>>545327208Obviously by baking AI generated cookies to go with AI generated question ideas.
>>545327208>How do you avoid getting fat on Christmas?Get fat BEFORE christmas :)
Go on a diet beforehand and earn a cheat day
I try to eat in moderation and get regular exercise like walking about 2 miles every day. It's not that hard to not be fat, fat people are the way they are due to a lazy gluttonous lifestyle which they tell themselves is acceptable.
>>545327208I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
>>545327577Don't mistake grazing for gluttony. Obesity is caused by malnourishment.
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>>545327666 (checked)>Obesity is caused by malnourishment.
>>545327208By celebrating Chanukah
>>545327208easy: I'm fat all year around
>>545327208You won't have to worry this year. Food will be hard to.find. shortages will keep you thin. The old ways are over. Prepare.
>>545327208Drink a ton of Peppermint Schnapps. Just remember to keep a bucket nearby...
>>545327208By being fat already
>>545327208Nigga, you are supposed to have fasting periods before Christmas
You fast the week before Christmas, that's what I do.
>>545327208don't eat fattening food
>>545327208You get AIDS.
>>545327208>7 pounds 0M of M.What is M?
>>545327208Christmas is a jew holiday, I celebrate our ancient pagan gods by dosing myself with deliriant mushrooms
>>545327869Go drink what your ID says, you faggot
You don't. Getting fat takes more than one day. Form good habits long term.
Not eating too much! I've got two Christmases coming up, and I won't be eating much.