There's not much time anymore. Buy stockpiles. Be ready.A false flag blackout is coming.
They're preparing for WWIII
>>545171100OH SWEET JESUZ, AW LAWD HEPP ME!!
>>545170942Buy stockpiles now. Conserves, food, candles, solar cell to charge USB devices, radio, blankets, batteries, tools, axes for firewood, USB-chargable water heater (connect to solar cell, doesn't cost more than 50 dollars), etc. Water bags out of plastic.
>>545173568Deenz. Dont forget the deenz.
>>545170942Do you remember the last 20 times you fell for this shit?
>>545175345I still got all my covid shit.
Im 4km away from my bean hoard. Can this wait until summer?
>>545170942SWEET BABY JESUS... it's like a honest to God totally organic... CYBER PANDEMIC 2025® The Next Global Crisis®!!!
>>545175306I'm a bean boy.
>>545170942nothing ever happens
>>545170942these AI CEO kikes are trying to meme a butlerian jihad situation into existence, huh?
>>545170942It’s not what you know is coming for you that you have to watch out for. It’s what you don’t.
>>545175345Like 2019 when they were dropping hints they were going to shut down the world and then 2020 happened?
>>545175345I still remember Jade Helm>>545175944What hints?
>>545170942It fucking better not happen. WoW Forever is about to launch
>>545176203Is it really gonna be good? I'm tempted.
>>545170942What's funny is landlords will be the first people to die because no one will be paying rent, they'll be trying to throw their monopoly money at grocers or other stores and defending their safe spaces.
>>545173568>axes for firewoodThe more axes you own the higher your harvesting stat will be. Since each additional axe decreases harvesting time by 50%, the minimum number of axes you should use simultaneously is at least 8.
As long as the Zionist and billionaire's enabling them get cleansed from the earth, then I'm ok.
PLEASE JUST DO IT ALREADY WIPE OUT THE NPC MASSES AND LIFE BRING EARTH BACK TO IT'S GLORY DAYS I'M WAITING
>>545170942You will still be expected to pay all owed taxes on time
>>545175531You storing canned or bagged beans or what?Tell me about the beans, people
>>545170942Nothing ever happens. 6-12 months from now you'll still have to wake up and go to work and you'll have to buy gas and groceries. Anything that doesn't cause that to stop happening is a nothingburger.
>>545175944Remember in late 2019 when memes making fun of antivaxxers were popular and then a year later everyone was forced to take an experimental vaccine?
>>545170942Don't governments lose control in a blackout? Don't politicians rely on the the surveillance network for their own safety? It's most of the elite's wealth digital and intangible?
>>545170942November 19 would be a good day for a total blackout
>>545176080>I still remember Jade HelmKek, how do you do fellow oldfag?
>>545173568This is just good advice in general and doesn't have to be tied to any one happening. You need food and water to survive so you should have extra on hand just in case. You rely heavily on electricity so you should have a means to generate your own just in case. You communicate digitally constantly so you should have some back up means to continue just in case.Also light prepping is fun.
>>545170942Dude no I still have to preorder the new macbook
>>545175944I remember in 2019 every media was saying to go to Chinese New Year and hug a Chinese person.Media headlines are always completely wrong about happenings. Even during 2020 every single thing they said was wrong.
>>545170942What quantum bullshit magic do these labs do to divine these scenarios?Nigga tell me the Truth
>>545178221Prep for Tuesday, not doomsday. A nuclear war is unlikely to ever happen but having emergency supplies will be helpful if a tornado hits your town.
im going to aldi to get a loaf of bread
>>545175944I remember not once having any issue going to a grocery store or ordering shit online. Never one thing out of stock. So idk what you’re point is but I’m pretty sure it’s the opposite of reality
>>545170942>HOLY SHIT GUYS OUR AI IS GOING TO CRASH SOCIETY WITH NO SURVIVORS!!1>We're not going to shut if off tho lol be sure to subscribe XD
>>545170942I'm gonna buy some fries to eat with this nothing burger
>>545170942>There's not much time anymore>6-12 monthsHey faget OP, just give me a two week warning in 5.5-11.5 months
>>545170969I'm happy that mr. "It was a nuke, 'twas, I can tell because the fireball was orange" is giving us insider info
>>545170942I'm Gen X. I've been preparing for this all my life. I don't need a stockpile. I have weapons and training. I'll just take yours.
>>545178588And when you fail to take mine ill end up taking yours. What a fun game.
