Unironically These memes are viral
Isn't he in love with the ugly kike girl hershlag?
>>545317705Your other thread is still up retard bot
>>545317817yeah.you're not white unless your butt hole is white.
>>545317705Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is a WHITE MALE!!!
>>545317817<She’s ugly to you? How much cock do you chug on a daily basis? How many gallons of cum would ya say you drink a day? When you fart, does it make a sound?
>>545317705Yeah?He's part of an authoritarian regime, people who want that are obviously going to look up to him.Blog writer doesn't actually watch media they blog about, in other news rain makes things wet.
>>545317705>expertsexperts in what?
>>545317705Strange. Im not on X so I havent heard of this... keep me posted
>>545318041She's extremely overrated. She was hot when she was 12
>>545318232Being concerned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5d5knDpb5s
Redeemed Saar.
>>545318232Circumcision.
>>54531829712? Someone’s gotta check your lap top history. She got sexier the older she got.
>>545318232Being a massive nerd
>>545317705The orange Vader.
>>545317817Hershlag is eastern european. there's not much jew there.There are a lot of "jews" that lost the plot. Mischlings. If they're not genetically jewish what the fuck is the point of the religion? You kikes were genetically assimilated, stop undermining your own kin, you self-loathing goy larpshits.
>>545318232Judaism
>>545317705Kek >Making the meme real is the knee jerk reaction.
>>545318232Dismantling civilizations
>>545317705>experts>commentators
>>545318297Ok Jeffrey
>>545317705>Be Anakin Skywalker>Work for a Jewish alien as a child in a shithole desert planet>During that time, he is building a companion robot called C-3PO, but it's not finished>Win race>Obi-Wan Kenobi & his friend Qui-Gon Jinn notice you have special abilities in manipulating the force>They take you under their wing & teach you how to master the force>He later becomes high rank Jedi Knight>He falls in love with Padmé Amidala & would like to start a family Padmé Amidala>His Jedi masters tell "No, don't have sex & remain virgin.">Politics between the Jedi Council leads to conflict of interests>War breaks out>High rank Jedi Knights on your side do nothing to stop the conflict>He comes home to Padmé only to find out she's been murdered by the a group of thugs that the Jedi Council did nothing to stop>Run Chimpout.exe>Anakin slaughters everyone for killing the only love interest he ever had>The Jedi Council is useless, thus he seeks for alternative>Meets with high rank Sith lord named Sheev Palpatine>Palpatine teaches Anakin how to master the power of the Sith because it at least gets the job done>Anakin gets the title "Darth Vader" after becoming a Sith lord>He runs Chimpout.exe again>Goes to the Jedi Council where they teach kids to be Jedis & slaughters them in cold blood>The Siths execute Total Jedi Death on the empire>Kenobi is shocked Anakin is now a Sith>They both fight each other>Vader, formerly Anakin, loses both his legs & an arm during the fight>They give him robotic legs & arms where he becomes the iconic Darth Vader>The Siths run the empire now since the stupid democracy of the Jedi Council never got shit done>During this time, Darth & the Sith eliminate any presence of Jedis or rebels that interfere with plans>The creation of the Death Star also makes it easier to eliminate the problem.Darth Vader did nothing
>>545317705Seriously, I'm not even that crazy. I say one nice thing about Anakin and the next day, he's the "new right wing face of extremism"
>>545318041Too much forehead. Angled nostrils. Low hanging ears.I wouldn't be surprised if her nose swells like a sausage and splits at the tip like what happens to giga jews inevitably.
>>545319639Homosexuals and James Talorico supporters
>>545317705O-O-OH MY I LOVE STAR WARS NOW
>>545322517What. Do normies want me to NOT be a Star wars enjoyer now? If they want censorship, I want 100%, delete all Star wars mythos or let me parade Anakin as the betrayed savior and vindicator of the empire. What is the empires major crime? Aliens wanna fuck around n find out? The empire sounds just like the Israel I'm supposed to idealistically defend. Goddamned schizo jews making up the rules as they go. They need the goyim to "reset" and forget all collective jewish intent and guilt. They likely burned down the library of Alexandria and will likely burn it down again(the internet/free speech) if ever given the opportunity.
>vance as dumbledore>stephen miller's wife dressed as padme>george lucas vindicated, mike stoklasa villified>captain picard passes awayI feel like we're seeing a greater plan at work.
>>545323561kek
>>545317817she's hot and would bleach t. racist & fascist
>>545319942killing the kids were bit unnecessary as untrained they wouldn't pose major future threathbut obviously I know killing kids is the average yiddish daydream so it had to be there
>>545323812Why is Stoklasa being vilified?
>>545324302Killing the kids is the equivalent of the destroying Alderaan scene. It’s to show this is a very bad guy and we seriously meant it he is very bad you have no idea how bad he is. At least they mentioned it again, unlike the Alderaan scene where she is joking around 20 minutes later after seeing her entire civilization vaporized
>>545317730internet should be accessible starting from 100iq
>>545317705Always has been.
>another astroturfed westoid media memeDire.
>>545319942>He comes home to Padmé only to find out she's been murdered by the a group of thugs that the Jedi Council did nothing to stop>Run Chimpout.exe>Anakin slaughters everyone for killing the only love interest he ever hadThat's not how the story goes. His mother was killed by the tusken, and he feared that Padmé would die because he had visions of her dying.
