>>545282760How much? I'll take it for $20k, no more.
>>545282760Should write a letter to Larry Fink.
sounds like estate agent or price issue
>>545282760Maybe his shitbox isn't worth $850k.
Good God you all
>>545282760>MY FATHER IS 63>he bought that place back in 1996oh so he bought it when he was 13?fake story made up by some democrat loseryou lost tranny
Should have dropped the price instead of acting like a nigger
>>545283691>>545283691He bought the house at 33 you fucking retard
>>545282760Maybe he should gift the house to one of his children and he lives with them in exchange?
>Zillow just released data showing why nobody showed up.>840,000 active buyers nationwide. Lowest number in over a decade. 1.38 million sellers.>Over half a million more people trying to get out than get in.wtfI saw some Americanons saying their country was in the middle of a recession, but I thought it was a meme
>>545282760>Just mortgage a 500k house at 6% interest after jobs are getting cut left and right and wages have staganted for decadesLol, nah
Damn, I'm 33 and in ant even fathom buying a house. Fuck your gay-ass father, bitch.
>>545283691You're just pretending to be retarded, right? You're not actually this fucking dumb?
>>545283841fake news, just another vibecession
>>545283841Yeah, no. Turns out that flooding your nation with 3rd worlders lower wages, sending the vast majority of manufacturing overseas, and then raising the absolute fuck out of prices while refusing to pay the next generation higher wages doesnt translate to a good economy
>>545283841Nobody's trying to buy because even tiny ass crack shacks in the middle of shitholes are asking $500k+ to purchaseHell, the shitty condo I live in that was built 70 years ago which is only continuing to fall apart was valued $16000 MORE than last time for who the fuck knows why
>>545282760I KNOW WHAT THIS MAN IS GOING THROUGH I BOUGHT MY HOUSE IN 1989 FOR 40K NOW I GOT IT VALUED AT 750K BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BUY IT I STARTED THE PRICE AT A MILLION AND DROPPED IT TO 800K STILL NOBODY BITES MY LAZY SON IS WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL CANT A FORD IT BECAUSE HE WONT GET A REAL JOB HE WANTS IT CHEAP I THINK HE MIGHT BE A COMMUNIST WHO VOTES DEMONRAT BECAUSE HE SAID TRUMP WENT BACK ON HIS PROMISES WELL I TOLD HIM THATS BULLSHIT IF TRUMP DID THAT THEN HOW DOES YOUR DAD HAVE A HOUSE WORTH ALMOST A MILLION DOLLARS AND THE ECONOMY IS BIGGER THAN OTHER HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER AND CHANGES THE CONVERSATION I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A COMMIE HE SAID NO DAD BUT I DONT BELIEVE HIM
>>545282760housing markets been crashing the past 3 months or so. price it in 2021 prices and it will sell.
>>545283873i boughted my house @ 27 thoughbeit
>>545284062All those people sitting on massively inflated houses are paying out the ass for property taxes and they're stuck paying it because they cant sell their houses eventually the government will swoop in and foreclose when the boomers can no longer afford property taxes with their social security checks. Theyll own fucking nothing and be happy, hopefully while still alive
>>545283841we just entered one this month with the stock market beginning to crash. real estate's been crashing for a few months though.
>>545282760Sounds like he knows what he has. Good on him for not compromising his belief system for petty ideas like supply and demand and market forces
>>545282760Did he renovate it after raising four shit eating brats in it and before trying to sell it? No one wants to move into a dusty old man house.
>>545282760>Greedy dragon boomer would rather hold onto a deteriorating house he can no longer maintain than just list it for a realistic priceBoomers LOVE screeching about "muh free market" until it's time to actually interact with it and they find out that the free market doesn't mean "line goes up" forever. This will happen to every retarded boomer whose retirement plan was to price his children's generation out of the housing market entirely, turns out you actually need buyers if you want to sell something.
>>545283691I thought nederland faggots had high quality commie education.
>>545284062Call in to the Dave Ramsey show and let everyone with a sub 650 credit score know how much of a dirty chi-com your lazy democrat son is!!!!
>>545282760Everyone knows that Imps are very mischievous and will drive you property value down
>>545283691I read your retarded post and just KNEW you were American. I am disappoint.
>>545284027I'm about to buy a house in Cleveland (not picrel) because you can buy absolute mansions there for the cost of a condo in Los Angeles.
LOWER YOUR FUCKING ASKING PRICEYour house is worth what someone will pay for it. Not whatever your boomer buddies got for theirs in 2020.
