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>Scottish police to target online gangs forcing children to self-harm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6vg03xl0751o
>Humiliation for Healey: Chancellor is forced into screeching U-turn just hours after promising to cut welfare bill before next election
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16251009/Humiliation-Healey-Chancellor-forced-screeching.html
>Brand new law on 5 dog breeds comes into effect this Sunday — criminal offence
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2261072/new-dog-breeds-law-november-1
>British baked beans ‘under threat from Burnham tariffs’
https://archive.ph/hWxpf
>Mahmood infuriates fellow ministers by failing to reveal impact of UK migration shake-up
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/30/shabana-mahmood-infuriates-ministers-migration-shake-up
>Combating UK obesity crisis should be your 'personal mission', MPs tell Burnham
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/obesity-uk-government-mps-layla-moran-b3075733.html
>New policy to apply to large overseas defence contracts in bid to secure UK jobs
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/uk-government-bae-systems-wes-streeting-glasgow-john-healey-b1302899.html
>Andy Burnham admits first Budget as prime minister was 'not ideal'
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-10-30/andy-burnham-admits-first-budget-as-prime-minister-was-not-what-he-wanted
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There were 138,989 births in England in Q2 2026 (April to June)

Here is the ethnic breakdown in numbers and percentage
Bangladeshi: 3,177 (2.3%)
Indian: 8,229 (5.9%)
Pakistani: 8,101 (5.8%)
Any other Asian background: 6,003 (4.3%)
Black African: 8,580 (6.2%)
Black Caribbean: 1,045 (0.8%)
Any other Black background: 1,153 (0.8%)
Mixed/multiple ethnic groups: 10,470 (7.5%)
Any other ethnic group: 3,727 (2.7%)
White British: 73,139 (52.6%)
Any other White background: 13,548 (9.7%)
Not stated: 1,817 (1.3%)
Source: Quarterly births in England and Wales, provisional: January to June 2026
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There were 6,532 births in Wales in Q2 2026 (April to June)

Here is the ethnic breakdown in numbers and percentage
Asian: 398 (6.1%)
Black: 182 (2.8%)
Mixed/multiple ethnic groups: 264 (4.0%)
Any other ethnic group: 97 (1.5%)
White: 5,079 (77.8%)
Not stated: 512 (7.8%)
The Welsh data is less detailed than for England
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>>545194304
i avoid ordering Hawaiian pizza now because the muslim workers might spit on it
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global industrial civilisation has been destroyed and billions of people are dead
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>>545194407
>The White British share actually rose slightly vs Q1 2026, up from 52.06% to 52.62%.
"We're so back"
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>>545194437
Thank fuck
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>>545194304

too busy to deal with paki pedos.
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>>545194407
>White British: 73,139 (52.6%)
Whew lad, thought it would be much worse.
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>>545194513
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>>545194531
>20,000 jeets born per quarter
>80,000/year
it's extremely over
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>>545194523
Lmao reform are going to have a melty
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I like black and Indian women.
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>>545194579
West Midlands mentioned WAHEYYY!
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>>545194688
Tory voter?
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>>545194657
Only 80,000?
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>>545194579
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the biggest paki ares in the UK are the north West and West Midlands.
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>>545194429
muslims don't like white people as a rule. why would a hawaiian pizza change anything?
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Black negress? No thank you.
Green goblin? Yes please.
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>>545194523
>lost by 2 votes
It's over. Reform are dead. Nigel Farage to commit seppuku on GB News this evening. Rupert Lowe being flown into Tory HQ as we speak.
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BAMEs are here to stay, we are the new wave of settlers like the Anglo Saxons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQciegmLPAo
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>>545194767
What the FUCK is that.
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https://goyimx.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/2115711259341386077
>I'm not voting for a Nigerian anchor baby, Gary.
>She integrated by marrying a Scottish person so her kids would have Scottish heritage.
>Yeah, that's why I'm not calling for her to be deported. Really thought you had something going there, didn't you lol.
Sargoy showing off his 73 IQ again

