Men are so pathetic they can't even stand up to their wives.
>>545293150None of that is real milk chocolate.
>>545293268I am about to fuck you up on some /ck/ wisdom. I ain't got time for it.
>>545293150he should have thrown the bowl at her twat head
divorce worthy
>>545293150What does she expect a 47 year old to be doing? Going partying? Whilst I'd like to believe I'll still be out partying in my 40s, based on what I have seen 99% of normies do fuckall in their lives past 30 years old besides having kids, working, and becoming shutins.
I'm 34 and gave out 50 to 60 pounds of candy to around 200 kids today
As a dude I love cute shit...Nothing wrong with liking nice stuff. Fucking foids getting the "ick" from fucking everything.Can't have fun or enjoy life. I hate it here.
>>545293150New ick just dropped.Need it or sneed it?
>>545293438Nigga what? I mean cool but thats a lot of candy. Good for you.
>>545293438filthy nonce
>>545293438you sick fuck
>>545293438what, 500$ worth?
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy
>>545293455Formerly Chuck it.
>>545293150Apparently the new thing with older women is to go up and punch younger women because no man wants the older women anymore so they are punishing the younger women. Women have lost their minds and OP's pic is a symptom of this where his wife is old and bitter taking it out on her husband you know the person she is supposed to love.>>545293438How much money did that cost you with how expensive candy is now?
He's in the wrong for perpetuating a demonic ritual. She's in the wrong for interpreting his innocent joy for pedo behavior. She's more wrong here because his fault was to just not question a common holiday. Her fault is to demonize her own husband's well meant actions into something absolutely vile and disgusting. She's a monster, he needs to get away from her asap.
>>545293150The fat bitch just wanted it for herself.
>>545293150The divorce industrial complex awaits those men!They live under its duress!
>>545293438>1/4lb of candy to each kid
>>545293150oh yea bby ill show you creepy *pulls out dick* *rapes wife* *she likes it*
>>545293150>whitemike40his wife is brown.
>>545293572>He's in the wrong for perpetuating a demonic ritual.christdork.
>>545293572you're also brown.
>>545293395>I’d like to believe I’ll still be out partying in my 40’sLet me assure you that any guy out partying in their 40’s is a giant fucking loser.
>>545293150women love to suck every joy out of a man's life
>>545293521this
>>545293150This the fate all DINKS and dogcels meet. They have nothing in common once they age and end up in a cold war of resentment and blue balls.
>>545293150Men cant be excitec about anything without being called a creep or a fag.Basically work,drink,fuvk and explode at peopleJust learn to hate everything
>>545293559>new thing with older women is to go up and punch younger women because no man wants the older women anymore so they are punishing the younger womenBingo.Insecure roastie thinks little kids are competition for her husband. fucking mentally ill freak.
This is why you don’t sign a marriage license or live in a common law marriage state. If she starts being a bitch just evict her
>>545293150ITT: /pol/ once again falls for obvious rage bait made up for engagement
>>545293752Sadly its not the dick
>>545293820Black hood rats got it right
>>545293150Why is he complaining about it in Reddit? Must have a humiliation fetish
>>545293820I'd take it a step further and if you have kids with a woman DO NOT sign the birth certificate. Even IF the kid isn't yours the moment you sign that certificate you're telling the state that you are taking ownership of the kid no matter what.It's why in a lot of these paternal court cases the first thing judges ask is "did he sign the birth certificate," is because if he did the judge says>tough shit, jamal nutted in her and now you're on the hook for the little tar baby beacause you signed the cert
>>545293268Hasn't been since palm oil's been used as a substitute emulsifier instead of real cocao butter
>>545293150This didn't happen.
>>545293896Yeah get a paternity test first at least
>>545293903it did, i was there and i remember when everybody clapped
>>545293150>updoot baitWorked wonders.
>>545293671Ohh god his is fatting them up...
>>545293827This it's completely fake
>>545293850Catholics got it wrong
>>545293438I'm assuming you live in a state with nice weather? It's snowed on Halloween here before. Unfun conditions.
