Old marriage: "today I celebrate getting to fuck my wife for the first time"Modern marriage: "today I celebrate never getting to fuck anyone else again other than this woman I've already fucked 1000 times"Husband, especially if rich and/or famous: gives up opportunity to fuck other women. Wife: gives up nothing, she isn't particularly interested in fucking other men anyway; she had her BBC fun stage and can still thirst trap on IG and TikTok, which is more important than sex to her anywayMan if caught cheating: universally reviledWoman if caught cheating: she wasn't having her needs met, lets give her an advance on her memoir of personal growth
>>545215296Even in hyper-Christian Medieval Europe "purity tests" were still necessary to guarantee paternity because obviously women (and men) still slept around plenty before marriage
Women are supposed to die in child birth
>>545215372It's truly hilarious how paternity tests are literally illegal in France. A man is in prison after having a test done in Switzerland for his daughter -- turned out it wasn't his and his wife went to the police. Feminism is comically evil.
The best part is that Ethan didn't make her come
Right when this news broke I posted on the h3h3 sub "Hila deserves some blame for withholding sex. If she had an affair because Ethan was withholding attention/affection y'all would be supporting her". The mod sent me a death threat after banning me.
>>545215533Just asked AI the percentage of paternity tests that come out as negative and its a bit disturbing.
>>545216057>being more likely to take a paternity test while already in a relationship with a cheating whore doesn't skew the results one bitanon, pls
>>545215296Why do you need to fuck another woman than your wife? What guarantee do you have that this "new" woman would be any better at it? It's purely the novelty and that's it.If you did things right, you married a virgin and taught her how to fuck (or rather how to get fucked and pleasure you). Your wife should know what you like, how you like, and how to get you off. If she doesn't you fucked up.Barring some traumatic injury that incapacitates her, which isn't what happens in 99.9% of cases... it's actually retarded men for either a) marrying a whore, or b) not training your wife to be your personal slut.You can't tell all women this directly but you basically accomplish it in the relationship. When you're in the early phases and your woman asks you "you like that?" in a curious way your answer should be truthful. If you do, tell her that confidently. When you want her to do something like spit on your dick or use her foot, or whatever the fuck shit comes to mind, just tell her and she'll do it.It's really that simple. Men need to stop settling and start having balls (women like that). If you have the "itch" for something new, just have your wife dress up in something different or whatever.
>>545216018Ethan should have threatened amicable divorce. That's the way you do it. Women's greatest fear is you leaving.Cheating and thinking you won't get caught is retarded, especially when your a public "person" (streamer, celeb, politician, whatever). A woman who is told put out or I'm leaving knows she's on notice and more than likely will respond.Being too much of a bitch to do that is on you. I know two coworkers who bitched about it before and I told them straight up, talk to your wife. Threaten to leave her, even if you really don't want to (have kids, etc), she'll get the wake up call.Sure enough they were fucking within months and stayed together.
>>545215296My wife blows me 4 times a week and we try to have have sex at least twice a week.Being married to a good girl is awesome. She also cooks and packs me a lunch.Married men live longer are generally healthy and completely fulfilled. A good woman can literally make your life better in every metric.A bad one can ruin you.She pregnant again btw
>>545215296Ask a woman what her idea of a perfect man is and listen to her describe a slave
>>545215296>he isn't particularly interested in fucking other men anywaycomeonnow.
>>545216057bitches be sneaky
>>545215423This. Men are supposed to get rewarded with upgrades every few kids they make.
>>545216755checked and correct, god speed m8
>>545216906Single women will fuck different guys out of boredom, to create relationship drama, etc. It's just another way to pass time and get attention it's not about high libido. Once she's married she's not lamenting "oh no, I still want to bang other men". Marriage give her $ and kids and social standing she wanted.
>>545216478>>545216678victim blaming
>>545217124The only reason she's a victim is because he cheated. If he was sexless and unhappy, just divorce. Men need to stop being bitches about it, its your marriage too.if he would have divorced her after threatening (explaining sex is important) and she didn't respond, there would be no victim. though that Anne Frank lookalike Tamara probably wouldn't have been interested in him as a single guy
>>545216057But you’re talking about guys that were suspicious enough to ask for the test
>>545217418So its even worse since many women are smart enough to dupe their simp into unknowingly raising a bastard child. Historically it was 10-15% of children birthed
>>545217405I was saying the husband is the victim of a shitty wife
>>545215296>getting to fuck your wifethats a bold assumption anon
>>545216678yeah I'm sure she would be shaking at the thought of being paid out for the marriage and then being let free to do anything on his dime + have her own business fully intact. Women fear their uncommitted men leaving before they commit, leaving them with nothing. They don't give a shit if their successful, legally binded husband leaves and is then held to contract. You wanna fuck around do yourself a favor and just don't get married
>>545216057Wait till you learn the % of sick people going to the doctor
>>545216755kek nobody believe these pathetic copes
what the actual fuck is that spaghetti noodle with a tattoo on
>>545215296Marriage is completely dead. It's so funny being 30 and listening to women who I've watched spend their life doing drugs and bouncing from cock to cock every weekend bitch and moan about not being able to find a husband or have kids. I have less than 0 sympathy for them.
>>545215296Marriage has always been the same. Married men have always been pussy whipped cucks and limp wristed faggots.
As many experts have pointed out Ethan climbed up in the Jewish caste system by fucking a 100% Ashkenazi specimen that's as inbred as he is. Hila is a confirmed Arab mutt, the jew izzat gained with this upgrade is worth more than the loss of the podcast which was probably losing money anyway.
>>545219310>Women fear their uncommitted men leaving before they commit, leaving them with nothing. They don't give a shit if their successful, legally binded husband leaves and is then held to contra"Oh no Bill Gates please don't divorce me and instantly make me the most powerful Democrat donor and "philanthropist" in the world! I might get unironic glowing NYT profiles calling me the greatest Girl Boss in the world while you are reviled as an Epstein pedo for banging some consenting 17 year old sluts!"
>>545220872Stay forever alone and kissless you disgusting faggot.
>>545226057show us your whore's tits, cuck
>>545215296I hate this world, the "humans" in it, petty, contradictory, pretending to have a grip while screaming inside they've got no control, curse all breeders, curse my parents, burn this insignificant spec of dust floating toward it's own inevitable destruction in a cold, indifferent, material bound universe.
>>545226057that is a doll
You’re celebrating the start of a new family. Sick bastard…