>Carl Benjamin needs help. "I believe in the right to call her an anchor baby, but she should NOT be deported."
>If someone is an anchor baby and they should forfeit their right to stay in Britain.
>"She is, but she can stay, so I can call her names" is school playground stuff.

https://goyimx.com/Not__So_Obvious/status/2115780463730045203#m
>She married into one of Britain's tribes, which supersedes her anchor baby status, so she can stay.
>She shouldn't hold office because she's a foreigner.
>These things are not in conflict.
His rentboy cadre are as smart as he is

>So illegals can stay if they marry somebody who is White, is that your position? You're just reciting one of the tenets of the ECHR
>“I’m sure this loophole won’t be abused in anyway once Restore seize power and establish the Volkstaat”
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>>545194824
The only way we can win via voting is by having 10 kids each and everyone voting on their behalf. Muslims use this method.
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>>545194824
>22% turnout
Illegitimate.
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>>545194839
Does this mean that there can at least be an Arthur who fights them?
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>>545194843
Seasoning.
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>>545194736
>creating a medium-sized town's worth of jeets per year
>add another 200k from immigration
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>Scotland
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>>545194902
>outbreed the 7 billion strong third world
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>>545194905
In a way this is kind of encouraging because it means there's a chance if you can reach the inactive voters. There was some evidence that Restore has been doing that, IIRC
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"Just invest in Blue Chip stocks anon"
Intel not looking good markets should open 14:30
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>>545194935
No you're not allowed and the resistance has collapsed, you've gone from the national front and paki bashing to the reform party led by a Muslim
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>>545194986
I'm doing fine
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>>545194986
Everything is looking dodgy af
>war
>stocks tanking, esp tech
>hacks all over - binance and polymarket had accounts rinsed
Etc
If the ai bubble proper pops it will be a bloodbath
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>>545194745
same as bacon cheeseburger most non chain fast food places don't carry any pork products.
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>>545195050
>enhance
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Cutting the half time orange with community leaders in a refurbished mosque that was once a church with a hearty lunch of biryani and jollof rice with lots of kulfi and lassi for dessert whilst giving racism the red card and kicking it fucking out.
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>>545194849
>Sargoy showing off his 73 IQ again
That mandingo nigger is just worried about him getting deported back to the Congo. Don't fall for his tricks.
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>>545194986
By bluechip stocks, they meant Greggs.
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>>545194975
It's a borough council by-election, the only people who were ever going to participate were the weirdoes who are unusually invested in party politics in the first place
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any lad got a read into the esoteric side of wigger starmer?
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>buy drugs
>sell drugs
Massive profits and no tax
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>>545194722
I tend to vote independent
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alri la
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>>545195221
Laa?
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>>545195287
Liverpool Autistic Association (Laa).
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>>545195091
Cope I'm a billionaire mate
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Welp there goes the pensiom
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>>545195442
I have another 13 years in the wage cage, I have time.
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>>545195442
Great what happened this time? Orange retard shit in his hand and throw it at Mexico or something?
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>>545195442
My pensiom is safe
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>>545195287
Lick Anus Allday (Sosban).
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>>545195503
Intel posted bad results + factory in Israel got bombed or something. Amazon results also disappointing, and in general people are starting to question where the profits are going to come from whilst these companies spend hundreds of billions.

Plus rumours that orange man will bomb the shit out of Iran after mid-terms.
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>>545194843
It ain’t din dins
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>>545195640
> orange man will bomb the shit out of Iran