>>545293395>becoming shutinsCannot wait to be a normie
>>545293731If you have a stable job and hangout with your own age range why would it matter?In the gay community it's the norm to keep going out with friends and do stuff. Seems like it's a straight people thing where they hit like 30-35ish years old then abandon all their friends, if they have a gf/wife they'll basically convert her into a pseudo-friend but really they aren't your friend because men need other men as friends otherwise they end up acting weird. Then usually they become mindless corporate office drones working themselves to death until retirement and justify their lives as being complete just because of having had a couple kids but in reality 99% of the time they did absolutely nothing other than work.
>>545293150>redditor posts cringeMany such cases.
>>545293150kill yourself for bringing this karma whore slop here
>>545293150Welp.Someone's got abuse fantasies.
>>545293150>DEAR! DEAR! YOU CAN'T GIVE OUT CANDY! YOU CAN'T GIVE OUT CANDY TONIGHT! NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUT CANDY EITHER! I'MGETTING CREEPY VIBES DEAR! STOP BEING CREEPY DEAR! STOP BEING CREEPY RIGHT NOW DEAR!!happy wife, happy life
>>545293572Halloween is literally a contraction of All Hallows Eve, a historic Church holiday dating back to the 8th century. It's not a pagan holiday that was Christianized, but a Christian holiday that has pagan-origin traditions riding on top of it(whilst severed from pagan theology).
>>545293731I am in my mid 40's still go out to party. I have a missus and kids and a house etc. Once you get there anon you will find you are no different than you were in your 20's
>>545293150it is extreme faggotry to participate in commercial rituals though? it's almost as if you don't even want TKD?
>>545293150he is a redditor, she's right to be concerned
>>545293731Would you rather be married to the wife in OP, or go out alone partying on halloween with nobody? What sounds like the worse fate to you?
>>545293150Hand out candied apples like I do.
>>545293438Don't feed the animals anonthey gonna multiply and kill you
>>545293820I’m getting stalked by 3 different roasties. Not even kidding. They keep paying PIs to look up my address and then they come knock on my door to yell at me every week. Isn’t that insane?
His wife spends her every spare moment doomscrolling tiktok and absorbing all the idiotic foid memes.
>>545293438Good nigga you made those kids' day
>>545293150sounds like she didnt even carry his children
This is about the time you punch her in the face.
top post on reddit, no follow up commentsis he ok?
>>545293150this is what happened when "domestic violence" was invented and foids were allowed to own property
>>545293438You disgusting creep
>>545293150the amabphobic pedophilia delusions from foids will continue until the files are released
>>545293438See any memorable costumes?
>>545293556Skip to the store with my sweetheart Sandy
>>545293572That which was intended for evil, God re-purposes for good
>>545294738I think it says more about the women you pursue than female nature
>>545293731My parents friends who still got together and "partied" into their 40s were rife with infidelity, drama, secrets and lies. I think it's a symptom of a bigger underlying issue. When you make children with someone, if that's not your whole world first and foremost, for both parties, you'll never be happy. Even in my 30s now, friends who went on to have kids and still "get on it" with their social circle from highschool, and remain invested in teenage level bullshit is because they're not happy in their own lives. They'd even get offended at the ones that do start to distance themselves because they're content with their own home and family. Misery loves company.
>>545293614lmao
>>545293150Dude is a creep.
>>545293731You are living in an alternate realityThe norm now is to see couples in their 40s, 50s, 60s party and rave and traipse around the world while teenagers and people in their 20s and their 30s pinch pennies and live destitute lives always worrying over money
>>545293572christcuck
>>545293150The bitch needs a good slap and she knows it. That is why she says stuck stupid shit. She desires to have a man put her in her place.A shame he is to weak to do it
>>545294931I saw a couple of kids dressed as their favorite roller coasters. While I was giving them candy, a 7’ inflatable sour patch kid costume snuck up on me. Even saw my old babysitter brining her new grandson. Overall pretty kino. Only a handful of kids put little to no effort in.