>>545283137What a worthless, poor nigger.
>>545282760this is probably going to happen to a lot of boomers
>>545282760Overpriced or no jobs?Call i
Price discovery is a bitch. There is no such thing as a house without a market price.
>>545282760Lower the price you dumb boomer
>>545283691How brown are you?
>>545282760ain't nobody got money for ownershipwe're all waiting for mass casualties and chaos to reign because government
What's wrong boomers?Why don't you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and drive around town for some buyers? Just give them a firm handshake and say:>"I've got the house for you!"All that's stopping you is yourself, go on!
>>545284737yeah it's always this. i browse some housing subreddits occasionally and people constantly post "why isn't my house selling" and then get defensive when 200 people tell them to lower the fucking price
>>545284449Shaker Heights is ghetto af by the way, have fun with the home invaders swinging by from east side
>>545282760Pay a kid 10 bucks to mow it, dumbass. Why is everyone a lying sack of shit now? He wants the massive cashout. No one can pay asking. Boo, whatcha gonna do.
>>545284449>ClevelandThe catch is you're buying a house in a literal toxic waste zone infested with meth addicts gang. I guess it makes sense if you're buying it to rent it out, but nobody lives in Ohio on purpose.
>Y’all claim to be trad but refuse to buy a house lmaoI did buy a house; a 2013 Honda Civic. It has everything a man needs. Four seats to sleep in / for storage, walls to aerodynamically block and redirect the wind while in motion or the resting state. The roof prevents rain water from leaking onto my authentically scented Miku Hatsune body pillow. My Honda Civic is a cute and valid house with appraisable real estate value that appreciates over time; just like a real house. Some houses have wheels. Some houses don't have wheels. They are ALL houses. Get over it
>>545284238zoomers are too lazy to renovate kek, failures.Also the price was too high.
>>545283277Price is always an issue. But nobody is buying. They can probably slash 50% but I really think the buyers just don't exist
>>545284494I'm just not gonna give you my money. Sorry but I'm just not.
>>545285034People are buying. Even at average price above $1M. I think it’s crazy but in five years I’ll be saying the same thing about the average 1.5M home.
>>545285034if you want to know your real price get flippers get a sniff of your property and see how much they are willing to pay and then you can assume real value is at 2.5x of their offer. of course you do local comps too to get the final ask
>>545282760I drink his sufferingand I already cheer to the further suffering he'll have when he realizes he has to lower the price or sit on it, lolit's not much, compared to boomers's most abject crimes (murdering civilization, by swallowing the big lie: the yolocaust), but it's already that
>>545284488>Your house is worth what someone will pay for it. Not whatever your boomer buddies got for theirs in 2020.We're talking about the same generation that though baseball cards were a solid investment. Getting them to understand how the value of an object actually works is like getting an indian to understand that you can't masturbate on the sidewalk just because you saw a white woman driving by. It's just not gonna happen.
>>545282760The average house price in my state is $1.1 million.
>>545282760>Y'allgo away spicnigger
>>545284340>Costa Rica>Needs slop machine to do simple math
>>545284963>appraisable real estate value that appreciates over time;
>>545283691arent dutchfags supposed to be smart?
>>545282760>he has bad hips and can't into stairs anymoreGood, hope his joints give out and he snaps his neck falling down the stairsIt's exactly what he deserves and houses where someone died in them tend to sell for less
>>545285255Sell 30yo house in fiat collapse. Get megashekel. Give it to hospital in order to prolong a wasted life. Boomers should be selling their houses to native born European children and refusing to pay for any end of life care.
>>545285464For $1. Molymeme style.
>>545285336that's the best comeback you've got, tranny? I was going to calculate it on my abacus made of mango seeds and coconuts but then I was sure faggots like you would challenge it, so I paid for OpenAI pro model (because I am not a RAM hog) to calculate it for me so trannies like you could follow along
>>545285494Why the fuck would you even have an image like that saved on your hard drive?
>>545284062Your shithouse ain't worth 800k. bet you didn't even do basic upkeep on your shitheap. I'll give you 80k for it, double what you paid and I'd still be paying too much.
>>545285522ooh please, swear on god you don't have a chubby right now and desperately want to fuck me
>>545285573What happened to you to make you like this?
generation alpha are not going to have houses at all, what i suspect will happen is there is going to be a total shift from traditional housing towards apartment life throuhout that entire generation.
>>545282760Let me guess, he bought it for $30k and is now asking 500k+?