>>545324509George was ahead of his time, and now everyone else is catching up. We couldn't see it until now.
>>545323561rofl
>>545317705Star wars was a jewish thing though. The father fighting his son is meant as reference to the bible "i'll turn father against son".
>>545324857>anti sensitive pro fascist memes>astrofurfedYou retards are so disconnected it’s insane. This follows the trend of growing extremism on platforms like instagram and X, literally. If you weren’t a schizophrenic terminally stuck on this shithole you’d know that
>I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the Gazans, but the Palestinians, and the Iranians, too. They're like goyim, and I slaughtered them like goyim! I HATE THEM!
>>545317730>ImmediatelyIt was like a decade later.
>>545324857Glownigger
>>545317705>>545317730it's ridiculous but I'm starting to dig it
If not for the Emperor Anakin would have been a benevolent dictator
>>545317705I saw a bunch of zoomers pretend the prequels are the zoomers' star wars and not the Disney sequels LOL
>>545317705a cuck who wears a gimp suit and does the bidding of some politician?>>545317817most "right wing extremists" are extreme philosemites and would give up their entire worldview for some jew snatch
The point of the prequels is to show that the Jedi Council and the Republic were the weak foundation that caved to the Empire. Characters like Mace Windu embody the corrupt, hypocritical system that fundamentally could not resist a true villain like Palpatine. Vader DID restore the Jedi Order and fulfill the prophecy by tearing down the ineffectual and captured institution that was the Jedi Council which his son replaced with a more true interpretation of Jedi values.In complete seriousness George Lucas is too high IQ for fucking retards like Redlettermedia and Chris "tell that to zod's snapped neck" Stuckman to understand.
>>545324509Redlettermedia criticizes far greater artist than themselves yet when their god-awful output (space cop) is criticized they retreat into lazy gen X detachment. The rise of cinematically dishonest griftmills like A24 is directly tied to the cowardly irony of conmen like Redlettermedia.
>>545325713Darth Vader was a Christian. Also I'm ignoring the prequels because I feel like it
>>545317817This is the second part of the op you're not supposed to talk about yet.
Ben Kenobi is a typical crusader type Christian who fell to alcoholism while only Vader kept staying involved with real life
>>545325518Anakin only wanted power because he wanted to save Padme and retreat from the dystopia of the Republic. Without Palpatine's manipulation he would have never seized power willingly.
Yoda died of depression after realizing he taught Luke jack shit
>>545325949I'd say it's fair to assume Lucas drew inspiration from the Pharisees for the Jedi Council.
>>545317705>gets groomed by an evil old git who sees him as nothing but a chess piece >spends rest of his life in a constant state of pain, unhappy, and where everyone araund him either fear him or don't respect him >gets redeemed by his kid who was thaught by the same "evil boomers "Someone did not think this through huh?
>>545325713Lmao sure
>>545317817>>545325662He got groomed by a bitch he met when he was like 8. This actually led to him prioritizing her life over the 'morals' of the cult that had been grooming him since he was 8. Then an exceedingly old senator used his love for his woman to groom him into becoming a mega terrorist and doing a Breivik at the Jedi daycare. Before all that he was a literal slave, after all that his wife didn't want anything to do with him and he basically became a slave again, only this time to an old man he never felt confident enough to stand up to. He is the most raped character in the entire franchise.
>>545326102That parts cool but I can't stand the portrayle of young Vader. Imo he should have been a normie
>>545317705The whole "bringing balance to the force" narrative was just a lie that Palpatine told Anakin to confuse him. The sith are and always were cartoonishly evil and directly feed off of being comically evil. Likee their manabar replenishes faster while being eeveel.
Slide thread.
>>545317705>Darth Vader Is A Right Wing Extremist Iconyou motherfuckers better start sharing some darth vader memes, I want antisemitic vader, and i want him now. or is this another made up leftist fable.
>>545317817makes it even more valid desu
>>545317705https://x.com/TPineconeM/status/2115847378779463917
>>545326145Luke gets taught by the two remaining members of the Jedi who had seen how they had failed. Yoda was a mystic who rejected the materialistic goals of the Council, Obi-Wan came to the same conclusion after seeing how his best friend had been failed by him following the dead ideological fork of the Council.
>>545326145You don’t really get how the whole cultural appropriation thing works do you?
>>545326753Then Luke becomes a flaming homosexual who tries to dishonorably kill Han Solos kid while he's asleep (and still fails)
>>545326617Type in annakin right wing extremist trend into instagram
>>545323291Please post a picture of your girlfriend so we can see what you think a true hottie looks like.
>>545318297Well annon, have a seat
>>545326919The sequels are evil kike films directed by the sexually dysfunctional, don't believe them
>>545326617
>>545327041I watched episode VII in theaters and it was literally the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. This is actually the last time I ever went to a movie and I will never go again. Anytime I see people posting plot points from the new sequel it’s so comical to me like how is this even real.>and then Luke tried to kill Han solo’s emo son after he drank tit milk from the monster at his island hideout Haha good one>no that’s really the plot
>>545326992Well she's my wife now. But no Disney princess has shit vs her. The seethe from other women is unfucking believable. But if big foreheads n low hanging ears are your thing, just go to Israel.
Anyone who uses the terms right-/left-wing is not deserving of consideration.