>>545294079>In the gay community it's the norm to keep going out with friends and do stuff.As a straight single guy in his 40's, I find that all the other guys my age I keep running into in my activities are gay. All the other straight guys my age are at home with their wives and kids all the time I guess.
>>545293150a bitch says this to me i dont care if we've been together for 5 or 50 years, this is divorce material
>>545293338*raped
>>545293150Men in west are turbo cucks
>>545293322But you have plenty of time to talk like a fucking nigger, apparently. Kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
>>545293731Not like when you're young but the occasional party is still fun. Just less time for the sort of thing. People drink less, are generally more responsible and less reckless, it's harder to get people together, and kids that have to be taken care of. You're pretty much never going to get everyone together like you used to especially with the last thing but a bonfire, good food, good drink, music, and a good time are still on the table especially as kids get older and need less attention. If you're at a rager though it's almost certainly becuase you've got a mixed age hobby group and the younger people like you enough to invite you.
I'd take the same stance when valentines day rolls around. >you want to do what? go out on a day for young love? yuck, that's creepy you should sct your age
>>545295141It's a smaller community and people 'come out' at different ages. It's why age gaps aren't really a big deal among gays. Plus marginalized communities just tend to have more fun partying cause people are depressed and wanna have fun.Straight people just have a lot of hangups about random shit. Mostly it's related to women feeling unsafe which they then project on to their bf/husbands. I imagine many men that have kids end up shutins because their wives don't like them going out anymore. Honestly never met a straight man that didn't bend over backwards to their wives every whim and it's rare for straight men to retain close friends past 40 from my experience.
>>545293731Your conception of life has been poisoned by Protestantism.
>>545293438Too few kids for that much candy but good on ya.
>>545295141What activities? Are they gay?
>>545293395>What does she expect a 47 year old to be doing?Making money for her to spend.
>>545293731This is true. You will gave no time to go partying if you have children. By the time they are grown up you didnt go to any party for 10 years+ and arent gonna do it after.
>>545293850Nigmaxxing is unironically the right strat if you're under 195cm and 2 million net value by 24.>>545295346It's honestly mad abusive.My dad still has friends and even gains new ones but I can see how much of an effort it is sometimes.It's why Burger roasties killed bars.
>>545293150American "chocolate" literally smells and tastes like vomit. It's just vegetable fat and emulsifiers. Fake, like everything else they eat over there
>>545293268It would be in the EU. I think it's just expensive here? It's not 100%, but the limits of cocoa are much higher here, typically no oil in chocolates.One of the nice things the EU does to try and distract from nigger floodgates
>>545296561That was one brand thoughbeit.I'd much rather make fun of them for shit that's actually true like the fact they straight up shit themselves more because of all those goddam toxic dyes.
>>545293901Doesn't Canada enforce chocolate rules?
>>545293450It’s an anglosphere-only thing just so you are aware. It is literally not like this in france or italy at all.
>>545293572Retard schizo
>>545296561Similar to the EU they have laws on what chocolate is, though they only req 10% cocoa butter compared to 25% here. I assume Brittany follows the same.But they just started calling things chocolaty or chocolate flavour to circumvent laws.They could do the same here, but so far not
>>545293360Seconded
>>545293572She probably wants some kind of fight as she finds him boring. Instead he cucks and doesn't even defend his position but posts on Reddit.Women don't like passive males
>>545296127Catholicism is the poison. The anti-Biblical, man-made Mary cult of shitholes. The cult that gave us the Inquisition, Crusades, Hispanics, Mafia, Cartels and pedo priests.
Society just wants men to wage slave and stay the fuck to themselves. You don't get to interact with women or children or any man that you don't know.
