Imagine working a bum ass entry level teenager job and a teenager who's future is way brighter than yours decides to play with you like the pathetic serf you are and you decide to have a full melt down and as you're doing that it finally hits you how your adult life didn't turn out how you thought it would when u imagined it as a child. and now your ebegging other 9to5 losers because your special for some reason. just a pure broke failure
>>545276181He's now richer than you and that little faggot combined btw. Cope and seethe.
>>545276181I happy for that guy
>>545276280it's way more just like him I see at my local grocery store
Zoomers are so retarded, holy shit
>>545276181that made im half a mil, reddit is powerful indeed.
I can't wait for zoomers to get drafted.
>>545276280what do you mean? there's 50 thousand more millennials just like him.
>>545276181>and a teenager who's future is way brighter than yoursKek you have no idea how bad things are for zoomers and gen alpha, they have the roughest future of any generation
>>545276181>Work at Walmart part time.>Some faggot on /pol/ mocks it.>Tells me to get a real job.>Used to have a real job building houses until some Mexican crushed me with a shitty king stud he never hung right.>Done more with my life then the nepo babies posting here.>I'm somehow going nowhere because I have a job and put food on the table.
>>545276181Now he’s going to buy properties and charge wagie millennials like yourself rent until you die from depression, exhaustion, or AIDS
>thinks people get promoted passed the "entry level"Most of the people I see stocking shelves are middle aged 30-40 year old boomers unironically.The first 2 or so jobs after you finish school whether that's college/uni/high school are roughly the peak of your career. You don't keep moving up regardless of how well you do your job.
>>545276181>Teenager with bright future>Unemployed nuisance streamerI side with the boomer on this one
>>545276429We understand the world and got to have experiences you never dreamed of. Now that we are in power we created AI to replace your entire generation. You are nothing but an unimportant afterthought at this point
>>545276181imagine being a zoomer and spending shitloads of time and money to achieve the stupidest haircut in history that makes you look like a mulatto
oh my god send this man 600grand, someone played a sound effect in his general direction!
Do wagie nigger cattle really get bugged by zoomies at work? Lol
Im shocked a white person even works that job. In California its spics for retail and jeets for convinince stores
>>545276620>30-40 year old boomersit's annoying that people keep calling millennials boomers, when they're distinctive generational groups.
>>545276737I bet zoomer wouldn't try that shit on a fucking nigger because he is a pussy ass bitch
>>545276181You kikes are really on a mission to shame this working white man.It's really quite pathetic.
>>545276620To samefag, you really need to maneuver your career, switch jobs, and play political games if you want to succeed.90% of the people I worked with 5 years ago (technical field) have unironically taken a step back in their careers after being laid off and their jobs outsourced to India. These are 30year old that paid their dues by working an entry level job. They're making less than 60k in leafbucks. The two exceptions were me and another guy that strategically left the company for a higher paying job. >>545276799no one currs you 30yo boomer faggotYes I read the meme Strauss-Howe generations book
>>545276181Those delivery men make bank. I was friends with one who worked for Lays, dude is making $90k a year and reports to nobody
>>545276181imagine you're exactly the kind of faggot that makes "timmy" threads about how based niggers are for having melties over whites calling them niggers, then also makes threads like thisso are niggers having melties over words cringe, or is this based?
>>545276181The Apple Pay prank videos are a brilliant comment on society. The formula encapsulates the absurdity and stupidity of modern culture combined with the effects of technology in an intergenerational context.These young pranksters "stealing" boomer money from their iPhones are doing God's work.
>>545276181You never know the hand life dealt this dude to lead him there. I assume the brat playing basic pranks on people will have a harder time landing a real job because youtube is not a career
>>545277009should be getting sued for using people's faces and shit without model releases for monetization purposes
>>545276181CC: LambrightYou wouldn't be able to hold nor maintain a delivery route.Suck a bag of dicks.
