Something big and bad is going to happen soon, brothers. Get right with Jesus while you can. That is all.
>>545280189Thanks fren
two more weeks
>>545280189>expect this >nothing happens>repeatjust numbifying goyim
>>545280189It's called The Great Tribulation.
>>545280189two more weeks and LAWD JEWSHUA WILL EAT YO FORESKINSHIEEEEEET
>Shake hands with the man behind it allI wish you idiots would wake up finally.
>>545280189Already have,but for the world to end everyone has to know about our lord and Savior Jesus
>the world will totally end in two weeks>i know we've been saying this for the past 2000 years, but this time it's REALLY going to happen>jesus DM'd me on X so I know it's for real
>>545280189Breddy sure you were TOLD to sell your coat and BUY A SWORD.
>>545283395eChristian theological literacy at its finestJesus was not preaching this to his followers, he was telling it to his apostles in private because he needed to fulfill as many prophecies as possible due to his imminent arrest and execution>Jesus did not wield the sword>The apostles were ordered to carry it, not use it, in order to be perceived as outlaws to fulfill Isaiah 53:12>The one time an apostle tries to use it in order to save Jesus, Jesus harshly rebukes him