This picture is now illegal in the UK and will risk 2 years prison time
>>545245402Including anything related to the following content
does it mean that posting such pictures in threads with bongcucks will make them leave?
>>545245402that's more like face pressing
>>545245449It just means that if they are motivated enough the UK government may ask 4chan to take down illegal content or be censored from the UK
>>5452454934chan already told them to fuck off and American courts upheld it
>>545245402Is she proud and exited about having her arms assembled by a dyslexic?
>>545245449Ha! Yes, I sure hope so!Have to keep this in mind from now on>>545245493Not true, possession can also face you prison time. Such sites are with the content are now already blocking UK ip's
>>545245402amazingly not a sign bong flag in the thread
Facesitting is a degenerate fetish
>>545245581small penis humiliation is the fetish of kings
>>545245429Oh it's about BREATHPLAY? That's not even the point of facesitting it's just wanting to have a woman's ass and pussy in your face. I remember reading an article about this like a year ago where some bongoloid newspaper was hand wringing about how "zooms think choking women during sex is normal because they're watching too much porn", making this even more stupid because if the concern is about "toxic male sexual dominance behavior" facesitting is if anything the REVERSE of that in being male submissive. The absolute STATE of Britain
>>545245621The person who introduced the law by the way
>>545245682Amy Schumer?
>>545245402Manx bros stay winning
>>545245429> artists I didn't realise that is what we called whores and degenerates these days
>>545245682
>>545245733Flag checks out lol
>>545245402Reminder that having an obscene cartoon of a minor is illegal in the USA and risks up to 20 years prison time. This includes a stick figure drawing if the court decides that counts as obscene.
>>545245733looks like it doesnt work, what was that law for if it doesnt repel bongs?
>>545245848Damage control
Old habits die hard. Lots of people are uncomfortable about sex, and underage sex, and lash out at drawings because they're uncomfortable about it. But there's no actual reason to make drawings illegal. Its creative work, no humans involved
>>545245429Lol I like how they felt the need to specify that face sitting is still illegal even when it's a big fat obese bitch doing it.
>>545245402Good.
I'm expecting a full unit of armed police at my door within minutes for picrel
>>545245946Why is it damage control when we, and many other countries, already have laws on the books which can technically criminalize you for looking at pretty much anything? The Netherlands isn't important enough for me to know about their obscenity law but I image the same applies to you.
>>545245682Perfectly 10/10 woman in bonglandMUWAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>545245570Good!!
At least they aren't speaking German
>>545245429throat busting is illegal now? as in... a fucking oral creampie?brits, how are u guys doin over there? haha fuckin hell
>>545246052You're kind are swimming oceans, walking thousands of miles, smuggling themselves in microwaves for a chance to eye women like that with your very own eyes. You've dreamed about hanging around outside night clubs and on street corners, gazing at 1/10s that look back at you like you're dog shit
>>545245402that's not a BBW
Damn but muslims can still sexually assault children without any consequences? UK is on some weird shit
>>545245733I've reported you to govt.uk
>>545245682She wants someone to eat her musty moldy gash but that boat sailed long time ago.
>>545245402I honestly don't care
>>545245713Ohhh Ellan Vannin Lost in the Irish Sea...
>>545246156Muslims hate art, so the art must go.
>>545246106>roses are red>nonsense wordsFuck off, bongnigger. No ones gonna read all of that bullshit. Enjoy your 1984 censorship, kekHere, have a (You)
>>545245563>r34 janny furry post >no god has razed this country yet somehowjeets to the left of mefurfags to the righthere I am, stuck in the middle with poos
>>545245402I think the goal is to make England so awful law by law that all the White Britons permanently move to other countries. The reason? Idk. The knife ban, no freedom of speech or freedom to practice Christianity, the countless laws and regulations, internet id's, porn fetish bans. How UK flags still come here to lecture the rest of The West on anything is beyond me.
>>545246421Our entire country is much safer than a single American school
>>545246456We wish the best for England. You guys choose to just lash out at everyone around you. Sad situation.
>>545246035Why is this guy ramming his face into the side of a table?
>>545245402>>545245429I'd say this is a slippery slope, but they straight up walked off the cliff.How are they policing minds like Muslims without the Islam. Or is Islam behind all this because they are now in government.