>>545276964>no one currs you 30yo boomer faggotit's weird that young people say this kind of thing as if being 30 is old, or as if they won't be 30 very soon lol
>>545277053Lambright is dead, someone's wearing him here like a skin suit
PSA: inorganic Chink crypto spam thread.
>>545276181This is the 100th thread you made about this.Nigger.
>>545277009>The formula encapsulates the absurdity and stupidity of modern culture combined with the effects of technology in an intergenerational context.are you not going to elaborate? this is a hella loaded claim.
>>545277139that part is LLM written, can literally see it
He's got 4 kids and a loving wife.The zoomer got arrested and will die a genetic dead end
>>545276316Are you an actual nigger?
>>545277128You might be right. This has chink spam written all over it. I wouldn't be surprised if all these slop threads leading up to the midterms came from chinks.
>>545277211>can literally see itwhere?why do you people just assert things as if they are a given, and then never talk about how you got to that conclusion, which is the only part anyone should really care about?
>>545277297>where?this part that looks exactly like the output of an LLM>>545277009>The Apple Pay prank videos are a brilliant comment on society. The formula encapsulates the absurdity and stupidity of modern culture combined with the effects of technology in an intergenerational context.
idk what to say if you can't see it, use them more frequently?
no human that's not some make-work corporate-speak zombie talks like that
>>545276181This dude got like, $400k raised for him on givesendgo all for sperging out on retarded boomer irl nuisance streamers. B A S A D OASADO
>>545277343>it looks exactly like the output of an LLMI don't know what you think this means, or whether your thoughts on the matter are even based in reality. You're not saying anything interesting here.
I don't know what this is about and I'm not going to look into it further.
>>545277525why did you make a post then? just looking for some attention?
>>545277486>I don't know whether your thoughts on the matter are even based in reality.>aka "I don't know what I'm talking about but I don't like you and think I'm a "troll" so I'm just going to act like I do anywayokhave fun with that
>>545277260>You might be right. This has chink spam written all over it.It's literally a cryptocurrency.A red baron "memecoin'I would link you to the page where you can invest in this memecoin, but all links to that crypto platform have been banned sitewide on 4chan.Because of relentless chink crypto spam.Which is what this thread is.
ywnbart btw
>>545276181men like him pay for your unemploymentnigger
>>545276181>a teenager who's future is way brighterNot even with a 4 year degree. *whose
>>545277591Sure thing brother. Have fun typing random words on the internet and pretending they are valuable to other people.
>>545277074>implying I'm not already a 30year old boomer
>>545276181>$712k gofundme >get harassed by niggers>become a millionaireKEK
>>545277688long as you keep replying, especially with nothing but vague asshurt, I must be doing something right, right? right
>>545276181YOU LOST TRANNY! Walt got half a million dollars and you are an incel posting on 4chan
go on and prove that one wrong for me like the contrarian basic bitch you are
>>545277009I think they should just be shot not because they’re zoomers or anything but because the “prank/social experiment” video makers are cringe
FIRE UP THE OVENS FOR THE HATERS
>>545276316>it's way more just like him I see at my local grocery storeare you mentally retarded or having a stroke?
Also Red Baron is the only major frozen pizza brand that is not owned by nestle. Walter (4 kids) is a family man working for a family owned company who resists black rock you fucking kikes are just mad they wont sell out
>>545277860I can literally go to my local grocery store and find more losers like him
>>545276181>Claim you robbed somebody >Get arrested/nearly assaulted>OMG how can this happen to me?!Wow, it's almost like retail outlets have no chill about being stolen from or something.
>>545276181>retarded neet fanficthats nice lil zoomzoom go apply for some jobs
>>545277343Your mutt mom is the output of an LLM you absolute mongoloid faggot.>>545277139Boomers get exposed as the ignorant and self-righteous idiots that they are.Technology's fallacious convenience value proposition gets exposed as the faustian bargain double-edged sword that it is.Boomers and big tech BTFO, what's not to love?
