Haha w-why are all the billionaires bugging out to the fortress compounds they have been building for the last few years today bros?b-bros?..
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>>545200753I just want to see Iran win and the Jew-poojeet empire collapse.
There was a guy that just lost a few million overnight on Reddit stock.
>>545200753Buy the dip.
>>545200753bro is definitely happening for real this time
WW3 CMON START IT NOW
>>545200753How much they think hiding bunker helps them when rest of humankind is destroyed? At some day they have to come out and face reality which will be harsh for them.
Reddit -27% since markets opened todayLMAO
>>545200753Though I want to be hopeful, I am more this...>>545201283
>>545200753Oh... fuck this, Im selling!
qrd?The bubble that was about to burst did finally burst,so what?
>>545201777Down it is.Doubtful that our overlords will refuse to bail them out.Can't have rich jews starving or anything, now can we?
>>545201777Why should fall of porn-generators bailout with tax payers money at first place ?
Stock market is a huge over bought bubble propped up by graphics cards demand and that's it lol everyone is miserable, average person is already mindfucked coming back to the workforce post covid, no one's fucking, no one is having sex and having kids besides niggers, lol who cares about the stock market I hope it crashes hard and this is coming from someone with like 20k in investments (bag holding on GME, Lockheed, Raytheon, profitable on AMD and literally nothing else this year LOL)
>>545200753happens before every election dumbasses
>>545200753skill issue
>>545200753Stonk niggers are fucked lmao.
lmao at chipniggers
>>545201169>YTD This Reddit fag was destined to go down with the ship he went all year holding Reddit bags that just kept getting heavier since at least January Hodl kek
>>545203615where are you in the world Mr VPN
>>545200753>intel -28%oof
>>545200879>Pattern Recognition: 0Based retard
>>545201169>There was a guy that just lost a few million overnight on Reddit stock.>>545201337>>545203770>This Reddit fag was destined to go down with the ship he went all year holding Reddit bags that just kept getting heavier since at least January>Hodl keki hope that reddit'nigger is consumed with financial ruin
>>545201337Did you fucking buy reddit stock?
>>545203849Intel = INTC -29.87% Reddit = RDDT -29.52% Credit Acceptance Corp = CACC -20.74%Roblox = RBLX -20.74%wrekt
>>545201169Redditors are subhuman, serves him right.
>>545203826cali, i like to assume the fbi has placed a vampire tap on my copper outside (i'm a very real threat), but more realistically it's jeets haven't updated this shithole's geoip database
>>545201875They’re not refusing, we literally can’t afford to do a bailout. The bond market is shitting bricks as-is, and you want to add another trillion dollars on top?
>>545204261>we literally can’t afford to do a bailout.You sure about that?>The bond market is shitting bricks as-is, and you want to add another trillion dollars on top?HMM DO YOU WANT CHINA TO WIN THE AI RACE ANON?WHOEVER WINS AI WINS THE FUTUREAI will solve the bond market problems easy.
>>545200753MORE!
Saving money for Anthropic that is going IPO next week
>>545204738Yeah about that...I don't think investors give a shit about a stock that will never pay dividends and that will only get 49% of the vote.
leddit-sisters we.. lost
>>545201169what caused the great reddit rape?
>>545201978democrats support digital ID laws, more data centers, surveillance slave planet, safespaces and nanny state order you what the best for yourself is.This is proven if you follow the money on the website that tracks lobbying in america which is publicly viewable.Yet they push these bills under election.is theater
>>545205640it's a nonbinding resolution, same performative shit as "condemning antisemitism"
>>545200753liberal hoax to try to win the midterms. HDL.
Buy the dip
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>545204566I can't tell if you're a shit posting Canadian or a legit retarded jam boy your flag is confusing these days buddy.
>>545205488Click-through has been nosediving because people who Google something get their answer immediately from AI, and that AI knows everything at this point so they're no longer paying for API calls to train on Reddit posts. Reddit is also making logins mandatory like X did so they can make more money harvesting data. That's all on top of recent news that Reddit has a stagnant aging userbase. It's hard to monetize a bunch of out of touch 40 year olds who aren't buying anything from you or creating anything new for you to capitalize on.
>>545200753As of 1 year ago, Trump admin said no bailouts.The majority of loses would be private equity investors.NVDA/Micron/INTEL/AMD, etc would have corrections but there is a lot of pent up demand for servers/PCs (not being bought now bc of RAM/GPU costs)As for unemployment in tech sector, send H1Bs home opening up jobs."Venture capitalist David Sacks, who is serving as President Donald Trump’s artificial intelligence and crypto czar, said Thursday that there will be “no federal bailout for AI.”“The U.S. has at least 5 major frontier model companies. If one fails, others will take its place,” Sacks wrote in a post on X."
>>545207463Big oof. Not what you wanna see as a big tech company trying to keep up with the cutting edge of culture. It's becoming millennial Facebook.
Someone explain to me why the 1T out of the market today was used to bail out bonds? yields?
>>545207463Reddit was already a botfest in 2019 and now, I swear, the majority of posts there looks like something generated by a LLM instructed to keep the most ostentatious redditard style, almost a self- parody.
>>545201777What are they going to do about making 401s and Roths whole though? Its the middle class that usually kicks up the capital for the lower classes to storm the castle.
>>545200753 None of this shit matters, next week it’ll just gain it back. The market will not be crashing, they won’t allow that again. More money will be printed if needed. The only crash you’ll get is in the value of the dollar. Buy actual physical things now, they’ll only get more expensive. Rich people will continue to have money but if you aren’t high income, you will be squeezed more and more. They already got rid of pennies and nickels are next. Dollar stores don’t really actually exist anymore. That’s your crash. Stocks are fake lights on a screen that powerful people control. Line go up forever . And really it’s not much real growth, it’s just the inflation mostly.
>>545200753> Its a shame our entire civilization had to be destroyed. At least 0.1% of the population known as trannies got hurt though.
Not my problem.
>>545201777Checked and based. No bailouts in the casino.
>>545201320>At some day they have to come out and face reality which will be harsh for them.I will do everything I can to make things as harsh as possible for them too. I will start a post apocalyptic religion centered around eating bunker inhabitants while they are still alive in order to gain magical powers.
>>545201337financebros really not liking this login business.are they?
>>545200753This has been almost every Friday for the last ten months.It doesn't matter. Sure, the markets go down a little bit on Fridays, but they bounce back higher by next Thursday.I'm begging you to stop dooming.
>>545201320FInd their bunkers and pour concrete down the air shafts.
>>545203615INTEL also happens to be jeeted to the max.
>>545200753I wish I could get a silver coin every time CNN announces the ultimate destruction of stock market caused by Trump
>>545203615Oh no, a chiprout? Is that worse than a chimpout?
>>545208320Nope... and it's a bad business model to be honest. Most people who used reddit were randoms who Googled health issues or mechanic tips ending with "reddit". Now they gotta download an ap and learn how to navigate their shitty platform. Traffic is gonna plummet.
>>545207838>>545207463Preddit sells their user data to train AIs who then throw their generated slop all over Preddit. It’s an ouroboros at the end of the day and probably means their data is increasingly worthless which means they'll try ever more desperate tactics (which just lead to the few real users fucking off)
>>545207542that explains everything
>>545208414it's the chinese version
