ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
hi anons. their costumes suck.
>>545229258About fucking time one of you niggers baked. TYB <3 GEA
>>545229258>giganiggaTYB
>>545229373Yeah. Opening was pretty cringe. They had no idea what to say. Also, the guest cop chick looks depressed & miserable. Total killjoy who doesn't even want to be there.
>>545229390OPL is running late too, they did not post the line up until 7:08
TYB. Who was the guest chick in studio?
morning gents
>>545229258londie looks like pepe the frog
>>545229258bump
>patiently waiting
>>545229483It wasn't just pretty cringe. It was the most cringe thing I've ever seen on TV. Dan is so evil he can't be heartwarming and funny. He exists to subvert and profit.
i can't wait for all the driving and all the studio segments and merch plugs
Happy Mischief Night, anons
>>545231458nice kitty
>it's bbq saucekek!
>holds ice pipe>is this ice?wtf is going on with these tards tonight
ah fuck it's that retard tiktok bitch
Who is this random woman in the studio?
>>545231671Wood
>>545231766>Wood>have 3 foot kids
>>545231815Probably.
>>545231868beat me
>Already a "Previously" segmentOof
>>545229258Thank you baker!
Did anyone see them dressed up on 1st shift? It was super lame and gay
Her back gonna be feeling that gravel in the morning
AUUUGHHHOOOOOOOO
Why is this brain-damaged subhuman allowed to exist in my society?
>>545232138Alcohol is bad, mmmkay
this is recorded so Dan is choosing to air it. wtf is wrong with him? how is this entertainment?'it's mischief night you schmuck. find crime.
>>545232138Not only does she exist in our society, she probably gets handouts for doing so
Oh wow a trunk or treat event. How exciting.Theyre obviously trying to get this show canceled.
>>545232122checked
Hello all! This year for Halloween I am dressing up as Bryce's bicycle seat. Was Dan's costume segment as cringe as everyone is saying?
>>545232437Worse than you can imagine
>britbox
>>545232485Is that the dude from H3H3 who just got caught cheating on his wife?
>have they been here before
What's the lore with this building?
Who does this Travis Sanders guy look like? It's right on the tip of my tongue. He actually looks exactly like a kid I went to school with 'back in my day.' But I'm thinking of a celebrity or something. I don't think it's the Smashing Pumpkins guy..? But maybe?
aww, i was going to ask if the upstairs pisser would make an appearance
>>545232810A resident keeps pissing out his window
>>545232810a guy a few floors up like to jack off out the window. i think this is the third or 4th time the crew has been there.
the same fucking guy from twice last week??
Ashmoore ManorClassiest place in Toledo.
>>545232897Surprised they don't have a warrant for his arrest
This guest chick sucks. Zero personality or social skills.
It would be really funny tomorrow if they showed up at shroom guys apartment, shoved the camera in his face and started asking him Super Trooper style questions.
So this guy isn't an officer but he could handcuff people and draw a firearm?
>Shrimpreet is back I thought this incel loser was gone. Been a long time since I've seen his pathetic phishing attempts. (Maybe just because I haven't been as active in opl breads recently thoughbeit)
>>545233177We are having a Halloween reunion
this bitch is full of shit
>>545233177just when i thought this OPL halloween night could NOT get ANY worse
>>545233399>I don't know what I ateProbably smells like alcohol in her car.
>>545233131We are inching closer to widespread adoption of private security forces.
>has meth pipe between your legs>i dont smoke meth
>>545233232FOH with that.>>545233177report it, don't mention it
>>545233428I'm betting it's more like BO, piss, and the acrid, tangy aroma of crystal smoke.
Kek, she was gonna play the ole tiddy game
>>545233471Glad that's settled.
>>545233530>unzips top
>>545233490Don't report. Ignore. Jannies started moving breads to bant when we did that.
Seems like the hooligans are saving their ammo for tomorrow night
dan is literally murdering this show
>>545233668maybe he took out a big insurance policy
She's been doing some quality fentanyl
She assumed the position and showed her tramp stamp
You took too much gurl, too much, too much.