>>545276181except that's the opposite of reality, dumbass. no zoomer has a "bright future", they're going to face hyperinflation and are not gonna get any social security. meanwhile this guy got thousands of dollars for free and is a minor e-celebrity now (valuable due to attention economy). cope, faggot.
>>545278085I literally trade options and make way more than that dumb ass peon and you combined. there is nothing noble about being a fukin loser. no reward and being a carpet
>>545278012He doesnt work for a grocery store, he works for red baron as a distributer you fucking retards act like hes just a stock boy, he fucking drives the trucks an makes deliveries to the stores in his region. Its not a bare basic minimum wage job.
>>545278104>Your mutt mom is the output of an LLM you absolute mongoloid faggot.so does that make me an LLM? and you're arguing with an LLM THIS asshurpedly?nice BTFO of me, bro, I'm rekt, how would I ever recover
>>545278141sure you do you probably have like 5 on robin hood you fucking tard.
>>545276181>teenager who's future is way brighter than yours*was. That kid's going to rope now because he tried to pull this unfunny stupid stunt and the internet wants him dead.
>wasting time working as a teen>instead of using those precious, fleeting, cell-divisive years learning actual skills, educating the brain, and refining the body>thusly dun goofing in an econimic environment wherein whatever you do that is not a kinetic skill, will soon be supplanted by All Indians (both algorithmic, and bipedal)NotGoingToMakeIt
>>545276181>Translation: A degenerate nigger trying to make money off of a guy with a family who is a struggling productive member of society.Op is a faggot
>>545278207nope. more like 6 figures on my TD Ameritrade right now. you work that bum loser job. get diluted with inflation and that stolen value goes right into the market for me to catch. I get to watch the line go up and down listening to music making bank while you stay poor. just as capitalism intended.
>>545278274he's working a entry level job and is a loser failure like so many others.
>>545278329>>545278364and anecdotal evidence backed by nothing is worth, what, exactly
>>545277602An astute observer will notice none of the comments after my post appear to be organic.They are merely argumentive and name-calling, probably generated by LLM.This pointless bickering is intended only to bump the thread and keep it on the catalog.There is no genuine conversation between humans here.
>>545276333>>545276426>>545276438Seething and graying old niggers lmao
>>545278329>you work that bum loser jobno i dont nigga i dont work lower your tone when talking to me bitch
>>545278458beep boopboop beep?
>>545278425tell me what job you work. I obviously touched some 9to5 peon feelings
>>545276181>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, do not redeemLol, LMAO even
>>545278669I work as a gigolo exclusively in your mom's zip codesorry about all the noise
>>545276181Direct-to-Store delivery drivers are generally no younger than 21 and typically hold a Commercial Driver's License (CDL) covered under their employer's corporate fleet insurance. This is not a job for a teenager—they aren't just stocking shelves for a single store, but acting as a distributor who delivers to multiple grocery stores across a county or regional territory each day.This is NOT a job for a teenager, he's not stocking shelves for this one grocery. He's a distributor for Red Baron that delivers to 5-8 grocery stores per day and drives all over the country.
>>545278329>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, this is Intel support please give Amazon log in and bank log in Lol, LMAO even
>>545278244i must be the only one who doesnt even know what this threads aboutgay
>>545278669why would you mock poor people? especially if you are wealthy, i dont get it, do you have nothing to do yourself? what is wrong with you
>>545276181imagine you're smarter than a cat
>>545278364>Saars, he is servantLol, LMAO evenThat's nice suhkdeep, turn on pump 3 now.
>>545278364DSD Sales/Merchandiser isnt entry level though. He probably has his CDL since he drives a company truck and hes also doing the ordering and merchandising
>>54527724550/50 chance any American flag is a spic nigger
>>545276498if walmart cannot give you a full time position stop working for them immediately and seek something else if you canthey are truly the most evil kiked out corporation that exists in an increasingly brown world
>>545278781In America we name our companies after historic german heroes, in this case Red Baron pizza named after the famous ww1 ace pilot, the red baron.
