Can't even afford to build your own coffins without bombing the rest of the world? sick shitsNo wonder China wash their hands and done with you fuckers
>>545297740Cheap coffinsSweet, I'm gonna buy myself 2 now. Maybe even 3.
>>545297740Good. I don't want an oak to die everytime they pull the plug on grandma
>>545297740Damn, guess I shouldn't have put all my savings into European coffin futures. GBCW
>>545297740Yeah, but who wants to be buried in a cheap plastic box? It's a final resting place. True Aryans must be encapsulated in the finest velvet lined walnut casket.
>>545297740I plan on being Cremated anyway, Coffins and graves are for insecure faggots that want to be remembered
>>545297740I want scavengers to pick my body clean when I gobut I'm not zoastian so they'd get mad
just toss my fucking body in a dumpster ffs who gives a shit
I thought Europeans were over burials ever since they dug up all the thousand year old cemeteries in WW1?Do they merely rent a gravesite for a few years before being dug up and trashed?
>>545301587everyone just gets burned to ash, then that ash gets thrown somehwere and they get a shitty small nameplate somewhereat least that for yuro poorfags like me
>>545297740>I want to be buried in a cheap coffinFloyd got buried in a golden casket
Why not dump the bodies in the sea en masse?fishies get snack and we return where we originally came from
>>545297740...do your "people" get put in while alive?
>>545301514The tombs were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs after his resurrection, they entered into the holy city and appeared to many.
>anti-dumpingLMAO is that headline implying that coffin makers don't skin grieving families alive? fuck them vultures
>>545297740Dying is expensive here.
>>545301361burial is for superstitious faggots.by next centuries, all the cemeteries especially massgraves will be oil fields. Imagine spending grands for your boomer parents who hates you, only to be extracted as crude oil by oil company. Lavish tombstones will become quarry crushed by stonemasons>>545301587Europe is full of muslims. And cremation is haram. Only burials.Norway did once propose cremation due to limited space, Islamic councils, Church protested it
>>545297740is it true that when a coffin is buried, the roots of nearby trees willl break into the coffin and suck the nutrients from the corpse? Or is this an old wive's tale like cats sucking a baby's breath?
>>545302455this post is like peak cynical yurocuck
>>545302056the spic is right, coffins are a fucking rip off
