PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>545282890TYB and good evening anons
>>545282999checked, and good evening to you.
good evening anons.>cherry tomatoesi pulled them today. when it was warmer and i had more sunlight, i got them to flower but once it got cooler my grow light wasn't enough for indoors. they kept growing and looked fine but weren't continuing to flower. if i would've had 2 more weeks of nice weather so i could put them outside.. oh well, it was fun and i think i did okay for my first time growing something from seeds. next year i'll be much more prepared and plant on time rather than so late in the year.
sticks agreed to this?
>>545283713Better than last night, I think.
>>545283713I'm sure he is getting paid really well for just sitting there and saying maybe 100 words over 3 hours, wouldn't want to lose that cozy job over a one time costume
no kate again?thought they'd thow us a bone for ole hallow's eve
There's a Dracula movie on TCM rn but it's a high end one without tits alas. Up next is De Palma's rock opera horror movie. When OPL sucks, always have a plan b.
>>545284365i was watching the frankenstein movies earlier. jaws is on tbs now. i never watch first shift after the updates
>>545284365>plan bI didn't get to the liquor store.
morning gentstyb
>>545282890Evenin', lads. Is chocolate cake a balanced meal?
It's Halloween - that's a Black guy dressed as a White guy.
schizo opener?
Good evening, anons (and good morning, saars). >dubs:Tonight's ep won't suck ass for a change. >trips:Dan will make a humiliating blunder on-air. >quads or higher: Cop shoots a nigger and we get to watch.
he has two different shoes on
>>545285294Rolling.
>hi my names officer...>shutupone helluva cigar
>>545285294>computer, shut it
>>545285341Probably stole them and they were both left shoes because the store had the right shoes in the back as a theft prevention mechanism
>Computer, Shut It Down!
>>545285294this is hopeless
>>545285294Kratom or PCP in that joint? I'm going with PCP.
Leave him alone. He hurt no one and broke no law. Go find the scum doing bad shit.
>>545285023Looks like the chick from Top Gun Maverick and that piece of shit movie where single people can only have sex one night of the year.
>unironically wearing fucking mickey mouse ears in public>disney shirt too>obviously fat tooYou can't fix her
>>545285559That dude is a danger to himself.
>smoke cigars and shit. fuck off!
>>545285294Dan's Anchorman tribute made me cringe so hard I pulled a muscle in my sphincter. I don't think he can make a more humiliating blunder.
>>545285622I hope your sphincter feels better, Anon.
>>545285586The obsession with Disney and Disney world is so alien to me.
You got anything in your pockets that's gonna poke me stick me, blow my head off?
>let the cop take your not hidden gun>he thinks you are unarmed and doesn't pat you down>pull the gun hidden up your ass and shoot the cop
>>545285697my fuckin dick, you slut
>>545285697I have one thing in there that can do all three.
>>545285601I agree. I mean OPL should leave him alone.
>>545285669Thank you.
>>545285601DON'T LET ME GET ME
>trick or treating without costumes>straight ot jail
What's the deal with weed these days? You can buy it in a gas station but people still buy it on the street? Why don't they tell the cop they got it at a gas station? And why do the cops let them get away with roaches in the car ashtray when an open container of alcohol is a violation?
why dont they wear the costumes during the actual show?
>>545285865A good question. Like many things on this show, the law seems to vary widely from place to place.
>>545285865
>>545285797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0xdKr_WiM&pp=ygUVTGFycnkgZGF2aWQgaGFsbG93ZWVu
>>545285622Check'd & lel'd. Thread & ep are blessed now. gj, anon.
HACK THE PLANET
>>545285936it's serious businessain't no goofing around
>Sticks finally trooned out Sticks bros?!?
>>545286102THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS
Where are the costumes? Why bother if you're gonna half ass it?
>why is he recording me
We need the security video of her in the store.
>>545286145Sticks needs to commit seppuku
These two adults went trick or treating without costumes? And a gun and drugs in the car?
Officer Johnny Sinns over there.
hell yeah a free 3 grams for the deputy
>>545286268Good excuse to check if anyone is home before breaking a window and stealing shit
VLC link anons?
Why am I not surprised this “dude” is driving a woman’s bronco
He?
>>545286334I wonder how easy it is for cops to pocket some drugs they confiscate. If he doesn't give any tickets for it the only record of the drugs would be his bodycam that nobody is probably going to check
>>545286370https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/541244919/#q541245300
is he a baseball furie from the warriors
Saw a black sedan today with all its windows as black as black gets.