>>545276181>it's okay to disrupt others' lives because they are lower on the social totem poleFuck off. You should treat your countrymen with courtesy and charity. Do and be better, unironically.
>>545278844It's a jeet slave trying to farm izzat by implying that it is above a payed employee that is trusted to work unsupervised with thousand of dollars in inventory.
Zoomers should be in prison for the way they treat us. Don't get me wrong we never loved old people growing up, but this is elder abuse!
>>545276543That zoomzoom now has a criminal record and will have to get a shitty job. At least vendors get to leave the store after 2 hours. Zoomzoom will be stuck at the store for 8 hours, if he can even get a job. Lol, lmao even.
>>545278364You write like a sub 80 iq nigger, thoughbeit. Im sure me comparing you to a nigger will somehow be taken as a compliment.
>>545278780I know alot of indians on telegram that are richer than most ameicans from phising bank account logins from stupid old americans. lol so dont shit on them
Teenager hands typed OP's post. He's a young faggot who hasn't gotten to the age where all normies peer pressure you into compliance with shitty jobs to pay everyone else what they demand. I'm over the NEET cope of smug pepe contrarianism and everyone pretending they're so happy living with mommy and daddy. This site always hid it's misery behind mocking everyone else.That's what's more pathetic than being a wagie.
>>545278886its a lowskill job that a teenager can do. he deserves his shitty life like many others like him. I see them everyday at the grocery store
>>545279137I'm a successful day trader. your projection does nothing for me
>>545279116>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, us Indians have lahks of izzatLol, LMAO even
>>545278983I always thought older people were fine and never really considered their age to be detrimental. Every old person was once young so they know what its like. I always hit up my older family members for advice and it never steered me wrong. I cringe thinking about the stupid shit I thought was the totality of my reality when I was a teenager. People that play this generational divide shit past the age of 18 are guaranteed failures. Its the gayest shit ever.
>>545279192again, sorry about keeping you up at night, bro, gotta make the cash while your mom is still around
>>545279192teenagers cant drive semis you fucking dip shit.
>>545279252lol it's alot of 3rd world people that are young with more money than most americans. cry harder
>>545279292>when you can't pick a contrarian lane so just multi-lane drift into all of them possible
you will never be a real troll
>>545279192>>545279240Suhkdeep everyone know you are a jeet, it's obvious from OP and ever other post ITT attempting to farm izzat. Your a sub 80 iq scammer, with an expiring H1b.
>>545279373scammers from all over the world make alot of money scaming americans. you just dont know whats out there
>he filtered me
das rite you did
>>545276498Go to college and unfuck yourself. Thats what I did. Fuck construction and absolutely fuck working at all for less than $50/hr. Same situation here. Used to be a tradiefag. Got injured. "Lol, good luck". Now im a civil engineer making just over 6figs (project manager). Uni sucked balls but it was worth it.
Where's the original vid of this freakout? I can only find voice-overs, commentaries and reaction vids from grifting faggots.
>>545279292>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, I got pennies on the dollar for gift cardsLol, LMAO even
>>545278364Life isn’t a movie screen baby
>>545279441>Head bobling intensifies >Saars, scammingeans better >Bathes in cow dungLol, LMAO even
>>545279681>
>>545279116Heres a protip, zoomoid. People you meet on the internet lie and if you haven't shaken someone's hand then you haven't met them let alone know them.
>>545279753>LLM appeal to authority>clipped screenshot not showing promptmighty basic bitch of you
>>545276181That Zoomer will most likely never get to have 1 kid, let alone 4 of them.This guy won.
>>545279786I'm on telegram damn near everyday. indians make bank. you think all that you see is all that's there
>>545276181Kill all YouTubers who go out and annoy ppl for views.
>>545279753yea the scum of the earth scams. its not honorable.
