>have a proper wank to face sitting porn>get arrestedWhy is the UK government like this?
>>545142900At this point they're just introducing more nanny state bullshit to rub the noses of Brits in the fact they can
>>545142900WTF is "butt drop" porn?I'd look, but I've already got enough problems with 3-letter agencies monitoring my internet usage.
>>545142900How often do UK government officials get shot at? Probably not enough. That's the problem.
>>545142900> bbw face sitting is its own category I thought that was the point
>>545143114I think is face sitting but not gentle
>>545143114I think it’s where she jumps on you with her ass
>>545143114>>545142900>>545143093the yooookay is trying to prevent choking deaths
To be fair you are a deranged faggot for getting off to these.
Based. Ban all porn.
>>545142900Ive been on the internet since the 90s and seen some shit but Ive never heard of half of these.
>>545143114 If Alex Jones can have open tranny tabs and have no one care, I think you'll be fine.
>>545142900Breath play fantasy?
What an absolute fucking joke lmao.
>>545142900>Publication and possessionSo it's nothing but ineffectual nanny state bullshit.
>>545143371Forgot to add a warning for Bongs, don't play the vid.
>>545142900It's for your safety. Many men have been killed by suffocating on pussy and ass fumes.
>>545142900bongs are gaycant even call a paki a "paki" anymore
>>545143321I can't wait until you bongs have to apply for a viewing permit after review by a committee everytime you want to jerk off to a 2 minute clip >Royal family literally rapes children to death >Peasants can't even look at a picture of an ass on someone's face This is absolutely a demoralization campaign given the Epstein shit.
>>545143321I'm on the Internet since the 90s too and I learned English to know EVERYTHING about those categories.
>>545142900Retarded gov thinks that placing restrictions on porn will get White men back on the plantation to provide for the state and roastie whores lmao.
>>545142900>be bong>save this picture>go to prison
>reeeee, I just want to watch a man that isn't me having his face sat on by a woman I will never meet and they stole this from meeeeeeFuck sake, this board is never beating the seething sperg virgin accusations. You can literally do this for real, you don't have to watch strangers doing it lol
>>545143903Bongs are losers lmao avert your eyes, tea sissies
>>545143486>>545143903Just saved these. Still haven’t been arrested.
>>545142900What’s the governments reading for this? Is like protect the children or something ambiguous? I gamer they just do what they want because they can but what was the reason, has there been a string of face sitter suffocation. And what’s the deal with incest porn ban. Bongs she’d done light here
>>545144237you best be having your butt smothering loicense by 6th november, I have schedueled a report to your ass loicense department
>>545143371what's more crazy than our govenment perverts and pedos banning this shit is the fact that people actually jerk off to this
>>545144611 Not surprising though, I mean, tile anon for example. There's probably some opposition member with the "fetish" that they're just fucking with. All this shit is highschool drama.
they want to ban everything eventually until ultimately there's only a handful of government approved websites left like bbc news and amazon. like china has
>>545144744all straight porn will be banned. only gay porn will be available for us goyims.I see 'felching' and bareback anal isn't banned, even those are far more risky for children what with aids and so forth
>>545142900Imagine telling someone 60 years ago that "BBW facesitting" would end up in UK law
>>545144767>"Oh boy time to enjoy my 20 monthly minutes of approved BBC footage for my allotted wank!"
>>545144928You'd think they'd just lead with that. They already know no one will do shit. Least of all over pornography.
I heard about the facesit thing but feet too? They're banning feet?????!?Does this mean that one British whore who fucks 1,000 men in a day has to wear boots when she does it? That's okay right? Fuck an A
at least they aren't banning German porn
>>545145007Kek. that's not the bbc I meant but it wouldn't surprise me if they did ban white on white porn
>>545145106Everybody poops after all.
Butt drops?
>>545143371What can men do against such reckless hate?>Aragorn he told me to ride out with him. I've never seen Aragorn up close before his ass was so tight. He had such a big bulge that the armor smiths had trouble fitting a cod piece to him. Can you believe it? Wow I told him Aragorn you're too handsome to be fighting Sauron!
>>545142900>plastic fetisheh?are these people larping as turtles with plastic beer holders wrapped around their necks?
>>545143973>any excuse to defend the nanny state Kill yourself
what the fuck are>butt dropsand>plastic fetish
>>545142900I'm just glad the UK government has solved every single other problem in the countries so that they can focus resources on this.
britishers don’t know how to find other sites lol
>>545145271I think butt drops is shitting and this is a kind of porn usually associated with Germans.