>>545285390I mean, it's not "real" property, but some used vehicles are appreciating.
>>545282760Meanwhile his dad bought the damn thing for $70k and is selling it for $400k
>>545285617>What happened to you to make you like this?what you mean? what's wrong with me? I have a bomb body, everyone rates me 10 out of 10! I am turning heads everywhere I go and females can't keep their boyfriends at bay because they all want to fuck me, just like you. I know you want my handle and shit but that'll cost you $69 just to get it and $69 per every dm after
>>545282760 It'll make a nice coffin for him. These modern day pyramids won't last eons but they'll be a nice reminder of the price of hubris.
>>545285644Not if you’re using them. X car with 20k miles on it might increase in value with a sudden market surge but if you are using it then that appreciation is outweighed by the loss in value
>>545284905Don't threaten me with a good time
>>545282760Lower the price boomer
It's a bad time to buy a house
>>545282760>Y'allBj a shotgun YWNBAS
>buy a house>government pays foreign 'asylum seekers''' to live in your street>your neighbourhood becomes a shithole overnightno thanks
>>545285644>DUNK. DUNK.That's the sound of me running over a glow nigger in my 2013 Honda Civic / bachelor pad. Blockies (that's what I call people who own houses that don't have wheels) will never know this pleasure. The force of driving over the glow nigger turned speedbump briefly lifting me from my seat bed causes me to ejaculate instantly, impressing the women who can see in through my spacious and aerodynamically enhanced windows. Every man should drive a house like this
>>545284990At probably 350k and 7% interest rates, it had better be move-in ready. If it needs new siding, roof work, water damage mitigation, etc - it's just not worth it if you have to immediately dump another $50k in it to fix 30 years of boomer deferred maintenance. This also assumes the area has a job market which can supply that $120k+ household incomes that can safely purchase it.
>>545285823Now you're just being ageist
>>545282760Tell you what: I'll buy it for 2x whatever you paid in 1996.
>>545283277He raised four kids with it so maybe it's a fucking huge McMansion nobody really wants because the demand changed and people would just rather have something smaller. Like the area is fine, the price per square foot is fair, it's not falling apart or full of asbestos or anything, it's just that nobody wants four bedrooms.
>>545282760your stupid father is 3 years too late
houses are too big for just one person. boomers are going to get fucked since no one has families (comparatively to their time).
>>545282760>retarded boomer bait threadimpressive, very nice OP
>>545282760If no-one is willing to pay your asking price, then your house isn't worth that much. Lower the price until someone buys it, or don't sell it.
>>545285222Imagine these people wringing their hands in anguish every night, at the thought they might have to leave an inheritance that could benefit their children and grandchildren instead of purchasing further pleasure.
>>545282760Lower the price you retard boomer
>>545284176>massively inflated houses are paying out the ass for property taxes and they're stuck paying it because they cant sell their houses eventually the government will swoop in and foreclose when the boomers can no longer afford property taxes with their social securityAll of this just to "feel" rich.All of this just to have the next generations hate you because TV keeps telling them that "boomers hoard all of the wealth" while it's mostly overinflated houses that they pay a shitton of taxes on. Most boomers don't actually have that much disposable income. A lot of them have pretty shitty retirements actually. Social security isn't much.And now no one can afford the damn houses apparently. Except large institutional/foreign investors. But you can't let those grab all of a country's real estate. Unless you can, I dunno. I guess that's what's being considered right now. If they should just go "fuck it" and give up on their own citizens buying the overpriced houses and collect rent forever.
>>545286447Yeah, but boomers need enough money to downsize. And that could easily be a wash with mortgage rates and prices.
>>545283691I hope this is supposed to be bait
>>545282760>he isn't flipping it >paid 10k>selling for 1 million
>>545282760So, if a house is valued in 1 million dollars, but you can't sell it, move it, cash it, trade it for goods, or anything to make a profit does it have any real value?
>>545282760Trads build homes, not buy.
>>545282760His grandfather is selling it for the right purpose but the wrong reason. It took an expensive broken hip to realize he is being decedent. Houses are for families. Got boomers with multiple houses some straight up empty and they roam their houses empty of family.They should be in apartments and this is why high property taxes for non income earners should be high as fuck. The young mover and shakers of society, the motherfucking future is getting snuffed out for hyper boomer luxuriouism. Sponsored by Mr.Rothgold. Sucks for him this happened to him in a topsy turvy bubble market under extreme artificial market forces for the benefit of his cohort. Well you know what they always say, pull up them bootstraps. Try tying them like a tourniquet around your neck. We literally can't afford to help you anyhow so fuck off.