>>545170942diggy mach mir keine angst
>>545177936To my knowledge there is no way to destroy the entire energy grid with anything like an AI attack. Most likely the event will be related to the internet, and possibly financial systems. I have three red flags that point me in this direction:1.) There have been a growing number of AI bots surreptitiously gaining access to clients' accounts at major institutions, causing chaos as they struggle to confirm what activity is genuine and what is fake.2.) Numerous countries are simultaneously affirming a necessity for food and water while being sheltered in place. What things could create this necessity? A loss of product in storefronts. But how can this occur on a global level? Having worked in logistics I can say without a doubt lack of internet and computer systems. We were a mid-sized 3PL and one time power was out for a couple days. We had to handwrite each bill of lading. We handled thousands of those in an average day, we had dozens without power. Scale this scenario and it would believably result in global food shortages as valuable cargo piled up in warehouses with no coordination to move them. 3.) The hype phase of AI is decidedly at its end, and all major participants are now understood to have inflated a bubble the proportions of which cannot be precisely determined at this time, but is almost certainly the largest to have ever existed. All major participants are utterly insolvent, and despite recording fantastic profits have absolutely no hope of meeting their financial and compute obligations, to say nothing of the myriad issues with delayed/canceled data centers, lack of power commitments, etc. Anthropic's S-1 just admitted there is a very real possibility they will be unable to make any spending commitments. At the same time, the US is completely incapable of bailing these companies out.Character limitations unfortunately limit me from mentioning recent PHP vulnerabilities too. Suffice to say it leans highly digitally, at least to me.
>>545175306Ligma deenz
>>545178375Exactly. Micro nova, asteroid, earthquake, virus, riots, flood, tornado, or just a bad storm. Doesn't matter. You should already have some basic supplies stashed away as just survival instinct rather than waiting to be told by the jewish media of all sources. I guess it could be a racial thing. Maybe the reason we are seeing so many anons asking if now is the time to prep is because they are brown and therefore lack the instinct to prepare.
Stock manipulation
>>545179007But nigga the govt is using barely audible frequencies to harm peoples minds.
>>545177490Memes aside the most cost effective way is to buy bulk dry beans and store them in air tight containers. Personally I just keep a lot of canned beans because that's what I normally eat. Either way they last several years. Don't test this unless you have to, but the "Best Before" date on canned food is extremely conservative. I recently found cans with BB dates from when Obama was president and the food in there smelled fine although obviously I didn't try it. Botulism is a bad way to go.
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escape the fucking city
>>545170942>Dems are going to launch massive cyberattack if they don't get their blue wave.
>>545180526Ima pimp bitches out This is my shit.
>>545170969why is it i have yet to see a single official document or communication from any governments telling their citizens to stockpile and prepare? its only been twitter posts making claims and people regurgitating itlike seriously why hasnt my own government notified me?
>>545179007'Capped for future reference.We could definitely see a Fight Club situation except instead of a small underground group wanting to wipe debt it's the world's most powerful institutions. They also happen to be the ones with the tools to do it. What happens if, say, Visa goes down? Like you mentioned, stores don't get restocked if warehouses and drivers aren't getting paid. If money doesn't work police don't show up. World goes Louisiana Superdome real quick and that's just one payment processing company.
>>545180654https://www.mcf.se/en/advice-for-individuals/home-preparedness--prepping-for-at-least-a-week/
>>545170942>campbells stock falls the worst ever after leaked phone recordings>one of the largest producers of non-perishable foods>suddenly all these countries saying "stockpile stockpile stockpile and make SURE to buy non-perishables!!!"I am not eating or buying your 3d printed chicken noodle soups ever again, I don't care how much fearmongering you do.
>>545180850why on earth would i click on that. cmon
>>545170942It's the El Nino forming in the Pacific. It is going to cause global temperatures to rise and cause an increase to natural disasters for a few months. This is a scientific fact, and it will definitely happen.
>>545181169https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026%E2%80%932027_El_Ni%C3%B1o_event
>>545180654> https://www.ready.gov/It’s like you were born yesterday. I remember when FEMA was running a “zombie apocalypse preparedness” campaign leading up to the Mayan calendar ending in 2012. And we were filling bathtubs with water for Y2K, when the first major cyber-apocalypse was feared. This new cyber “attack” is just another iteration of an old theme. They’ve been seeding an irrational fear and distrust for AI in the general population for years now. Can’t throw a rock in a social media thread a keyboard warrior without being told about the drinking water wasted on every stupid query.Midwits seem to think cooling liquid can’t be run through a set of underground pipes in a closed system loop to cool them down.
