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I don't watch movies. Can someone explain to me what Elon is trying to tell? I don't get the reference except it's star wars.
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>>545359919

I don‘t get it either. Someone tell hin to post Malfoid instead.
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>>545359919
So uhhh basically we’re the heckin anti hero like thanos or voldemort or something and libtards are like umm cringe and gay like iron man or whatever
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>>545359919
There's nothing to get. He's a turboautistic faggot
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>>545360038
So it's just saying we're the bad guys?
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>>545359919
He is doing the "modern politics is just like le heckin Harry Potter" but with Star Wars while clearly having no idea how Star Wars' story even goes.
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>>545359919
Hes a grifter virtue signalling to the echochamber on vibes to distract from his business failure while stalling to get bailed out by tax goys
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>>545359919
well duh, empire is only bad from the POV of rebels and even then they have to go out of their way to paint everything black.

Empire was objectively good for universe and was preparing for invasion by subhumans
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7wotWMSz3NE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcRXGiHgGk
>but muh freedom
THERE WAS NEVER ANY FREEDOM
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>>545359919
theres a meme about episodes starwars anaking and some retarded faggots are complaining about the memes , idk man twitter idiocy.

akkad daily made a video about it if you want to know
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anakin killed children and his wife cause jedis aka christians made him do it
this makes elon musk angry cause he is a satanist
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>>545360039
this is it, don't overthink anything he says
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>>545361308
>anakin killed children and his wife cause jedis aka christians made him do it
anakin was unstable war hero with 24/7 ptsd who was mistreated by existing government and glowniggers took advantage of that to psy op him into mosque shooting.

His wife died of grief, while local imam stole his children and tried to indoctrinate them into his religious beliefs
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>>545359919
Anakin Skywalker is the hero. The jedi are a liberal cult that disallow their members marrying and having families, allow slavery and pishes Globalist Liberalism even as the republic is falling wand democracy failing.
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>>545361552
Correct, Jedi literally kidnap children all over the universe
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>>545359919
>AI capeshit that never happened in the actual movie
Holy Jeet post
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>>545359919
Hes saying the klingons are going to be deported
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>>545362562
We have already claimed Harry Potter and Star Wars.
We can also claim Star Trek if necessary
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>>545359919
He's saying that he wished that the evil guys won, instead of the good ones. And then he tries to spin it as a conspiracy.
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>>545359919
I think he just rewatched Star Wars and thought it would have been cool if Anakin won and became the Emperor
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>>545359919
They? My nigga you are they
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>>545359919
Elon Enron is a lying pile of crap

He is projecting what he did

He stole that from Europeans w all his stupid bullcrap lies
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>>545359919
Fuck Elon but this is the timeline in that galaxy far far away that we're in right now.
The Empire rules with an iron fist with a Sith family overlord.
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>>545359919
starwards

dad mutilated evil child killer
father fights sone
wife ?dies in child birht depsite tech
duaghter hunted and tourtred by dads.

VS .

father mother together with children
Father is king in his family
Mother queen and supports father and family
the family unit of unity centre of the the state.
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>>545359919
Well, the Jedi made a father of 2 into a monster only being able to survive in a special black suit.

If Obi Wan had just let Anakin have a normal life, Anakin and Padme and his 2 kids could have grown up in peace and a long prosperous reign in the galaxy had started.

I mean, to be quite frank, in Star Wars (the original 1970s film) things are actually alright. The stormtroopers make sure there is order. Trade is florishing. The government and senate works well. There is prosperity in the galaxy.

I mean why did Obi Wan oppose Anakin? The Jedi could have just folded into the system and become a normal part of it under Anakin and the Chancellor.
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>>545359919
>i dont watch movies
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>>545359919
Musk’s cock doesn’t work anymore. Never forget that.
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>>545361308
The Sith is more christian than the jedi. The Jedis are buddhist.
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>>545359919
Fascism is good, Democracy sucks.
that's it, that's the message
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this is so cringe

>you are harry potter and aragorn fighting against voldemort orcs!!
>obey me goys because I referenced the hollywood products you consume

how many times has the west tricked people with this nonsense
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>>545363769
>Trillionaires cock doesnt work
>50 cent pill immediately fixes this
Listen tranny at least make your insults make sense you sound retarded
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>>545359919
He's a cuckolded cuckservative and his pindick is small so he makes a onions reference.
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>>545359919
Elon is a fucking retard and he wants everyone to know it.
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>>545361308
>jedis aka christians made him do it
Palpatine put him up to the whole thing. Elon musk has never read the Bane books and has no idea why the Rule of Two exists. He just gets played by other jews-I mean Sith.
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>>545359919
The final form of prequelfaggotry. RLM was right
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>>545359919
Buy an ad elon
Fuck twittee threads
Space memeflags
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>>545359919
When your LE ZEITGEIST is coming from fucking Elon of all people, you are a cringe retard.
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>>545359919
>I don't get the reference except it's star wars.
That all you need to know. Rightoids becoming the dark reflection of this classic post.
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>>545359919
He is making fun of the recent trend of stating that Anakin Skywalker is some kind of right-wing dog whistle.
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>>545360039
this. he's like an autistic high schooler.

