BRUSSELS — In a historic victory for European sovereignty, the EU announced sweeping tariffs on Chinese imports, only to discover that the tariffs themselves had been outsourced to China.“We simply lack the industrial capacity to manufacture tariffs domestically,” admitted one fictional EU official.Brussels immediately imposed additional tariffs on imported tariffs, triggering an emergency shortage of affordable protectionism.China offered to manufacture the new tariffs at half price, including free shipping.The European Commission has since launched a €40 billion initiative to develop a European tariff industry.Production is expected to begin in 2047.The tender was awarded to a Chinese company.
>>545298373They've already started taxing internet traffics so not so surprising I guess
>>545298373лoл
>>545298373Babylon Bee was bought by jews.
After last event.I definately do not consider my cunt part if the EU.We shall trade with Chinese as much as we please.DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO BRUSSELS!
>>545300000what was it this time?
>>545298373Death to EU
>>545300004See the news. Coups are now perfectly legal according to Brussels.
damn /pol/ really is 99% low quality bots
>>545301419Your mother is a low quality whore
>>545298373It's deliberate in order to make everyone poor and miserable and blame it on Russia so that they can justify sending people off to die in war cause this would supposedly solve a lot of problems.
>>545301459>>545301419Don't worryIn a month or two Germans won't be able to go on the internet without JR writing them a 2 hour allowance letter.It is for the best though. The internet has too many sharp edges for Germans.
>>545300004>DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO BRUSSELS!well too bad you poles from the butthurt belt are the core reason why Ursula has so much power now.
EU does not need to worry. We are here to help.t. Associate Member Krishna Singh
>>545303080>Juncker was better than LeyenLMAO
>>545298373Source?
>>545303313I didn't claim that. It was Poland under both Tusk and PiS who gave Ursula her current absolute power. Germany warned against it hell Merkel even said it was a bad idea. You always do that shit larp as based right wing christians and then go make deals with ZOG.
>>545303486It was a majestic fuckup. For some unknown reason Mosche Morawiecki and others decided is the lesser evil.IRC this hag rendered your army underfunded and underdeveloped.
>>545303474I'll have ketchup pleae