Iran won
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>>545195640
>general people are starting to question where the profits are going to come from whilst these companies spend hundreds of billions.
Yeah the normies were not supposed to do that until I sold all my stupid silver then that orange cunt started a war that flattened all demand in AI and now there isn't even a wave to surf anymore. Fuck this shit. I've lost so much this year and it was going perfectly. Should have cashed out in January. Fuck my gay life.
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>>545195640
Ah the funny money treadmill round the ai companies generating 10000 dollars of gdp from repeatedly transacting one single dollar + orange retard.
Fantastic.
Fuck this fake shit.
Might start making my own clothes.
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>>545195503
Mr Greedy sold all his stocks and shares to fund the new season of Indian Hunger Games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Yl1vqlLKs
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>>545195737
India wonned
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KEK
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>>545195845
Well if it makes you feel any better, I bought the top on KOSPI and I'm underwater on Amazon and Gold. Most of my shit is in long term ETFs though which are doing okay.
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>>545195928
Is this Ad just so Indian men don't feel so bad for themselves?

>Saaar white women love the brahmin cock sar!
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>>545195906
> India wonned

The most idiotic place to have a shit award?
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>>545195906
This image doesn't really work unless you consider yourself to be an animal, which most of us see as below us.
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>>545195928
i don't get the "Mo" bit ?
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>>545195928
Mo is short for mohammed who Indians hate
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>>545195928
Hobby or Hustle?
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>>545195442
Stock market investments should be long term. If you are panicking and taking your money in and out then you will lose. History shows that over a 20 year period it is impossible to lose money if you keep it in.
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>>545195928
fuck sake
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>>545194304
Hey guise.
In my ck2 campaign I am immortal, have 20 immortal wives and 84 immortal daughter and granddaughter wives. How illegal is my save file in the uk?
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>>545196032
Don't just tell Mohammad (Ṣallallāhu ʿalayhi wa-sallam), tell the DWP as well.
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>>545196026
Are you a fungus?
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>>545196044
Could be Mohindra
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>>545194241
>You be inclusive by engaging and accepting the national culture, rather that insisting on your desert bullshit
Not English national culture.
Have you forgotten the protestant reformation?
Maybe british union culture, Jacobite and irish jew Godless cults, but never English.
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>>545195960
no it doesn't make me feel better. I would like to hear you and any of my fellow British cousins are doing well. Glad your ETF's are still keeping you afloat. I'm so pissed off lol. It's only money, though.
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>>545196173
I'm a real fun-guy WAHEEEEEEY
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>>545196088
>How illegal is my save file in the uk?
Are you paying tax to the government and persecuting discrimination/hate crimes in your kingdom? It isn't a absolute monarchy is it? Are you accepting refugees?
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>>545195906
this meme is beyond cruel. some poo is going to see this, feel a boost of confidence, and start stenchmaxxing to attempt to attract white women. mean bastards
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godking status: bleeding
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>>545195196
It's other entrepreneurs with machetes that put me off
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new hostellass just moved in and she looks like trouble corrr
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>>545194523
Fucking kek
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>>545196173
Listen man I know Aghoris eat shit and drink piss and also dead bodies because they believe even faeces to be God, but I can definitely say unless you're a mental case like Tom Pearl, we are greater than faeces, fungus, plants, predators, birds, bunnies, cats, worms, etc...
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>>545195196
It's the best job in England these days. A drug dealer in my town got caught with £352,929 and his punishment was that he had to pay back £460.
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Really makes you think.
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>>545196410
You should go for it and then regale every moment here like its your personal blog.
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>>545196431
So you don't consider yourself a mammal?
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>>545196410
Sure buddy, I guess that means loads more sexy sex for chaddy old you then right
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>>545196364
Indeed - though I thought many just advertise on socials and use the post these days.
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>>545196431
>cats
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>>545196431
>but I can definitely say unless you're a mental case like Tom Pearl, we are greater than faeces, fungus, plants, predators, birds, bunnies, cats, worms, etc...
Not really.
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>>545196120
jesus christ
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>>545195928
ffs
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>>545196480
>>545196488
she knocked at mine before and I opened up and she was like oh sorry
I was like who you lookin for la?
"some baghead"
I was like luv we're in a hostel that could be anyone
kek
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https://x.com/Bounce_BackLoan/status/2115814441996452036
Shocking revelation this. Hope he gets locked up
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>>545196569
Really is a different world whwre you're from ngl.
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>>545196569
Bro you're such a sex having cool dood nowadays, all that ashwaganda really paid off
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The shite coming out of my hole isn't good at all. Jesus.
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>>545196692
Not as tasty as usual?
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>>545195928
>mixed couple (I presume because it's not a taxi)
>brown man white woman
>reminder to declare inheritance
>pen pushing white man in sidecar with a tablet (clipboard replacement)