>>545246465fuck off you ousted webcomic making pedophile faggot
>>545245402who gives a fuck about the uk
>>545246465kek
>>545245733Calm down mustafa we don't want you blowing up
>>545245429>separate category for Face Sitting and BBW Face Sitting
>>545245429First they came for Plastic FetishAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not into plasticThen they came for Choking Fantasy PlayAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not into chokingThen they came for the ScissorholdsAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not into scissorholdsThen they came for Face SittingAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not into regular facesittingThen they came for BBW FacesittingAnd there was no one leftTo speak out for me
>>545245402It has to be 2 women doing acts like these, anything else is gay
>>545245581>Facesitting is a degenerate fetishthe wife was already using rope and handcuffs and riding crop, etc etc on me already. By that point, burying my face in her ass cheeks was one of the tamer things she did to me.t.degenerate checking in
>>545245682>The person who introduced the law by the wayas if anyone wants *that* ugly hag's ass in their face, ugh, urp
>>545246035Sniiiff.
Noooooo don't swarm me with face sitting porn pleeeaase
>>545245449I'm going to jail?
>>545245402no more rim porn for you naughty boys
>>545245429>It's illegal to breathbros....>>545246739Maybe it's to avoid the loop hole of asking a big girl to sit on your chest but she has so much ass it spills over your mouth and nose?
>>545245429We must form a new board called /b8/ with the express mission to spread that list (and loli/teens) into the UK. Death to the crown!
>>545245682>No I wont sit on your face with my BBW ass, record and distribute it
>>545245682(to the parent's pic)You will never be a young woman again! Your beauty fades like the setting sun as each year passes by. Men's eyes once wandered eagerly over your youthful curves; now they pass over wrinkled skin with barely a glance.The smoothness of your skin dulls into coarse textures that lotions can't hide. Gravity drags down your once perky breasts toward the floor while your sagging stomach bloats outwards, disproportional to your diminishing frame.Younger women stride past confidently, their tight bodies straining against clothes that barely contain them, a cruel reminder of vitality stolen away year by year from you, through time's relentless march. They are admired openly, and lusted after shamelessly. You were once worshiped thus, but those days recede into distant memory now.You may dye gray hairs, and lift fallen flesh to surgical restoration, for another day or two longer at the masquerade game of eternal youth... but the facade crumbles soon enough come tomorrow mornings when you confront ravaged skin again in your mirror. The lies only delay acceptance that beauty is fleeting like morning dew before searing noon.Men still see what stares back: a haggard, sexless husk drained by time's relentless tide pouring over you like tidal waves - sucking away your youth, forever lost beneath its crashing foam - the years gone, never to be returned.
>>545247800>No breast smotheringI'm fuming right now
>>545246035Hope you're posting from a proxy service fren!
>>545245402I'm just now realizing this is a public safety measure to prevent smothering deaths to landwhale bong-brittas
>>545245402I would risk those 2 years to be in his position ngl.
>>545245621>zooms think choking women during sex is normal because they're watching too much pornIt's not?
>>545247890if you were from any other country i would've laughed
>>545245429So you can't even get a loicence for motorboating now?
>>545245429OG /pol/ would have already started a campaign to flood the responsible UK politicians’ emails and social media profile dms with all of the types of porn listed in picrel; nu/pol/ won’t do shit
>>545245682True English rose
>>545246465keksaved
>>545245402That's a man. All ashkenazi looking rat faced women are mtf trannies.
>>545245570>amazingly not a sign bong flag in the threadThey don't want to go to jail.
>>545245563Make it 60 days so ai have a chance of breaking this addiction.
>>545246456>Our entire country is much safer than a single American schoolSo is singapore, but sometimes you gotta spit. Shouldn't have to be caned for it.
>>545245682I want her to sit on my face
>>545246241No we don't I like facesitting
>>545245429>ass smotheringI lived over 30 years not knowing that was a thing lmao. I am sure some will miss it.
>>545247746Dojima san wtf>Great Vegetables
>>545249253I wish we had singapore style laws too, but anything's better than your shithole
>>545245682Why do British woman look so fucking ugly and weird?? Is it just makeup or something? They look retarded.
