>look in the cockpit and see thisWhat do?
>>545345749start the orgy flight?
>>545345749
>>545345749Take off their shoes and lick their feet. The fuck you mean what do I do?
>>545345749they were going to bahamas for some bbc
>>545345749Kamikaze training program>I'm sorry, I forgot my wallet at home, I need to get off now
>>545345749The only thing I'm gonna see when I look in their cockpits is my cock.
Die
>>545345749360 and walk away
>>545345749Thank them for their service, tap my hat and tell them how I support female pilots and ask them to suck my dick in appreciation for being an ally.Then rape them if they refuse and fly the fucking thing myself.
>>545345749>cockpitclitpit
If you've seen women panic and their brains rm -rf /; sudo halt --nowait; and regress back to what humans were 1.5 billion years ago, then seeing them in a position where a life and death decision affects others, is a terror that must be stifled or ran away from.Men are built to activate when shit goes sideways, women by nature turn into babbling toddlers when presented with a real do it right now or die situation.Only those of you who have seen this first person, can undersand what I'm saying.
>>545345749Tell myself at least it's not Niggers, then pray I live to tell the tale
>>545345979Kek always
>>545345749Did they just crash the learjet in florida?
>>545346033You’re retarded and highly emotional
>>545345749do a 360 and walk off the plane
>>545345749Nobody gets to look in the cockpit, fool. You just hear them in the overhead speaker, fool.
>>545345749Never talk shit or down to your pilots, always tip them good too. You never know when they are having a really bad day and have just had enough.
"will one of you at least suck me off so I don't die a virgin"
>>545345749Planes basically fly themselves these days
>>545345749deboard immediately
>>545346240You would still die a virgin even if they sucked you off anon
>>545345749get off the plane
I would unironically cancel my flight if I saw two women in the cockpit
>>545345749Make peace with God and hope my Angel of Death is a beautiful woman
>>545345749realistically speaking, I would just sigh and go to my seats and take a nap. So basically nothing, which is what everyone else here would do to.
>>545346362I'm not a virgin. It's an elaborate kayfabe to get oral sex from these ladies.
>>545346199I'd give the pilot a bad tip.My gangrene penis
>>545346362What if the woman's mouth is her pissy?
>>545346383zesty ass nigger
>>545345979i miss 2010 era 4chan
>>545345749Ask for a refund Also cite left one is a kike
>>545345749every time... white women fatigue both of them should had been home making babies not doing men works. Girl Power is bullshit power
Can I like pay extra for a white man to drive my plane?My life is that valuable, unlike brown people.
>>545345749Be grateful that the airline I fly for has assigned two stewardesses to cocksucking duty rather than just one. We're gonna be in the air for 8 hours, so it's nice that they can take turns when their jaws get tired.
>>545345831Death by Snu Snu?
>>545345749>What do?I would wonder why the HR department is flying the plane.
>>545345979???you mean 180
which one of you makes the better sandwich?
>>545345749Go thru the pre-threesome checklist…
What a waste, she was hot.
>>545348075NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR NIGGERCOUNTRY YOU FAVELA MONKE AIDS TRANNY!Kill yourself, then when I die myself and go to heaven I will come down and visit you in hell just so I can kill you again and you go to hell 2.I hope Flavio Retardadio gets literally speared by Lula. Not because I care about you zoo animals one way or the other, but because your third world spamming makes me wish we cut all undersea cables and rod-of-god you faggots from space.
>>545345749Left's face is aerodynamic, but it's useless as there's a window in front of her.
>>545348201
>>545345749"ok girls. Thanks for cleaning the flight deck. Now get the fuck out time for the pilots"
>>545346105He highly intelligent and that emotion is what will save his life or the lives of others he cares about when he see's a situation that will easily escalate into something wildly dangerous and uncontrollable. You are exactly the sort of worthless drivel that tells little girls its ok to walk around alone and oblivious into a train filled with niggers. Then wax poetically after the girl is raped or murdered doing anything possible to avoid pointing to the obvious. That anon is simply pointing out the obvious.Jews did this as well. Even if it was a foid flying directly into a storm like an idiot, or some paki who didn't turn a bolt right. Lets all be happy that some rich fucks died screaming in fear due to it all this time. Hopefully it was a bunch of stupid child rapist jews too.Go listen to the recording of their last minute. Perfect encapsulation of our entire civilization.
