How do I move to the US from this country?
>>545203924Crawl up your as and keep going until you see light!
>>545203924Wait 5 years for the borders to open back up?
>>545203924Steal some intelligence documents and go to the nearest American embassy
>>545203924Don't worry my slavic brother, soon we will rule the world together. Trust the plan.
>>545203924>How do I move to the US from this country?Small boat over the Bering Sea.
>>545204025And what's next, I don't have an asylum case
>>545203924Fuck off slav nigger. We are full.
Even if we were taking applications, it takes 3-20 years to make it through the immigration process.Which is why we have so many illegals, no one wants to wait 10+ years just to -maybe- be allowed to come here.
>>545203924I thought the Netherlands was fun.
>>545203924kek is it really that bad over there?
Illegally cross from mexico or canada.I'd sell you my US "citizenship" but I burned the fucker like a kike certificate of slave ownership.
>>545204154What are you talking about? Not the first time I'm reading this.
>>545204127>asylumjust say you're a faggot
>>545204240Need to prove it.
>>545203924Pay $5 million for a Trump Gold Visa.
>>545203924Dig a hole straight down. You should eventually reach us
>>545204276nigger you have no imaginationjust pay someone to cum in your ass o algo
>>545203924Do you have a hot sister?
>>545203924troll thread do not engage, this nigger faggot spams it all the time
>>545204449Well asylum isn't really about that. You need to prove that you're gay at all first, then prove that you're facing persecution in the original country. Pics of someone cumming into the ass doesn't really prove much, they'd want something like screenshots of your conversations with your gay partners, photos with them, etc, and not the ones from yesterday, but over some sufficiently long continuous period of time.Proving that you're facing persecution is something I don't really know how to do, I mean LGBT is an illegal extremist organization in Russia, but that proves nothing because it doesn't mean that you're personally getting persecuted
Why would you want to leave Russia for the US?
>>545204712YouSerious?.jpg
Swim from Cuckchatka to Alascuck, it's not that far away
>>545204653lol he was implying if dems take over and they open the border again
>>545204897I understand, that's what is necessary under the democrats. Under Trump, you can't get asylum at all no matter what
>>545204806i'm dead serious. do you think a russian immigrant with no money will have a nice life in the US?
>>545204920Nah they don't give a shit, they just let anyone through.
trust me whatever situation you are facing is not as bad as here
>>545204166I have perused the google street views in Russia, op is justified for wanting to leave and if that isn’t bad enough, op also has to deal with Russians lol.
>>545203924Answer is the same as it has ever been. Especially from Russia. If you have a skill or knowledge America wants it will let you immigrate. Outside of that, do what everyone else has done since forever and find an American to shack up with. Get married and go through the naturalization process. I remember this one russian chick I worked with, good looking, blonde and identical twin sister. She was gaming the system looking for a "sham" marriage offering to basically pay the dude to be his wife and get hooked up in Vegas. Too bad she was kind of cold and it seemed she wanted more of a reverse pseudo-cuck relationship where you both aren't really together or exclusive but she pays for stuff? If I was young, dumb and horny again knowing what the absolutr state of the dating scene would be in 2026 I would have rolled the dice on a potential slav twin threesome...
>>545205011Well being let through in the sense of being released to the US while your asylum case is pending is not the same as actually winning the asylum case. Sure, Californian immigration judges used to have 90% asylum approval rates, but that was when Biden was in power and you weren't guaranteed to be assigned to a Californian immigration courtBesides, making shit up for asylum is illegal. Although I'm pretty sure nearly all asylum cases are made up because if there was actual persecution from your government, you wouldn't be able to leave your country or collect enough evidence before being forced to leave
>>545205034Go away zoomer
>>545203924you don't want to move here. it will get very bad soon.
>>545204920I guess you should just stay where you are, you're too dumb of a fuck to make it anyways.
I'm really fucking sad that pretty much everyone I see on the English-speaking web was born in the United States, but I wasn't, and I can't really even get in.
>>545205161why do you want to leave russia? i don't get it. trust me your quality of life will not most likely not improve.
>>545205053>op also has to deal with Russians lolFair. I did encounter them when I visited Thailand and Cyprus and they were a rowdy unpleasant bunch. Mind you those were the rich upper class ones.What made them that way? Communism maybe?
>>545204025Border is still open. It was only closed on tweeter.
>>545203924Just come live with me OP in Ontario Canada I'm lonely as fuck in my manor. We can play Dota 2 together.
>>545204240he's deeply closeted
>>545205286Puccia is very cold so puccians generally stay inside all year drinking heavily. Seeing the sun is basically rumspringa for them.
