Facesitting porn is now illegal in the UK and can land you a 3-5 year prison sentence for either possessing or creating facesitting porn.
UK is an over-regulated statist hellhole. imagine the state having a say in your own private tastes. you can make an ethical argument for the worst stuff ( stuff, kids, torture) but there it should end and the state should have no authority putting its nose in your business
>>545162852Facesitting porn has been illegal for 12 years anon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-30454773
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>>545162852Imagine the smell.
>Sit down>Accidentally sit on someone's face>Alarms blare>OI, YOU GOT A LICENSE FO' THAT FACE SITTIN'!?
>>545162852Okay, when I think of facesitting, I'm thinking of a woman straddling my face while I eat her pussy. That's hot. This is something else. Can we please get a different name for whatever this is?
Facesitting is a degenerate fetish
>>545163088You are a homosexual
>>545162852i can see the corner of his mouth and his abdomen moving, he can clearly still breathe so i think this would be okay?
>>545162852Will you die a free man with a woman's ass on your face or live on as a slave?
>>545162852How to simulate this sensation at home? I'm thinking a tightened belt around the neck and a heavy bag of potatoes. Or a pillow over face and a corner of a couch on top.
>>545162852Come arrest me motherfuckers
>>545162852!
>>545163088gangbangs are legal tho
>>545162852I’m going to have my have sit on my face right now’s. But only after I creampie her. I love cleaning her up ;)
>>545162852What is the point if she has pants on?
>>545163437Have my wife*
>>545163352Just ask your wife... Oh nevermind.
>>545162852lucky bloke.
>>545162961>putting its nose in your businessI see what you did there
>>545163407Consentual gangbangs
>>545163441its form of suffocationwhats interesting deepthroat isnt a suffocation according to british law
>>545163516its still more degenerate than facesiting tho
>>545163441What is the point of anything?
>>545163576I was joking anon. Not arguing one is better than the other.
>>545162852Make bombs and blow up your politicians in the uk
>>545162852only govment and mulslims allowed to sit on your face
>>545163901I don't think that's halal
wonder if there are any regular movies that will get banned over this
>>545162852>Yep *BRAP*... That's me... *BRAAAPPP*... You're probably wondering *B-BRRRRRRRAAAPPPP* ...how I got into this situation *BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*
SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE MEI'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE AND TELL YOU I LOVE YOU TOOI LOVE TO HEAR YOU ORALIZEWHEN I'M BETWEEN YOUR THIGHSYOU BLOW ME AWAYSIT ON MY FACE AND LET MY LIPS EMBRACE YOUI'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE AND THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULYLIFE CAN BE FINE IF WE BOTH SIXTY-NINEIF WE SIT ON OUR FACES IN ALL SORTS OF PLACESAND PLAY TILL WE'RE BLOWN AWAY
>>545162852Metajoke.
>>545162852Eurokikes sure are gayNo wonder shitskin rapists rule you
>>545162852Pretty much a non-country.
>>545162987Can you even be here as a Nigel? Do you have your 4chan license?
>>545166108For me, it's Roman Candle (1994)https://youtu.be/Y4VOrtLw3GY
>>545162852How do you breathe?
Foot smothering is also now illegal in the UK.
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>>545166681No pun intended but Brits are smelling defeat in the air
>>545162852I wish I were him
>>545162852Facesitting porn loicense
>>545166842I pay hookers to shit on my chest and spray piss in my face (women can still kinda aim their urethras). I've gottened ecoli poisoning a couple times but the memories are 100% worth it. Once paid an Indian college student to do this and her shit was nuclear orange and came out like a piss stream. It startled me at first, but then I got real into it once the odor hit me.
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>>545167010guess the race: easy edition
>>545162852Why would face sitting porn be illegal? I could understand the face shitting and pissing porn, maybe... but just sitting?
>>545167472I'm assuming because they think people will attempt to replicate it poorly and end up suffocating to death.
>>545167108What do you mean by this? I am not cacodemon?
>>545168003but what if you ate a cacodemon for breakfast this morning
>>545163059>Accidentally Haha imagine
>>545168080I didnt eat cacodemon for breakfast though. Why do you say these things to me? Please surrender.
>>545168169I'm gonna eat your mom for breakfast
>>545167552No more dying happy goyim, shut it down!
>>545168541lol
>>545163437Normoids say shit like this and then whine on /pol/ about how the vocel gay couple next door is the problem.
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>>545162852Ngl, denim jeans on your face doesn't sound comfy at all
>>545163016i laughed at this one
>>545162852for some reason "sleeping" porn was banned from the internet including lesbian sleeping foot worship
SMOL DICK PARLIAMENT ENERGY INNIT?FUCKING SEXIST RACIST FAGGOTS
>>545169759How the fuck can you worship someone if you're asleep?
>>545169999checked. two girls laying together with their feet in each others faces. toes wind up in mouths. google "Licking Ana Paula Candy's Sleepy Feet". i guess there is some still, but a lot of it is 404
>>545170152I am aware of what it is.
>>545166385how come this post stays up but when I post gay feral feet fetish furry porn I get a vacation??!?!?? how can xhyr slap!!!
what about AI GENERATED face sitting porn?
>>545162852Being bongish or living in bongland is such a curse lmfao and to think once upon a time people saw you as an example of a functioning civilization.
>>545162852>Facesitting porn is now illegal in the UK and can land you a 3-5 year prison sentence Furries are next I can tell already Based
>>545163088I don't give a shit if someone calls me a degenerate. I need a woman to use my face as a chair after a workout (preferably while completely naked) and I'm not fucking around.
>>545163025bongs getting arrested for face-sitting after sharing an elevator. peak sympwave.
>>545171555if they can make the argument that facesitting leads to suffocation then they can make the argument that furry suits lead to heatstroke
>>545162987if we post webm facepornsit in brit/pol/ will you die?
>>545166621You catch your breath in snatches.
>>545171731this meme format is the bane of my existence
>>545162852>OI 'AV YEW GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT F- ACK!
Can a nigga get an explaination on how anons get into facesitting?Is it a submission thing?Is it really popular?
ban all pornI want the west to become more like my islamic homeland
>>545172108>t. Hitler's (PBUH) purest soldier
>>545162852is that that kickboxer with the recessed chin?
>>545171731It would be incredibly illegal.
>>545172108The orgasm is a powerful conditioning tool.The videos provide constant novel stimulus and cause monkey brain
>>545163060It's smothering
>>545166696Underrated
>>545172059Women are soft, women's asses and pussies are hot and soft.Hot woman sits on my face gets my dick hard.Simple as.
>>545162852In America, I fight for my rights.
>>545162987>face-sitting, strangulation, and fisting>fistingNo one ever suffocated from fisti- wait, which hole?!
>>545162852Bongoloids would rather do anything than the thing they have to do.
>>545171627Young man is still in his simp phase
>>545166385Why is his dick so big? Why are the cops treating him like that? Either make the dick smaller or make the cops worship him. Currently it makes NO sense whatsoever!
>>545176537she has undoubtedly seen many black wieners
