Seriously, what happened to millennials? How did we go from men that made a name for themselves by working two jobs and coming home covered in grit and grime, to a bunch of soft toddlers that cry when they have to drive a manual car? My millennial co-worker who gets triggered by a simple question, “what is a woman” literally broke down in tears because his phone battery died and he couldn’t google “how to change a spare tire”How do we get these kids off social media and point them towards a life of hard work and satisfaction?
>>545182404>>545175953Controversial poem. The ABCB rhyme scheme is not always accepted as being a poem. Major themes of the poem are death and revenge. Overall, it seems to be based on conservatives gloating about killing, previously.
i pull over, take my dick out, and start beating off
>>545182404OP really does suck hard dick
>>545182404Hard men create weak sissies
>>545182540The saying is:Hard times create strong menStrong men create good timesGood times create weak menWeak men create hard timesIt’s a simple formula that explains literally every civilization that has ever existed. Think Rome. So not sure what your problem is you’re just being edgy.
>>545182404It sounds like you hang around bitches.There are plenty of capable millennials, Gen Z, and Gen A.The media is not real life.Stay off social media.If you must surf the web, make sure you call people "faggot" or "nigger" indiscriminately.Hope this helps, you fucking faggot nigger
>>545182404either the hearse is going backwards or the cops are i fucking can’t with these stupid boomer AI slop images
>>545182404I’ll never stand for the pledge Or show any respect for zogbots Migger boomers can tongue my Anus
>>545182404What the fuck are you talking about
>>545182651LISTEN SNOWFLAKE THIS IS HOW REAL MEN DROVE BACK WHEN REAL MEN RAN AMERICAYOU WOULDNT KNOW BECAUSE YOUR JUST A WHINY LIBTARD WHO HATES HIS COUNTRY OK PRAISE JESUS
>>545182404Millennials didn't create anything. Who does that leave it to? Who created the hard times, Jeet?
>>545182404>what happened to millennials?boomers happened.they took the elevator to the top, then destroyed not only the elevator but the stairs as well.
>>545182404>It wasn't a lawIt very much is a law in most states and provinces. You are legally required to pull over for a funeral motorcade, it is an offense under the law to continue operating the motor vehicle at that point.
>>545182404>hearse is charging its own police escort
>>545182699To us, it wasn’t about political parties. It was about respect. And when your family name is the only valuable currency you have, we made sure to treat each other kindly because that’s just what good neighbours did. Kids these days get sick every other Monday. We drank from a hot hose that tasted like rubber, ate with hands covered in dirt from the bike ramps we built in our backyards, and we never even dared to complain to our moms about having a sore throat, because having a sore throat was better than having a sore ass after a good beating.
What is this type of humour called?It's... Bait, but there's also an element of truth to it. I imagine the people that make these threads are often times really projecting their own thoughts; manifesting their personal traumas upon the world whilst hiding their tears. OP might actually be the millennial I'm question and his co-worker has chewed him out for being a weak man. We will never know, but also: we know
>>545182888Kek my dad actual says shit like this
>>545182651>>545182803Kek
>>545182888>we consumed toxic chemicals by drinking from things that shed loads of polymer particles and then our mother beat us if we got sickBoomer psychosis becoming a bit clearer
>>545182906Millennials these days wake up with vape juice and a vanilla latte Frappuccino with extra whip creamWe woke up with 4 hours of sleep, a black coffee, and the intense desire to become the men our fathers have raised us to be
>>545182991I know it’s a joke but it’s something boomers would unironically make & It’s wild that boomers are going to larp as tough principled blue collar grinders that sacrificed for their children when the exact opposite is true
>>545182404In the good old days hearse drivers had a monthly quota so on months where there weren't enough bodies they just created some on the street and older Jeffrey Epstein approved.
>>545183098
I miss the good old days of clip art memes
>>545182404Do you remember when families used to actually bond with one another? Nowadays kids need to be texted that dinners ready, even if they’re under the same roof. If we weren’t at the dinner table by 6pm sharp, we knew we wouldn’t be eating until the next days breakfast.
>>545182404>Weak Men Really Do Create Hard TimesTrump is proving that in spades
>>545182404Weren't the Baby Boomers the generation that was spitting on US veterans coming back from Vietnam?
>>545182991two dads and their waskily wabbits can be a faily
>>545183323the wife never did recover from that case of camouflage shoulder
>>545183418We were the ones that didn’t need cellphones to keep us safe. Our parents kicked us out of the house at 8am, and we knew that if we didn’t come home before the street lights came on, dads leather belt would be waiting for us on the table.
>>545183179your family can afford two boomboxes?
>>545182404good morning saaaar!
>>545182404>what happened to millennials?
>>545182404Because it no longer pays to get dirty and do real work. Same with any type of real skill. Only real money is in being a crook.
>>545182829>"i blame others because they didn't hand me something!"that's you.
>>545183794That was Gen X. Mtv was already an irrelevant joke by the time I was in high school and by the time I graduated college it was basically the rob driedrik channel
>>545182906what makes you think threads are humor?
>>545182404Weak men create less cannon fodder for international Jewry is how I interpret you.
