My shekels!!!
>>545190368six you say?
>devops engineerAnother proud moment for the enternal jeet.
>>545190368This is the fate of all crypto. The plus side is that when everyone realizes their "money" will be stolen they will cash out of crypto and it will crash back to zero
also don't worry guys crypto is being hardened against quantum computing
>>545190654The suppression of this story and botted "don't panic" posts is jewier than the jewiest normal bank move. Jews on planes fleeing to Tel Aviv tonight.
>>5451903686billion hole through a devops engineers laptop... watch tether/btc frens. Pine tree bark is edible, fuck the money cultists
>>545190368BITCOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
>>545190368“decentralized” money that can only be turned into cash with an exchange that functions like a bank… except it has all the downsides of a bank and none of the upsides. along with being able to be robbed affecting customer funds kek
>>545190368It was the Norks btw and they honeypotted the devops engineer with a big tiddy Korean hu-cow. Dunno if that reached the news yet.
>>545190908saved that image anon, ty
>>545190908i am surrounded by pine trees but never seen a cone with a nut, the squirrels and birds get them first. >>545191094NK hackers iare the obvious suspects.
WASTE YOUR KINETIC ON BUY NON-EXISTENT MEME TOKENS, GOYEEM... SPECULATION WILL BUILD THE THIRD TABERNACLE TO MALEK!!>WASTE YOUR KINETIC ON BUY NON-EXISTENT MEME TOKENS, GOYEEM... SPECULATION WILL BUILD THE THIRD TABERNACLE TO MALEK!!WASTE YOUR KINETIC ON BUY NON-EXISTENT MEME TOKENS, GOYEEM... SPECULATION WILL BUILD THE THIRD TABERNACLE TO MALEK!!>WASTE YOUR KINETIC ON BUY NON-EXISTENT MEME TOKENS, GOYEEM... SPECULATION WILL BUILD THE THIRD TABERNACLE TO MALEK!!
>>545191131No problem anon, we were supposed to die heroically making massive infrastructure projects during this time, but instead they decided to play sick and fuck kids
>>545191175>never seen a cone with a nutThey don't produce nuts like in the pic, only several small seeds attached to the core of the cone
>>545190601Zorry, how much did you zay?
>>545191404I have seen you in other threads, very goodand thank you
some more info here on this hackholy shit, the Binance wiki page is a never-ending detail of crypto crime after crimethis company is ruining the introduction of crypto, imo>being sued for $81B by Nigerialol
>>545191745>>being sued for $81B by Nigeria
>biggest hack ever>bitcoin only falls 3%How legit
>>545190368Why keep your crypto in what is basically a centralized bank that has all your data and can block your crypto at any time?I really dont understand why normies do this. It completely destroys the purpose of crypto.
>>545191025Yeah this. Its for boomers and normies that dont actually understand what crypto is and what makes it useful and valuable.
>>545190654>Stop using crypto and go back to using dollars which we will also fraud and steal from youThe reason cryoto is used in the first place is because banks and financial regulators are so Jewish and corrupt that even a made up number on a computer with no inherent value is better
The indian responsible has not been fired yet and ai is claiming Korea did it.
>bLOCKCHAIN CANNOT BE HAAA - ACK.
>>545190368CZ gave that shit to Trump for his freedom in NYC
>>545192314They didnt hack the blockchain, they simply got into an employee PC and transfered money directly.
>>545190368It's always six something.
>>545192474Whatever helps you sleep at nightAnd even if it was just a laptop, lmao giving them money when a single laptop is the failure point and/or this was an inside job
>>545191094>NORKSLmao whatever makes you feel better
>your funds are SAFU>also suspending all withdrawalshmmm.
>>545190368uhh didn't they have multisig set up for situations like this?
I'm ruined
>>545190368FUNDSU ARE SAFU
>>545191992the subanimals known as normalfags pervert everything that becomes popular and it's so absurdly comical that they've managed to centralize a decentralized currency keknormalfag schizophrenia is a problem
>>545196775>normalfag schizophrenia is a problemthey will blame ai
I have 5k euro on binance and they refuse to verify my bank account for SEPA withdrawal. At least I sold all crypto few days ago but I really need to get the money out of there...
>>545192045The reason we use banks in the first place is because theft exists. Otherwise everyone would keep their money in their house. Enjoy getting your internet meme money stolen
Let me guess, the "engineer" was an indian.
>>545190368OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY THE CRYPTO SHEKELS!!!!!
lol
>>545201014kek
>>545190601This is how the maffia works
>>545190565It's like another soah. Don't worry bro, Trump is sending you a blank but signed check and you can write which amount you wish.
>>545191025You don't need a centralized exchange to turn it into cash though
>>545191745>Yi He
kek more than a trillion lost in tech stocks this morning
>>545201295?
>>545190368Is this why the markets crashed? What's the connection?
>>545196775>>545191992"normalfags" aren't the cause, they barely use crypto. binance is old guard crypto cabal, their entire business model is about extracting wealth from the broader market, they are deeply integrated into the crypto industry and crypto's current enshittifed state can in large part be attributed to binance's preferences. for many years they have worked hand in glove with tether.
>>545190368That's the thing. You think you have these hacker groups down and they just rise back from the grave over and over again.
>>545201477Checked. Yi He sounds like one of Michael Jackson's exclamations.
>>545202697ok
>>545190368>Binance will cover all fundsi mean, hey
>>545191025you do realize that just like with all money, if you give it to a third party for safekeeping on your behalf and centralize it willingly, you are giving up the benefits the technology offersdo you not know what an exchange is?do you not know these people could just as easily been in charge of their own security if they felt like it, but chose not to?the whole point is the option
>>545191992because they can offer some safety in being able to (as seen here) freeze funds and reverse fraudulent transactions that are normally not able to be done if you were just operating outside of the exchange
>>545201674>hacker groupsAka CZ stole it
>>545191332Fucking Gandalf.
>>545201014How did CZ get so triggered from one emoji.
>>545204474Because he stole it
>>545190368>Target DevOps guy with spear fishing of Korean tittycow pretending interest in him>Upload AIDS.exe>Start making code repository requests under his name which are auto accepted because AI jeets>System begins transfer of entire hot wallet with no flags or checks at all that this shouldn't happen >OTHER ppl noootice these large txn and warn everyone while nobody at Binance notices>Crypto Pool's closed due to AIDSOne of the stable coins stolen they have to negotiate with the Norks in order to unfreeze half. Imagine what their demands are going to be>Tell Binance CEO to praise Kim Jong Un in a video and if it gets a million views on YouTube we'll consider releasing half
>>545204884Nigger this is very obviously an inside job. "Norks" is a great cover because it's hard to disprove.
