>Andy Burnham ‘open’ to calls for Britain to formally apologise for slaveryhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262061/andy-burnham-open-apology-slavery>Man arrested over ‘Labour’s monsters’ anti-Semitic postershttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/31/man-arrested-over-labours-monsters-anti-semitic-posters/>Met Police warns protesters that they will ALL be arrested if they attend Palestine Action support demonstration this weekendhttps://www.gbnews.com/news/palestine-action-met-police-protesters-arrested-support-demonstration-london>B’nai B’rith urges UK to class antizionism as ‘extremist ideology’https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/bnai-brith-antizionism-extremist-sahls4s1
First for…
Plastic sex-pumpkins
Sex pumpkins, ditch the plastic
Josh Team in on halloween? In inbred costume? Oh, it's not a costume!
>>545257620If Burnham had the room in the budget, he'd be paying them all out. But who's he to apologise on behalf of Britain. Its not like we were all slave masters was it. Not like we were all at it. Not like I even benefited from it. So leave me out of the apology
sex ditch the pumpkins
Any you lads ever pumped a pumpkin?
Happy Halloween, niggers.
Sex in ditches, with pumpkins
>>545257773doesnt seem very good as a onahole
Sex in pumpkins with Warwick Davies.
>>545257856>think of the soup
>>545257840That's really edgy, in 2016.
Warwick Davis pumpkin sex arse in a ditch
>>545257954>Warwick Davis pumpkin sex arseBrit/pol/ business idea #319
ƒigaroooo
Dogging in ditches with Warwick Davis themed sex pumpkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
Watching Warwick Davis get molested by a pumpkin in the Asda disabled toilets accompanied by cauldron
Look at the posts in this thread. Its dog shit. Why do any of you even bother posting this drivel.
Cheese on toast
>>545258183it's vibes bro
>>545258200Quite logical legally. It may prejudice the decision. The crime was rape and being and asylum seeker is not illegal.
>>545258183Play with your goebbels sex arse
>>545258183superstition, fear and jealousy
cauldron raped Warwick Davis in a disabled toilets on a services on the M1 then had a burger king
>>545257792Trillions need to die.
>>545258183>gay sex in the houses of commons toilets with a twink.Happy now?
>>545258183*cough* politics gentlemen >vote restore, get labour
>>545257620So we're all in agreement society is about to collapse right? Between the worldwide warnings to stockpile from multiple governments, the US military drills and the promise of more attacks on Iran and the Iranian threat to destroy key global infrastructure if they get bombed more its all going to go to shit, to say nothing about unchecked russian expansion across europe affecting the energy and food markets too.Has anyone else started prepping? I'm stockpiling tinned food and water, plus some stuff like pasta/rice (I know I should prioritise things that don't need water to cook, but a little variety is surely ok). I've ordered an electric generator that takes solar panels or wall power with a 4500w peak, and I have a solar panel on the way so I can at least have a very minimal amount of power available. I only have 100L of water stocked in some plastic jugs atm. Not sure whether to get some new bins to fill with water + plastic lining and a little plasttic outside shed to store them in or not for more water or just order more jugs.
personally I like the old spider man fingering technique. You put your middle and ring finger up and use your little and pointer finger to sort of lock them in for when she starts squirming about the place like a fish out of water. Then when shes frothing that’s when I hit her with the cock tease, get into a missionary position with your bellend just in her hole and you can kiss her neck, they usually grab you by the bum and push you in themselves
Chicken royale, extra cheese
>>545258446too many words for me senpai
>>545258183I only post occasionally to set the seethers off. Basically, if you aren't a depressed neet that hates women, is poor, thrives on the more basic conspiracy theories and think tracksuits are haute couture then you're going to be inundated with seethery.It's incredibly entertaining.
>>545258448How would this work if hypothetically it was you and Warwick Davies in the Commons toilets?
>>545258446Got weed and pot noodles, am ready for anything
>>545258200Pakis are civilized gentlemen. The king knows best.
>>545258446dont they give you guys a fresh script, this is ridiculously boring
>hates Halloween because it's too "American">wants to import American Trump-style conservatismAverage boomer mindset
>>545258498There’s never only two in a commons toilet
>>545258553>Pakis are civilized gentlemen. The king knows best.
>>545258183its mostly spammers trying to derail it
just farted
>>545258584Everything of value created in the last 70 years is American.
>>545258725why are you derailing this important meeting of the mind
>>545258558A 25%+ increase to energy prices will cripple large sections of the economy and the increases to minimum wage will do nothing to convince companies to not fire people as the cost of everything goes up to cover this. There is no good outlook unless you just plug your ears and pretend its all ok, which you are perfectly entitled to do. Anyway whats the harm in stocking up on food and water? I'm getting long lasting stuff, if I just end up eating and drinking it normally and the apocalypse doesn't happen then great, it shit does go south then I'm prepared and have a caloric safety net.
>>545258379>Trillions need to die
I don't think this thread is boring enough yet to resort to talking about our celebrity MP gossip for another 8 hours of fangirling like faggots.I'm going to leave so you can admire each others funko-pop MP sex-arse collections in peace.
