Come watch orcs and wraiths beg for their freedom after committing crimes while on parolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y9vEaqyVQ0
TYBOver/under on Katherine being a clam digger?
G'mornin gentlemen. How goes the day? TYB
>rape, rape, burglary, burglary, rapeNo way they let this guy out.
He refuses to say what he did Either Danny or Meemaw will call him out for that
>I wuz yungWas 25>Da charges dey put on meDeflecting blame as if he's being framed for double rapeSend this burnt raisin back to the cage
tyb and good morning frens
> I did these things2 seconds later> I dindu nuffin
When the DA shows up in person they're a serious problemIf he saw the way women dress now a days he'd go on a raping spree
>>545140616TYB and good morning anons
MeeMaw better not vote to release this thug on the public
I am not sure what it is, but that black woman who does the roll call always makes me kek when she says >TIIIILUS
>>545142368Would be real out of character
>>545142384POV you kicked the school lunch lady in the shin
>>545142514>No Mexican pizza for you, baby!
Monkey discovers camera in the wild. crica 2026
>>545142600Kek! Mexican pizza was good desu.
>>545142600what the fuck
Was supposed to be my day off, but now I am stuck doing WFH shit. But really I am just comfy watching LPB with mi frens and I will answer a few emails and phone calls along the way
>>545142801They were called Fiestada or Mexican Pizzas and they fed generations You wouldn't understand their importance
>>545142880>I am stuck doing WFH shitI'll never complain about WFH. Especially if it's non-phone like the one I have. God I pray I get to keep it.
This nigga's minimizing his guilt. These guys should really watch hearings and browse this general on the phones they keep in their asses, to prepare themselves to interview better.
>>545142600>>545142801I would believe this tastes better than it looks.
>No sir I didn't punch him>I mean I hit him but I didn't punch him
>>545142963Yeah i am not complaining but I was supposed to hook up my heating system or get the PEX run at least so i can get it going this weekend. It is getting cold as fuck up here lol.
>>545143078In the middle of a school day, after dealing with retarded niggers, bullies and teachers, sitting down with your friends and a gaming magazine...it hit the right spot. And a small carton of chocolate milk.God DAMN!
>>545143267I love egm as a kid.
>>545143124>It is getting cold as fuck up here lol.Snowbird problemsYou have my sympathies
Mee-Maw blew his lying ass right out the water.
Looks like we've got a hole coming up next
>>545143408>Snowbird Oh no, I live here year round. Skiing is one of the last great White activities on planet earth.
>>545143484And what a rough hole it is.
>>545143408If only i could live where there's fucking venomous shit everywhere...
>>545143124>but I was supposed to hook up my heating system or get the PEX run at least so i can get it going this weekend. It is getting cold as fuck up here lol.Please make a video of pex and heating system and put on BitChute or Yourube.
>>545143698It's not that badI miss living closer to swamp puppies but living in warm climates is pretty comfy
>>545143725They design PEX specifically for forced hot water heating systems anon. >>545143698The only venomous things in New England are the liberal women.
You know she has a prison wife
>>545143890I remember people would get annoyed by the use of female now we live in a world where the word "woman' is all screwy
>>545143853Why are they never cute?
Y'all see that? Large Marge being sneaky. Release the hog with no support.
>>545144013They are extremely rare and usually clinically insane
>>545144013Some of them are, but generally yeah. Remember when anons were going to write to those locked up women? Someone post the pics.
>>545144113Would. What was her deal?
>>545144181If i recall she was sent to have a mental health exam or some bullshit. She was crazy enough to have a court appointed lawyer I do remember that.
>WE WUZ LAWYERS N SHIETTHere we go with some MLK style nigger lawyer
>>545144640Oh shit I remember this guyHis last client said some stupid and his reaction was priceless
This guy can't use Instagram? Was he a CPfag or something and can't get online?
>not able to be at a stable location...Negro trying to sound smart. Also, is the thugs name Jumanji?
>>545144792Sexual registry and gang members aren't allowed to use social media so he's either a chomo or has connection with gang violence.The ankle monitor and the fact he has a bunch of fools posting him on a Facebook page makes me think gang related.
That "lawyer" just set Meemaw offDon't get smart with Meemaw
>Before he says it incorrectlyYou Honor, my client is a certified retard. He's a nigger among niggers.
>>545145026What's worse is the "lawyer" isn't too bright either
I'd love to hear how they talk when the mic and camera are off
>>545144745Nice!
