This is a PSA to single men (and maybe a warning to married ones), the iPhone Duo will get you a ridiculous amount of attention from women.Earlier today, my wife and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run and I decided we would stop by our local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can’t stand cheap grocery store bread). As I approached the drive through window, the young lady told me the total (nothing I couldn’t comfortably afford) and I asked if they had tap to pay. She said yes, but I would need to hand her my phone. I double-clicked the side button, authenticated with TouchID for my AMEX Platinum, and handed her my iPhone Duo. She reached out towards my car and cradled the phone in her hands like a newborn baby.As she reproached the window, she smiled, and giddy with eyes bright she said “wow, I have NEVER seen a phone like that before.” I chuckled, smirked, and responded, “It’s the brand new iPhone Duo. 1 terabyte. White.” Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. I rolled up the window to my Model Y performance and drove away.My wife was unusually quiet for the remainder of the drive. I can only imagine what was going through her mind.This is just one example of many encounters that I’ve had within the past 36 hours with the iPhone Duo. If you’re looking for a phone that’s a straight-up panty dropper (I’m not, I’m married), look no further.
>and then I noticed, the hinge had broke. Damn. $2,600 pissed up a wall on iTrash. My wife left me after that. So did the dog. Now I shill iTrash with implausible scenarios @ 15c per reply.
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>>545193298Wow really, OP? I'm going to buy myself an iPhone Duo (tm) just to see if women start to notice me. I'll report back with my findings.
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>>545193586DAMN! WHY YOU IS ONE *SEXY* ANON, ANON! BROKEN HINGES JUST DO IT FOR ME!
>>545193586iFOLDLERS BTFO!>>545193298>>545193584BTFO iFOLDLERS!
>>545193298Wow thank you so much for the infoI can’t wait to get an iPhone Duo, too! I have always struggled with women and I think that the iPhone Duo would help with that! Do you know of the features it has?
>>545193586American engineering.
>>545193586forget the crack, oh boy it cant even scale the FUCKING SETUP..
Waffle anon here. I can confirm about iPhone Duo .I got one last weekend from the Apple store in Brussels. She sales girl was pretty cute, but when I told her I was interested in the iPhone Duo her face lit up, and she started being flirty. So anyway, I got the phone, and in the shop she asks me if I want to unbox it right away. So I do, and her eyes are locked on my hands as I unbox it. I take out the phone, pull of the screen protector plastic, and I fold it open. She is practically dribbling, watching me folding it open and closed. She looks me in the eyes, and says, 'Do you want to see something else spreading open easily?' Anyway, she leads me into the store room, telling me to bring the phone, and before you know it I'm balls deep in clunge and pounding like a jackhammer.My previous phone was a Samsung J6 and nothing like that happened at all with that phone, either when I bought it, or anytime after.
>>545193298Terrific account Fritz. Would like to hear more.
>>545193669I've just returned with my iPhone Duo (tm) purchase and can confirm women were begging for a taste of me. Sydney Sweeney personally sucked me off while everyone clapped.
>>545193298>local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can’t stand cheap grocery store bread)
>>545193298You must be brown as fuck, women don't give a shit about your phone.
>>545193838Anon, I was that girl. Apple iPhone Duos just get me so wet when a man chooses to buy one. It shows he is financially comfortable and can likely treat me right. A particular taste in men. The Apple iPhone Duo is reverse ick. Immediately it makes us women wet. My clit is throbbing just rememebering you peeling off the clear plastic from the screen. My panties soaked. Omg.
Damn I need me one of dem fones fr
>>545193298Can confirm. All my 5 daughters are constantly fighting each other for some time on my dick now that I've bought an iPhone Duo. Before I bought this marvel of Apple Technology, I had to spend almost 150€ a week on Rohypnol. Now less than 20€. This phone is the gift that keeps giving.
>I have NEVER seen a phone like that beforeFoldables have existed for a decade and are as stupid and purposeless today as they were when new
>>545193427Satania will never get old. iToddlers btfo for eternity.
I've found the new iPhone Duo an excellent companion and tool for taking cock shots to send to girls on Okcupid. I can entertain the full gala spread shot and touch it up liberally with iPhone's newest photo editing app that draws inspiration in its auto suggestion from amalgamate Ai from all over the planet. That way I can go through the full palette of emotions from too drunk to fuck to too taxed for wanks. Showcasing my devil may care persona and thunderous cock in one.
Important notice.If you're on America, your iPhone was most likely assembled in India.
>>545194159Oh India brave India. It was a laugh riot.
>>545193851I was there. Its true
>>545193298>t.
>>545194159Remember the good old days when they still made them in China? The Chinese knew how to make smartphones. They were 20 years ahead of the rest.
>>545193427Baseded
>>545193298Hello Mattias.
Heh, my experience was quite different.I was smoking my illegally smuggled Biaorussian cigarettes on a corner waiting for bus to arrive.A polish toilet gestapo car, known as "police" here pulled along me and asked me where did I get my Minsk Pizda Va Matrina Super Lights.I pulled out my iPhone Duo hoping my "elite" status, despite the damaged display screen would cause him to flee. But he took and pocketed it now I have no phone. ;_;
>>545193298I get more pus not even having a phone or social media. Chicks I dig arnt screen brained whores and can appreciate a man doing man things not looking at his phone. Drop the phone and start your life.
