They did cpr on a turtle
I notice he is brown
Hey, it worked. Cool
>>545281317and then this happened
>>545281317I like turtles as much as the next person, but these crazy faggots around me act like they're fucking omnipotent beings or some shit.
>>545281546we all did anon
>>545281317>it actually workedincredibly based; much respect
you can tell who the good hearted people are by what they randomly do for animals around themstopping their cars to get a turtle or something out of the road, for exampleor even dragging a carcass off the road so other animals aren't sitting in it trying to eat itsome people go way overboard, but still
>>545281791they are, you’re brown
>>545282080every turtle in the road wants to bite me but i move them anyways, much to their anger
>>545282250sometimes they just sit there like idiots because it's hot, and reptilesnot realizing the kind of back country rural roads they're usually on, people fucking fly through them most of the time
>>545281623Was also expecting a missile to hit.I guess this one got away.
>>545281317Nobody really wants to hurt turtles, they're cool. It mostly happens incidentally.
>>545281317>Giving breath to a turtle while the fish suffocateThere's some kind of ironic joke here
>>545281791 I don't really think it needs to be seen from that angle, imagine if you were out in an environment that was killing you and you were injured and definitely going to die and you knew you were gonna die but then space aliens suddenly flew past, stopped, and decided to pick you up and put you somewhere a little bit safer just because they wanted to do it... I think you'd be thankful at the end of the day. It's like helping those penguins in Antarctica even though the researchers and documentary people were supposed to just let them freeze to death... I think there's a difference between a random act of kindness and interfering with a species you know. Everybody wants to live.
>>545282593nobody ever made teenage mutant ninja fish
>>545282593The first aren't endangered and were deliberately caught for food, the turtle was caught accidentally
Turtle wonders why he had to be revived back into this world of shit.
>>545282593Fish are food turtles are bros simple as
>>545282250i waited the 60 second email verification to thank you for saving turtles. its one of those weird things that really hurts my soul knowing people (niggers) go out of their way to run them over. literally the most harmless creature to walk the earth. God bless you anon
>>545282933They're called shieldtoads akshully because that's what they are.
>>545282001I'm not convinced it did anything.I don't know turtles but I think it was just acting weird, perhaps playing dead.CPR doesn't restart the heart.You need a defibrillator for that.You perform CPR to keep the patient alive until an ambulance or someone with a defibrillator arrives.Step 1 is to call an ambulance or appointing someone else to do so, if no ambulance is coming and there is no defibrillator and someone who know how to use one nearby then CPR is pointless.Also rule #1 is to never perform CPR in the USA because the patient will sue you if he/she survives.
>>545282098>t. Shiteating jeet>>545282631You have no idea what you're talking about. Here's a better analogy: There is a bat shit insane group of aliens that don't like other aliens, but love humans more than they love themselves. The humans are retarded, and keep crashing themselves into the sun, because they think the bright light is a McDonald's. So, the human loving aliens go all over the galaxy demanding all the other aliens extinguish their stars, so the retarded humans don't crash into them. Also, if the other aliens so much as even take a picture of a human, the crazy aliens will throw them in space jail.That's turtle people.
>>545281546Sometimes a brown is born with a soul, he's ostracized by all the other browns though and becomes an honorary White man throughout his struggles against his brown soulless brethren.
>>545281317Cute and based for this good deed I grant him the title of honorary White man
>>545281623>demoshit retard: "and then my brainwashing kicked in"
>>545281317is that jeb! bush?
>>545283070He was getting the water out of its lungs, not restarting it's heart
>>545283070well turtles can't sue, luckily, but >>545283228
>>545283228Yeah that makes more sense.
turtles don't play dead like that, they go into their shell as much as possible to protect their limbs and head
>>545281317That turtle is really lucky that is is a mexican fishing boat and not a jeet boat.
>>545283228He were funneling his spit into the shieldtoads lungs for the fun of it.
>>545281317Wtf is wrong with white people? Blacks invent words like based
>>545283420I wish a big titty goth girl would do that to me
>>545283497Yeah you wish
thats cool. bless this guy
>>545281317Based
>>545281317>>545281573>>545282001>>545283070>I'm not convinced it did anything.It didn't do anything. What you saw in the video was just instinct and reflexes.that turtle was still dead. They just rubbed the nerves and caused reflexive behavior. Notice how they were quick to cut the video while it was still laying their lifeless becuase it wasn't about to do anything but give off basic nervous reflexes and death rattles.Those retards killed an endangered species with their net most likely.
>>545284280>that turtle was still dead.To the inexperienced eye it might seem as if the shieldtoad is dead.But every learned observer would know that the shieldtoad was only stunned.
>>545282702This nigga never heard of Street Sharks
>>545281317The turtle looks like "I wish I were dead"
Honorary white
