Trump starts a war with Iran, ally of Russia.Houthis start attacking Saudis, ally of USA.Russia provides INTEL to both Iran and Houthis. Russian satellites have been over Saudi-Arabian energy/military targets during the attacks.Iranians and Houthis attack Saudi-Arabia and the strait of Hormuz to increase oil prices. We all know about the diesel prices in the US.Trump starts buying diesel from Russia.Someone make this make sense.
>>545145521Jews
>>545145580Do you mean that Russian jews are supporting Iran and Houthis so that the Arab oil prices would go up and Russian jews could start selling their oil instead?
>>545145521Trump didn't start a war with Iran.
>>545145521Fox News did not exist when Trump was that age.
>>545145521Trump is trying to kickstart Chabad schizophrenic prophecies for his masters. Nothing makes sense until you realize the Chabad connection.>>545145580Unironically this.
>>545145521>Someone make this make sense.Tax dollars move to the bank accounts of the rich, oil stonks go up. Pretty simple.
>>545147245???>>545147339Launched in 1996.
>>545145521late stage capitalism wars"Capital is said by a Quarterly Reviewer to fly turbulence and strife, and to be timid, which is very true; but this is very incompletely stating the question. Capital eschews no profit, or very small profit, just as Nature was formerly said to abhor a vacuum. With adequate profit, capital is very bold. A certain 10 per cent. will ensure its employment anywhere; 20 per cent. certain will produce eagerness; 50 per cent., positive audacity; 100 per cent. will make it ready to trample on all human laws; 300 per cent., and there is not a crime at which it will scruple, nor a risk it will not run, even to the chance of its owner being hanged."usa and russia winiran winseu sucks dicks, arabs suck dicksukraine dies
>>545145580Fpbp./thread
>>545145521Hamas (Iranian proxy) attacks Israel (USAnian pet).Hamas gets beaten badly.Lebanon (similar to Hamas) attacks and gets involved, gets beaten badly.Houthis (Similar to Hamas) sort of gets involved, but not directly against Israel... no it stupidly bothers 12% of all world trade going through Suez.Trump corrects Houthis, who then turn to only bothering Israel.Iranian proxies lose rather badly across the board so Iran initiates direct volley exchanges with Israel.(time goes by)Israel attacks Iran in the 12 day open war, which ends when Iran evacuates its uranium from its facilities and Trump destroys them.*Russia quite literally tells Iran: "We're friends, not allies, also we're busy."*(time goes by, Hamas signs a sorta-peace which at least ends its "genocide" melodrama).Trump attacks Iran, Iran lashes around wildly and chases Saudi-Arabia and the gulf states into the Trump camp.I'll stop here since that war is ongoing still and to even state the obvious would be contentious and upsetting to the Iranian shills here, so i'd rather leave it vague like this to limit the disruptive potential of their seething.Russia is a marginal player in this war and the value of the diesel to Trump outweighs any potential damage Russia could do with those funds.