>>545205277Just bring Edward Snowden with you, he's your one way ticket to America
>>545203924Why would you want to move? Tucker Carlson personally confirmed it's a better place to live than the US. You even have bread in a supermarket.
>>545205462he can move to crimea or rostov oblast
>>5452039246 months of HRT to get humanitarian asylum
>>545205286>What made them that way? Communism maybe?Bien sûr. Also the fact that they have always historically been in close proximity to roving bands of violent warmongers from the steppes and from the deserts. They are a conglomeration of mongol, viking, caucasoids with a proclivity to violence and alcoholism.
>>545205535>6 months of HRTI wouldn't mind doing it at all>humanitarian asylumHow do I prove it
>>545205589Tell your CBP case worker Putin raped your butthole
>>545204041Lol this
I need to get a passport
>>545206204Get an Israeli passport if possible, no guarantee Democrats will let you in with a Russian passport if they win the midterms.
>>545203924You are the same faggot that claimed you gonna kill yourself because you are poor. Knew you were a bitch
>>545203924Look up the Cyprus route. Good luck.
>>545206204good luck bribing the gov worker and getting out
>>545206665What? There's no problem with getting a passport and getting out of Russia currently, except that the border officials like to randomly pick incoming and outgoing Russian citizens for interrogations of political nature
>>545204127Just swim to Alaska. Sara is waiting on the shore
>>545203924why? you wanna get raped by the niggers?
>>545203924you better not be a jew, i hate russian jews with the passion of a thousand suns and completely understand Hitler
>>545207047Why are you asking to leave if you know how to leave?
>>545204653open chat with some western femboi in discord.write messages for a yearsend some half nudesdo this 1 yearfind someone to give a long kiss on mouth in front of an institution that has whackos working and video cameras (something churchy? some anti-gay thing but with retarded foids looking at the camera footage and calling the cops).get court order>????enjoy mcdonalds in new york
>>545207200>you better not be a jewI'm not. Otherwise why wouldn't I move to Israel at this point
>>545207217The problem with immigration is not about leaving your country, it's about getting into a new country. You can't just arrive to the US and get a citizenship there because you want to just that simply
>>545207323This is the worst time to try to hide out in America, I'd try Germany or France
>>545207440Who says anything about now, when a democrat president is in power will do
>>545203924>How do I move to the US from this country?can you get your hands on a prototype combat jet or something else flashy?
>>545208110That doesn't happen until 2028, you probably won't make it that long.
>>545203924Fuck off, they're full.
>>545203924In nineties, a lot of russians asked rabbis in StPetersburg, to forge documents. To allow them to move to Israel, under Alliyah (or whatever it was called) law. Look deeper into it, may be you will be able to get such documents. According on reports, on israel side, they are not very keen to filter people, as for them it is... well, influx of people willing to become a jew, and more people to place against arabs.After some years, when you will get citizenship of Israel, it will be WAAAAAY easier to move to USA. But keep in mind, that meanwhile you will have to live in jew dominate country, where they will try to out-jew at every opportunity. But in longer term, might be worth.As there are already significant russian speaking diaspora in Israel, it would help you to find employment pretty fast.But yeah, you will have also to learn their language, writing, customs.
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>>545204240>>545204276Uh, he is russian, he doesnt have to say it. Its assumed. Same goes for hoholes.
>>545203924Sign up in UFC
>>545210685Ultimate faggot contest?
>>545203924Are you a swarthy (brown) Russian or white (hard to tan) Russian? If you're on the brown side, you can immigrate to India, get their citizenship, pay diploma mills for fake creds then h1b over like all Indians do or do Canada.
>>545203924Announce you want to vote democrat.They'll get you in.
>>545204041Not need to be intelligence documents....Putin's poop is good enough.
>>545203924Kill yourself. You will be reincarnated in the US.
Maybe you can get over to Canada by marrying me then make your way to America?
>>545203924What’s your profession?
>>545203924Wut? Why do you want to leave trad paradise russia for degenerate west???
>>545203924Step 1 wait 2 years when democrats run everything Step 2 Get to MexicoStep 3Pretend to be LatinX and cross the Sonoran Desert with other refugees and enter the US
>>545204127Trump would let you in since he is a sissy bitch for russian cock. But you should know that most Russian are extremely homesick and depressed in America.
>>545203924marriage is gonna be the best way.I knew someone with schizophrenia that was given shelter and food for 3 years for marrying a foreigner until she could get citizenshipshe is now a lesbian in Spain ironically.
>>545204123is that area militarized?