sums up modern UK
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Big things happening in the russell brand trial
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>>545196234
I have a managerie of different white princesses that have been stuck in 15 year old form forever, 3 of each of their daughters out of an average of 98 children each were talented enough to make immortal and add to my harem, and from them 2 grandchildren per cunny daughter harem member, plus 23 nieces.
I have completely wiped out islam by being a better cunnymeister than mohammed himself.
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>>545196820
Don't care take it to >>>/Brand/
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God I hope so, if trump says it then (You) can too
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>>545196855
thought Wales was doing ok obviously not
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>>545196957
Why would you think that
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>>545196928
Trump's been very clear, he won't use either of them https://youtu.be/p20v4M-6i-E
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>>545196981
comparatively ok
>>545194423
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>>545196472
>public health risk
So they must be forced to self-isolate? Get vaccinated against misogyny or lose their job? Take regular misogyny tests?
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>>545196480
this but unironically
hostel drama is the most interesting and entertaining shit on this entire board
we owe Don Runcorneone everything
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>>545196855
What is the fecaloid obsession with dry ice?
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>>545196928
remember when that one Tourettes lad blurted it out at the award ceremony last year? that was comedy gold
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>>545196364
Get a gun
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>>545196928
The word ''Nigger'' has become a literal magic word. People view it was an incantation, they act like just saying it harms black people.
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>>545196463
> best job in England
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It's the softcock life, for Josh
It's the softcock life, for Josh
Instead of shagging
He gets bummed
Instead of girlfriends
He gets shunned
It's the softcock life
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Eating an egg mayo sandwich
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>>545196957
>Welsh burka wearer
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just showed her me room n had a j with her corrr
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I wonder how much of what we consider bravery in history was just people who had no alternative, and how many heroes just didn't have a choice
how many would be baffled like: what you mean, wtf else was i gonna do?
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Work visa applications, year to June 2026:

India: 53,206
Philippines: 17,520
Kyrgyzstan: 14,152
Pakistan: 13,972
Nigeria: 13,456
USA: 11,701
Australia: 10,474
Uzbekistan: 7,014
Total: 266,777
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Josh Team status:
In
Inbred
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>>545197597
Get them in!
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>>545197597
concerningly large number of mounted horse archers
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>>545197268
If only it did.
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oi mate, you got a loicense for that facesitting vid?
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>>545197513
Personally I really believe this new sexlarp
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Bad day at stockmarket HQ
Reddit in the dirt
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>>545197597
53,206 new bro tier vape shop workers, doing the jobs the natives are to lazy to even apply for.
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>>545197578
William the Bastard life story
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>>545197814
If your parents get taken into a nursing home they will get charged £65k+ per year each. They'll sell their house to pay for it.

You will inherit nothing and if you're living with them you will be made homeless.


How does this make you feel?
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>>545197950
this is my type
approachable, intelligent
looks like a serial killer from america in the 70s
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>>545197578
I wonder how much of what we consider stupidity in history was just people who had no alternative, and how many stupid people just didn't have a choice
how many would be baffled like: what you mean, wtf else was i gonna do?
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Deport the fuckin’ lot
https://x.com/musethjose39738/status/2065338515311763893/video/1?s=46
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>>545197950
Gold getting hammered too.
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>>545196855
She's doing all of this as a shit test and no one is stopping her and she doesn't know why
Not a single man in her life is fulfilling his role
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>>545198108
They got a shrew on now
Jewberg financial news is a real gargoyle fest.
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>>545194304
>trusted Thailand chicken
:/
Serves their customers well.
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>>545197950
>REDDIT
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>>545197885
It's a well known fact that bitches love middle aged homeless nonces with lifetime mental elf.
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>>545198163
there is no asset doing well.
Bond yields up gold down oil up crypto hammered.
I think the markets are preparing for war
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I'll never understand why users want wireless keyboard when they have laptops.
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>>545197950
>>545198163
AI bubble is gonna pop.
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>>545196486
I consider that I am made in God's image, unlike any other creature of the universe. We are meant to rule the universe alongside God. I'm not saying animals are so beneath me, but even God says we are above all creatures. To be above all creatures naturally makes us different.

