You're literally vapor within attoseconds, your nerves never even remotely having the chance to process any physical pain. It's the closest thing to having a button you can push to immediately die without agony.
Yeah, but until you hit the ground you're on the verge of having a heart attack and that weightlessness feeling sucks.Personally, I think the Goliath death is more my style.
Not quite, nose diving in an aircraft without control must be the most terrifying experience someone can haveAt least their suffering ended quickly.
>>545354950Cool album cover
>>545355001>>545354950>>545355056The best way to die is at the age of 88 as a fat old man having your heart give out while you're on top of a Thai whore in Pattaya.
It's really not.My great uncle died after he fucked my great aunt. Went to the bathroom to take a piss and never came out again.
>>545354950I'd rather not have the 2 minute long panic and terror before lights out, best way to go is a shotgun slug to the back of the head without knowing, preferably while cumming inside your mother's sweet chink pussy.
>>545354950Nah I think Charlie Kirk has this beat by a long shot for best death/way to go out. Self explanatory. Instant passage to the light + crowd driven emotion and love/sorrow/fear. It was a spectacle for the observer only. CK was gone before he heard or felt anything.
>>545354950>best way to go>a full minute of abject terror and you being forced back by G forces as you speed into the groundNah man I'm good with passing away in my sleep.
>>545354950Best way is to self immolate like Aaron bushnell
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>>545355056>>545355143>>545355201That just gives you time to think back on all your life choices and experiences without a drawn-out goodbye. Or if you're too panicked and terrified, at least it gives you the most exhilarating last moments of your life, literally the pinnacle of sensation before the void takes you.
>>545354950>It's the closest thing to having a button you can push to immediately die without agony.No, that would be the lethal dose of morphine I put in your tea.
>>545355147The only thing disappointing about the C-U-C-K-E-N-I-N-G of charlie C-U-C-K was that the short-dicked cuckolded cuckservative C-U-C-K-L-E-R-I-A-N jewhad never materialized. I didn't get the chance to mow them down like britshits mowed down zulu bantu monkey niggers.
>>545354950got 2 mins to grope the qt pilot
>>545354950What do you think was going through the driver of the white car that the plane nosedove into?
>>545355250>the pinnacle of sensation >sweet chink pussyyou don't love your mother huh, that's ok, I will.
>>545355113Yeah then you teleport straight to Hell for your sexual immorality. Repent and turn to Jesus.
>>545355129>fucked to deathholy
>>545355336Probably aluminum fuselage.
>>545355393>Y-you'll go to hell for fucking some 19 year old hooker in Thailand!! Worship my Jew or else!!!Fuck you nigger. I'm going to book a ticket now.
>>54535495030000 feet per minute = 6 inches per millisecond. They were pancakes in 2 ms, which is 2 x 10^15 attoseconds. 1e15 is the same magnitude as the age of the universe in minutes. So you were off by essentially the age of the universe.Bet you feel retarded now, huh?
>>545355425That’s just low
>>545355250It’s not a fucking movie. All you’re gonna feel is terrifying fear and sudden helplessness, instant complete loss of hope and pure physical discomfort followed by the metaphysical terror of knowing you’re about to probably go to Hell. There is no fucking flashback of your life. Everyone who’s about to die goes “oh my god” because that’s the moment where the bullshit cuts and death is now certain. There’s no time for any thought but sheer terror. And that is notwithstanding the terror on the other side of this life. Since you like movies think of Drag Me to Hell, that’s the artistic depiction of sheer horror and finality for a human being. Death is essentially being sucked down to hell for MOST people. And the terror of dying here is just the beginning.
>>545354950Thats like saying jumping to death is the best way, you obviously not gonna feel anything but it's sheer terror on the way down, there thousands of ways betterKimo nonetheless
>>545354950theres a car so near to the impact, i wonder what happened to the people in the car too, desulike are they deaf now? it literally exploded right next to them wtf imagine you are just about to roll in your car, and then a plane at 1000mph crashes right into the ground next to you and explodes wtf
>>545355336>the white car that the plane nosedove into?that didn't happenbut it could have been caught in the blast
>>545355500Funny too
>>545354950Ideally I would like this to land right on my head unexpectedly
>>545355336nobody besides the 9 on board the plane died apparently he was pretty close though and probably shit himself
>>545355541>>545355336looks about 5 meters away from that cari doubt the driver survived this
>>545355515>All you’re gonna feel is terrifying fear and sudden helplessness, instant complete loss of hope and pure physical discomfort followed by the metaphysical terror of knowing you’re about to probably go to Hell. There is no fucking flashback of your life. Everyone who’s about to die goes “oh my god” because that’s the moment where the bullshit cuts and death is now certain. There’s no time for any thought but sheer terror. And that is notwithstanding the terror on the other side of this life.Literally the pinnacle of the human experience.