The lawyer looks like he's in a bookstore or library
Doesn't matterAs a parolee you don't need to be charged he was still in possession after the fact and removed his monitor
>>545145278You really think a coon will be anywhere near a place that stocks anything other than picture books?
>>545144910This guy is a rapper lmfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRBpcdnY8cQ
>>545140616daily threadly reminder that whites are the ultimate golem
Good morning, anons. Catching up now.. Not sure how this guy can possibly be denied with such an A-list team of supporters.
>>545145542Free wifi is free wifiI once watched a fat black bitch sit on a stack of beers in a Sam's Club doing a video call because the wifi was public
>>545145620>Saar! You are dis drawing! Is this the effect eating cow poop has on the third-worlder subhuman brain? Get filtered, obsessed shitskin schizo.
>>545145562Aren't they all?
>>545145857That is true kek. I wonder how many parole hearings, nationally, have people Zooming in from a McDonalds?
I fucking hate Chuckie, bros. >Is THIS upstanding brotha, *tsk*, really a woman beater? *tch**scoffs dubiously, repeatedly* Also, the dyke autist attorney kinda looks like Chris Farley when Billy Madison tells him "no you didn't."
>>545145562My nigga fatigue is too high today to click on thatI'm sure it's dog shit
Making niggers try to manage money is its own punishment, isn't it? It's not actually about the fines, it's about trying to make them handle it and laughing when they fail. Like sentencing a White man to do differential equations.
>>545146190She reminds me of British comedian Matt Lucas doing a character
>>545145869you gave them all our companiesare you retarded, fatso?
this has been a fun day so far
Why do they even have these conversations with these niggers? Trying to tell them to think about the future is like trying to teach a cow to read. It doesn't understand the logical chain you're trying to force-feed it! It fundamentally just can't! You're giving Claude-level problems to GPT3 and wondering why you keep getting garbage back!
Bro doesn't want to workI've seen guys like this all the time and what's crazy is they usually can get hired easily
>>545146311Kek'd. Definitely Also, >auto-filtered chink/spic felon is still here crying about da wypipo Lmao
God the sheboon is almost as fucking stupid as the buck
Hey anons, here are my notes for this upcoming revocation. I am dealing with actual people today, ugh. Just a heads up.Addarryll Wesley 414835 Revocation Caddo CC-this inmate was sentenced to life for murdering a 13-year-old.https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/la-court-of-appeal/1199489.htmlFB groups/caddomamabears/posts/1856194151806721/https://recentlybooked.com/la/caddo/addarryll-wesley~803_202500272777
While we're watching spooks beg Daddy State. Check out one of my Halloween creations.
The grandma cycle:Grandma is a piece of shit niggerRaises piece of shit niggersThey fail at raising their off spring The law gives the grandkids to grandmarinse and repeat
>ummmPut this savage back in the cage
He doesn't want work releaseBuddy would rather rot in a cell than workThat's wild
>>545146703good find anon, thanks
Danny's trying to give this retard the biggest act of mercy he's probably ever received and he isn't sure he likes it.
>>545146436Based noticer. A classic.
>>545146903>the biggest act of mercy he's probably ever receivedDemonstratably false, he's still breathing air
>when they say you have to do work, like it or not
>JakobyYid or NOI nig?
This nigger looks like someone got bored of a Bethesda character creator halfway through
lmao niggers are just the dumbest fucking thing on two legs
Is she giving them attitude Bitch, if you weren't in the crazy hospital maybe he wouldn't be in trouble>everything he say is trueDoesn't help, retards.
>>545146731Lol holy shit, anon. That thing's gonna curse your home. Get a doorbell cam and post Halloween chimp-outs pls.
"I be sleep, myself" Put that on a T-shirt
I keep checking my glove box, but the pistol fairy has yet to gift me.
>>545147851Don't wish for a nigger gun, very much a monkey's paw situation
>>545146731If you washed off the blood it would look like most of the people on LPB
>>545147851My fairy keeps leaving melted peanut butter cupsThe bitch
>>545147981Kek! I have an unpopular pistol wish. My next pistol will be a Kel-Tec PMR 30. I already have several 1911 style .45s and a Glock .40 cal BTW. Anyways, Mcarbo makes a kit for the PMR 30 that makes them run flawlessly. 30 rounds of 22 mag seems like a whole lot of fun.Check out the mag dump: https://youtu.be/yI3T0zguBuU?t=3403
>>545148258Regardless of how it comes from the factory or how it's modified afterwards, you don't want a firearm that has been mishandled by monkey paws.