>>545183059I'm a millennial and i also wake after 4 hours of sleep, I drink a coffee with a bit of half and half, have an intense hangover and a job delivering auto parts.By my bootstraps, I will never be anything like my father or anything he might have raised me to be.
>>545183858then you're gen z, anon.us millennials watched it from a young age.
>>545182888Actually felt like I was reading a real boomer's lips. Well done.
>>545183323Oh God. I remember those cheap orange and white striped dictaphone tapes that we somehow managed to record songs on the radio to.
>>545183969>orange and white stripedit's red, anon.
>>545183967the ai is learning
>>545183794That's older MTV. I grew up with the astronaut and Billy Jean.
>>545182404Why is the hearse reversing up the street?
>>545183959I’ve been raised by the cold love of a stern father, and the warm love of a mother who would kick off her heels and spank us till the cows came home if we even dared to complain about the gifts they have given us.
>>545182630>>545182540Hard sissies create good man times.
>>545182404Lots of poppies in bongland to commemorate Anglo's going to their ancestral homelands to slaughter brothera and sisters and nephews and nieces for jews.....>Western allies are all burning in hell for being the Traitors they are>>545183577But they got money and a car on top of that.I never got shit and won't get shit, my bitterness and resentment is justified. Why work to upkeep the. Status quo?Bring it all down.
>>545182404Kids? The youngest millennial is 30 now.
>>545183059How old are you faggot?
>>545184198Old enough to know what a woman is.
>>545184063I've been raised by the cold love of pure despair, and the warm love of myself, as I scrape the surface of the earth for a tiny bit of meaning and joy which you boomers have left us.
>>545182884boomer ai genned images do a great job at replicating what it must feel like to have dementia
>>545184010>That's older MTV>I grew up with the astronaut and Billy Jean.then it would be newer mtv, anon.
Boomers were the weak men who created the hard times
>>545182424Someone has to
lame divide and conquer threadyou can blame society going to shit on boomers and jewsmillennials were still in high school when they were dropping economic recessions one after another lol
>>545184063Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for blueberry muffins
>>545184466>he lives in the world and succumbs to itsad.>>545184096>they got money and a car on top of that>I never got shit and won't get shityou would if you'd get a fucking job and learned how to budget.how do you think your grand-parents made it through?just because your dad didn't follow his dad's footsteps doesn't mean you aren't meant follow your grand-dad's.world don't owe you shit, people don't owe you shit.you owe you shit.
>>545184096>poppiesI think people have become aware but they're too afraid to speak out about it.
>>545184678False.The only thing we ruined were a good pair of sneaker playing baseball on a hot summers evening.
>>545184785millennials did this too so your point is no longer a point.
>>545184683Jack your cock off until you cum, mix it into a batter, and go back in time 2 years when that joke was actually funny you gay little nigger
>>545184695I love the physical world, it is beautiful. I don't live in it though, I live in myself.
>>545182404>Hearse travelling in reverse>Oil company billboard next to dead veteran lmao I love boomerjeet ai slop
>>545184830>I love the physical world, it is beautifuloh, anon...
>>545182404Stfu boomer. Boomers are the most coddled generation. No one had it as easy as you
>>545182404i could overpower and physically rape any boomer and his boomer wife. don't test me, boy.
>>545184785Can you stop lying grampaEven now boomers like trump and netenyahu are shitting everything up
>>545182404What sort of a name did those 2 job slaves make for themselves exactly?
>>545182888no way a sore throat was better than a sore ass
>>545184988You’re telling me you can overpower a man that is literally the reason you’re not speaking German right now?
>>545182404Working a job stopped being worth it. You don't 'make it' anymore that way unless you get one of the few good paying ones.The weak men are the boomers. And they have indeed made hard times by looking after themselves first, foremost, and only. Never planting the tree for their children to sit in the shade of.
>>545184555checked and sorry you can't read carsiff anon, that is very tragic.
>>545183179>Building a treehouse >Girl allowed Fuckin faggots
Yes, they do.It's always weak men that create very difficult times for others and themselves ultimately now.
>>545185099boomers are the GIs kids, idiot
>>545182630Just kill christcucks
>>545185315>kill the only people that have potentialyou know how poland is doing well, anon?
>>545185686Poland being invaded by shitskins as we speak.
>>545182404the weak men are the boomers and lesser so gen X. You will be hated, history will record you as losers and nothing can change that. Your only contribution to the future will be that you were stupid, useless subhumans.
>>545182642Best advice on the interwebs to bad it comes from a brown hand meme flaggot nigger
>>545182404Millennials have already lived through four "once in a lifetime" financial crashes and most of us are still in our thirties.
>>545182404>men this>men that>men now>men>men>menNotice how der eternal boomer will never EVER criticize the repugnant, disgusting state of modern women (which is FAR worse and FAR more degenerated than that of modern men).Because boomer simps are the ones who raised their daughters to be like that. Precious, entitled, whorish little Princesses who expect the world and give nothing in return.Then boomers wonder why young men don't give a shit any more.Fucking boomers. The first generation in human history to deliberately and proudly raise their daughters to be careerists, dick-envy feminists, and/or whores instead of decent wives & mothers. "So proud of my cop/soldier/bossbitch/onlyfans daughter!" what a bunch of fucking cucks.