>>545355572lucky
>>545354950>It's the closest thing to having a button you can push to immediately die without agony.I’m not so sure of this.
>>545355608yeah dunno if it's a perspective thing or something but that car looked real fucking close might have been injured in some way but I don't see any articles talking about it
>>545354950it wasn't even a plane. it was a missile. this is 9/11 all over again.
>>545354950Every gambler knowsThat the secret to survivin'Is knowin' what to throw awayAnd knowin' what to keep'Cause every hand's a winnerAnd every hand's a loserAnd the best that you can hope forIs to die in your sleep"
>>545354950>>545355083>>545355541A good way to go. Fast and with a blast.
>>545355660If that dude actually lived he’s gotta go on Joe Rogan and say he was paid as a crisis actor right away off script
>>545355515Anon you should write a book. The existential dread your post instilled in me upon reading it is something I hadn't felt for a long time. My condolences go out to the poor souls who went through what you described, God knows how often I pray for me and mine to avoid this.
>>545355328She was definitely hired based on her experience and competency and not her tits.
>>545355439Don’t do it.
>>545355538>theres a car so near to the impact, i wonder what happened to the people in the car too, desuThe window on the passenger side is blown out as well. They got fucked up for sure, not dead apparently but probably ruptured ear drums, concussion, multiple shrapnel wounds, shit stains in their underwear, permanent mental scars from having 9 people vaporized at 600mph a few dozen feet from them.
I fucking hate going on a plane and I know its supposed to be SO SO safer than le cars and crap but who do you call the least skilled pilot in the whole airline? CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>545355986Waking up at 3 am (4 hours from now) to fly to fuckin Dayton.
>>545355328>https://x.com/EvanAKilgore/status/2117125119755591691apparently these were the real pilots
>>545355584He was fine. There's a shot and the car was ok.
>>545356135brazilian chads, what do we have to say about this?
what's up with those learjets doing high speed stalls anyway?here's one from 2 years ago
>>545356409umm ackchyually an overspeed condition is the opposite of a stall hehe
>>545356135Kek. She was still in high school in 2023.
>>545356545>High school proving sky is not the limitPretty sure it was
>>545356545daym bitches be hittin the wall in fucking high school
>>545355986I'm an aircraft engineer and I pretty much refuse to fly
>>545356093may your journey be safe
>>545356135In September, Nathalia got her Private Pilot’s License. The kicker? She got it before her driver’s license.“I definitely do brag because people say, ‘oh you can’t drive,' and I’m like, 'yeah but I can fly,’” said Nathalia.Nathalia has flown every day since and has 88 hours of flight time on top of passing the knowledge test to get your private pilot’s license.https://cbs12.com/news/local/nathalia-filgueiras-palm-beach-high-school-senior-pilots-license-drivers-florida-10-24-2023
>>545355792Keep praying Anon. You never know when you’re gonna trip on a wine glsss or have a plane nosdive you outta the sky. I think alot of us walk around blissfully unaware of the sudden finality that can face us at any moment. That’s by design, but it’s good to remember the stakes. And hope you don’t have 2 minutes to consider them at 100,000fps
>>545354950>You're literally vapor within attosecondsyou won't have time to feel pain but a crash like this turns you into chunky salsa at the bottom of a crater, it doesn't vaporize you like the guys in the Titan Sub Implosionhere's a similar nosedive plane crash:>On the afternoon of March 22, investigators halted the excavation of the crater when they uncovered the main location of the crash victims. What was left of the badly mangled remains, estimated to be a nearly unrecognizable 9,000-pound (4,100 kg) mass, was in an advanced state of decomposition.>Because of concerns about the health risk to the site workers with the remains exposed, federal and state officials temporarily ordered the reburial of the section while they met to decide how the recovery should proceed. By the end of the day, they still had not yet reached a consensus on whether or not the remains should be removed from the crater or left undisturbed in their current place. Some advisors from local churches advocated for giving up the search for the pieces of the aircraft and filling in the crater to leave the victims in their final resting places, but CAB investigators still wanted to recover important aircraft components that could help them determine what had caused the crash. They wanted to remove the remains and continue the excavation.>After consulting with health officials, clergy, and accident investigators, Indiana Governor Harold Handley ordered the excavation of the site to continue, citing the importance to public safety of finding out what had caused the crash. He said that it was his belief that the victims and their families would have wanted the investigation to continue. Officials requested assistance from the United States Army who sent a 33-man graves registration team to the site to remove the remains from the crater and transport them a cemetery in Tell City.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Airlines_Flight_710
>>545354950It's literally AI psyop and you retards fall for it... every... fuckig... time.