>>545196516
Close second. Misanthropes may say number 1.
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kek love how depressed you lot are
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>>545198278
I'll never understand why you post off-topic garbage all day in a politics general.
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>>545198268
Gyaldem wet up fi chinless broke 40 suminks pon de PiP
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>oy vey goy you dont need that ram in your computer
>it's antisemitic for you to have ram for personal use and not for my useless data centre trying to figure out how to perfectly replicate epstein child rape blackmail videos so we can say it's all AI generated and dont get antisemitically pogrommed
goys used computers to defeat jews. therefore we must effectively ban computers. based jewish genius at work.
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>>545198441
Surprised you have the time to post considering all the bitches you're running through these days laaaah
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>>545198460
>1pbtid
>>545198441
Not depressed though?
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>>545198276
Bottled water and radio buyers can't stop winning. I'm going to look pretty stupid when I have to improvise a filter for rain water and can't even listen to Stormzy on a wind up radio.
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>>545198324
It's isn't. It's not a bubble and the companies funding AI can sustain capital indefinitely.
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>>545198551
you get bitches by ignoring bitches
thats why you're always on my dick
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>>545198441
I love how during the course of the war a missile and drone strike hits your immediate vicinity and the overpressure gives you catastrophic, unsurvivable brain injuries and you all die.
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>>545198562
I dont understand the bottled water bit.
How are our water pipes under threat?
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>>545198324
It already exploded in China. Apparently even the robot sex arse projects are on hold.
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Remember when McDonald's franchises were owned by white people? They would just replace stuff no questions asked.

Now you have to make sure they've put sauces, straws and napkins in. Lol.
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Instinctively disarming the hairdresser with a judo flip
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>>545198643
If the power goes down they can't pump it to you, amongst other vulnerabilities.
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>>545198643
No power means no pumps.
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>>545198504
What's the purpose of all this? What is the end goal? It's clearly not personalised helpers for when you need a question answered. Is it the beast Christ said the antichrist would make come alive? Jewish golem AI or whatever?
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>>545198166
She would have any man that tried to stop her put in prison for hate crime
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>>545198740
>£40 isn't a lot of money
Oof. Someone's gonna seethe over that statement.
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>>545198763
A supply chain disruption might also make treatment impossible as well as pumping.
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Net Zero
Levelling Up
Build Back Better
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>>545198763
>>545198763

So harden the power supply to pumping stations. Once its in the pipes its supplied at pressure?
Dont boost evian sales ffs.
Did the water go off in ww2?
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>>545198636
Bro you're sooo aloof and cool, no wonder you're getting soooo much sex nowadays, seriously well done tho laaah, you must have made game to get sex looking as bad as you do, kudos
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>>545198759
Power's not going to go down.
>>545198763
Any power outage is fixed within hours these days. Modern smart grids just re-route the power.
>>545198842
Won't be a supply chain disruption.
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>>545198740
>Group was lingering near collection point

