Every Scandinavian should be issued a United States passport by default.
>>545186180>Every Scandinavian should be issued a United States passport by default.so they can spread their cucoldry and extreme leftism and destroy the US even faster?
learn Swedish for 2 yearshear swedes talkdon't understand a single thingSPEAK SLOWER WTF
>>545186910rookie mistake should have learned norsk
>>545186180Trump hates our people
>>545186180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUMV1N7eGM
>>545186180What am I supposed to use it for?>>545186910To be fair, Swedes only understand their local version of Swedish.
>>545186910Why are you learning Swedish? Don't move there or you'll regret it.
>>545186180Only rats flee their country when things get tough.
>>545187337>Why are you learning Swedish?i studied geology and did a masters in mining engineering. kiruna is my only hope. im cooked fr.
>>545187380>cookedNo you're not. LKAB are opening new mines as we speak. You're welcome as long as you learn the one rule.
>>545187464>you learn the one rule.which is?
>>545186226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXjZu7Scpw8
>>54518618030% of them are Syrians, Iranians, Pakis, Indians, and literal African niggers. Even worse: Serbians and Russians.
>>545187523Cultural rule. All social rules stem from the one rule. If you understand the one rule, you understand what to do in 95% of all social situations. It goes like this:>Whatever is going on with you, positive or negative, should be limited to YOU. You have no right to interfere in the day to day lives of others, and you are not obligated to put up with people who interfere in yoursFailure to adhere to the one rule marks you as an outsider. And if you follow the one rule we will put up with every other fault you might have. From weak language skills to abhorrent appearance. But we cannot and will not cope with people breaking the one rule. Even our legal system and our bureaucracy is based off of it. Whenever foreigners think something is weird about our culture, it almost always comes down to not understanding the one rule.
>>545187337You can work in Sweden with just English. I know Germans and Pakis and Indians and Americans who have lived and worked in Sweden at good jobs for years and they speak 0 Swedish.
>>545186180A US passport is not a privilege. It's an obligation to pay taxes in the US regardless of your actual residence.
>>545187655got it.
>>545187706Only if you're very very rich and that income comes from America.
>>545187129>>545187302>>545187361America is the inevitable Scandinavia.
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>>545186180We don't want it. Fuck off.
>>545187995Fins are uralic.
>>545188019You make a good femboy.
>>545187776Nope. its a American Civil War era law, intended to squeeze draft dodgers who moved to Canada. There is no limitation or restriction on it, the US government considers themselves entitled to the value that US citizens produce, no matter where on Earth they generate that value.Getting rid of your US passport/citizenship costs thousands of dollars and is a slow annoying process.
>>545188021Noooo! We arr wyte!! WYTEE! PERRKELEEE!
>>545187776Check the fucking Google you debil
>>545187993I don't see the resemblance.
You'll just get a shitton of Muslims. Scandinavian countries are nice and Scandinavians aren't going to move to the USA. Their immigrants will though.(The biggest wave of 'Danish' immigration to Britain since the days of King Alfred happened about 20 years ago when the Danes passed a bunch of anti-Muslim laws and their entire Somali minority moved to Britain.)
>>545188084All finns are clitty chinks.
>>545188139There are more Somalis in Minnesota than in Sweden.
>>545188072The most annoying consequence of this shit is that even while I don't hold a US passport now in the past or in the future I still need to fill that stupid W-8BEN for their IRS when I register on basically any financial services platform
>>545188084that's why i like the fins. you don't even need to learn finish. you just speak english with a rally accent.
>>545188093You will
>>545186226I thought it was because of American leftism that spread there
>>545188350I will not. Also, your rejection of Finns guarantees you will find no traction among Swedes. Finlands sak är vår. Keep your filthy half human passport.
>>545188379Taylor Swift and Hollywood did more damage for Sweden than WW2 ever did.
>>545187636>Even worse: Serbians and Russiansbrain damaged butthurt belter
Why would anyone from there want a passport of a third world shithole?
>>545188390Stfu fintranny bitch.
>>545188545Speaking of third world, when are you flying back to India?
Canada is a more likely home for Scandis desu. But inexplicably, we do not have saunas so even that is not a good fit.
>>545186180uhh i dont think we need more black cock addicts in the US thanks
>>545188595we have infinite jeets.other than them, who's retarded enough to emigrate here???
>>545186226>vikings wearing leather armorlol... stop posting faggot
>>545187655>The one ruleI prefer Jante Loven You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.
>>545189016how does Janteloven fit into this?
>>545189016This is you
>>545189016Oh God, I do all of those. No wonder I’m shunned.
>>545189208Projecting much? Guess I should have included the 11th rule>Perhaps you don't think we know a few things about you?
>>545186180There aren't that many scandinavians. I guess if some went to the usa and made more of them that would be good.
>>545189208>>545189296
>>545186180You need to pay to remove it lol. Its a scam Dont ever do it. You will pay tax to pedos forever even if you move
>>545186180I don’t want one
>>545186180This map sucks. Åland is a part of Scandinavia despite being under Finnish rule.
>>545187655>>Whatever is going on with you, positive or negative, should be limited to YOU. You have no right to interfere in the day to day lives of others, and you are not obligated to put up with people who interfere in yoursIm moving up there with my italian wife she will fuck your shit up she cant stop yapping about this
You forgot one of the most Scandinavian and Nordic country there is
>>545186180why would they want a weaker passport?
btw Charoite thin section under crossed nikcols goes hard. fr fr
>>545189363Why?
>>545189444>weaker passportIt's a call for citizenship and settlement.