i get secondhand embarassment from everything he does
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>>545359919
he is 50 years old men stuck with a 14 years old Brazilian brain
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>>545359919
That boomer is fucking blabber mouth and literally autistic, why would you take him seriously?
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>>545364010
He's right his dick doesn't work anymore pill or no pill. He just turkey bastor paid whore pussies to make more autistic babies.
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>>545359919
>us

Is that Afrikaner who inherited everything from his parents really thinking that we're part of his team? Actually, do mutts who live in any particular designated economic zone ever feel any bond with other citizens?
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>>545359919
>Can someone explain to me what Elon is trying to tell?

Musk is saying that if it wasn't for the libtard Jedi, the Sith would've just ruled the galaxy unchallenged. And Anakin's body would never have been devastated, and he and Amidala would've just gone on to raise Luke and Leia themselves as lords of the galaxy...

Pretty sure that's what Musk is saying -- in other words, Musk sides with the Sith and the Empire
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>>545359919
Anyone still listening to anything Elon "I couldn't get on the island because I'm an insufferable fag" says, is brown and or Indian.
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>>545359919
If it wasnt for these idiot Brits and Americans saving the commie jews we would have Space Nazis by now
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>>545367759
Dicks dont work that way. You would know if you hadn't chopped yours off already (ywnbaw)
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>>545360016
>He's still Malfoid posting instead of Anakin posting
Sure is last week in here
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>>545360112
I mean basically yeah
>Anakin gets groomed by Padme
>Values her over his cult (which is supposed to be celibate and reject personal attachment etc)
>Anakin has a dream of his wife dying (had similar dream when younger about his mom dying, which came true)
>Cult wants him to let it happen and bad guy (sith lord larping as chancellor) convinces him to 'turn to the dark side' to save her
>murders a bunch of kids, wife wants nothing to do with him
>proceeds to get buck broken and left for dead by his old mentor
>sith lord puts him in a suit of armor with integrated life support

so basically this is like saying "They should have just wiped out the Jedi and his wife should have been cool with that and joined him and raised their kids as sith or some shit"
Elon is basically retarded and can't understand internet culture or memes, so this kind of retarded shit is par for the course
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Anakin sucks. Yoda was da man.
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>>545359919
Miggers are a bunch of 40yo manchildren pretending to be teenagers
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>>545368020
You stupid nigger I have a dick bigger than yours the dick I fuck your whore mother with and yes your faggot dad is a cuck freak who always sits in the corner on a chair and watch me fuck your disgusting hag mother.
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>>545368999
Only a chud deals in absolutes
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>>545365441
Nigger do t say that. He might actually buy 4chan and make it even easier for jeets to post, probably removing captcha in that part of the world
JFC I hope I didn't just jinx it. Could you imagine if jeets could post without any barriers?
>shhiiiiiieeeeet
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Think about all the early adopters to MIGA in the aut-right, who had their lives destroyed attending NPI, Charlottesville, and other rallies. In multiple cases, they ended up committing suicide.

THIS is what those gay niggers died for.
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>>545359919
>this is the great conservative awakening I was warned about for the past 10+ years
Is it still "the new punk"?
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>>545359919
He's coming out of the closet as a autistic faggot.
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>>545360039
>He's a turboidiotic faggot
Ftfy
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>>545366475
/thread
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>>545359919
He's just a Gen - X sad case.
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>>545359919
He wants anikin to fulfill his role of being the one by ascending before obi wan cut him apart. Anikin had to go to the dark side to be 'the one' because only evil can conquer evil. So vader kills palpatine because Palpatine is tourturing his son and vader was pissed and killed his master in rage and then died after and brought balance back to the force because all the strongest evil guys died at the same time.
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>>545359919
I could have had so much with her
I could have been married 11 years ago
Ive been jerking off to porn and wandering from dream to dream hoping I'd find the right girl eventually

It was the most exhausting time of my life
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLama2Qg/
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I wish musk was my friend. If I had just a slice of his business acumen I'd be a billionaire not a 3 millionaire. He's such a great guy. Probably a fun guy to hang out with in his down time.