>>545357042Vaporize or liquidate, the point is there's nothing left of you recognizable enough to put in a jar, let alone a casket. And it happens in the blink of an eye.
>>545357042she and her bf become an unrecognizable mass of flesh, hair and bones, quite romantic if you ask me
>>545355538The car OK (the perspective makes it look closer than they actually are), it was about 15-20 meters from the impact. But yes I imagine they have some hearing loss and will have problems sleeping for a while.I had a car bomb explode outside the office I was working in many years ago, I still remember it like yesterday.
>>545355328Debunked. That cutie is still alive
>>545357042There were fewer people here and the velocity was higher + the fuel hit the same spot and ignited. I doubt they will find any remarkable remains.
>>545355541Jesus Christ it's like a missile strike. How fast you reckon she was going?
>>545355393the thread topic is "best way to go" not "most pious way to go"i think we all understand the most virtuous and pious ways of dying are- there's no reason to be such a stiff collared dweeb about it
>>545356668That's reassuring, I have to go 3/4 way around the world next year
>>545354950Terrifying way to go.Imagine it. You know you're about to die, and there's fuck all you can do to change your fate.I'm guessing in the final moments, acceptance came over one or two of them.
>>545356728Must be a rich family, doesn't it cost $500/hour to fly until you start getting paid
>>545355934Don't listen to this faggot, go slam heroin while a big dicked ladyboy goes balls deep in your ass.
>>545354950is this the only news story?
>>545358899this, maybe some small blackened bone fragments
>>545354950Yeah but it would be nice to not also have the "sheer terror" part
>>545354950Actually dying while under anesthesia is the best way to go. No awareness whatsoever, you don't even dream.
>>545358989just under mach 1
>>545354950The last thing that went through her head was the nose of the plane
>>545354950America you say? could have fooled me. by looking at the bystanders this looks like Guatemala
>>545356545anyone know what that location in the background on the monitor is? could be a sacrifice if it's the place they crashed
>>545357042>33
>>545355515Jew slaves have the most fucked up fantasies about death and their fake afrerlife.Imagine scaring yourself into giving jews all your money because of this fucked up way of thinking.
imagine if this thing fell on youlike never mind being on that planewhat about if you were just minding your own business and living your life and then surprise eat a plane
>>545355001Goliath death? getting hit with a stone?
>>545358776a car bomb? where?
>>545358989Through pixel counting and frame-by-frame counting I estimate>~500mph/800kphPlane:>58 feet 8 inches length>58.6667 feet>plane dimension in frame ~410 pixel>total track from POI to edge of frame in pixel ~605>(58.667 / 410) * 605 = ~86.blahlblahblah feet>~3.25-3.5 frames of travel in a 30 fps video>3.5/30 = .11667>(1 / .11667) * 86.blahblahblah feet = ~742 feet per second742fps = ~505mph = ~810kphBut this is just a 2d image, quick and dirty mspaint measuring, not correcting for angles or anything. I could be 3-5% slow.But it's basically 500mph/800kph.I may be wrong but I think the last flight tracker ADSB info showed 436 knots or something like that? Which is in the same ballpark.
>>545359817Oo you know what I had the number of frames wrong and didn't account for some other shitprobably close to 600mph
>>545354950So who were the passengers and why did the mossad kill them?
>>545359701London it was during the troubles although akaik the IRA did not claim responsibilitythe only reason I didn't get blown up was it was raining and I stayed in the office to smoke a cigarette rather than get wet