>>545296542Maybe different culture in Europe but with all my straight male friends as soon as they got gf's they pretty much never did anything without them. Eventually I just stopped seeing them altogether because they would only do things their gf's wanted to do. I would hangout with their gf's at gay clubs but cause my straight guy friends didn't want to come I never saw them there.Then one of my straight male friends got divorced and I think he realized how much that lifestyle absolutely fucked him over because he is 30 and has zero friends and zero social life plus straight people at that age all have extreme ageism and will judge the fuck out of you if you're a man that tries to go out and socialize.The life of straight men honestly seems depressing asf from what I have seen lmao
>>545293150dont let wives hold pussy hostage. without pussy they are powerless. either rape it and if u think thats mean just dont fuck. they will put up with whatever after you eatablish this dominance. if you fucked up and maI rried a non christain she might leave you but that means she didnt love u enough anyways. i call ALL the shots now and basically do whatever the fuck i want while she raises kids. just how it was meant to be.
>>545293395>Whilstyikes and ooof
>>545293150women destroy society
>>545295014Anon… I never pursued these hoes. They’re doing this because I rejected one of them
>>545296771>inquisition of jews bad>crusades against jews badJust say you’re a gay liberal lol
>>545296933but isn't it actually the jews who did so, and women were jewish tools?
>>545295209Why would he reward her?
>>545293903Redditors would never lie for karma
>>545293268>muh seed oilsyou people are insufferable. worse than vegans
>>545293150She needs physical correction
>>545293150The Internet isn't real life faggot
>>545293438found the pedo
>>545297143If you are defending chocolate products without cocoa butter you are a kike worshipping good goy
>>545297251its a tradition in my country. pretty common actually. based on the amount of guys who do it and the estimated percentage of pedos its not possible that passing out candy on halloween makes you a pedo automatically.
>More made up shit from RedditI get there's a lot of hysteria around pedophilia thanks to good ole Jeffy boy, but this has to be fake bullshit.
>>545293150american "men" are pussies
>>545293450women: decide breathing gives them the ickmen: start practicing holding their breath in a "breathmaxxx" campaign and start dyingwomen: what's wrong with men?a story as old as time...
>>545297260I'm not defending anything. It's just insufferable when people derail any conversation to bitch about seed oils or some other shit they read about on /pol/. It's right wing virtue signalling
I was with him until I saw this now im inclined to side with his foid
>>545298082Post hands/chins
>>545293150And then everyone clapped.
Kafir moment. Look what a gaytheist/christian society leads to
>>545298179I'm not versed in Normbabble platforms, is that the profile itself or integration of the profile on another platform?I.eDid he sign up for Roblox in 2016 or for the platform the Roblox profile is linked on?
>>545298329Idk bro always assumed it was account creation
>>545296727What Brittany are we talking about dude?>>545296561Yeah Hershew is using a form of acid that is present in puke because they didn't had access to proper refrigeration so the milk always went bad.When they could, they had no problem with the milk going bad but the people screeched that the chocolate tested different so nowadays they're putting butyric acid in it so it still smell and taste like vomit.Animals.
>>545298179> 0 followers 0 followingSo he doesn't actually play the Goyblox.(Also you need to make a parent's Goyblox account if you want to enable parental controls.)
>>545297437you're late for your disco foot game, bro
>>545298847Ooh so he was just thinking about playing a game notorious for noncing on at the age of 37 haha phew I thought he played it
>>545293572>demonic ritualFrankly, the Idea that literally everything that the pagans did was demonic is retarded, just because it has "pagan origins" doesn't mean it's pagan. Halloween is so far distant from any pagan tradition that equating the two is just plain out pointless
>>545293268You americans eat vomit flavoured chocolate
>>545293395>What does she expect a 47 year old to be doing?Arranging a horse accident so he can replace her with a younger model.
>>545293268>no vomit flavour
>>545296790Is the life of a butt pirate more enjoyable?
>>545297143You're eating shit and you're so stupid you think palm oil is made from seeds.
>>545299522this is itthis is the picture that destroyed pol isnt it
>>545293150How best discipline wife?
>>545293150Daily reminder 3D women are not important.