Kek, you can tell they anguished in a few drafts how to frame that sentence
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>>545198847
>don't boost evian's sales, just die of dehydration
I think you might be retarded, Anon. This isn't WW2 either. It's far worse.
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>>545198963
Its fine I am retarded. I thought I was in good company. Thanks for the heads up.
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>>545198783
dunno, probably part of the havana syndrome targeting architecture (aka havanagila syndrome)
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>>545198883
this
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>>545198740
McDonalds gets crazy after dark. Remember sitting in there with my friend and a group of young adults across from us is properly racially abusing this black woman and the congo bodyguard. It went on for so long that I came and went and they were still sitting there calling them niggers and the like.
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>>545198896
Well that's me convinced. Fucking hell. How could I have been so overly cautious? I'll throw everything away right now.
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>>545198847
Yeah just quickly modify the water supply to 60 million people lmao
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>To be clear, the theives stole food from McDonalds. They did not steal YOUR food
Fucking hell.
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>>545198324
>t. Ed Zitron
wrong for the nth time award Ed
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>>545199104
>If you see a nigger stealing your food, no you didn't!
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>>545199104
dey hungry bruh billion doller company bruh jus lowe it bruh feed the mandem bruh
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>>545199076
i dunno it seems like a government issue
not a people issue.
Telling people to stock up on water is as retarded as anything I may suggest
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After the initial wave of nuclear explosions, what brand of bottled water is best for treating radiation sickness? People are saying Evian or Fiji, but can I get away with Lidl own brand?
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>>545199045
It's like you saw your weak chin, ugly ling low test face and fleshy hooked nose and your soft gut and your moobs and your fucked hairline and thought "how can I be uglier?", so you put stupid jewellery in your face to nerf your looks even harder
But you're still lining up the bitches aren't you, regular sex all the time despite being broke and homeless and terminally online
Kudos sexlad you proved everyone wrong with your completely unverifiable stories of sex
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>>545199065
No just keep shitting yourself over fantasy scenarios instead. You'll miss the adrenaline if you don't.
>This isn't WW2 either. It's far worse.
Nothing is happening, it's worse than WW2!
>>545199076
>60 million people
60 million people will never be without water. That's not how the system works. Water is physically sourced treated, and supplied locally. Any supply issue is isolated.
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>>545198504
>you shouldn't have a bit of it
>we should have ALL of it
Reminder that Zionism is not about the little strip of land called Israel. They think the world is theirs.
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>>545199222
You shouldn't even need to be told you fucking idiot. You should already see the risks and have plenty of reserves.
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>>545194523
SpLitTiNg dA vOoooooooTE!
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They should bring back trains that can talk and have faces
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>>545198740
>I immediately tried to challenge them
Doubt.
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>>545199242
Highland spring for me
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>>545198844
Please tell me this is real.
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>>545199324
I think max weber spoke about this
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>>545199222
The government is at 150% effort trying to solw the collapse of everything it's involved in, adding new responsibilities to their already full plate isn't going to work out
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>>545198740
>this fuck will still return to McDs
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>>545199265
ahahahahahahahahaha
you're so mad I have sex and you don't
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>>545199363
Ah see i live in Scotland and water is still government owned
Maybe this is why its so confusing
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>>545199242
You'll wish you had it when it happens whether you're gping to die of radiation sickness or not. Many won't die in the blasts or the fallout. They will need water.

>>545199276
Yeah, fuck me you've got me absolutely convinced once again. I'll just take your word for it.
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>>545199276
My point is modifying the entire water treatment system is an Impossibly big task for government, obviously
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>>545199242
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw5ynver15jeo