>>545145206It's when they ceram wrap someone up it's a bondage thing I guess I've never understood it and I'm a foot guy! I don't understand why people hate feet. Where is a womans feet? Her legs. Where do the legs go? All the way up. To not like feet is to not like what's attached to them.I dare say it's non foot fags who are the fags because a woman's feminine delicate feet are one of her most defining aspects and it makes homos dicks soft because they prefer big hairy feet from guys.
>>545142900And yet BBC destruction wasn't banned? Very interesting UK... very interesting.
There are people whose job is to inspect hours of pornographic content around the internet to assess whether it complies with the directives of fat old women.
>>545145419>>545143371This is a butt drop she stands up normally a big huge fat bitch and then jumps on your face. People have gotten neck injuries doing this btw so this one makes a little sense to me.
>>545145206
>>545145481Most modern UK government policy is clearly designed by fat old women
>>545143093*While they can, lol. We truly are witnessing a formerly white country abuse its remaining white ethnic minority before they're just extinct. Not like USA has it much better.
>>545142900Maybe you losers should just get a girlfriend and you can do all these things in real life
>>545145481so wait which porn police do you call when you find an infraction?
>>545142900>Time Freeze porn is still legalWhew that was a close one boys
>>545145588Women don't like doing any kind of sex act that doesn't involve them getting folded and half and abused. Any kind of fetish or romance is "the ick".I used to try and make it last and go slow last for 20+ mins. Bitches just want you to choke them and cum in 3 mins.
>>545145563This needs to be called out more often.Whenever you enter a conversation in which you have to discuss the merits of involving the government in the matter of "BBW Facesitting Butt Drops" and the regulatory modalities of "Ass Smothering" you lose. Fat old crones politics need to be called out and mocked. Someone literally wants to hire public employees to review the engagement figures on "Jeans Face Sitting" and that someone is a fat old crone who should get the fuck out of politics and start baking apple pies for her grandkids or her local parish. The very idea of involving the sovereign monopoly on violence and the madnatory fiscal contribution of the entire nation with "Scissorhold porn" is retarded Kim Jong Un-tier bullshit.
>>545142900>throat busting fantasy
This is crazy and done entirely for virtue signalling. Porn is an issue in itself yet they won't ban it. Access is already inconvenient and somehow choking play is an issue? No, porn isnt the reason for violence against women. Niggers and sand niggers are. Time and again there's been research that people watching pron are more open minded and guys turn submissive.
>>545142900scat and bestiality allowed?
>>545143582/thread.elites need to be killed.
>>545142900>throat busting>butt dropsu wot
>>545143445They need horny retards to be easier to incriminate into being useful because pedophiles are pretty rare, let alone useful. They need to keep the underground circus going and to do that they make the above ground shittier to get others to appreciate their rule in the underground.
>>545142900>Face sitting
They're also banning incest in porn
Have Brit prisons gone For-Profit like American prisons?They seem awfully eager to fill them to the brim with revenue units, I mean prisoners.
>>545142900Why don't they ban faggot porn then, stupid fuckin Muslim-pandering hypocrites.Ukanistan is shambles.
>>545142900>BBW facesittingTHIS IS AN OUTRAGE
One day you will ascend and come to the mindset of TOTALPOLITICIANDEATH>b-b-but that's a-antisemetic!
>>545142900pit chads stay winning
>>545146854Is that Ethan's side piece?
>>545146895>no stubble or hairWeak
Just get the loincense for your degenerate porn you bloody fucking wankers.
>>545142900>ass smotheringNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545145419kek, must be a Berlin thing, most Germans aren't as degenerate as Berliner>>545145520sounds extremely dangerous indeed, incomprehensible fetish to me
please please have them set up a site that you can submit porn links to so they can check if they are legal
>>545143093This is what happens when 40% of parliament is women. A whole bunch of politicians just make laws so that they can have their name in the history book.
>>5451429001 post by this id : /
>>545145935Reference to George Floyd videos.
>>545142900You're supposed to buy sex from the rape gangs. support local sex work instead of watching porn.
>>545142900This seems sensible to me. These are highly dangerous activities. Many countries have done the same the same thing with stuff like suicide instructions. If you're really motivated, you'll find what you want, but it makes sense for the state to try and limit exposure to people.
>>545148126yea but who can jerk off to that
>>545142900>Why is the UK government like this?« Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite. »
>>545142900Im honestly surprised, the Brits are into hardcore kink so much so that the word kinky doesnt mean anything there because black leather and whips are so common. Im personally glad to see it, there is nothing sexy about watching a man choke a girl during sex. Women are such whores now I have a hard time feeling sorry for the shit they have to do in porn now.