>>545187993America is inevitable, Wakanda / New Delhi, dumb fucking pajeet.
>>545188595Canada is for scandinavian redditors, America for 4channers
>>545190047Poles are worse than shit eating jeets.
>>545188139Why would the welfare leeches move to america?
>>545190096>Canada
>>545186180WHY would non-Muslims visit the only non-Islamic country in the world that INSANELY lets MUSLIMS lead its states and its largest city, and even lets Muslims run for PRESIDENCY??>>545186226False! - USA is FILLED WITH communist Muslim lemmings, which is and always was just a tiny niche group here.
>>545190280Islam is a religion. Anyone could be a muslim.
>>545187655ewww, human connections
>>545190350ALL Muslims are brown or black - but please answer my question, OP!
>>545190467Obama. That's the answer.
Swedish men sit down to pee, is that the viking genetics?
>>545190529>>WHY would Scandinavians visit a country ruled by Muslims??>Obama. That's the answer.That's a blatant LIE - we would never visit a yankee Caliphate just for meeting a random foreign former president; we only know our OWN former statsministers.
>>545188072>>545188091False.I dunno why people spread these lies - actually I do - because rich jews in Israel believe they shouldn't have to pay taxes on their rents and dividends collected from American real estate and stocks.Imagine believing a cashier at the grocery store in Europe has to pay American taxes.
>>545191041If that cashier is a dual citizen with American passport, the IRS considers that they have a right to collect income taxes from him, they just choose to not do it right now because they are being so nice.When the American debt crisis starts (American government debt is rapidly eclipsing their GDP) all those with an American citizenship will get letters mailed to them asking for this money.
>>545186226>so they can destroy the US even faster?Yes.
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>>545190553Sitting down to pee is better for your bladder. Also just more comfy and doesn't get piss everywhere.
Danes born after 1980 will take you up on that offer. Danish boomers just raised the retirement age for Danish millenials to 74. 74 kek
>>545191566At least it's the same for both genders. That's something to be proud of I guess.
>>545191702Why? Women on average live longer than men
>>545186180>Every Scandinavian should be issued a United States passport by default.Ei.EUSSR however should collapse and a Nordic Union should be established. There's just a slight problem with Sweden and its demographics. Denmark, Iceland and Norway however are solid.Remember when the EU was a economic union, not a soviet style superstate, dictating national matters, imposing fines on member states reluctance to mass immigration? I member, as I'm 42 years young. They sold A, and we got A+b+c...>inb4 economics and politics are inseparable
>>545191820True, but it's better than the alternative of women getting retirement earlier, like is currently the case in multiple european countries.
>>545191949Are you me? No, wait... I'm 44.
>>545191949>EUSSR however should collapse and a Nordic Union should be establishedWe need Kalmar union 2.0>There's just a slight problem with Sweden and its demographics.Can be solved by several "little green men" from Swedens neighbours.
>>545192278>We need Kalmar union 2.0I'm a Fennoswede, so I'd be high caste, Brahmin if you will. So rule by a monarch? Any suggestions on who should hold sit on the throne? Can't think of anyone in any nordic country except for Jussi Halla-Aho. He shits on the absurdities of modern politics on a daily basis. Jimmie Åkesson är en fjolla när det kommer till kritan. Har Danmark någon stark karaktär värdig tronen?
>>545186910There are sw*des trapped in Fingolia because other sw*des can't understand them and vice versa. Only difference I can hear is the ones from sw*den sound uber gay and in Fingolia they sound like humans
>>545186226>norsemen>shows australian actorsinteresting. what does this tell us about the genetic state of the western world?
>>545193860We're not trapped. We're content with the situation and everything's bilingual here, and our relations with "muh pure" Finns speaking Finnish couldn't be better. Cope and seethe, Kyrpä-Pappi.
>>545187091Ivan knows
>>545186910>>545193860JAK ÄR PÖK :D:D:D:D
>>545188172You're blacker per capita than muttmerica. Swedes are pussy that can't fight niggers and muslims as they rape swede kids.
>>545194473HAR INT SOPPA
>>545186910I have lived here for 5 years. I still often dont understand
>>545194291kek
>>545194487America is literally ruled by the Epstein class and you accuse others of being pedophiles, hilarious.
>>545193860And the best swedish accent comes from haparanda
>>545194473>>545194554EISA PEITTÄ VOI VITTU NEKKERIPERKELE
>>545189378>Italian wifeI'm so sorry for you. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
>>545186910>>545194586Go home niggers
>>545194350i guess i have to look up geologist opportunities in Norway.
>>545195936>elves*marauders
>>545195997Honorary means they're not actually Elves. But they are like a respected ally.Like the Japanese.I wouldn't give Humans souls. Elves have souls. Only chosen Humans get souls. Yeah, maybe my language was a bit too hasty and endearing.But I love Scandinavia. I'm the King of all Fairies.
>>545187523You have to blow Muslims on demand
>>545187655*does not apply to BAME invaders
>>545191449Google the foreign tax credit so you stop posting ignorant shit about my country while you post ignorant shit about your own, thanks
Me and my Tall Red Haired Wife who has pale skin, fweckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle will have a Garden Estate in Iceland and go on hikes together and picnics.
>>545186180Why would anyone in the north of Europe bother to go to your shithole? Their baristas live better than your surgeons, dumb mutt.
>>545196247No, they don’t, ignoramus
>>545186180Sure, i bet i can sell that shit easily
>>545186180>>545186226>Every Scandinavian should be issued a United States passport by default.
>>545199011>>Every Scandinavian should be issued a United States passport by default.
>>545193860Hej jag heter homo Peter:D
