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>>545327208
Obviously by baking AI generated cookies to go with AI generated question ideas.
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>>545327208
>How do you avoid getting fat on Christmas?
Get fat BEFORE christmas :)
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Go on a diet beforehand and earn a cheat day
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I try to eat in moderation and get regular exercise like walking about 2 miles every day. It's not that hard to not be fat, fat people are the way they are due to a lazy gluttonous lifestyle which they tell themselves is acceptable.
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>>545327208
I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
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>>545327577
Don't mistake grazing for gluttony. Obesity is caused by malnourishment.
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>Obesity is caused by malnourishment.
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>>545327208
By celebrating Chanukah
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>>545327208
easy: I'm fat all year around
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>>545327208
You won't have to worry this year. Food will be hard to.find. shortages will keep you thin. The old ways are over. Prepare.
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>>545327208
Drink a ton of Peppermint Schnapps. Just remember to keep a bucket nearby...
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>>545327208
By being fat already
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>>545327208
Nigga, you are supposed to have fasting periods before Christmas
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You fast the week before Christmas, that's what I do.
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>>545327208
don't eat fattening food
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>>545327208
You get AIDS.
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>>545327208
>7 pounds 0M of M.

What is M?
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>>545327208
Christmas is a jew holiday, I celebrate our ancient pagan gods by dosing myself with deliriant mushrooms
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>>545327869
Go drink what your ID says, you faggot
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You don't. Getting fat takes more than one day. Form good habits long term.
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Not eating too much!

I've got two Christmases coming up, and I won't be eating much.



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