>>545143318And assign everyone a mating partner!
wew more unenforcible laws
>>545142900These are things that would prevent someone from breathing. It's because of choking/suffocation deaths
>>545143114rikishi's finisher
>>545150123>Suffocate from breastsWhat are you a faggot?
>>545142900Getting to the point where it's becoming justifiable to just start dragging Labour MPs out of their homes.
>>545142900"Butt drops"? that's hysterical
>>545144611I've seen motherfuckers with fetishes for sneezing, there are people with fetishes for everything
>face and throat fucking is still allowed when that is arguably more sadistic
>>545142900because the UK people voted for it
>>545143093>nanny stateI'm all for ditching porn 100%, but this is not the nanny state in the sense you think it is. this is sharia law. plain and simple.
Just put the British goys out of their misery already.
>>545153111Its sharia law womyn edition. Taking away all the fun shit away from men while not also making it so that women have to be obedient to their husbands.
>>545142900>Forced feminization and sissy play not on the list.Based
>>545153313Damn what the fuck are all these typos. I swear I'm not an ESL.
>>545153111>it's not nanny state it's sharia law>because Mohammed specifically said facesitting is haramis it really that fun to lie on the internet?
>>545142900Beyond fucking based. Go outside and actually talk to women and procreate. Porn freaks are a misbegotten bunch
>>545145146Oh sweet anon, I DID mean the British Broadcasting Corporation. That's the only legal masturbation material in 2030s Britain.
>>545142900but /pol/ told me they were just going to ban lolis to protect the children and nothing else, why are they banning things I like?
>>545142900OIYOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THOSE FAIRIES, EH?
>breast smotherENOUGH
what do you mean we aren't allowed to haveBlack CatsRoman CandlesScreaming MimisLady FingersFuzz (or Buzz) BottlesSnicker BombsChurch BurnersFinger BlastersGut BustersZippity Do DasCrap FlappersWhistlin' BungholesSpleen SplittersWhisker BiscuitsHonkey LightersHoosker DoosHoosker Don'tsCherry BombsNipsy Daisers (with or without the scooter stick)Whistlin' Kitty Chasers
>>545142900Anyone on /pol/ who uses that site? Started lagging when i tried once and seemed worse than the other clip sites. But maybe it's easier to buy stuff there, the payment options are usually quite limited in the industry. Just never got that far
>>545142900>Breast smother is illegalTitfag UKbros, it might be time to commit an hero or join your local child grooming club for legal immunity
>>545156181Snakes and sparklers only
>>545157751I was in a hurry early, didn't have a chance to make pic related
>>545144237AAAAAAAAA POLICE!!!!
You doing okay bongbros?
>>545143486How does he get his feet up by his head like that
>>545142900Is gay butt fucking and ball smothering still okay ?
>OY, YOU GOT A LOICENZE FOR THOS JEANS>RIGHT PAPERWORKS IN ORDER JUST DONT THINK OF SITTING ON ANY LADS FACES
>its realholy fuck bro, it' might be time to hang all your politicians real soon
>>545144744>tile anonSOMEONE POST THE SCREENCAP!!!!That was magical, happy, and heart warmed my cockles.
>>545144928>all straight porn will be bannedmeh. Magazines, 'zines, and whatever other print media will become a thing again.Which will be awesome. At least two generations of young men have missed out on the magic of finding forest porn.
>>545145271>plastic fetishPretty sure it's getting wrapped up in saran wrap or similar. There's openings left to access mouth and sex organs. I saw it in a mag in the early 80s, so it's been around since at least then. Fetishists were also warning each other about being careful due to overheating.
>>545146175...asks the jeet.Settle down, poo.
>>545142900how is this bad?
>>545149139CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
>>545146895
>>545163245haha that nigger gay af
>>545142900
>>545145007another alt-right cospiracy theory that became true
>>545143486Whoa... Hot
>>545142900What the UK is fapping to in a few years
>>545142900>Trampling Fantasy porn is banned
You must have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation of you want to make porn in a Muslim majority country.
>police fetishes instead of parents raising their kids properlyI don't know, have some proper activities instead of being online all day wanking
>>545142900China> Get arrested for winnie the pooh imageEurope> Get arrested for typing the letter "N"America> Have credit card disabled for dissenting from western religious teachings
What's throat busting
>>545142900literally every one of these makes me shoot giant ropes
The kike left is now raping the degenerate troonoid left
