adds 1 flat fee, 2 variable fees, and a percentage tip. And mfs still turn to the app.
>>545136784they sell the data of what the costumer buys big buiness is very interested in data. Also I am pretty sure some of them are scouts to check whom to rob.
>I have never used a 'delivery app' in my lifeWhy? Because you're a broke bum and mummy wont let you use her credit card?
Walmart+ still has the best deal in town.
>>545136784These apps create 50% of the Indian GDP
>>545137385My mom read Rich Sony Dad / Poor Nintendo Dad and started packing him lunches.
>>545137006I bet you're also the same kind of person who things food comes from the store not farms
>>545136784It caught on during the pandemic when everyone outside this board was scared to use the grocery store and stuck around because people liked the convenienceI wouldn't use it because I'm poor though and it is not a good use of money
>>545136784Why are boomer wannabes so confused about delivery services? You ordered pizza before right? Its the same idea but with other stuff besides pizza. Does that clear things up for you?
>>545137156Its more like 10 dollars... to have .ost anything brought to you
>>545136784If you personally go and get your goyslop you don’t get optimally fat. Hence these services.
>>545136784> I haven't done this, therefore other people don't
>>545137306>>545137163This is who DoorDash is meant for but honestly if you make less than 150 an hour it's pointless.
>>545137805imagine getting your food made by brown hands and then somehow considering that a windelivery is for retards. when i was in uni i worked delivery and literally 95% were total subhumans or drug users. one guy was so fucking fat he ordered 50 euro every fucking day. thats probably 80 euro in todays money, he was so fat no way he still fit through his own door. i dont think i delivered to a single respectable person.
Its funny coz jeets boast about Instacart being one of the few genuinely successful startups founded by them.And now it got eaten up by one founded by chinks.
>>545139814Lol. You think he was fat. Come to America, I'll show you fat!
>>545136784You pay double for food since deliverers are third party and have their own profit margins. Some somali sent my wingstop to a generator room instead of my apartment unit.
>>545136784Lol. If you never used it ypu speak from ignorance.Let me assure you, the experience is worse than you think!
Everyone lives on unbacked FIAT slop money lending for profit credit. Multiple credit cards maxed out, phone payments, car payments, rent payments, utility payments, streaming services...what's one more delivery food credit fee to add onto the credit tree. The rich can rob more and more from the dumb working class golems, and just stretch the credit out farther and farther.20 year vehicle loans for the $150,000 Ford Raptor made from Chinese parts, assembled down in Mexico by cartel pimped put workers making $2.00 / hour in masonic heeb boomer owned factories and moved over the border like a 4Chan Jann Jann FOR FREE with NAFTA goy! Henry Ford would drop Nerve Agents onto your fucking capitols and cities. GreedyFIATSlopClownWorld
>>545136784This. I've never used a food delivery app either OP. Paying a fee to have a fecal covered jeet deliver food prepared in a kitchen full of fecal covered jeets doesn't seem like a good use of my money.
>>545136784tell everyone you live in a rural village in nebraska without telling everyone
>>545139814>imagine getting your food made by brown hands and then somehow considering that a winMy burgers are made by white autists who have zero options in life. I dont know how things are done in Germanistan.
>>545140442It beats getting a DUI
>>545140960>White
>>545141079Its a rounding error.
>>545136784>It's bad enough getting goyslop directly from a restaurant - you actually trust some random third party (probably an immigrant with weird third-world diseases) to handle your stuff in addition to everyone else?Yes? I do it multiple times a week with no issue. I cook too, just don’t want to cook every little meal. Its no different from having someone clean your house even though you can do it yourself. Under capitalism any service is for sale. For the right price I could get you on your knees licking my ball sack.
>>545136784A lot of people are lazy fucks and would happily spend an extra 15 bucks so that their goyslop is delivered right to the sofa their ass is fused toBread lines will be the only way to get these fat fucks some exercise
>>545141178Its not laziness some people just cant leave the office.
545136784 (OP)> “hey, i found an absurd feature of american life.”well, is it more absurd than letting niggers have rights? no? okay, then it looks like it’s now a permanent feature until jews decide it’s not.
>>545136784I use it when I'm too lazy to drive after work and want to get drunk ASAP instead. Order my favorite spots, tip the driver nicely, and make an order to.be delivered in the morning for the hangover or to be safe if I'm still legally drunk when I wake up.
>>545141248>ordering goyslop is my right as a 'murikan!It's called bringing a sandwich from home
>>545136784>I have never used a 'delivery app' in my life.White people don't.Imagine paying some retard subhuman to bring you shitty, cold food because you can't be bothered to spend two minutes making sandwiches.Or don't have the skill to cook something for a couple of days.