>>545258751i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)
>>545258743Black kangz invented all of those
>>545258682God anointed him, which means he knows what he’s doing. Trust the king.
>>545258805goodbye blart
dogscran seethes at halloween because he's too old to get free handouts
>>545258446prepping is for normies. I'm already eyeing up which of my neighbours I'm going to eat first, for water I'll just drink from puddles and a stream that’s near my house. Soon as they start panic buying bogroll Doris is fucking getting it. Nosey bitch, she's been dying to see what the inside of my house looks like, I'll just say can you come round and help me pick out wallpaper samples please? Need a woman’s touch. Then before she can ask what the big pot is for BOSH. She'll get to see the inside of my chest freezer. I'll have Doris curry, Doris kebab, Doris BBQ, hunters Doris, Sunday roast Doris, Doris stew, Doris casserole, Doris wellington etc
>>545258806>sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks i dont get it...?
>>545258919it's an old german joke
>>545258835Das rite
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262105/islamic-state-jihadist-rapes-taunton-woman
>>545258800didn't readask for the new script you need it
>>545258805Get back to the shopping centre you flabby bore
>>545258959>sneed walks into shop and buys chucks shop>german audience breathless, clapping and cackling this is how most german jokes go
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmlylx9gqndjo>Emily Atack backs call for school uniform ban in pornLatest washed up foid opinion just dropped, doubly funny looking at the role she used to play
>>545259073Yikes
>>545259103this is all gearing up for state produced porn
>>545258987>Islamic StateUmmmmmm, it's Daesh?????????????
>>545259176honestly let them have a gocan't be worse than some of the shite i've seen
>>545259103ffs..... What about the quintessential dead schoolgirl Halloween costumes. And what is a school uniform, like does a shirt and tie count?>>545259176It wouldn't surprised at all if within about ten years they've basically expunged all porn that's not digital watermarked and tied to a driver's license or passport. Very realistic possibility given the current trend.>t. online nudity enjoyer since the 90s
>>545259103There's hardly any of it about and the actresses they use look too old for it to be any good anyway.
>>545259278porn isn't good for you anyway unless it's japanese
>>545258987that’s not very rapey is it? He even brought some booze round for her
>>545259176>state produced pornfuck, imagine. all the loop holes and propaganda requirements they'd have to jump through. It'd just be a badly acted episode of eastenders with a shag at the end
>>545259176Literally 1984
>>545259358easy millions for news presenters on the tablelateral move within the orgnaga munchetty
>>545259103>Their petition has been signed more than 40,000 timesA whole 0.08% of the electorate waow!
>>545259405>spanking and faux schoolgirls are both banned nowkek
>>545259103Also 16 is legal here and schoolgirls can be 16 years of age so they want to ban the portrayal of something that is perfectly legal?..
>>545257619>went to Leicester todayB L E A KImagine places like that after an EMP disabled the national grid for a year...
>>545259405>spanking stories was pornosecwhat the actual fucki found it in an 'edge by the motorway and wanked me cock silly style
>>545259435its not viable, a leap too far not to be a party pooper. normies would not accept that>i would m'lady naganormies would not
>>545259530>Our government is more prudish than the one from 1984
Absolute goycattle
>>545259562i dont have any mental model for normies since covid
>>545259103legal status?do i have to bin my dvd?
>>545259596"In support," of whom?
>>545259664arent you employed? my memory is a storm
>>545259735don't remind me ughthough i'm not sureschrodingers employment since paris
This used to be a normal way to launch a female popstar
Yuh mudda fat ass?
>>545259788oof sound like some dramas happenedwell fill your boy sosban in on it then brother
Imagine a sneaky EMP over London.
Let's talk about EMP attacks on the UK mainland.
I wonder if it's legal to do porn dressed up like a baby, wearing a bib, nappies, and a dummy? Like, you're obviously not an infant but would you get in trouble?
>>545260035
>>545259729"Israel"
who else ordering wogslop tonight so a BAME will have to take part in Halloween technically by knocking my door. Might even ask what he's come as, give him a little bag or haribo cola bottles
What about the endless stream of schoolgirls who dance on social media in their uniform? Did nasty men make them do it?
>>545260148>give him a little bag or haribo cola bottlesMake sure they're the ones which still have pork gelatin
>>545258183seething because we were talking about sex in the last
>>545260148Think I'd rather pin myself to the kitchen counter by driving a fork through my foreskin.
>>545258682Was Frodo a Paki?
>>545259847Well i got beaten up, and then detained by french policei was messaging work 'sorry i can't come in i feel a lil dizzy'
>>545260035There's a rugrats porn parody with a very contrived line at the start about how they're actually all adults.
>>545259512"Probably foreign bots fomenting dissent and creating division, making us chase our own tail"See how fun it can be
>>545260198You is a nonce
do brits celebrate halloween?what do they dress as? fish and chips? xD
Has anyone had any experience with civilian Faraday hardening?
>>545260198don't give them ideas
>>545260259i disappeared from work one day and directors were searching the grounds to make sure I didnt die on site on lmaowhat was the beating about?