She’s definitely faking it for attention. Never mind she should not be driving if she’s in this much distress. >being 43 and this lonelyGrim
>>545233733I've never been nearly as sick as she's indicating, so it's gotta be drugsHell, I don't think I've ever been sick enough to be unable to walk a few feet
>>545233787>I'm jus really horny, sur
>>545233668It's weird. Does he not want to do it any more? Are other powers forcing his hand? Is >>545233701 on to something? I remember LivePD was three hours of insanity and now you have this shit; methheads sleeping on ground at a traffic stop and cops walking around a trailer home for an hour.
That’s a possum plushie
Wait isn't this woman in the studio the cop that was hitting on every piece of ass she canlme across?
>>545233855We need a new host. The fill in hosts have in the past brought the live PD heat. I don't think we've had a fill in hosts this entire year.
>>545233787I want to judge, but I'll likely be in the same boat. At least I won't be on meth in the desert. Maybe...
>>545233903Yea the tinker bell TikTok lady
>leaffilterPossibly the dumbest product in the history of dumb products.
>>545233579I'm so sick of this nu wave of janny jeets. >No jeet hate threads allowed >No /pol/webm threads allowed >Half of humo threads get deleted TJD
>>545233855he just needs to hire a nigger who hates niggerscould say anything and be beyond reproach>if i get taken away by ambulance maybe he won't hit me with all these chargesgood luck you cunt
Dibs on the emt in black
What's the total cost of this traffic stop to the tax payers? 50 grand?
The more rainbow strip leds in or on a store front, the higher the likelihood you will encounter violent, antisocial animals in the parking lot.
>>545234224shitloadswhen all she really needed was a kick in the head
>>545234169>No /pol/webm threads allowedI also hang out in humo and webm threads. The humo threads often reach bump limit, but yeah every webm thread is cut short. I don't get it.
>>545234224Minimum $1k for the ambulance then another $1.5-2k emergency room visit for 3 hours
Mrs. Uncredible
>that side profile Very unflattering
>>545233855>BATON ROUGE — The Baton Rouge Metro Council voted on June 25 to approve a contract with a production company for BRPD to join the documentary-style reality television show, “On Patrol: Live.”>The show, featured on the Reelz network, captures live footage of police departments across the country. >The footage is aired on a delay, allowing for profane and sensitive content to be edited out.>Baton Rouge Police Chief TJ Morse said he will have oversight on what officers are doing on the show, including which areas the officers are patrolling and what actions the officers are taking. >Additionally, he says they have about 30 minutes to watch the show live, and can decide whether or not something airs.>“We have control to then say, ‘No, we’re not going to show that because it constitutes something wrong with our investigation or officer safety, or just because we don’t like it,'” Chief Morse said. >“I’ve reached out to many other departments, and they’ve never had an issue with anything that they didn’t want to go on the show happening live.”it turns out each department has veto power from airing any recorded footage. so it's just shitty departments.
The taller, taciturn cop is just looking around like the last thread of hope for humanity just broke.
>>545234300
>Da Incredumables My culture is NOT your Halloween costume!
>>545234169>>No jeet hate threads allowedyeah that shit gets swept so fast, the site is completely compromised
The last car I saw evade cops on this show was a base Malibu.
>Retarded foid cop kept saying "way too much traffic" when it was really light, fucking up their chances of ending it a long time ago. ffs
So how long until they're out? Two weeks?
They look like a nice couple. Very unpredictable behavior.
>>545234363Damn well that makes sense they can just phone it in and say don't air this
>Rickorawhat the fuck
Jesus Christ, that girl is fucking tiny
holy shit this bitch is retarded
Dude, this woman is dead weight. A slab of drywall would have been just as good. Maybe she should have a drink to loosen up.
>that look Dan gave Sticks.
>Officer Reddit Dykenson thought her stuffed animal would be hilarious quirk Eeuurrgh
Two drunk retards
>>545234363geez i wish some cop would share the actual live unfiltered stream link
Deport the fucking fuck out of this fuck
The passenger just tossed something into the car
>So, like, don't like say chit that's not what I say, coz like, that's wrong and I'm like right n chit ese. I fucking hate retarded beaners who don't realize they're retarded.