>>545249486>They look retarded.How much more proof do you need that this is an island of the mad and stupid? The UK has literally banned self-defense. Shithole.
>>545245429> BBW face sittingNOOOOO THE FUCKING MONSTERS
>>545249541I might need to make a thread asking about the history of Britain because I doubt they were always like this
>>545245402Good
>>545246086I think it means their throats explode, like a weird fetish only possible with gAyI
>>545245429>No beasty/bbc shit Really makes you think
>>545246421>>545245402WTF ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME...I NEED PORNHOW DARE THEY BAN PORNPORN IS UNDER 1ST AMENDMENT AND A HUMAN RIGHTI AM WILLING TO GO WITH MY FACE UNCOVERED AND PROUDLY MARCH AND PROTEST AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT TAKING AWAY MY PORN
>>545245563they delete any decent deepfake. it has to be ugly and bizarrethey claim for the>Take It Down Again Janny act
>>545245848This is a falsehood, you don't know what you're talking about. Here in the states, even red states like Texas, the authorities have made it clear that they don't care for pixels and text with no victims. We're not you. There was even a announcement from some southern authority telling idiots not to send them loli/shota content.
>>545245429I don't even know what half the things on that list are. What is a plastic fetish? Is it like them my little pony freaks who fuck the toys?
>>545245402First world shithole.>>545247516If it's anything like my country it's likely going to be selectively enforced on people the higher up birocrats find inconvenient and generally found in "random" inspections they would have sent regardless in such a situation.Would personally not risk having it on my PC either.
>>545245402lol is that a stock photo?
>>545249486it’s largely the makeup. they really cake it the fuck on in england and for the life of me i cant understand why. nowhere else in the world is like this except like the jersey shore with snooki and shit but snooki is normal now compared to female chavs
>>545245682put the ugly fat woman in charge of lawmaking they said
>>545249486>tf>tp
>>545245449Can you even look at a picture of a womans naked butt from behind in bongland now or is that implied facesitting?
>>545245621I still have no clue what the point of all this is or why>>545245682Even knowing a woman is behind this I still don't get itWhy facesitting exactly?I'm almost surprised it doesn't include brap shit since I tend to associate the two together>>545246037Is there some perception among Bongdongs that facesitting is when men sit on women's faces using them like furniture??>>545246636The strangest part is I can't even say this is Jewish behavior because Jews want MORE porn brainrot with ever more degenerate fetishesThey've always been consistent with that and banning any sort of porn always makes Jews kvetch So right now I'm just at a loss trying to make sense what the hell is even going on hereAre these genuine Angloid feminists and Christians breaking free of Jews and immediately being retardobongs instead of anything worthwhile?
>>545245402>ball smothering is still legal
>>545250420the intention was to ban choking (which is funny because a lot of women watch that porn), so they just made a law banning all breathplay which includes a lot of femdom
Man, the Thing I find out on pol! I had no idea face sitting thing was even a thing, let alone porn. I do truly live under a rock, sheltered wholesome mind somewhat.
>>545245429>Ball busting still fineGee, I wonder wh- >>545245682You know what? The coming collapse is fine by me. Because even though I'm going to die, people like her will suffer a hundred times more before they get to.
>>545249195>he does not know
>>545250666Face sitting has been a mainstream reference since forever.
>>545250420Presumably for selective reinforcement on politicially inconvenient people, I doupt they are gonna jail everyone with facesitting porn even if their goverment spyware detects it on a computer because they would likely end up having to jail everyone.You will suggest a policy to some local politician (or you will make a slightly edgy facebook post), the politician will take that as a insult to their ego because you are implying they are not perfect beings who have not only done no wrong, but have also done every good. The police officer will come to your house and go though your devices as part of some "random" inspection, find the facesitting porn or just plant an image then claim he did then send you for like 2-5 years to prison.Porn is good for this because it's embarassing to defend, unlike say cat videos or something.
>>545249486shit diet + alcohol and tanning beds since 14 + applying a pound of foundation
>>545245402>Caring about the useless cunts in the YoukayYeah nah
>>545250773
>>545249486>They look retarded.That's the thing, they are retarded
>>545245682It's always ugly womenWhat lack of dick does to a chick
>>545250617What do STDs taste like?