>whats for dindins
>bin picky bits
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Mind you it would be much more difficult for trains to maintain friendships in the modern world, so there is a sort of cruelty there
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>>545199392
You think I believe your claims?!? The fuck is wrong with you kek
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>>545196855
Cardiff should never have been made the capital desu.
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>>545199013
havanagiggle syndrome
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Big Ange is going to fix the high street like she fixed the housing shortage. Apparently just by some minor cut to business rates next year, and not by banning Amazon and similar operators. Soon every boarded up shop will be reopened as an independently owned bottled water and wind-up radio emporium.
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>>545198740
McDonalds is fucking shite, I swear it's specifically tailored to appeal to actual retarded people.
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>>545199521
I think before we bring back trains with faces we must first bring back a community in which friendships are possible, until such time trains may remain at all times soulless
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>>545198163
What about the Latinum stocks?
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>>545199545
facts don't care about your feelings
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>>545195442
Jump.
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>>545199627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaKgwvNKhw
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Envy is the only possible explanation for anon making this rather fine Nevermind pastiche
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>>545199616
Remember well that the average person is retarded, and 50% of folk are more retarded than that.
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>>545199616
the crazy thing is that it's shite food, but not even cheap
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>>545199573
DEW... Jew... coinkydink?
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>>545197098
Claim bennies for disabilities and Long Misogyny?
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>>545198844
Normalising eating out of bins now.
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>>545199684
Where do you think you got this new found credibility from? Why do you think your word means anything? You're the cunt that used the nonce proxy to blogpost from your gay little names you fucking freak, you haven't had a fucking shred of credibility in this general for more than half a decade
Your stories are dog shit, you're a proven multi device samefagging liar, you talking about facts is fucking ridiculous you gay kike
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>>545198844
>>545199354
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw5ynver15jeo
ITA REAL OHNONONO
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>>545199488
Especially when you sold it all to foreign investors decades ago. I reckon in the event of war, the free market will protect UK infrastructure. All these foreign companies will rush to protect their investments with the privatised air defence systems that have proved so effective in Ukraine
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Stock up on radiation water and bin scraps
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not even larping just went to supermarket and people are driving mental, arguments in the queues, nothing invovling me but it feels exactly the same as the first lockdown moght be Halloween in some weird way , quite a nice area so maybe the stocks crashing is causing this
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why isn’t josh allowed to enjoy a love life?
why must brinnies seethe over it?
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>>545199509
he’s a good lad, rRestoremong
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>>545199973
there is no love, we are spiritually malnourished
i feel it too
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>>545199891
high cortisol low t post
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No one talks about the luke warm processed meat pastry bubble.
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The closest he's ever got to sex is the stains two obese negroes left behind on his bed
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>>545199891
Don't feed the nonce, filter and move on.
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>>545198844
How much fibre is in an expert? Probably more worth it to eat them instead.
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Motability is a right faff lads.
Gotta spend like 5 grand to get a fucking basic bitch Vauxhall Mokka.
Then you have to wait half a fucking year to get the car.
Then it's 380 quid a month for the fucking thing.
A vauxhall Mokka. Mad.
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>>545200077
>no denial
Lmao, I knew it was all bullshit, you probably never even moved to a hostel, let alone shagged a smackhead
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>To be clear, the theives stole food from McDonalds. They did not steal YOUR food
Fucking hell.
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>>545200165
Just the tip of the iceberg as to what's really happened very recently...
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Some days it feels like you aren't quite at sea level, like you're staring out from the bottom of an empty grave
and other days you are drunk
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>>545200217
>acksually motability cars are not free, it costs me 380 quid of my free money
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>>545198844
They're testing how much heavy lifting 'experts say' can get away with doing
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>>545200252
what do you mean lad?
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>>545200256
Wasn't the point that they had alreadu paid for it, therefore it was theirs?
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>>545200128
Invest in Greggs PLC - it's a good company.
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>>545200389
What would you rather have?
A Vauxhall Mokka for 3 years or 14 grand?
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speaking of hostels i used to live in a homeless shelter and we squatted in a house for a month or so and this bird who a 'friend' knew came to live with us. we had a party with a load of omega cider and someone's phone blaring. i was sitting down and then she sat on my lap and started grinding on my lap making me diamonds pretty quickly and then she got up and got us some drinks.

when she came back she sat on my lap again and we began violently snogging whilst she was straddling my lap and i came in my pants.

she noticed i didn't have an erection anymore and asked if i didn't find her attractive. i said of course but went to the toilet to clean the mess in my pants with toilet roll.