>>545234783I thought he was the driver
Is this guy really drunk or really stupid? Or both?
>>545234719The 2nd & 3rd gen are the fucking worst.
>>545234783nice catch. he thought he was bein sneaky too
>Once you get that hog going... You can't stop it What did he mean by this?
This is even cringer than my middle school talent show.
I'm not lying when i say this is the most cringe thing i ever saw on a TV show. Dan's lack of self-awareness is astonishing.
Dan's a good actor
What the fuck is this gay shit
kill me now
i hate dan abrams
Damn that entire control room is Jewish except for the 1 black guy
This ain't working, Dan.
jesus fucking christ i might be done with this show
This ep has been peak cringe. Not sure how much more I can take. I don't know shit about playing the flute but I know Dan sucks at it.
all the years of playing the skin flute have played off for dan
One cringe-inducing segment around Halloween wouldn't be so bad if the show was still deliveringBut we're halfway through and it's been absolute shit
>>545234990Dan at bike week in Daytona and riding off into the night on the back of another man’s bike is what sealed the deal for me
They should dress up as past characters like Ham man, Danny brown and that nye county officer that slammed that guy through a window.
>>545234928I agree. This was almost pain inducing, like that woman who drunkenly butchered the national anthem at the derby a few years ago.
>>545235064They should have Dan dress as a nerd and have Sticks and Rizzo jam his head in a toilet.
it's over
Kek the officer could barely do it.
He's doing pretty well if he is drunk
>>545235240the suspect did better. his lawyer will be showing this in court.
>>545235181what do i do on friday and saturday nights now? i have plenty of other options as we all do but i choose OPL and /opl/ and without them there's a void. (yes, this is a humiliating post.)
>>545235064>that nye county officer that slammed that guy through a window.Classic
>>545235284I was about to post a similar question. The few friends I have in the area have kids now. I literally watch this shit because otherwise I'd be at the gym or the bar.
We really need to bring back OPL bingo and make >spic DUI the center square.
>what's up dude?>are you bird?
>>545235398Not enough action anymore, those days are long gone. Anons used to hit bing in the 1st 45 minutes and we would have like 5 breads a night and usually at least 2-3 breads in the 1st hour alone
kek
>why do they call you bird?>who? who?alright this nigga is funny
This is a very frustrating conversation, if you can even call it that.
>>545235466Yeah... I remember the good /OPL/ days. Ruined by (Abrams), a la everything.
>>545235560‘Twas a time it was livepd
>me trying to get through a 2026 episode of OPL
>228>was doing well on the dui testsMust have been drunk for 10 years
where the fuck do you even watch this, i don't pay for reelz or whatever
>>545235617.228 is still rookie number when it comes to real alcoholics, although not bad for a weekend warrior
>>545235301He could have been badly injured. Check out the audio version, it's hilarious. https://files.catbox.moe/uy2htv.mp4
>last night a bandaid saved my life
This new byrna AI is impressive.
>>545235644https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/541244919/#q541245300
>templeMormons?
>>545235733I can't believe how quickly obvious AI slop has been adopted by cheap ass companiesThis is another obvious AI ad
>>545235801JW and 7th day adventists call it that too
>>545235733They had to edit/pull the ad of a Sheboon walking in the forest with a banana attached to her backpack
>>545235727Hehehe
Are cops not allowed to pick locks?
Imagine how much good content they keep out of Baton Rouge with the chief calling Dan saying don't air this
>mischief night >Nothing happening on oplCulture has changed so much. We used to teepee houses on this night.
>>545235991all of it apparently
>>545235763based, thanks anon
He wuz just defending his daughters honor
>>545236012kids don't even tricker treat anymore
Dan will NOT make a joke about that tranny. Zero chance.
Troony tune alert
WEW LAD
They found the local autistic 40 year old tranny
Oh dear...
>>545236120It’s all fucking trunk or treat… Weimerica has become completely pussified
Thats a big bitch!
what in the god damn
Halloween came early for him
Is this just a Halloween costume, or...