>>545148115What generation are you? I am GenX and the porn fairy used to gift us printed porn mags in unsual places. I have seen it discussed here before and it applied to both rural and urban anons back then. You would just be walking somewhere, maybe deep innawoods, and the porn fairy would leave you a copy of Jugs or Hustler in odd locations.
>>545148375I never found full mags but usually a torn page by the side of the road or a cracked DVDI was a innocent kid for so long, nudity, and porn never did anything for me
>Travorrous K. Fleming>Writer of James Bail Bond>Licenses to steal
>A nigger named Adderall on the docketI don't even fucking know anymore...
>>545148777Triple 7s and jokes
>Nov. 29
>hasn't talked to his parole officer for the better part of a year>basically absconded and got away with it for a long time>"Not Guilty"I know this is meaningless to say on /pol/ but I hate niggers
>>545149049They're so frustrating that even their own get fatigue so it's warranted
>it wasn't my fault the bureaucracy was retarded and they hired some dumb bitch who fucked everything upI almost believe him. I want the parole officers to be in on this call.
>>545149049Not meaningless, anon :)
>>545149315Of all the people to know how much government bureaucracy can fuck you over it's niggers.Yet they never dot their I's and cross their T's when it comes to dealing with the government.Like Danny said it's his responsibility to make sure someone sees him and he gets proof of checking in et cetera
>>545149429>Of all the people to know [anything] it's niggersI see a flaw in your statementAlso listening to this nigger repeat itself is getting tiresome
I actually almost envy the blissfully retarded, who can look at chimps and not become immediately disgusted/enraged/fatigued.
>away from my kidsI think it's just lying, but the idea that this dysgenic animal could be allowed to breed is fucking disgusting
>>545149517This tbdesu. Niggers don't even know they're niggers. They genuinely believe they're good bois who dindu nuffinz. Even when they murder someone fo hurtin' dey feelinz. Totally justifiable and perplexing that anyone could see it differently, in their chimp brains.
I worked as a security officer at one of the biggest work programs in southeastern Louisiana where the "good ending" these guys get go. It's just jail, but we also slave them out to local jobs like car washes and burger king and such and then the state takes like 90% of their money. It's just slavery. There was a car wash employed by all of these guys, and they would run bait cars with loose change or electronics in the car ... They would tell the inmates the morning of that there will be a bait car that day... And still, someone would steal and get caught. Every. Fucking. Time.
>>545149891What the fuck? This doesn't make sense. People just drop off their cars to be cleaned out by a team of niggers?
>>545149891They think they're slick & attorney-minded. >Yaw cayn't prove dat change was put in mah pocket by mah hands! It musta slipped n fell into dey by muhstake!
>>545146703So, catching up after dealing with the humans. The "I got life" revoke hot mic was pretty funny.
>>545150086Yes. Actually. They were employed by a car wash attached to a gas station and yes. It's Louisiana there's niggers everywhere. Nowhere on the signage is it listed that it's employed entirely by inmates, either. >>545150093Yep.
>>545150273That's insane, every gas station car wash I've ever seen is ~fully automated and just cleans the outside, and I don't even live near a lot of niggers. Actual people leave shit in their car and say "Oh sure, go ahead, niggers I've never seen before, clean out my car for me"?
>>545143267>2002Try 1992
>>545150528Easy grampsI would still had the NES and reading at a kindergarten level
>>545150473Yes, there's an automated lane, but the more expensive wash is a hand deal. This picture is the exact location, but I got this off Google obviously, it's not mine. There's a little coffee shop there where you see people nervously watch out the window as a pack of niggers cleans their car. Stealing change. Any candy or gum you have. Hope you didn't leave any iPhone pods or anything like that. This job was so unbearable that the entire workforce was inmates from this particular program. And the wildest fights and behavior I saw concern how much money the state took from their checks (seriously over 90%).
>>545150763>There's a little coffee shop there where you see people nervously watch out the window as a pack of niggers cleans their car."What would you like to drink, ma'am? Today's special is 'I should have done this myself' with two pumps of 'I wish I lived somewhere Whiter'. Would you like small, medium, or large?"
>>545150941Ha!, I was also thinking of the 360 meme