>>545276181nah the boomer was based
>>545279835>I'm effectively a discordfaggotI could have told you that from what you think of as "trolling" alone
>>545279786You just described yourself. The lack of self awareness you're displaying is incredible. Good luck with whatever this is. Im out
>>545278880That video is from Brazil and the woman depicted is Gisele Bündchen, also brazilian
>>545279893Meant for >>545279835Im now out. This thread is gay.
>>545278364Still infinitely more productive than a literally who content creator prankster
>>545279989still no idea how they're not getting suedcommercial productions that make money can't go around on the street filming passerby and not blurring their faces and shit for monetization use without getting model releases signed by every personthis monetization prank shit should work exactly the same way
>>545276181Yeah the "humilation content streamer" kid who can barely even communicate has a really bright future. Fucking moron
>>545278174Exactly this. OP is a faggot
>>545279240>I'm a successful day traderThis is a lie
>>545280048The law hasn’t caught up with technology. Amazing things are happening on /v/ right now.
>>545278329>more like 6 figures on my TD Ameritrade right now.This is a lie
>>545280388in this case, it wouldn't really need to, just needs one precedent lawsuit, and with the way the laws are the monetization makes it a very easy call for a judgecan only think EITHER none of these people getting pranked think of this, OR, they're in on it and sign model releases
>>545278458>none of the comments after my post appear to be organic.Do any of the replies between my previous post and this one appear to be organic?To me they all seem like third-worlders with AI bumping a thread with pointless name-calling.There is no real conversation here. Just thirdies keeping their memecoin spam thread on the catalog with cut-and-paste replies from a LLM agent.Dead (third world) Internet
>>545276280Not for long. People like him who chance into money lose it fast.
>>545280464who are you talking to?
Don't prank people you don't know, you could get stabbed, the only exception is messing with bike thieves because that's hilarious.
>>545280388>amazing things>it's just splicing two games together that don't actually interact in any meaningful wayfuck off back to your containment board tranny niggerfaggot
>>545280498just himself, I guess >>545280464keep us updated on the concern trolling bit broski
>>545277718So you're just a retard. Got it.
>>545278141>there is nothing noble about being a fukin loser.You would probably know better than anyone
>>545276498Probably a (coddled and privileged, at that) younger Zoomer (oldest Zoomers are like 30 now) or Gen Alpha giving you shit for that.When we’re teens or kids, even young adults based on how sheltered we are from consequences and “the real adult-world” (for instance, in college and not necessarily paying or working their way through it), it’s WAY too easy to be a smug dickhead to people older than you, lack empathy, and not realize what a rocky road adulthood and supporting yourself can be.When I was younger I said some shithead comments to my older sisters that I now regret, mocking and laughing about how “you basically do nothing and have no lives, you don’t really have friends outside of family (etc.)”I now am sorry for being a shithead. And I’m definitely not looking down on people working their way through life, even if it’s an unglamorous job, so long as they’re not doing anything else too bad.
>>545276181>a teenager who's future is way brighter than yours>youtube prankster 10 years after everyone already decided youtube pranksters were the scum of the earthNot even Frank Hassle does his old schtick, and he's retarded
>>545281180everyone I've run into who's heavily into that guy is a completely insufferable discord douchebag
>>545276280So he can now film his fellow citizens just like the zoomer. Seems like his suffering was really all in his head. Now get back to work you useless slob.
>>545276181Why the fuck is everyone so mean today? This could happen to many good, hard-working, well-meaning people and you guys act like it’s some game to bully them into suicide. In a way I can’t blame people for having zero empathy. This is what happens when you’re are left alone in a crib with an iPad as a baby,
>>545276280Are you serious?Failures getting rewarded is such a blackpill.
the one guy was this kid that used to BEG for mod on every altchan he was on, for weeks at a time, and if they were stupid enough to give him mod, he'd do dumb shit like use the wordfilters to change every individual letter to some other random letter, if he could, or just straight start banwiping everyone til the board was blankevery timehated being around if he wasn't being destructively obnoxious in some wayexactly like most self identified "trolls" here would be doing, same mental maturity level
>>545281433buckle up buttercup
>>545279753>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, do not redeemLol, LMAO even When your people are so incompetent that their biggest source of income is scamming.