This is more sad than anything. Like, I want to just cry.
I lost it when he walked out the car and the camera man zoomed in on his face.
wtf is that?
>>545236142btfo
>OMG she’s being suppressed! This is literally violence against troons!
>>545236245The future
Is rizzo trying to keep a straight face?
did dan just think that was a catwoman costume? i was only half paying attention.
>>545236191>it's ma'am
>>545236245It's ma'am
>>545236144checked
>>545236301lmfao he was visibly disgusted
>>545236313It was wearing little ears, so I assume it was a reference to that
>>545236372https://youtu.be/Y2CWfSLyjx8
>>545236254Wrong. He made a factual statement to avoid making a joke. Proved my point.
Artie lang looks rough
Dad beat the fuck out of that nigger lmao
>>545236313No he knew exactly what that thing is but covered for the freak by stating it's just another cat costume and completely normal
>>545236372Thanks I hate it
>>545236520He looks like the fat guy from the office tv show
DEY DEY JUMPED OWN MAH ASSSSS
Dad gave that nigger a pumpkin head and a swollen eye lol
>chirrun
DEY WHOOPED MUH ASSSHIEEEET>amberlance
They beat the brakes off him hahahahahaha
Cop should punch this guy too
Your Honor, the witness is refusing to answer questions
baton rouge is the only thing that can save this dumpster fire
They got that Tekken?
Is this guy drunk or suffering the effects of a concussion?
That dyke cop in the studio is going to go to HR on dan and crew after how they attack that troon
>>545236726both
Has it been a good night? I just got out of my wage cage
The driver looks like a vampire
>>545236726Definitely the latter either way now after that epic tazer face plant lmao
He fell like a sack of potatoes… Obvious Plebbit poster talking about the pit
>>545236833Man, don't eat that pizza on your bed.
>>545236520Who’s high pitch? I’m Artie Lange! Fiiiyah!
>>545236833First 1hr45 minutes sucked so I left for a minute. Came back and saw the thread ablaze with trannies and a nigger who got beat. And that 2nd CotW just now was good if you missed it.
>>545236833Checked congratulations on another week in the books, enjoy the pizza looks good
>>545236833where is that beauty from?this episode is trash. but the costume segments set a new record for cringe.
>>545236883I’m not, just moved it to get pic
>>545236945Jet city pizza
>>545236504>Proved my point.agree
Why do I think nuzzle is a faceberg tier advertisement of Temu tier products?
>>545236973>Jet city pizzaWe have a Twin Peaks anon. Stay out of the black lodge night.
>>545236833checked. maybe 20 minutes of good tv over the course of 2 hours. it's getting grim. but tip your pizza guy.
>Belgioiosio The name of that cheese brand reminds me of >Pinnochi-ochi-ochi-o
>>545236973Washington state anon… it’s only like 8pm there…. Also remember anons the time rolls back an hour tomorrow night
Kek his slippers came off
>>545236973just looked up the one in my area and it's low rated with reviews saying food and service sucks. but that pie looks great.
>>545237049>maybe 20 minutes of good tvare we talking about the ads>from police officer to convenience store attendant>tells people about it proudlyok mate
>what good are 3 foot women police?>getting up in atticsok they win this round
Dan hears a Christian saying and says the same thing as when he sees a Black perp: wow. At least he didn't melt or catch on fire.
Is there a cop who doesn't have tats?
>>545237275Are you retard finder on X by chance?
Tactical Tinkerbell with over 20 tattoos.
>>545237335Officer Reddit has gone up in the attic/crawlspace before, and he's pudgy.
yes, dan, content is better than ads.
>my husbandWhat?
>>545237105>time rolls back an hour tomorrow nightOh fuck you're right, thanks for the reminderBut according to AI, it already happened
>>545237383negative>>545237408shit does tomorrow start an hour earlier?
Is someone there watching James Bond?
>>545237460>shit does tomorrow start an hour earlier?not unless you're changing your clock between now and then, idk what goes on in australia. the time change is the us is well after the show ends tomorrow night.
>Das eeleeguh! Why do niggers always think the cops are ever going to be like >aw, shit! It's illegal to get you in trouble?? DAMN! Foiled again! ?
