I'm the mayor, clerk, and treasurer. I'm also the bartender. What can I get you?
How about some of that sweet pussy of yours, toots?
damn roseanne looks like shit
>>545347096>sweet pussy of yourssure. you like 93 year old pussy?
>>545348134A hole's a hole.
you got a payphone?
>>545348181And any hole's a goal!
>>545346819
Spoiler alert. I've been there.
>>545348134Benjamin Frankling said older woman are more fun in bed.
>>545349122Yeah but 'older' in those days meant 25.
>>545346819Bars haven't been the same since the smoking bans.
Is Elsie still alive?! 91 years old?