she was gone when i came back in the room.
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>>545200442
>Experts say drinking your own cum prolongs you life by an average of 3 years
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>>545200470
That's how it works in the real world, yeah. That person is fucking retarded.
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>>545200334
oh my nothingburger
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https://goyimx.com/BenMclaine/status/2116090230885232769
> NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
>Eligibility is based on the impact that neurodivergence has on an individual’s ability to use rail services
>"Applications are assessed on a case-by-case basis, recognising that experiences and support needs can vary considerably between individuals"

>Trains are too expensive
>Right wing accounts are trying to weaponise that feeling to make you mad at ADHD people, instead of rail company shareholders who overcharge you
>Don't fall for it
Give *clap* fake *clap* spastics *clap* free *clap* trains *clap*
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>>545200517
>drinking your own
Not jewish cum? There are plenty on GBNews who would love to just suck off a rabbi live on camera.
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Which one of you is this.
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>>545200465
Top tip for spacker class mongo's, if you don't understand a post you can go back and read it again and again until you understand it better, it's likely not going anywhere :^)
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Going to /gif/ to post bbc porn. Will come back later
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>>545200517
I've cum into my mouth before
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>>545200600
>>
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw5ynver15jeo
Experts Say
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>>545200600
Very jeet coded post
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>>545200551
You can't win this. It's over. Prepare to die, Dago.
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>>545200516
same thing happened to me, or near enough
i hid my pants in the bathroom
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>>545200217
lol that's the advance payment, most of them are about half that. Insurance alone alone would be about £600, First year VED £440, servicing etc.

Motability is basically zero cost
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>>545200475
That's a bit simplistic. Is it a "good company" at this price is the question. It's in the process of making a major investment in consolidation of it's manufacturing capacity. Maybe they'll fuck something up and need to invest even more.
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>>545200845
That's still like 10 grand for three years of a Vauxhall Mokka!
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>>545200517
/fit/ def used to. They had a fancy name for it but it was basically chugging your own. Vitamin S.
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Motability needs to offer the Tesla flying car to PIPtriots
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>>545200966
that's like saying your NHS cost is £4,000 a year
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>>545200517
Bonnie Blue should be immortal then.
>>545201007
That was for anabolic steroids, not cum.
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I suppose you have to endure these days to be a smug prick about your notional wealth on other days. I think it was worth almost £60k at one point, but I'd have had to take the £8k CGT hit and there's nothing worth buying with £50k cash.
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>>545201065
B
>>545201065
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>>545201065
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>>545201065
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>>545200966
oh wait i see your point, hopefully Motability are paying a lot less than that
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too many BAMEs on the internet
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>>545200625
don't know what you mean lad sorry
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>>545201226
i blew all the crypto gains I made through my uni maintenance loan travelling for a few years before covid
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>>545201007
>>545201197
Bull semen as a suppliment
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>>545201280
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>>545201185
Well, yeah.
But you have the choice not to get a motability car.

You could get a lot of nice cars that would last you a lot longer than 3 years for that 10 grand.
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>>545194304
Halal meat is fucking retarded. I get not eating pork but how are you going to hell for eating beef that was killed by a boltgun rather than it's throat slit?
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>>545201280
Kek
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>>545201399
Because their funny book says so
Don't ask questions
Only funny book
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>>545201341
I

don't

believe

You

Even

Moved

To

A

Hostel


I

Doubt

All

Of

Your

Stories
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>>545201399
Their entire race and religion is to cause suffering. They can't cooom if the animal didn't suffer when it died.
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>>545201399
>Halal meat is fucking retarded
>>545201676
>Their entire race and religion is to cause suffering. They can't cooom if the animal didn't suffer when it died
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brown person here. do english girls like giving birth to brown children?
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Did your postman bring you a gift from Nigel today?
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Nigel is going to Stop The Boats, just like Rishi
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He's going to address 14 years of Conservative failure using only two conservative failures, Richard "Power House" Tice and a suspicious looking brown man
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>>545196088
>In my ck2 campaign
You should be playing Imperator Rome son.
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