>>545237509>the time change is the us is well after the show ends tomorrow nightok so next weekend I should look for the thread an hour early
I miss my dog I used to cook him a pound of beef for dinner every night or a pound of grilled chicken when he got older and when he outlived most of his breed by 5 years and he sadly died on thanksgiving night after the vet tried to get me to put him to sleep over 3 months earlier and I know he wouldn’t of given up a single day to stay with me… I still miss him a lot :”(
>>545237729Yes
>>545237739I am sorry for your loss.
>>545237739They never live long enough
>my son is 2 years old liftin 35lb weights
Is this a tranny? That hair looks fake
Everytime I'm out, I scope out places to hide and sleep if I were to suddenly become homeless. I would not sleep on the fucking sidewalk.
Huffing paint like a true American
>>545237991dudes in the gutter lel
Paint a pony, then paint a pussy
He's got some fresh vans.
>>545237991i wonder what vagrant holiday is doin these days
>>545237739
who is that lesbian?
>>545237796>>545237817>>545238071Thanks bros
>>545237739That's sad. Get another dog to be your pal and this time don't get a nigger breed. Imagine how fun an actual non-nigher dog would be. Golden's are fun.
WaitDid that girl on the left on the end of the driveway have a Hitler moustache?
>japanese cartoons
>I get it>be mindful>all goodtell him to fucking turn down the volume or you'll break up the party and tell his parents.
>bleach cosplayLow tier
Netflix live action bleach
>>545237991I was force to spend one night on the street with nowhere to go in a city hours away from my home… I walked down one of the longest roads I could find and when I got to the end of it where the hospital was I decided to walk back. Then when I got back to the suburbs I went into a McDonald’s that opened at 5am and bought a coffee and sat in the McDonald’s dining room for 5 hours and eventually found myself falling in and out of sleep by the grocery store across the street with boomers pointing at me and laughing at me while I was waiting on a western union from my mom… it was the most humiliating experience I have ever had. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had to find a place to sleep or go for multiple nights
>>545238323hahahahaha
This nigga is stalling while everyone sneaks out the back.
>>545238323>Netflix live action bleachkek
>>545238323
I just started rewatching yu yu hakusho.
EAT MOR CHIKIN
>>545238182That pit was the opposite of a nigger… I yelled at him one time and he started peeing on himself.
>>545237236I've been to the one in newcastle, woodinville, and marysville. marysville and woodinville are both jeeted but newcastle is owned by a spic who puts his hot daughter in the front at the cash register. I'd suggest newcastle obviously...
>>545238333Damn. How did you find yourself in that situation?
i've never watched even 1 minute of any anime.
>>545237030prime audrey will never sit on my face. why am I even still alive? what's the point
>>545238455You should, there's a lot of good shit out there
>>545238436Bitch ass ex girlfriend who kicked me out of her car on the side of the road because I couldn’t stay at her friends house and she promised me she would pick me up at 8am which never happened
HOLD ON SOMETHING IS HAPPENNING
>>545238521that is an objectively bad person
dan and his midnight pursuits..
>>545238582>HOLD ON SOMETHING IS HAPPENNINGUnfortunately we have to get in one more break, we'll come right backWell we're out of time for tonight, we'll make sure to update you on First Shift tomorrow
camera person is slow and clumsy
>>545238582>10mins leftOf course
GUN GUN NIGGER WITH A GUN aghh!!!!!
lmfao baton rouge got it done too quick for dan to ruin it
>>545238629I think it's a female
>>545238589Yeah imagine my surprise when she turned her phone off… I’ve never felt the type of hate that ran thru my veins that day
One what, Dan?
>>545238690That's even worse. What a you know what.
>>545238690Honestly that day I realized how OJ and Chris Benoit and every other dude who killed his entire family and burned the house down felt…
Does Dan know his show taught me that when you stop a Black male motorist you'll find warrants, guns and drugs?
It's remarkable how this chase and resolution just happened to end right at midnight
>>545238891it's baton rouge, this shit happens every night
>>545238855>baton rouge