Cold ass pizza
>>545286525Probably; of course dan doesn't get the reference
>>545286581I love cold pizza
>>545286481I had an off duty cop steal a 8th of weed from me and a case of beer when I was 16. He approached us in a parking lot while we were sitting in an illegal car with no license plates and said “where’s the weed?” since he saw us dump a blunt tobacco out the window and my friend had a quarter on him and gave him and 8th and then the cop called our parents to come pick us up instead of calling for back up. I asked him if he wanted me to put the beer out and he said he was gonna take it down to the station. We didn’t get charged so I was thankful for that but that cop definitely stole the weed and beer from us and didn’t tell our parents about the weed and said he just caught us with alcohol and had the owners of the car come get the car in the morning after giving us the key back
Camille!
if she is going to get out in the rain, she must show her tiddies
Have we been to jerk off Manor yet tonight?
>>545286481>his bodycam that nobody is probably going to checkit's not unprecedented. look up east cleveland police corruption. basically all the cops were corrupt as fuck and investigators went through their bodycams.
based cameraman
Amazing how niggers start bonding with nigger cops, it’s almost like he finally found his dad who went to the store 20yrs ago to get some white owls
Daylight Saving Time ends tonight.
I can save Wonder Woman
Cameraman knows what drives ratings.
Mmm. Very nice.
>>545286864>not picking the thicc White girl
>>545286849Nobody ever complains when we fall back and everyone can stay up an hour late and get an extra hour to sleep late in the morning
>this fucking guy
>>545286943She had a cape on hiding her assets
how many cops do we need for one blind nigger
>>545287004I CAINT SEE, NIGGA
>>545286498Thx strayanon
>>545287024Good thing my head isn't in there or the Crown Police would come arrest me.
>>545287037They could be out there arresting wh*tes for hate crimes!t. jew
ghetto leprechaun
This nigga is gay for sure
>the fucking elf shoesFucking lol
What's her costume? Mary J Blige?
Jenny and orange juice… they definitely have some x pills otherwise no reason for the orange juice
>>545287274Henny*
boomers are retarded
what does sticks have to say about this
>>545287351It’s fake, baal films stuff to trick us. Baal gets all the virgins and gold, and even gets the older women. He breeds all the girls of different races then makes us watch his tv shows.
>Downy I'm surprised woke cancel culture hasn't come for Retard Slur fabric softener.
>>545287336>AI>GOVX>CLOGGED GUTTERS>LEEEEAAVVVESSSSS
>>545287422was the NU VAX OVID that set me off
>driving around on halloween with drugs in an area opl filmsit dont matter they're bravo mike so will be let go
what do they sell here
that pepsi container is full of liquor
>I don't think he was high, he's just retardedlol
Imagine this guy baking your pancakes.
>>545287540i was gonna say weird way to cradle a pepsi
>>545287559made with love, you can taste it
>>545287559I love pancakes. I think I'll make some tomorrow.
What’s up you got damn faggots Watching from Mexico City tonight
>>545287351Leprecoon
>>545287651
>>545287647Congratulations I hope your car gets stolen and you get extorted by the police and the cartels take you prisoner when you go out of the city limits
>>545287647high altitude OPL is surely funnier
>>545287647Greetings to you Mexibro, and to all you fine fellows. Just sat down to watch. Did I miss anything? Was busy with Halloween stuff and had to pick up my kid from work.
>>545287647what's up amigo
Thank you based camera guy for trying to zoom in on white skirt chick on the porch
>>545287647Filming Sicario 3 I hope
Hey what has happened to Tooms and to Officer InfoWars? Haven't seen them in ages.
>>545287807yes we need more Black cops talking shit to perps
>>545287807Dan removed the departments for.....idaho falls
>>545287831Sounds about White
hussy pack
>>545287831I see.Always the same agenda, Dan. And he's so brazen about it.
>>545287831They rotate, Dan loves chief infowars
I'm not hearing what she did to them. And all 3 seem like bitches.
>>545287807clayton county basically imploded, hazen has always been seasonal
I see tiddys
Fuck this Mexican Karen
these bitches nicesomeone cap this shit
>>545287933
>>545287953wtf is that
>>545287907>clayton county basically implodedHow so?
>>545287992Asian persuasion
Dan treats crime like it's a cartoon, like no humans are involved. Just more content he can monetize. He has no soul.
I’m really getting tired of cops thinking they live in GTA while rest of us suffer
>>545287751Butthole was shown.
>>545287953When I saw this thumbnail, I thought this was Vickie from Small Wonder
>>545287995oh god no wonder its been shit no >CLAYCO
>>545288048never heard of that
>found stolen gun>on yer way now:D
oh no the henny gonna attract more niggers
>>545288179Does anyone remember a show called Out Of This World? Or how about Manimal?
>>545288197yeah possession is 9/10s except when its a gun somehow
>>545287801WTF is taking so long? Why does it take a fucking decade to get next episodes these days?