>>545279835>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, i saw wakinda is on the internetLol, LMAO even
>>545279900Still a jeet, acting like a jeet.
Talk shit get chit. You boys need to learn to behave yourselves
>OP disappeared>new poster after new poster enters, replies to several of just OP's posts, leaves, new enters
>>545281440Pretty much everyone gets a windfall they don't deserve from time to time. How he manages it determines whether he's a failure.
>>545281754still here
>all such posting I was mentioning suddenly dies after mention>OP cycles IPs til he finds the one he started the thread with againwhere ARE my schizo pills, right
lmfao>he totally didn't filter me he just decided to ignore me, til that post
>>545276678that made me kek IRL, thanks for the laugh lil zoomie and keep me updated on how it's going
>>545276181red baron is the best frozen pizza. that man's life is worth more than than every single zoomer faggot on earth combined.
>>545280463This, it only takes one kike to realize he can sue for IP infringement when they film on corporate property.
THE RED BARON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>545276498>success is what I put into the economyngmi
>>545276181>Pretends to commit a crime to a complete random who is busy at work>WTF why are you so mad bro? It's just a prank bro!The most acceptable response would've been to shoot the little nigger, but what happened was sort of acceptable I guess.
>>545276181Why are you mad at this guy?Are you a kike?Are you a chink?What is it? Explain yourself.
>>545278463Your t level is through the floor, broccolihead.
Have you looked at your clerks, servers recently?
>>545276181I kinda wish they both went outside. FAFO
>>545276181I pray that you, specifically you, are beaten to death on sight. I pray that your loved ones throats are slit from ear to ear, you subhuman zoomed nigger.
>>545285822the zoomer mindset is like "hey what the fuck boomer why can't we just nig around someone's business? like chill bro"
>>545276181He didnt ask anyone for money, people set up a gofundme for him because faggots like you and the retard who was fucking with him exist. Retard got his instagram banned btw.
>>545285926>so much seetheyou can't pray that way. God will wash your mouth out with soap wagie
>>545285926Holy shit we are reaching based levels I didn’t know were possible!
>>545276181wagie, wagie get in cagie
>>545277009You can't just take someone's money. On my s26u I have to pull up the card and enter a pin to activate the card, then swipe the phone atbthe point, which pays and resets everything. I don't even have nfc on
>>545285953>muh bisnis>this is muh WAGE we're talking about hereYeah wagie, you real hard. Real man. Topkek
Gay & fake viral marketing campaign by Red Baron who's owned by a South Korean chaebol.
>>545276181>who's future is way brighter than yourslmao
>>545278463good luck on the job search
>>545285926lol I touched your broke bum ass 9to5 feelings. you can't reach me cuz im trading options from the comfort of my home
>>545287484>I'm not a wagie, I'm a tradieweird flex
>>545276181> a teenager who's future is way brighter than yoursThe future of current teenagers is anything but bright unless you mean the bright light of nuclear explosions.
>>545276181Pretty obviously staged
>>545276181Do not fuck with the wagies. If you piss them off and they stop going to work all of civilization will shut down.
>>545286182There is nothing more jewish than going around with a camera annoying strangers going about their day so you can hope to get a bad reaction that you can monetize. Shooting that kid in the stomach wouldn't have been an overreaction.
>>545287866They literally vote for republicans that suppress their wages. they're stupid as fuck
>>545276181>and a teenager who's future is way brighter than yours>tiktok nuisance streamer
>>545279021kek based, fuck the tide pod eaters
>>545287866>threatening people with a good timebring it the fuck on, boot-slurper