things pseudos do to appear intelligent to outsiders
>>545202433
i mean look at this dudeeeeeI am sure he believes he is such a massive genius for memorying some shitty algos
>>545202433"I've never been online! I never even had a Facebook account!" Yeah, you made it through the digital age and the information age with your head up your ass.f****** round of applause
>>545202588I spent 10 years on 4chan, does that count?
Unless someone is doing it for the sole reason of performing as high IQ there's nothing wrong with these At work we often have chess matches during break time, I personaly suck at that game
>>545202433Growing up is realizing that appearing intelligent is all that matters
>>545202433Chess was around before reddit even existed OP they didn't invent the game
>>545202433Use terms like “latent capitalism” “capitalism” “social equity” “otherizing” “people of color”
the judeo masonic traitors like chess b/c it's a game where the winner wins when the other player makes a mistake; it's a free will, choice. except in reality they cheat by creating the judeo masonic abrahamic banker illusion through ideological and spiritual slavery, through the coin, they taint the transformation of the soul by tainting the world it is occurring. evolution is just energy transformation after all, and all energy transformation follows the same rules. free will man is given to create a plus sum world is inverted to create a zero sum, negative sum world, a negative feedback loop.
The Economist is good, fight me
>>545202433Math. If you do math you're a cuck.
>>545203020The economist is a rag, FT is the only paper worth subscribing too and that’s online
>>545202654No one says that though, so no it didn't count, smart ass.Not as something that "people" do in general. Most people don't even know what the f*** the difference between left and right is or still using left and right to define modern complicated geopolitical f****** topics. I'm talking about, like The New York Times you know, The Guardian Washington Post, LA Times huffington, post people, AP newsweek, Atlantic salon, all those things you could list anything up here. Because on the one hand it's just kind of annoying for people to be d*********, but not everyone that, you know, makes you feel insecure is a d********, so I don't know, it's a bouncing act, I guess most people are f****** dumb when it comes to politics. They don't give a s*** about politics except for like, 2 weeks before the f****** election. And you know, if you correct them about anything they get really f****** upset, ha ha, ha, ha, that's where these f****** idiots coming from going like, oh, I'm better than you, because I never got online, I mean, you're a f****** moron, because you never got online probably. It's the information age, it's the digital age. You can think that the entire f****** internet is Facebook.
>>545202654Because you're a f****** idiot or you could understand it like you can get into the f****** White House. You can get into the f****** pentagon through the internet. You dumb f***, it's not just the basic b******* that your egotistical a** will do online. That's not what everyone else is doing. Other people are on Let's just say what used to be a good website that was anonymous. So that you couldn't be this egotistical p****, but because it was anonymous, everyone was as thoroughly mean and vile and whatever as they could be, so you had to develop a very thick skin and just talk about the ideas and stuff like that, and there was a lot of fun, until a bunch of p***** showed up just a f****** ruin it to make it boring, so I don't know.Does that answer your question , you f****** moronlololo
>>545202433things pseudos do to appear intelligent to outsiders:>repeat to you the words of political pundits/reddit posts/4chan posts verbatim as if it makes them as smart as they thought that other person was>Post youtube links instead of text replies in order to outsource their inability to argue to a youtuber who they think is better than them>read books but folding like a wet rag when somebody asks even a vaguely analytical literary question about the material >talking about “le banned books” at all, ever>tell you how you don’t have to pass calculus to be considered smart (they couldn’t pass calculus)>Tells you about “the science of gender” from either the tranny or the tranny hate side>vote>drive electric carsI could probably go on but you guys get it
How high exactly does my Elo have to be before I’m no longer a pseud?
>>5452036572500
>>545203657Probably not even all that high in the grand scheme of things. Even 1800 would immediately clock to me as beyond midwit because you actually get competitive at that point. You stand to lose ground but have kept it.Psueds don’t actually play chess; they find ways to perform chess.