>>545299594Knowhow is largely lost, another boomers failure
>>545299594Tell them no and actually mean it. Most men wear a leash and collar to get pussy/stay married, so this is impossible for them.This makes women into the monsters they are. I have a coworker with a wife that demands other workers give up hours so she can have them, because she has kids and it's Christmas, etc. She was told she can't just walk into the office and pester other workers and make demands. She had to be escorted off the premises because she didn't understand that she cannot walk into a workplace and force management to give her what she wants. She legitimately believes the world runs like her household, where she can throw a fit and her bitch nigger husband gives her whatever she wants.Just say no to these whores, it's that simple.
>>545293438did they let you hit
>>545293438that's a lot of razorblades
>>545293572Let me guess, you are some in some obscure mad American protestant cult?
very few women make good wives
>>545293559women don't really love anyone but themselves
>>545294948Got my penny saved so I'm a sugar daddy
>>545296761Homie she wants to eat that candy.
>>545293150>yesss goy buy more sugar treats that make you a hambeast goy>give it to kids to make them diabetic before 16 goy
>>545293903sadly it's probably real
>>545293360very MUCH thisbitch actually fucking insinuates he's a pedo
>>545297143only we're actually fucking right, dumbfuck
>>545293150I have a bucket filled and ready to go. Good shit, twixes, kit kats, taytos mars bars etc etc. Nobody came last night, but I'll keep it out in case someone got their dates wrong and comes tonight.
>>545299939far from wife material but i wouldn't mind parking there after a few drinks
>>545293150Only pedophiles would be excited about kids that aren't your own ringing your doorbell. Fuck off.
>>545293731i was partying at my buddy's house last night with about 10 other 40 year olds. we had a big fire in the driveway, lots of stouts that people brought to try, a projector playing corny halloween movies, and handed out candy to the neighborhood kids. eat shit nigger.
>>545299939What the FUCK is that? It looks like a second ass!
>>545293150If it's ok for women to dress like whores once a year without persecution then it should be ok for men to give candy to children without persecution.
Lots of old paintings of women holding up dead roosters and pheasants. What could that mean?
>>545293559>>545293450And for a moment I was wondering what the purpose of the thread was. Nice one, I knew demoralisation agents can be creative after all.
>>545293150>live with a woman>have first hand experience about how moody, irrational and ultimately stupid her opinions can be>still let her words influence your decision makingdo men really?
>>545294079>justify their lives as being complete just because of having had a couple kidsThat does make it complete. Its the whole point of everything. You raise them and give them the best childhood you can. If everyone did that, the world would be perfect. All problems in life come from old has-beens pretending theyre still young and matter, that compete against children for time, attention, and resources. If you're still worried about yourself in your 40s, you've fucking failed.
>vomit chocolateWhy are Americans like this?
>>5452931504 kids and two women rang my door last night. halloween isnt a tradition around here at all.didnt even know you needed to give out candies for it.it just doesnt work in our country tbqhwe have a different understanding of neighborhoodeach of our homes is built and thought through like a castle on a hill/mountain with moats and all
>>545293150modern women are intolerable
>>545293150i literally never heard bull shit from my female companion ever. eventually the only power she had over me was leaving me
>>545300015faggot
>>545293322fukken kek i lold
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>>545293731Bro boomers still drink and party. What the fuck do you think they do with their vacation homes and airBNB rentals? Zoomies cant afford good times, that's why they cope and call fun "cringe".
>>545293450>As a dude I love cute shit.Women are cute.Children are cute.Men aren't allowed to desire a cute family?
>>545293150>foid gets the ick because a man wants to participate in local communal activitiesim so tired of women bros...
>>545293360Yeah she sounds like a cunt. Where are his children?
>>545293731They hated him because he told the truth. Look at all these boozer losers you offended!
>>545293150seeing men excited gives me the ick
>Bot posts rage bait fake story on one website>Bot reposts it on 4chan>Bots and dumb fuckers reacting>Double whammy
>>545301642kek but you need to go back
