I participated in my first poll today
>>545171195you're supposed to lie on the poll and vote the other her way at high enough numbers it makes the other side overconfident so less show up
>>545171592What I do is visit the resistance grassroots .us website; sign up to canvass and host phone banks. You’d be surprised how quickly their angry texts change once they read Ebonics from my end. Meanwhile I am collecting all of their contact information and traffick it.
no but I screamed at some lady to get the fuck off my property and said all liberals are subhumans who came to my door shilling Abdul the other day
What's the point of this spam?
>>545171195>Have you ever been polled?No, I'm not a faggot.
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>>545171195I voted for a Bong. Wish me luck.
>>545172077the javascript just replied back when you resubscribe you fucking retard
>>545171592I'm not so sure of thati just randomly select an option to decrease the quality of their polls. Dcreasing signal to noise ratio
>>545173564that's what rightoids do here and it works wonders
>>545172077>resubscribe
>>545171195Yes but I lie on them to at least fuck up one number.
if you want my opinion on ya hands, yall can poll this dick
>>545172077I kekked so goddamn hard. Whenever they text me, I tell them about how women shouldn’t be allowed to be officers and that it’s not a real army when women give men orders. These days the recruiters are fuckface women themselves at least 50% of the time so you can REALLY get them going with that one. They’ll actually reply back instead of sending you to the spam box as well.You just have to act like you might join but are concerned about the woman issue. As long as they think there’s a non-zero chance of having you on the hook they’ll keep talking.
>>545171195Mike HuntJoe MommaPhillip McCracky
what happens if you reply with hitler?
>>545176196You just made your first mistake in the many to come. Sieg Heil!
>>545176196Well, in America glowniggers will probably show up at your house to tell you specifically that you have committed no actual crime but try to intimidate you for it anyway.