>>545288197he explained the case law in the state earlier in the stopif he can't prove they knowingly know it was stolen he can't do anything to them
>>545287995toombs hit some dude with a car, the guy ran, they tazed him, then toombs rolled him over with his foot and put his foot on his back. people got butthurt about the based black man handling crimnals the way they deserve to be handled. blackhawk unit and other special patrol units got disbanded. big problems in the jail. big lawsuits. trackstar moved to florida. idk what else but prolly more.
nissan sentra
>10+ cops after this one guyHe should just give up now
I remember 30yrs ago if you really wanted to escape you could just back into their front of their car which would ruin their radiator and they wouldn’t be able to chase you since you took their radiator out
>>545288313good update cheers
oh god
Sticks is trooning out
>>545282890uhhhh
>jeepers!lana del rey did this
>cassie mooreFor a second, I thought he was talking about live pd cassie moore.
Best 'cap I could get (watching on the phone while I cook).
>72 OlympicsWasn't that the year Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed?
You could say the chase itself was a black excursion.
>>545287704Honestly I’d be honored if the cartels wanted me to star in Funkytown 2. That doesn’t happen in Mexico City tho >>545287713yeah I noticed the elevation earlier I got winded like a fat fuck
>>545288313What a shame. Toombs was a credit to his race and a true patriot doing God's work. Of course everything is so perverse these days, its no surprise he got in trouble. We celebrate/defend Lindsay Clancy in 2026. It just boggles my mind sometimes and truly does feel biblical, i.e. Revelation.
>ford excursionfuckin unit
He just drove home and parked
Cops hate it when you say I’m not saying nothing or contributing to their Mickey Mouse games
>ford excursion>chevy sweatshirtsomethin isn't addin up
Is that miss Toledo tight ass?
>>545288770You should go out and fuck with them and film yourself doing it.
>>545288313Oh shit. IDK any of that. I found this.https://www.f***book.com/sheriff.hill/videos/star-of-on-patrol-live-allowed-to-use-excessive-forceclaytoncountycorruption-law/2064430404183754/
>driving an Excursion>wearing a Chevy hoodie
>fight at a large partyDefinitely not niggers
>>545288794I already had a dui and my lawyer told me to never admit to their Mickey Mouse roadside games…. It’s not admissible in court if you refuse and the only test that matters is the calibrated breathalyzer at the police station
>>545288811Toombs did nothing wrong.
>>545288931Researching the incident led me to a Reddit thread about Toombs - almost all users there were defending him. Of course, if he were White, his tactics would be problematic to them.
>>545288922Notice how they say you’re under arrest for “Suspected” dui/dwi…
>>545288931yeah the fruitcake on facebook made it seem like he stomped him out lmao
>>545288770cops hate when u put your ding dong in their handor they love itone of the two
>>545288869Even finn bro, who probably has never encountered a nigger in his life, knows how they behave.
>sheboons laughing everywhereDan immediately cuts back to Ohio
what a fuckin retard
>>545288313Clayton County would be the third world if it wasn't part of the US, enjoyed the content but the whole county government has constant problems.
I wonder if that ambulance chaser commercial for>Tha Dawg Is trying to appeal to a specific demographic...
>not 21>looks 45They are aging so bad.
>>545289589what bein raised on microplastics looks like
based camerman
How unusual
>slapped me in my shit
DAMN
Gross. Some anon in here would.
Oh my!
Those Toledo female cops have terrific asses
>>545289687I'd rather stick my dick in a festering Taipei sewer than fuck that disgusting sheboon whore.
>>545289708oh lawd
>>545289734>festering Taipei seweri'm intrigued
>>545289719Yes, they do. They should sell their used underwear.
>want a hug?>i will make you fuckin love it
lmfao
im so exhausted by drunks that i borderline hate anyone who drinks.
>>545289788yeah I used to think it was funny, now it's just pathetic
Im a degenerate alcoholic but I've never been in a situation like this. Like how retarded do you have to be
>yeeeeeeeaa
>>545289813Even when I was drinking more, I couldn’t stand the meandering, repetitive conversations you’d often find yourself having.
>he's like 40 years oldlmao Rizzo is shitting on this guy
>>545289967Let's see rizzo without the roids first
I worked in an alcohol warehouse and twisted tea was the one alcohol nobody ever touched…. I stole like 40 bottles of Moët out of there and they let us get as much breakage as we wanted. I took lots of boxed wine franzia
>>545289719
>>545290008I miss her so much bros
>>545290155Built and bred for Dan Abrams.
>>545290003There was also this wine that included dark chocolate bars attached to the bottles of wine and we just took the chocolate bars off the bottles of wine in the warehouse
that dudes under 21? wtf
How many felonies did this guy have?
