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Humanity would never tolerate working 8 hours a day for 50 years if it weren’t for this drug. Men would never tolerate a lifetime without a girlfriend if this drug didn’t exist. It makes you feel happy makes time fly faster.

Coffee is the younger sibling of cocaine. Same feels, lower magnitude. But the psyop remains. It makes a miserable existence into something tolerable
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>>545306044

Nah, it does not work for me anymore, hasn't in years. But I still do like the taste. :)
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>>545306044
yeh but is it good for you?
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>>545306242
i think the consensus is that it's good for the cardiovascular system and helps with not getting dementia, but i'm not sure i trust most doctors and so called scientists. being addicted to shit is not good and like 60% of Americans drink caffeine daily. i know it decreases blood flow in the brain
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>>545306044
are you simple or something?

coffee has been around longer than the 8 hour workday
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>>545306242
it apparently is great for the liver and kidneys in small amounts like 1 or 2 small cups a day.
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>>545306044
If you work 8 hours, you’ll get a girlfriend.
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decaffeniated is code word for talmudic pedo kike
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>>545306044
Sounds like it could be good for you
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I can't believe how many fucking pussies are scared of coffee these days, holy shit. Zoomers are pathetic.
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>>545306044
Magic bean water is the fuel of the Modern Industrialized Society.
I don't drink coffee, and I feel tired from time to time, but at least my internal timer is my own.
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>>545306044
I work 12 hours a day with no coffee or nicotine and I have no idea why I haven't just collapsed and died or otherwise given up on life yet.
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>>545306242
I hate that the two retards that responded to you didn't get the mean
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>>545308235
it's because you are not overclocking your system. you are working with a neurochemical and cardiovascular pace that comes naturally to your body.
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>>545306219
translation:
>I'm so dependent on it I can't even feel a difference when ingesting it but I still need to ingest it everyday and pretend that I like the taste
you sound like any drug addict off the street
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>>545306242
>is a toxin that adrenalizes your body and thus causing you to feel more alert healthy?
no, pepsodent, it's not
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FAAATHER!! The sleeper has awakened, the spice must flow
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>>545306044
I drink strong coffee and snort pseudoephedrine while gooning
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I stopped drinking coffee a week ago and haven’t noticed any difference once the headaches went away.
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>>545309900
>vague toxins
put down the crystals and take meds you effeminate bottom

>>545306044
>Coffee is the younger sibling of cocaine
they both have stimmies but the MAOI content of coffee makes a big difference in feels
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>>545306242
no its trash for your heart you have to only take 1/4th of a cup for it to be passable beneficial but nobody does that
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It gives me heart palpitations and I piss like a camel, that's ok though il still drink it.
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>>545306044
Don't drink it, everyone at work does and keeps making remarks like "anon doesn't want to socialize around the coffee machine", but it's just not my thing, makes me want to shit after the first sip.
I do go through 60g of tobacco a week and about 20 liters of beer.



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