We had delivery before these stupid delivery apps that overcharge you. Yet another way society got more shittyfied
>>545141547You never ordered a pizza home before the apps? Fucking poorfag retard. They used to have their own vehicles to deliver food.
>>545141344Takes too long to make and is NOT as tasty.
>>545136784How do you buy grocerys then? how are you getting time to get down and go to shop and come back? Are you neet?
>>545141870This is true. I'm too busy and get all my groceries delivered.
>>545141870Make your liat online and pick it up. That way only one filthy worker touches your food. A family requires a car full of food every 5 days or so, so a delivery service with a few bags won't work for that, but pickup will.
>>545137006>Humans need to eat to surviveSo why not get off your fat ass and walk the 200 meters to the nearest store?
>>545141819>is NOT as tasty.its a skill issue walmart anon>>545141902bruh you literally work at the store, what prevents you from shopping there.
>>545141819And that's why you work at Walmart
>>545136784ordering delivery slop is the mark of the betacuck
>>545136938The only time I ever used doordash was when I was too sick to make myself ramen and I still was disappointed I think the majority of their customer base are morbidly obese shut-ins because the whole experience just sucked
>>545137101>money is fake/thread
>>545136784It really makes no sense. The time for delivery plus they let the shit grow cold and tepid on their porch. How is it edible?
>>545142133>a skill issueSome people are born chefs. Either you have the "it" factor or you dont. Its nothing you can be taught. >bruh you literally work at the store>>545142135I haven't worked at walmart in over a year. Spent 25 years there and all I got was a bad back and mental trauma.
>>545136784Remember to not add a tip.>Non-whites never tip, ever.>Non-whites who do delivery compete to work in white areas because of tips.>You can add a tip after the fact if the driver is white.>You can always tip in cash to white drivers. If you are white, stop tipping non-white groups who never tip.
>>545141676>You never ordered a pizza home before the apps? The last time in the mid 2000s, when it was a novelty. I live in a city and have planety of places to eat a fresh one, within 30m walk or 1-2 tram stops.Everything I eat is made at home or served on a plate in a restaurant.>poorfag If there's a mark of a poor idiot, it's paying browns extra for convenience to eat shitslop, and not eating fresh and served like for a human being and not an American.The cheese I use in cooking costs more than you pay for an entire pizza.
>>545136784>>545136984>>545137321>>545139814I tried it once during covid lockdowns, the brown immigrant woman who delivered my pizza, delivered it SIDEWAYS and I had to sit on a call with supoort for 30 mins while they refunded my order and got me another pizza, which ended up being 9:30pm instead of 6pm when I first orderedAnother time I ordered, and the food was enroute, the delivery guy got to my house, and drove away, no food was dropped off. When I called he said "sorry mayne the restaurant didnt have it when I got there u gotta call them mane and axe them"so once again I had to wait another hour dealing with support because some nig stole my food.
>>545137163now the trough is delivered to you goycattle!
OP never hires a private car for his Tendies. Not gonna make it
>>545137163I wish society would collapse so people like you would starve and die in a gutter somewhere
>>545136784The "whales" keep it afloat. I've met people who make $37k a year who somehow doordash 5x a week. I have a feeling it's on a credit card but doordash doesn't care. Doordash/Uber eats is also a driver of illegal immigration. People rent or sell their SSNs and let people pretend to be them (or they'll just steal them) and start dashing that way. A true crackdown on delivery apps would greatly reduce illegal immigration
>>545142654There is no it factor you stupid nigger youre just too stupid and lazy to learn
>>545144325There is. I have a dream of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. That beautiful consistent golden brown color and magnificent crunch is something I've been chasing for decades. I'm 51 years old. If it hasn't happened by now, it never will.
>>545136784The same people screaming we need socialism because they cant afford rent are the ones who will pay $40 to have a jeet deliver them a taco.
>>545142063Please be aware of your european priviledge. For americans, the nearest story is 50 km away, and walking is illegal.
Should I break the glass and get my quarterly EMERGENCY WHOPPER? I might as well get a kids meal for the HK toy.
>>545140013legally we only have to take it to the entrance of the building the app takes us toif your apartment is in an indoor complex i'm surprised anyone brings it up to you
>>545142654is this malfoid but the walmart edition?
>>545145468The instructions are clearly written. 4th floor, apartment number ××.
>>545145485I dont think so. Just a poor soul working at walmart.