>>545290035
>breaches your perimeter
He escaped to tel-Aviv
>>545290275*ALERT* Chud had escaped *ALERT*
>life for one murder>meanwhile niggers get 5 years for a murder
>>545290239oh shid
Inde time.
>>545290312Yep. Or they just get off altogether on >muh incompetence to stand trial. Imagine it... >Be white man >Stab the fuck out of a random sheboon >Literally say "I got that black bitch." >Just get sent to the hospital to eat tendies & juiceboxes and watch TV all day.
Of course, Mexicans have kids out this late at night
i need to lose 94 lbs before i diethen i will be satisfied
the old buy-two-drinks-so-they-think-it's-two-separate-orders trick
would
>*sees camera*AYO HOL UP
>>545290642oh shit make that 2 woulds
Dorchester seems like a county full of rednecks and hot black chicks
Imagine the smell
hell yeahyank your pants out your dank crotchbeast hog
Zesty joker
>>545290699cocoa butter
>looks past dude>zooms in on womenholy BASED cameramen tonight
I sure wish I could live in this neighborhood. Darn.
>>545290772she looks like she fucks white dudes
>>545290772those are insertion claws
>>545290639Anon is going to be so hyped when he gets home and sees his 15 minutes of fame cemented here.
buttocks
schizo
I’d like this Tempe cop to sit on my face. Any advice on how to achieve this?
>ebony alert
>EBONY ALERT
Once again, the missing person left voluntarily and they DGAF about the kids who were taken.
Is the anon who quit drinking week before here? I wondered how it was going.
How many ivory alerts have there been?
>k'miracle>Kars 4 kids bumper sticker
Interesting how they are talking to her aunt and asking her to call her aunt instead of her parents
>>545291111checked. based noticer.
>>545291143Both parents might be dead. Why else would you name your kid k'miracle?
i gotta tune in just to see how many people they arrest for social media posts
i dont even know how you fumble halloween OPLretard kike
>>545291274Is that an OPL clone in UK?
>>545291203>Why else would you name your kid k'miracle?You're black?
>cue the end of show chase
>10 people shot>or time for 3 commercial breaksi know what dan will do
>10 people shotNigger party gone right?
>>545291301no it looks like completely fictional copaganda.
Dan wont like this..
10 x 3/5s
damn he took his go bag
why does the juicy shit always happen at the end
WUT AY DU?
kek, all those faggots rushing in for nothingcops are gay as hell, i swear
>>545291387Dan needs a reason to promote first shift
>Cost of living crisis meanwhile everyone in costumes and drinking.see you all next week
>>545291387Because it's all fake & gay
>nobody got shot
im outmotogp time
>>545291474i had exactly 0 trick r treatersGOODi didn't want to decide whether to answer the door as a mad bastard, fake polite or not at all
>>545291567for me it's isle of man tt
>>545291567have to say, that bike does look goodprecise and effective for single body transport in timely fashion
I'm surprised they don't build houses in the US to have a bulletproof front
>>545291668Our houses are made out of cardboard
>>545291668when you remove suicides and black people there aren't that many gun deaths in the us
>>545291668most people here want to be killed, believe it or notput out their damn misery
>>545282890i literally hate tactical tinkerball because she is from a dink ass town of 600. dan or one of his gay assistants saw her social media and decided to follow her dept. we never saw them in action. then they bring her in for this halloween stunt. she's a midget with hideous tattoos in a podunk town. no one but a coomer likes her. it was all just to get more viewers. here's the kiss of death. when dan brings in an officer they follow you rarely ever see them again so hopefully that's the last we see of her dumb ass.
>>545291719never cared for this argument
>>545291865no one cares what you care for, faggot
>>545291865the truth hurts
>>545291892>>545292057shows you've got a lot to learnthere's still time to improve
>>545291865>feels > reals
>>545292195except it's wrong, like reelz tv
>>545292285Why do you open your ass just to say literally nothing? Honestly. What's the fucking point of posting shit like >I am right and you are wrong ??? Are you mentally handicapped? Too young to post here? A drunk retard? Help me out here.
>>545292285>looking at non-suicide firearm deaths (homicides and other non-self-harm incidents) and filtering out Black victims leaves roughly 5,400 to 5,800 non-suicide firearm deaths per year among non-Black populations (comprising White, Hispanic, Asian, American Indian/Alaska Native, and multiracial individuals), depending on the exact year-to-year distribution of homicides versus suicides within each demographic group.>Roughly 85% to 90% of Black homicide victims are killed by Black offenders. >it's not truueeeego to bed, dummy
>>545292439>>545292446>6,000 not including suicide>not manya couple angry, easily riled boomertardsset your alarms early tmwand don't forget to wash your mouths out before speaking to me again
>The population of the United States is approximately 342.9 million people