>>545286086Everybody wants four bedrooms except for elderly people who physically cannot fucking maintain them anymore and want to sell them off to retire.Nobody can afford four bedrooms except for people who already own four bedroom houses.
>>545287878No single person wants 4 bedrooms. Those are for families, and guess what? Nobody is having families anymore.
>>545284737LISTEN HERE LIBTARD
>>545282760>NOBODY CAMEMaybe the old HOMO BITCH should suck a little harder!
>>545287878I'd only want four bedrooms if I had someone else to clean them. Housework is the gayest shit imaginable.
>>545286470Boomers had decades to prevent these problems but they spent that time pissing away the futures of the next 4 generations so I can't say I have much sympathy.
>>545283691>1996 was 50 years ago
>>545283691>this post wasn't made by an AmericanClose one guys.
>>545283841>I saw some Americanons saying their country was in the middle of a recession, but I thought it was a memeIt can hardly be called a recession at this point, its just a state of decay that is growing worse and worse. Money has less value and there is just no jobs, mortgages are at insane prices and housing is insano tier levels of inflated.
>>545282760boomers could have a network of 50 acquaintances who have children and nieces and nephews looking to buy homes in good (white) communities that an older couple could sell well below the inflated rate.instead of listing at bell-end prices
>>545283841We are. We are FUCKED when the AI grift dies and the country loses its game of musical chairs.
>>545282760Boomers are on the brink of dying, my boomer parents are going to their boomer friend’s funerals pretty regularly and a lot of millennials are about to inherit houses. And towns over estimate housing prices so they can increase property taxes and boomers think the house they bought for $50,000 decades ago is now worth $1,000.000. Don’t worry about high housing prices too much, it’s a problem that eventually fixes itself. OP’s pic is an example of that.
>>545288960The people keeping estimates high need to be flayed alive. There's no fucking way my home is worth double than it was six fucking years ago. Fuck property taxes.
>>545283691
>>545282760If he was asking for the same price he paid in the 1990s then am sure he would sell it easy BUT the cheeky old git wants 10 times more than what he paid for it and my wages haven't gone up 10 times since the 1990s so the old fucker can FUCK OFF and shove his house where the sun don't shine..<< why we can't buy a house you greedy old fart..
>>545282760Just use one of those reverse mortgage . You keep the house(meantime) and make some money.
>>545282760Nobody fucking buys a house in the fall/winter unless its in cali florida or southern states. House buying season is always during the spring up north.
>>545282760... ...
>>545282760boomer knows what hes got. no low ballers.
>>545289177It's really not fair to rodents.
>>545284814>As a poorfag, I speak for everyone
>>545282760Houses are not investments. Houses are shelter.
>>545289018My hometown is notorious for over estimating housing and business values just to fuck people over. Small businesses are closing and leaving and fewer people are going to franchises, hence why fast food is so expensive. My brother used to brag about how high the estimated value of his house was and I’d just face palm and say nothing.
>>545282760Wtf is a "two story yard"He's downsizing because he's broke, don't lie.
>>545288960It's a nice thought, but millions are going to go bankrupt with medical bills because boomers don't want to die at all costs. They aren't necessarily religious and if they are, let me share with you a quote, "Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die." My Grandpa just had his 4th surgery on his hip because he keeps getting up and walking and falling because he's a stupid stubborn retard. They refused to do the 4th surgery and sent him to another hospital where a surgeon gladly did the 4th. I honestly thought he wasn't going to make it. But he did.>WE HAVE THE MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY TO SAVE YOU>OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I MUST LIVE IN PAIN AND AGONY AND JUST DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND COMPLAIN AND VOTE FOR ISRAELAfter they bankrupt them with medical bills, a bank will come and buy the house with their fake money, keeping the value propped up.My Grandparents didn't do shit. No retirement savings, they are only housed because their friend gave them a deal for ultra cheap and never ever raised the rent price. They never even planned for anything if their friend dies, what happens when their kids sell the place? It's all so fucking retarded. These lackadaisical attitudes are why we're in such a rough spot, not just financially, but culturally, socially, politically.My Dad's boomer niece (I'm not calling her my cousin, fuck her) is the same way. This dumb bitch was married twice to some losers without money, jobs, didn't have any kids, never held a job for long, if she did it was just some part-time gig for like 6 months, her entire life. She doesn't even have social security to draw on! She just mooches off her dying Silent Gen mother, who also didn't do shit, she's barely living off of her dead husbands' veteran pension which is hardly anything.WHAT THE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. This has been damn near a century in the making. Be smart, be strong, it's a shame we're all in such a rough spot, paying for the fuck ups of generations' passed.
