me and my mom are going to Sams Club tomorrow to buy some preps. help me make a list of things to get, so far i have >rice >beans>sugar>flour>powdered milk >pasta>oatmeal>canned mackerel or salmon.what else should i get, she said i can get whatever i want.
The government is not going to let people starve before the midterms. And after the midterms all this kabuki theatre shit won't be necessary. Nothing is going to happen.
The three big survival things most people forget are protein, water, and energy. If you have those 3 you can survive for a long time.
>>545278509>The government is not going to let people starve before the midterms.starving before tuesday is a real concern for many americans without constant mcslop and mcburgergoy.
>>545278400If you live in a place that gets cold get a wood burner installed.
>>545278613Don't forget about the shitter. Bucket toilets, a way to discard your waste without attracting rodents and bugs (and raiders).
>>545278509rip>>545278613any protien suggestions >>545278743already heat with a woodstove and have alot of wood stockpiled
>>545279023im just gonna shit out innawoods and just keep pissing off my deck
>>545278400im going to buy some ground beef, some bread, maybe some more cranberry juice, possibly some eggs, and a few bits of canned goods.
>>545278400Schizo faggot prepper thread.
>>545279535the bread will go stale before 90 days i bet
>>545279651you won tranny
>>545278400Gunknife.For when you gotta shootstab a nigger.
>>545279661if they actually do try to take my power or my comfort from me, a lot of people are going to be punished severely. i'm sure some of them will have suitable food supplies to take stock of. DON'T EVER PUT ME TO THE TEST. ESPECIALLY in the WINTER.
>>545278400Buy goddamn essential minerals and multivitamin
>>545279758im buying this knife from alex to i can fund the infowar and be the tip of the spear
>>545279808i bought the knife that the killer from scream uses.
>>545278400more beans
>>545278400>>545278613Dried meat should help a lot with protein intakePemmican would be a godsend if you know how to prepare it or where to buy it.
>>545279787dumbass, you're going to be full of bullet holes.
>>545280009>Pemmicangreat idea. i do have a bunch of hackberry trees loaded up. might make some when i shoot a deer>>545279957i grew a shitload of pinto beans and black eyed peas in my garden this year
>>545280042first of all, that's not my problem. and second, AK47, bitch. TRY me.
>>545278400father
>>545280295my dad is going too
>>545278400probably some water. maybe a half decent multivitamin. maybe some peroxide, bandages, OTC meds. get a spare can opener, man. plenty of dish soap
>>545278400what are u preparing for? Fall Camp? Pack some clothes too.
>>545278400Something to cook with
>>545278400water
>>545280613i just watched this video of CP and it inspired me to prep up. alot of canadians watch CP is what i heard
>>545280803i have a well thankfully
>>545278613Duckweed is like 35% protein by weight when dry. Doubles every few days.
>>545278400check>>545278613lol protein is the least important macro, you need energy and that comes from carbs and fats. the foods he has been buying are perfect. all he needs is a source of vitamins a and c, so potatoes if you can store them long term somehow, or frozen veg if you have a freezer. even if the power is out for a few days it should be ok and still frozen. if there are any edible wild plants like dandelion a couple of handfuls a day is all you need to get the rest of your micronutrients btw, if it comes to that.you might want to get some canned tomatoes to go with the pasta, and make sure you have enough salt. maybe some powdered spices that taste good in everything, like garlic powder.another consideration is cooking fuel in case the gas or electricity or whatever you have stops flowing. so you may have to consider cooking time as a factor in saving fuel. if you want a ton of protein for some reason you can get lentils, which cook in about 20 mins or so, no soaking required. they go really well with rice.and remember that sugar is energy, oatmeal with some sugar, maybe some cinnamon powder, is a perfect survival food. the sugar is quick release to refill your glycogen stores, and the starches are slow release. also cooks up very fast, and is super cheap. grits are another good option too.and you might order a mini stove off amazon or something. i got one for about $30 canadian, a little can stove that burns the wood gas, way hotter than natural gas or propane. you can use twigs and pine cones and whatever is lying around to run them. some people going camping use pellet stove pellets in ziploc bags for portioning, they burn for hours on a handful.so if you cook outside prepare an area where you can both cook and be sheltered, without killing yourself with carbon monoxide, this can be as simple as rigging up a tarp awning.
>>545278400>me and my mom are going to Sams Club tomorrow to buy some prepsCongratulations for falling for the dumbest psyop in history.>How do we get the masses to buy more things to prop up the economy? Anyone have any ideas?>- Oh, I know! Remember when everyone bought a bunch of toilet paper and hand sanitizer out of fear during the pandemic? >Yeah, what about it? >- Let's vaguepost that they need to prepare for some big danger. Let their imagination really run wild. They'll want to know what to do about it.>Okay. But how will that guarantee people will buy anything?>- That's the brilliant part. We tell them to get "90 days of supplies" and they'll buy just about everything.>Holy shit, that's so dumb it just might work!
>>545278400im going to prep my butt
Get spam and cornbeef in the cans but get the store brands the name brands arent worth the markup
>>545282825great idea, thanks
>>545278400A small foldable solar panel for recharging your headlamps
>>545283005Another thing, save all of your dryer lint for firestarting its instant flame works fucking great.
>>545278400Spam, but that shit is expensive as fuck now. I usually stock up when it's on BOGO at Publix.
>>545283199Smart...
>>545278400SaltSpicesVodkaToiletries (yes even toilet paper, sigh)BleachDont make the mistake of not eating this food. If you are not used to cooking beans make sure to soak first. Faster if you have pressure cooker and its tasty with ham hocks and an onion.
>>545283199Better to just use cotton balls soaked with Vaseline or equivalent.
Dont forget the fleshlight and blow up doll, and saving your favorite porn videos. Its gonna be a black out so should have 10 gorillion gigabytes or porn on your phone.
>>545278400all you need is one bullet thogood luck and dont miss
>>545278400You should listen to little bee on the radio and teach your mom about how he invented words like based.
>>545278400Decent start.Bottled waterWater jugsBuckets, sand, charcoal, some decent cloth to make a filterWater is right after not freezing to death on the importance scale.
>>545279808>tip of the spear>edge of the knife>crack>of>my>ass
>>545278400make sure to get enough for two weeks
