Now guess which one is Republican and which one is Democrat
>werecuck vs simpireImagine not being a LichAD.
>>545254848Why are vampires so much cooler than furry smelly beasts?
>>545254848Which one will lick peanut butter off my balls?
>>545254848Vampire does zero DPS, and has worse healingWho the fuck balanced this?
women would rather fuck the werewolf
>>545254848It's strange because while Jews/vampires themselves have democrat ideology it's the republican party that is zionist. I guess jews have it set up so either way they win. https://www.jewishelectorateinstitute.org/p7734
>>545254991People actually embody these archetypes and thrn their powers subtly manifest
>>545255073Do you want a real answer? It's because starting on the 90s jews launched a massive coordinated media campaign to make vampires cool and sexy in the public eye. In reality vampires are not "cool" at all, you've just been brainwashed.
>>545254848>wolf venom
>>545254991I almost dropped my coffe, FPBP
>>545255391
I pick human wizard
>>545255901Dark Souls 1 has the player be such an asshole and there’s absolutely nothing that can be done about it
>>545255826Vampires are literally disease ridden faggot allegories.
>>545255967more like allegories for the blood sucking elites who perpetuate themselves by draining their fellow man and 'seducing' ( abusing) their women
>>545254848Vampires are trannies so they are democrats.
>>545255826Their fatal flaw was that they’re fundamentally incompatible with human society because they drink human blood, they made it all gay by removing all of the hard counters to a vampire and making them barely worse than a mild allergic reaction if they even work at all, and they can get away with drinking animal blood. There’s literally no reason for anyone human to NOT be a vampire, it’s existing in the natural state of a human except better in every way. The fatal flaw in this scenario is stagnation because you see vampires who just end up attending high school for 200 years because they have no reason not to, which is totally retarded.
>>545254991>t. ghoul who believes he's a lichVampires only tolerate you as humans tolerate dogs, it's time to stop these insane delusions for good.
>>545254848why did you think this AIslop was worth posting here0 chance you're not some retarded browncel
>>545256252>0 chance you're not some retarded browncelWe don't talk about ourselves here, Tyrone
>>545254848they are both the same entity, matches the controlled ops.
>>545255967Yes except vampires aren't allegories they are vey real. Plenty of stories of a certain group draining and drinking the blood of gentile children. The werewolf is an allegory for the "wolf" or "animal" "spirit" inside all men of European descent.
>>545255285Probably the werewolf
>>545255334Idk it's just a random card game but I chose it because it was halloween-themed.
>>545254848Werewolf is Republican, pic related
>>545256156Indeed. Jews could not stand the old classic depiction of vampires but in their hubris they removed every aspect and confliction that made for interesting stories in the first place.
>>545256493brutal dogpill
Wolves hunted jews, then jews made up stories about werewolves attacking (((vampires))) to the J word as always.Anyway, werewolves are not republicans and vampires are jews and republicans/democrats are zionists until they get a decent pair of sunglasses to see with.
>>545255334Dude what are you on about? Blur is fucking OP. 0 damage for 3 turns?? Ah yes please
>>545254848If listening to Satanic Warmaster has taught me anything, it's that both vampires and werewolves are right-wing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo0XL7TCUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0gw0qB0QUsI would fuck a werewolf. I would fuck a regular wolf. Hell, I'd prefer to fuck a regular wolf. Heil cookie heil Hitler.
>>545258069First video ID begins with Joo, second with Z0g
>>545254848>>545256323>>545255440>>545254991
>>545254848werewolf is democratic because they fuck animalsvampires are republicans because theyre boomers who can only exist by siphoning wealth from others>>545255334Its very clearly an ai image
>>545254848would (left)
>>545255073Yes goyim the vampire are better.Now show him you foreskin ,there are blood to be suck out.
>>545254991>Pile of skeleton with some rotting flesh.You get oneshoted in 1v1 not even your Jewish magic can save you.
>>545256493
>>545254848werewolf is the trad european optionvampires are inherently jewish