>>545202433>vote left>go to barnes & noble>be atheist>get haircuts>have a laptop>wear ties
>>545203020Netflix Bayonetta
>>545202433Make threads on /pol/ about pseuds
>>545202433being good at chess just means you were always in detention.
>>545203657>>545203753>moves>plays>muh openings>etc etc etcif you are smart you realize its a stupidafucking game and you dont waste your time on that shit
>>545203961that's life baby
>>545202433When they can't fake anything measurable so they claim to have "synesthesia" or some other stupid untestable bullshit
>>545202433Shit, I forgot in it my first post here but the fucking NUMBER ONE SIGN of a midwit pseud is trying to convince me they’re smart either directly or indirectly through the conversation.Being really smart is like being a pretty girl in that you don’t have to tell anybody for it to be obviously true. The more anybody tries to convince me their smart, the less faith I have in them>Why is it so goddamn important to your stupid ass that I think you’re smart?
>>545203755>they find ways to perform chess.this
>>545204020yeah that why everyone knows this is an evil world ruled by Satan because to be "successful" you have to literally become the worst possible scum
>>545204042I not saying I am smart, I am just saying you are stupid lol
>>545204230I would not think less of your intelligence at all for such a statement. Exactly.
>>5452036573300+
>>545203812Brown cope.
>>545202433Programming
abstain from nice things
>>545204174>orders pieces by height>has both extra queens on the board because she doesn’t even know what the piece is, let alone why there would be an extra for each side in the set>woman>brownQuintessential pseud.
>>545202599tfw I just subscribed
>>545204963As long as you only put it on your coffee table to impress female pseuds into fucking you then it’s all good.
>>545203961Its no more or less stupid than the Nintendo shit you play
>>545204771
>>545203657if you use the london you are a pseud at any elo
>>545202433chess is based. for a lot of people it's performative but i still love it. you really need a high iq to appreciate and understand the game though
>>545205674>you really need a high iq to appreciate and understand the game thoughlol no. it's a stupid ass game, especially the stalemate/draw shit if they have no other pieces than the king, wtf is that? It's just about memorizing move sequences and recognizing and using them. Backgammon is the actual high IQ game, real life has randomness.
>>545202433chess is fun even though I am mid at it, I still enjoy it
>>545205846>real life has randomnessOnly because you are too stupid to see the consequences of each action.
>>545205955lol stfu memeflag, nobody can actually predict the future with certainty, especially in war which is what chess fags say chess represents
>>545205955chess is stupid because chess.com has such a monopoly. real chess is based though as long as you're not one of those park-playing chessniggers
>>545206179God Almighty can predict the future with certainty. The AI should be able to get there as well.
>>545205846>chess is actually too simple>it's just about memorising patternsI keep seeing this opinion everywhere. where do u get it? elon musk? he says the same shit about chess
>>545205612yes I play the london
>>545203657When you realize chess was completed by Bobby Fischer and you move onto Go.
>>545206244I didn't need Musk to tell me that, it's an easy conclusion to reach if you are an actual thinking person>>545206232>God Almighty can predict the future with certainty. The AI should be able to get there as well.God sure, AI maybe will get to very high probability but that still isn't certainty
>>545206244Bobby Fischer said it, nothing but memorization after a certain level.
>>545206244It’s pretty much the same argument as people who say math isn’t actually real once they stop seeing a certain ratio of numbers to the variables/constants/operational symbols. They’re too stupid to know what they don’t know and so they simply it down to just being “not worth it”>Sorry I can’t actually express this function without ∫f(x) at the beginning and dx at the end. It’s not my fault you can’t put the pieces together well enough to perform this operation. And you can’t even understand math enough to understand why this is actually an important operation.
>>545206418You don't need to remember much if you know the right move, and have the correct way of thinking.
>>545202433any interaction with this fucken site
>>545206571>namefag memeflag retard thinks he knows more about chess than Bobby Fischerjust kill yourself lmao
>>545206667Well, duh. I can certainly beat Bobby in chess. I can beat Magnus too.