>>545193298Women will pay you attention when they see you have anything new and expensive.If they see you own a nice house or car they will try to find a way inside. Expensive phone has a similar effect.Having expensive items is a signal that you have abundant resources and are a suitable mate.
>>545193298>jew thinks I want attention from women based on material objects
>>545194479No they don't. They made a tranny-focused campaign too.
>>545193298Buy an ad, faggot
>>545193298>TouchIDGoyslave
>>545193298I Samsung s7 edge mogs that globohomo shit
In Tokyo the experience is similar. On the train I usually film a couple upskirt videos of teenage schoolgirls then stop by my local Panda Express for some authentic asian Cuisine. However, today when I decided to use the Apple Iphone Duo 1tb a woman saw the phone. This woman was wearing a very expensive Hermes purse and also nice hair and makeup. She asked to see my phone and tapped her watch to my phone, transferring her contact details elegantly. Later on, I was walking home and I saw a blue message screen, since we are both Apple users, from her recommending a screening of the Gaza Documentary at a local Jewish arthause. After we saw the movie, we had unprotected sex where she orgasmed once and I was permitted to finish twice.What is crazy is after we had sex she Inserted the Folded Duo into her vagina and was calling my phone, causing it vibrate. Her orgasm was earthshattering.I will be adding her to my phone plan promptly.
>>545193298Dang.
>>545193838>balls deep in clungeLol is this a belgian term?
>>545194352They still make them there. It's only apple being retarded coz of muh sanctions. I say retarded coz they could have at least asked Vietnam to do it instead. Samsung uses Vietnam so you cant say they have no track record.
>>545194431None of that matters. She will fuck a poor hobo if he has the rizz. You wouldn't understand because you're brown.
>>545194937Actually Apple also uses Vietnam for all the other stuff too. But for some reason they thought they should give the iPhone to India instead.
>>545193298You know what else will get a lot of attention from women? Wearing a cowboy hat. True story
>>545193298This. It is the new wealth indicator and as far as bitch hypnosis goes, opening and closing it as a stimmy fixation, will hypnotize bitches
Also, did you know a sign that someone is lying is that they provide too much detail?
>>545195471>>545193298I cant believe theres people itt who think OP is misleading them.It is the most obvious meme that this folding piece of shit is the new wealth indicator and the pro max with all its stupid colors looks like a toy now
I had a similar experience. I went to my local apple store and they greet me "hey anon". im a regular so they know me by name. Two sales clerks are waiting at the counter just for me. Thry watch as I saunter over, I know that they know what im here for. I say "Im here for it", I didnt even have to name it. The girl tucks behind the counter with a smile to retrieve it and the guy stands watching, nervousness bubbling up in him. I can almost smell it. "White" I say"Of course anon" comes from iut of sight behind the counter. When she returns to stand, she has it, the holy grail of apples cutting edge tech."Please just unbox it here!" Is the first thing i hear the salesman say. "Ill do you one better, ill do the set up here too". With those words his eyes nearly roll back in his head showing me a glimmer of the whites. The girl let's our a soft breathy gasp as she tried to conceal her excitement. The moment I slide a key along the boxes crease is the moment my kife changed forever. The lid slid off with practiced ease as if it weren't meant to be. And there it stood, the Duo™. I could feel the rush in my chest as a fought back the excitement welling up. With a deep breathe, mostly to stop the shake of my hand, I proceeded. I lifted the Duo™, my Duo™, from its resting place like a mother does to her newborn child. The moment I turned it on, the sales woman lost control, her lack of discipline, lesser than that of my own, came through it hot waves. Right as the apple logo appeared, she was on her knees before me. And I swear that moment, my penis grew an additional inch, she could hardly fit it in her mouth. The sales man was the next to falter as I linked my Google account to the device. His lust overtaking him as her began to pleasure himself to the sight of the Duo
>>545193427fpbp
never seen a two bit bitch without one of them turbogoy phones, it gives me the fucking ick.
>>545196602A lot of anons be saying similar stuff about the iPhone Duo. But you have raised an excellent point here - anons should be careful that it the iPhone Duo doesn't set off any gays around them, as seems to have happened a bit there with you anon. Apple should do some public service announcement reminding gays that iPhone Duos are not for them.
>>545195438Doesn't have to be a cowboy hat. Any funny hat is a automatic slut attention magnet. Try a clown hat or pope hat or a turban.
>>545193298Carry around two thousand dollar change, all 20s. You'll get more attention, probably.
>>545193456it might be, but it's not wrong. the "blue bubble" effect is real. 68% of women use iPhone versus 48% of men.females are more about fashion and looks over function and are less technically inclined so iPhone makes sense. plus it had FaceTime since forever and women are more social.you can be upset about it but its very true.
You NEED to have an iPhone if you want any chance of snagging a woman. Android is an immediate pussy drier.
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>>545197312the good part is you can open two apps at the same time so you can have Grindr and Tindr open at the same time
>>545199775I just open grinder twice instead
>>545199993when you fullscreen the app it an fit an entire goatse now