>>545245402Good. People only act when things become desperate. The UK isn't desperate enough. Things have to get worse, so that they can get better.
>>545250617That guy just lost like 5-10iq points
>>545250931Chicos
>illegal in the UK AND the US
>>545245682Why is this Retard Hagus Brapper in charge of ANYTHING!I don't want this bitch to bring my coffee, let alone have any authority whatsoever.THis is the same situation with that Fucking retarded break-dancing girl at the olympics-where everyone is asking " HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE???!!
>>545251208Honestly I hate this disappointing clip. Stupid lazy whore could have done another take.
>>545250617>Those tats I hate Jewish simp culture >Also women watch porn
>>545251244yes you are a whore bruce
>>545251208>the USdisrespect towards national symbols
>>545245402Who give a fuck about the UK
>>545245402oipleased to see the face sitting pic loicense
>>545251208Now thats what I call a smashburger
>>545245848
how far does it have to go to constitute facesitting?is 69ing banned?
>>545246456
>>545245402official source for enacted legal text please?
I have a sudden urge to protest
>>545245429>Jeans Face SittingThis one is so specific that I am absolutely confused. Why does this have to be specific instead of just broadly declaring facesitting as the affected content like it is already done?>Breast smotherWhoever decided on this is genuinely heartless.A woman burying your face in her boobs is wholesome. Imagine getting your face covered by the boobs of a really cute woman. She wraps her arms around your head and plays with your hair. Such a beautiful expression of love.
>>545251556>as long as it stays in the houseWhat kind of logic is this? Yeah, you can practice that certain religion, but only in your own house. Don't let anyone see you doing it. Yeah, you can print that newspaper, but copies need to stay in your house. You can petition the government for grievances, but you gotta do it through zoom.
>>545250617This chink cunt looks disgusting. Only fat white pigs want to taste their asses.
>>545245429Erm. What are they trying to prevent...?
>>545245621So you want the law to be sexist?
>>545245402From whence-forth- When referring to England, it shall no longer be called “Bongland” but “Bongistan”.I better not see anyone picture of a woman smoothering an innocent man with her anus on 4chan.
>>545252797Having fun
>>545245429Face sitting is illegal but eating ass isnt.Only difference is orientation.
>>545250617Fencing response. Dude lost some brain cells from this assuming it’s real. How much of a faggot do you have to be to let a woman choke you out and not even stop her? Literally just fling the 80lb Asian slut off of you.
>>545252797>Erm. What are they trying to prevent...?everything
>>545247823Who's the artist?
>>545245402good. fucking degenerate brainrott. claustrophobichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IYSJcNDpmI&list=RD-IYSJcNDpmI
>>545250406>Shit like this is why I will have to pay 3x more from electricityThat fucking big ass asteroid that has our planet targeted cant come soon enough. Also lmoa at bongs
>>545245682Would
>>545245402Time of puritanism coming back.
>>545252747I assume it's to entirely avoid having to determine if it's "obscenity" or not. Obscenity is generally not protected by 1A, but the exception is that it doesn't matter if it's kept private.
>>545245402
>>545245429What a faggot countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjM3tD2p4Y
>>545252193>This one is so specific that I am absolutely confused. Why does this have to be specific instead of just broadly declaring facesitting as the affected content like it is already done?never seen jeans porn hans?i thought you knew it allguess if there's no shit in them there's no thrill but then it becomes just scat porn innit?jeans were made by jews same as majority of porn btwthey make your balls overheat and damage the production
>>545245682>maybe if i ban porn , i will get laid finally
>>545247050Some nigger probably does
>>545245570I love facesitting and foot smother.
>>545245402GIWTWM
>>545250617
>>545245402its a start
>>545252797danger. the problem was they had a few people kick the bucket or paralyze themselves doing this. basically, they take safety seriously. when someone shot up a school in england like 30 years ago they took gun control seriously and now here we are, london having basically no shootings at all and americas schools look like vietnamthats it. thats why your 4 times more likely to be murdered in the usa over the uk, because when someone dies they do something about it, generally.