>>545206338zukertort is more fun
>>545206464mathfags are as unbearable as femoids, it is the og pseud skill
>>545207034Gigakek>who in the fuck would ever need to calculate the volume of an irregular shape?This is how you sound.
>>545202433>things pseudos do to appear intelligent to outsiderspost at reddit kek
>>545207079>look at me performatively doing complicated things please tell me i'm smartmathfags are never humble. r*ddit + jeet energy. at least chess makes you racist, antisemitic, and sexist. math just claims those things without any actual examples from history
>>545206347I really wanna get into go but it already took years and years to get semi-decent at chess and I can’t invest that much time in a board game again lol
>>545207692euchre and spades are the only based card games, unless you can build good cardhouses
>>545207382>calculating volume>performativepls be joking
>>545206464>hurrr durrr I'm really smart and stuffchess has a larger state space but backgammon is stochastic with much much larger effective branching. That's why backgammon was much more effort to make a computer skilled at it.
>>545208426seethe more, you're not special
>>545208648Okay and so are YOU any good at chess or is your only point that you, like, totally could be if you really wanted?Saying something is easy when you can’t do it is the purest pseud shit in existence.
>>545208716No, I’ll just make sure we can calculate stuff while you jack off I guess.
>>545204174>#sundayoutfitAh there it is, the real reason for that post.
>>545203657doesnt matter, all the elo does, especially when it is on line only, means you have no life and you just sit and memorise patterns and shit, it is same with rubiks cube, there is very few who just look at it and are able to solve it without looking at all the algorhitms
>>545208755I never said I was any good at it. I have no desire to be good at it because it's a stupid, boring game for pseudo intellectuals. I also don't have an eidetic memory so no I couldn't "totally" be good at it if I wanted to. I also didn't say it was easy, I said backgammon is far harder. It's also more fun to play. You should work on your reading comprehension.
>>545208774the entite spectrum of math can be summarized as: 60 iq) math is racist and sheeeit, 200 iq) openai cAn'T dO rEaL mAtH! the field is such a shit show indians are getting free izzat claiming they invented the number zero. the shit's been kosher for over 200 years while you're here bleating about >muh irregular volumez, proving my original claim correct that you're simultaneously jeets defending izzat loss and r*dditors defending the science™
>>545202489I've learned many different cubes algos and when I was into it I could under a minute on a 3x3 30secs PB. Now I know that's extremely bad compared to real cubers, but to normies, whom the majority have never learned a Rubik's algo. they think you're Gigabrained instead of using an algorithm you found on the internet. The Rubik's cube website has an easy tutorial that you can learn to solve a cube (3x3) with easy algorithms in less than a day. If you find more algorithms, you can get faster, but the most basic, easily found way to solve the cube will still blow normies' minds; be careful around narcissists. they no doubt will take this as a personal insult and will point out any fault or folly you may have or have done, that you would rather not.Chess is the same easy algos will be an non chess player always. even your above average IQ normies can be 2 move checkmated if you can remember the algorithm if they make a certain starting move. if you can string a few algorithms together you can beat most people who never thought to do this.When you hear or read a word that you don't know look it up immediately in dictionary and thesaurus, then use in conversation, a couple easy ones;Posit (I think this will be the out come)>I posit OP is a fag.Gleen ( I have learned that or picked that up from what is presented) >I gleaned that from what you said.Consortium (a group usually business or corporations)>I would rather not have anything to do with that consortium.Portmanteau (blending two existing words together to form a new word)>OPs bromance with the mods is gay.Using that portmanteau is gay anonanyways those are just off the top Theres many cool ones, pretending to have a huge vocabulary will make normies think you are super smart.
>>545209497As if I can’t interpret your words instead of just taking them at face value like you’d appreciate.>>545210296Genuinely fucking braindead. 100% chance you are brown.