>>545289466I’d like to think it means he has a story about the front yard and a story about the back yard and whining about his hip doesn’t leave him with enough breath to tell both stories.
>>545283691Go back to your shithole ranjeesh.
>>545282760try selling it for what he paid for it adjusted for inflation and median wage.he could easily get his money back, but that's not what he wants. he wants the younger generations to pay for his retirement.
>>545282760my neighbor's house sold in July for 800k to some boomer and it's legit back on the market for 1.3M. dude didn't do anything to it or even live in it.
>>545284449What kind of daemonic pricing is this?
>>545282760He's obviously asking too much then? The market has spoken. Just because gramps feels it's worth more doesn't make it so.
>>545282760>two story yard does he mean like those huge tiered yards? Like some big mcmansion?
>>545282760When my parents bought their first home, they still had enough feed a family of 5 each month after mortgage payments. If I were to buy a home now with current rates, I barely have enough left over to feed just myself for 2 weeks.
>>545282760>boomer: "Nobody's coming :'(">also boomer: "$790K NO LOWBALLERS, I KNOW WHAT I GOT"
>>545283932the fagdemic fucked us harder that people realize. my tiny little town in the heartland was selling normal houses for 20k, 50k, a nice house for 110k. then cityfags tried to escape the >no toilet paper zoneand houses here started selling for 350k and more. it never came down. people that want to leave this little shithole have listed their shitshacks for $195,000 when it's worth $20,000. the moment has passed and nobody will accept it. PS WE'RE STILL GETTING TAXED AS IF OUR HOUSES ARE WORTH 10X
>>545283277For real. I bought a house at $1.5M but a neighbor couldn’t sell his after 7 months and finally took it down. They wanted $1.9M. I didn’t even see it because it was over my filters. I assumed it was bigger or more renovated. Now that we’re around and we talk to them, I find out it is a smaller house and in worse shape. Greed is a hell of a thing. There’s no fucking way it’s worth $400k more. If anything $100k-300k less. Potentially a $700k difference. Delusional bullshit. What it is, at some point with enough 0’s value looses all meaning and it makes no sense so they just add more like it’s nothing. They bought it for like $16,000 so they just think anything is possible. They forget that $73k is a year’s wages here and just willy nilly throw on 10x that. These mother fuckers.
>>545289637>no retirement savings That’s something I set up for my parents. My parents grew up poor but both ended up having successful careers. My dad is a retired criminal psychologist and he’s been mentioned in a couple books and a movie. I created a retirement account on the promise they would add a minimum of $500 a month to it and they added a hell of a lot more. So when they die I inherit the house and some money and my brother gets more money than me.
>>545284494lol you're next bud
>>545284494>Nooo you are supposed to invest instead of creating value for the communityyou are a useless nigger
>Y’all claim to be trad but refuse to buy a house lmaoTraditionally people were serfs that worked for their landlords and were not allowed to move. The idea of buying a house is ridiculous.
>>545290018I live in the heartland too. I looked at a two bedroom one bathroom house with an uncarpeted basement and they wanted $260,000 for it. They said it was valued that high because it was a block away from an elementary school.
>>545284176no the big thing now is they are making laws to end property tax for (((seniors))). almost every single politician is supporting it, which means it's like 2 years away.
>>545282760Sorry, it takes like 10 years of wages for me to buy a house...... if I save 100% of my money for 10 years
>>545291138They’re just catering to the biggest voter base and I somewhat agree there should be an age where a lot of your taxes go away or become optional. Everybody wants to tax everyone else but that shit comes your way too.
>>545282760Its probably an overpriced cuck shed in niggerville
>>545282760Why does Bill look like slim shady?
>>545282760Hes probably trying to sell it for a gazillion dollars cause some jews told him thats what its worth
>>545282760the house didnt sell bc the price was wrong, or theres something wrong w it thats scaring ppl off
>>545292582It can be worth something without anyone being able to afford it
>>545283841Housing needs a >50% value cut. Even then, it would still be over-inflated.
>>545282760>"he wasn't flipping it">40x what he paid for it, fumigated 3x for termite issues, let Mexicans move in down the streetNo thanks I'll keep living in my van.