>>545136784>you actually trust some random third party (probably an immigrant with weird third-world diseases) to handle your stuffHow is this any different from the delivery drivers from the restaurant itself? Im pretty sure you dont check the credentials on the chinese guy, but the apps do. Theyre background check mandatory
>>545142827unironically this. before I did everything using AI agents for work, there were a few stints where I was working 10 hour "crunch days" and my boss gave us his company card to door dash whatever we wanted.that's when i learned that 9 out of 10 delivery drivers aren't white, and likely not legal. many of them aren't even the person shown as the delivery person. we reported every one of them but door dash doesn't give a fuck. they know what they are doing and couldn't care less.we had a few times where the food was "delivered" without photo and definitely not to us. door dash refunded us the amount but not the tip because "it goes to the driver". even though that motherfucker probably just ate the food and called it a day.from then on we never tipped ahead of time and only tipped after these conditions were met:1) the food was actually delivered, unadulterated2) the person delivering matched the profile3) the person was whiteout of the 30+ orders we did over those two months, i think we tipped like 3 times based on those rules.
>>545145511doesn't matter some of these places it's a ten minute walk from wherever you are allowed to park just to find the apartment, outdoor complexes are fine but indoor ones can be a fucking mazeyou could set the order as "hand it to me" instead of leaving it at your door but they'll probably just call you and tell you to meet them at the entrance to the complex
Sometimes Im too tired or sick to pick up food. But its the markup that pisses me off , dashpass is starting to become a scam>>545142827Idiot. If you dont add a tip, most dashers will never pick up your food
>>545137163>having a job>spending money to stay alive to work at the job some morelol nobody is this stupid get real Anon
>>545145681>oh yeah goyim the background and immigration checks r mandatory >everyone does it n shit>that’s why we can have elected democratic representatives that fraudulently obtained citizenship>lawyers for the state of California can’t elucidate an official process for checking the citizenship of voters either, because there is none and no one checks Lmfao
>>545140960>>545141117You are deluded. I have worked at restaurants across the USA and they are primarily staffed by excons, faggots and misanthropic retards. Enjoy your foot lettuce burger. I only eat food that I've cooked after a lifetime of seeing this shit. Every restaurant chain is a scam using the worst subhumans possible to turn a profit. Never let your teenager work at such a place or they WILL get fucked and hooked on something before they're old enough to drink.
I have only ordered delivery while out of town in a hotel with no car. I like to drive and no Jeet will take the pleasure from me. I own multiple vehicles as well. Fuck jeets.
>>545145799Not true, might be a little delayed, but the app will not let a driver just decline orders over and over, it forces them to accept shitty orders to get de-listed.Blacks EBT groceries and RBT food all the time and never tip. My dad does it in his retirement to do something and make some extra cash, Ill tag along with him every now and then just to chat and hang out.
>>545145799>>545146236Too add on it, at least 30-50% of his orders are no tip.Doordash often does the "double dash" a combined delivery to two people where one is a tip and one isnt.
>>545146236this is not true, i doordash from my bedroom for weed money, declining anything that isnt some absurd makeup order from target for ten dollars a milewhat they do is bundle your order with others and offer more and more base pay until someone takes it, they're nice orders to get so still never feel guilty about not tipping
>>545137481years ago maybenow they all charge a subscription that they say is paid back in coupons and use third party couriers like doordash anyway
>>545146103What in the demoralization nonsense is this? I worked for a McDonald's for five years prior to my 25 years at walmart. I only smoked weed because a bitch I was fuckin smoked.
>>545137163Okay Mr. Moneybags. Why aren't you getting a catered delivery service for quality food or even dominoes, instead of giving your mansion address to a feral bigger who can accuse you of racism and throw a brick through your tainted glass windows?
>>545145990Are you OP? Why the fuck are you replying to my post out of context
>>545136784These days the only business sectors that are doing well are sending slop to people's home via jeets, cleaning aging boomer's asses and selling cheap beers to alcoholics
>>545137163okay fatass lol.
>>545136784>you actually trust some random third party (probably an immigrant with weird third-world diseases) to handle your stuffI'm not fond of these services either, but I think they seal the bags at the restaurant?
Zoomers can't cook. And they're too socially anxious to leave the house. So they have to sell nudes to online perverts in order to get their Monster and chicken alfredo delivered by indian men on scooters, it's not complicated.
>>545136784women are useless whores, pay mexicans to cook for them and indians to deliver it
>>545136784Delivery was free and normal for boomers https://nostalgia049.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/50s-home-deliveries/The complaints and debate over "issue" only exist because people have never experienced a reference of anything else. If it weren't for boomers, delivery of almost everything would be standard and cheap. They'll probably do everything in their power to hold it back, just like they hate working from home, and want to force you to travel to use a laptop.