>>545202433I played hours of chess with my grandfather as a boy. It is a fun game. But you are a dumb nigger with no family and tradition, so you do not understand.Also, hail Fischer.
>>545210470>instead of an intellectual argument i'm just gonna call you brownmathfags never miss. post hand then
ai took his job so hes meltying
>>545203657It doesn't matter, Napoleon was famously bad at chess and any kind of game generally speaking
>>545204174amazing picture, really encapsulates clown world
Chess is haram for some reason
>>545202675Second paragraph of this post >>545210456
>>545202566Checked some of those look fun to me but I'd never take a pic like that I hide them away in a briefcase maybe leaveing one out always a 3x3 to fiddle with or set the trapyes it's all algos
>>545202566Maybe he's just having fun. Have you tried enjoying things? You're allowed.
>>545202599
>>545202433dawww did a jeet scholars checkmate you
Chess doesn't take intelligence. This has been proven over and over. It's a game of memorization and intuition.That doesn't mean it can't be fun and that people can't be passionate about it.
>>545203155>>545203192boomer or schizo?
>>545202433Chess is fun. I have two sets of accounts (they keep getting banned) on chess.com.First ones are smurf accounts where I instantly resign half of my games to keep my rating low, and beat the shit out of beginners.On my high rating accounts I beat GMs with stockfish (AI cheat software that plays better than Magnus fucking Carlsen).
>>545202433off topic thread
>>545202566wtf is an "algo", faggot? >>545202588>self censorship kill yourself, zoomer faggot
>>545202433Mix the native language with english words.
>>545210660Rare af. Where are you posting from?
I descend from a family that was often cited as proof there existed a genetic inheritance of intelligence. Previous generations of the family were men that were either highly regarded political thinkers or revolutionary scientific minds. Me? I post on 4chan :DIt's easy to spot a psued these days, particularly amongst those who spout ultra progressive talking points.
>>545212806very nice saar!
>>545213164california, ionno what's wrong with it
In Canada they sink theyr cheques in Wealthsimple casino and buy the Reddit pick of the day.
>>545213287You appear as question mark for some weird reason. Never seen that before unless a thread is moved to another board or something.
>>545202677Stupid person detected. Wise men know that it is best to hide your power level, appear to know nothing, so that nobody asks anything of you. Appear useless like a leaning twisted oak tree, and thus grow strong and live long, while the useful trees are cut for lumber.
>>545202433Read a whole book and then tell people about it.Also - adopt any variation of libertarian philosophy and tell people about it.
They make posts like the one in the OP
>>545208648Backgammon is just having the luck to fuck over your opponent.
>>545214137Atlas Shrugged is actually an erotica where Rand writes herself as Taggart.
>>545202433run for president and pretend to be an engineer/inventor
>>545214137>"Watch 'Greatest Story Never Told' guys!!!">"Watch 'Europa Last Battle' guys!!!">"Let retell and explain story to you"
>>545202433Anyone younger than 40 who actually has the dicipline to play a game of chess is absolutely in the top 5% of intelligence.
>>545202433>>545202566Anyone who manages to get so good at those things that they can make a living from it is clearly special in some way. >>545203155Why do you keep writing asterisks you fucking retard? There is no word filter on here. Speaking of people who try to act performatively intelligent, how about people who try to act performatively moralistic by self-censoring words in such a way that everyone still knows what you're saying. You aren't any better or more mature of a person just because you write "f****** p****" instead of "fucking pussy". You are achieving absolutely nothing with your shitty writing style other than making your drivel more of an eyesore to parse through.
>>545213553Cheese, and that's a brand new Tor exit node. I forget how to set torrc for it.
>>545215514specialized cattle
>>545202894>using terms like ... capitalismWho discusses politics without ever mentioning capitalism?I guess people who see politics as just trying to own the other side and trying to win a match against them every 4 years, and don't even know what any ideology stands for (aka typical boomers).>people of colorI call them that ironically with my friends kek. As in>people of color are genetically retarded