Love this guy. Smart and fun cookie.
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>>545359919
he's a lying sack of shit elite who wants us all to believe lefties are the cause of all the immigration. He knows wtf is going on but plays stupid
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>>545359919
Le heckin star wars… and Elon three? HOLY SHIT…… eating good tonight, wonned bigly here. Witness me too guys I’m alive three four five.
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>>545359919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekY09M48Jvs
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>>545370174
>You stupid nigger I have a dick bigger than yours the dick I fuck your whore mother with and yes your faggot dad is a cuck freak who always sits in the corner on a chair and watch me fuck your disgusting hag mother.
Read this in his voice https://goyimx.com/byronthegoat56/status/2113424812894994742
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>>545361552
Część Sargon
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>>545359919
>Can someone explain to me what Elon is trying to tell?
Allow me to translate.
He is saying:
>LOOK EVER THERE GOYIM!
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>>545360039
*on ketamine
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>>545361143
Truth Nuke, the Empire without the sith bullshit would have been extremely based, also tthe death star was clearly built to keep planets in line and also works as a perfect counter to the Vong world ships
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Star wars is for homosexuals that dont know warhammer 40k exists.
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>>545359919
was leia the sibling of luke skywalker? he lived in that dessert by himself?
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>>545373734
do you 40kfags literally ever shut the fuck up and stop trying to force 40k into every conversation? you're like circa-2007 furries with this shit at this point.
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Warhammer 40k < Space King
Games workshop unironically shot themselfs in the foot so hard it's not even funny
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>>545373943
Because 40k mogs star bores, a single battle hardened guardsman could fuck up multiple jedi grandmasters at once.

Who wins

A single guardsman vs 100 jedi masters.
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>>545374067
nobody cares and nobody was talking about 40k my guy
and also your shit is every bit as pozzed as Star Wars at this point
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>>545359919
Elon is controlled opposition and all his wealth is kept in stocks that the magic joo can yank at a moments notice if he’s a bad boy and doesn’t do what he’s told. He’s not even fucking here legally and still drones on about illegal immigration. They do shit like this to spit in everyone’s face and of course the retard boomers who don’t know anything cheer it on
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>>545374155
Sure nice cope Rey Skywalker, remember to check in at the glory hole at the star whores convention.
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>>545359919
It's not that complicated, or as complicated as some of the based people here are making it.
Disney ruined Star Wars.
That's all. We had good Star Wars, and now we have Slop Wars.
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>>545359919
Does Musk just jump on every new meme?
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>>545374342
He's literally autistic so prolly.
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Malfoid was at least a little funny. This is just stupid.
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>>545374826
I am autistic and I think this Anakin thing is stupid.
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>>545375062
>>545375122
stfu faggot
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>>545375122
fuck you jedi faggot
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>>545359919
Little Ani should have gotten to rule the universe
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>>545376716

He did.

You just didn't notice it.

He was just.

That.

Good.

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzki8nQkGCk
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>>545359919
Musk is quite entertaining. Thats enough for me.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jh2SmlaftE8?is=5HxhsyaoQ6CY2DaG
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>>545359919
ratard—
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>>545370863
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>looooool leftists and Redditors always compare everything to Marvel!
>IS THAT A HECKING STAR WARS REFERENCERINO?! WOWIE ZOWIE ELON I'M VOTING RED AND BUYING $20,000 MORE TESLA STOCK!
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>>545359919
>Thinking Padme will join Anakin willingly
LMAO, did we watch the same movie?
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>>545359919
It's the Jewdi.
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>memeflag with elon on his mind
>memeflag 1pbtid
>1pbtid
>1pbtid
>OP says we
>1pbtid
>memeflag 1pbtid
>star wars fans begin here
this thread is almost 9 hours old
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>>545379899
They raped hollywood in the name of diversity
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>>545359919
he is saying they skipped the kino timeline in star wars and went straight to LGBT Wars
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>>545382252
sorry to pop you bubble—

–
The Matrix Zion Holds You - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTmiAx7R48
–
28 Days Later and White Rage - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM
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Michael Jackson: American Golem- Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udRycb_Uulo
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The Whale and the True Meaning of Brendan Fraser's Redemption Arc - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQQUTQ_f4Is
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Breaking Bad: Walter White Man - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-lC_mNNAk
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Jerry Springer: Ringmaster of Civilization's End - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkosoJZzs8
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Jingle All the Way and the Weaponisation of Charity - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUatNZZsSQ
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The Truman Show and Western Man's World - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYMbakxaVY
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Inception and the Empire of Our Fathers - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgVWKNNjfE
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Gran Torino and the Subversion of Heroism - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEh1A_Tcu7k
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Gattaca and Racial Replacement - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93ZWqUgc-k
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The Shining, Stanley Kubrick and the Merchants of Fear - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWHdIpeb-eU
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Candyman and the Sacrificial White Saviour - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-QrPFVuFJg
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Once Upon a Time in the West and the Subversion of American Mythology - Wyatt Stagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4wjQT2hkbA
–
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He's saying evil should win, which is typical of a man who calls himself the antichrist.
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>>545359919
>a small diverse group of easy-going rebels wins against a massive, highly organized racially homogenous imperium—
lol, more like a small, disciplined country the size of texas holds back the whole world of hordes of slav-mongols in the east & anglo-negroes in the west for years—
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>>545374261
The prequels were pre-Disney, and we never could have had emperor Anakin in the Disney slop because he had already become Vader. So, it is a complicated as people are making it out to be.



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