>>545260356Parents dress kids as dated sitcom characters for Facebook
>film a porno in doggy style>rozzers break through your door for beastiality
>>545260403it was about getting my bank cards
>>545260490well explain you knob full story
>>545260526No
>Poundland pressured to go into administration by American 'turnaround specialist' Gordon Brothers who bought them for £1 and gave them a £30m loan>Business is solvent and sales grew in the last year>Other parties keen to take over>Gordon Bros not responding>12,000 workers about to be out of a job>CEO is called Norma KuntzEvery single time
>>545260573you're not deploying this again.....
>>545259103clever isn't it how the government pretends to be anti something (porn) but is in fact tacitly promoting it. Similar is the media calling whores "porn stars", that's classic jewish subversion
>>545260613>buy Poundland for £1Cheaper than what's sold in their shops
tfw you forgot it was Halloween and just body slammed a toddler dressed as a zombie because you thought it was real
>>545260643>you're not deploying this again.....
alri la
>>545257856>hr gigermore like hrt nigger
>>545260350>nonceOnly low IQ people use that word.
>>545260741Yeah I'm low iq, but that's better than being a nonce
>>545260035thats a legit kink called DD/LG
>>545260613Very sardonic.
>>545260783the implication being that nonces are high iq
>>545260783people who are low IQ are more likely to be nonces and it scales downwardshence why bogdan was born with a 100% chance of being a nonce
>>545260681thats like 2 laptops ago i got the ai to do it
>>545260668For me it was the normalisation of the term "sex worker", completely incomprehensible term
>>545260826
>>545260881wouldn't affect liverpool cos none of us can afford leccy anyway
>>545260826The business is getting canned.It's very sardinic.
Im so happy that racist gammons across the country will be livid that over 80K is going to refugee causes#CelebrityTraitors
>>545260844i mean....
>>545260889>𐤀𐤋𐤓𐤉 𐤋𐤀
>nice day, go outside>go to coffee shop>table next to me a disabled dysgenic muslim boy watching repeating youtube clips>dysgenic parents>i just know i'm subsiding their life >go home
>>545260917It would likely fuck up or totally fry most or all unhardened civilian electronic devices as well as commercial devices. I don't know what hardening emergency services have but I'd imagine most hospital systems would be gone.
>Iz it coz I iz jewish?
>>545259103
>>545260881>Let's talk about EMP attacks on the UK mainland.I tried asking the AI about that ages ago while working on my lottery win goon cave bunker plans.It wasn't able to provide a very specific answer because there isn't enough publicly available information and the calculations/variables are too complex apparently.The induced voltages can be in the thousands over a metre length of conductor within a mile or so of it going off apparently.Wouldn't surprise me if vast amounts of it aren't actually tested or designed to withstand it at all on the basis of>A.) cost and impracticality and>B.) hu hu, I should imagine we'd have bigger problems if a nuclear bomb had gone off
>>545261034>UNNAh yes, the guy who thinks all space travel is a hoax and that Macron's wife is a tranny
>>545261072lots of words but what does it mean?
>>545261023its saturday mate
>>545258183Every time I come into this general out of morbid curiosity it's just people complaining about stupid shit like the price of their sausage roll going up.
>>545261034https://www.timesofisrael.com/sacha-baron-cohen-backlash-to-new-ali-g-part-of-trend-to-silence-jews/Um, technically he said that because of boycotts, not because it failed
>>545261072Try asking it about the range and damage of EMP attacks on the UK mainland. I don't have or use AI except for the feature included on search engines now.
*quietly and solemnly does the monster mash as though a soldier fulfilling his duty in front of tourists*
>>545261159Yes it is.
>>545261196There's no way it's going to be able to answer that. It's virtually guaranteed it'd mangle at least some of the data centres and phone network up though.
>>545261055https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-9880513/Emily-Atack-resurrects-Charlotte-Big-Jugs-dresses-schoolgirl-INFLATES-bust.html>Published: 16:41, 10 August 2021 | Updated: 17:50, 10 August 2021Bit funny innit
>>545261230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdHxUXf2CE
>>545261247what you doing doommongering on a saturday?
>>545261308That reminds me>shpokey_cat.peng
The Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution emphasizes the principle of federalism, stating that any powers not granted to the federal government—nor prohibited to the states—belong to the states or to the people.That said, should an unelected leader be capable of ever singlehandedly carrying out Manifest Destiny across the country?Ipso Facto #1
>>545261294fucking kek
Ex-Army coke head lad got his compensation
>>545261271It gives me some reasonable answers, but it can generate different answers for a question worded exactly the same but asked several times.The gist was there are different types of EMP and how much range and damage they have depends on which is used and how and where it's detonated. A proper HEMP can destroy entire countries, having a range of over a thousand miles.I think it's better idea to not let AI summarise the information for you and do the research manually.
>natalia imbruglia torn hitting hard i might have flung myself too far
>>545261308It's a normal conversation about British military, political and civilian matters. I don't see what day it's held on makes any difference.
>>545261549This should be the default style of the website really. Feel like I can now easily see every comment at once without having an aneurism.