>>545345749Be comforted knowing I am statistically much less likely to crash than if the pilots were male
>>545345749women always have this look on their face that suggests they don't know where they are or why
>>545345749do a 360 and walk out.
>>545345749unzip pants
>>545346383supposedly straight men go to this guy for advice about dating...
>>545345749jewish shapeshifters?
I hand them my contact info.
Deplane. You can choose to deplane for any reason, it's one of your rights as a passenger until they close boarding. I've never flown with a black or female pilot, to my knowledge. Always a white man or one time I think I had an asian man or egyptian man. But they spoke good english.If I ever had a flight with a woman pilot I'd leave. I've had white male pilots hold up flights for five fucking hours over tires on the landing gear and I was okay with it.
>>545345749>we're at 30000 feet can you please just fly the plane?
>>545345749Finally take advantage of the upgrade/credit to move my flight since its getting full
>>545345749Threesome
>>545345749>cockpitNaturally I whip out my cock for them to play with.It's ok, it's allowed on board as an emotional support rooster.
>>545345749I'd put my cock in her pit
>>545345749Fuck flying in a rinky dink 10 passenger jet, that’s for sure. It’s the number 1 premature killer of ultra rich retards, followed by helicopters
>>545345749>Plane is descending at 20k feet per minute>I walk into the cockpit>"I just want to tell you both good luck. We are all counting on you."
>>545348201this. /pol/ is so fucking stupid sometimes
>>545352404Its an internet joke older than time itself, you autistic Eurotard newfag.
>>545345852This gotta make sure they are relaxed and dont crash
>>545352404newfags
>>545346033i've seen it many timesyou are right
>>545345979came here for this>>545352404>>545348201newfags
>>545346072The one on the left did. I think the other pilot was a male. Supposedly jeet. I want to know who the passengers were.
>>545345979Read your post carefully and try again dumb zoomer.
>>545346143Uhh, you mean 180? If you did a 360 you’d be facing the same direction
>>545346497Not everyone is a passive coward like you leafs are, faggot. I would deboard and not think twice. These airplane crashes with foid pilots happen often these days. Everyone forgot the female DC helicopter pilot who flew into a passenger jet. That happened THIS year.
>>545345749*Unzips pants"
>>545345749Tree sixty and moon walk out
>>545345749>Cock-pit
>>545345749Take out extra life insurance.Pray.Pray some more.Continue praying.Also, would pray.Then, pray some more.Continue praying.Continue praying.Continue praying.Continue praying.Continue praying.Continu-<splat>
>>545353859American mathlet everyone
>>545352470How the fuck is it funny to be blatantly wrong about something like a retard?
>>545354118newfag
>>545348354>Lula.tHREE ZACABE ON THE TRÉElike a cangazeriros beheaaded, WHILE LULA RAPE AT THOSE GENTIL VOUTANTES OF THE OUTHER STRANGER
>>545345749Parachute out of plane
>>545345749If women can choose a female Uber driver, men should be able to choose a male pilot.
Are these the 2 bitches who nose dived into the middle of a neighborhood today?
>>545345979A 360 would put you facing the same direction retard
>>545345749I'd show them a picture of my son and witness their desire to get impregnated by me.
>>545345749>>look in the cockpit and see this>What do?Just fuck my shit up.
>>545345749why do we let women do things
>>545345749I kneel before these goddessess
>>545346710You’re a fagget ass nigger
>>545355023Because Im sure your Marvel-slop reddit humor is so much more funny. Go back to watching your cringe Disney movies, faggot.
>>545355665>Because Im sure your Marvel-slop reddit humor is so much more funny. Go back to watching your cringe Disney movies, faggot.
>>545351047>>545354301What if you were poor?
>>545345749Small talk while i silently fart as much as i can
