Unironically, what did he mean by this?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117544455342530109
He plans on dying on the toilet
>>545375147Im at the point where a collapse of the US would actually make me happier.I look forward to Election Day because most people STFU after that.
>>545375147he wants to learn how to play the guitar, whilst shaking his hips
>>545375147>>545375206he's already in his washed vegas phase FPBP /thread
>>545375147He wants to learn karate and marry a 14yo?
>>545375147Stuff like this is just him pandering to boomers. You people aren't even getting mad correctly
>>545375206thread
>>545375406I'm not mad about the post, just genuinely confused. If he's claiming he looks like Elvis, he's delusional, and if he's making some other comparison between himself and Elvis I'm not sure what that would be.
>>545375249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jd9AmepgdM
>>545375147Dementia don being impacted by dementia, there is no meaning there beyond a self agrandizing retard that spends too much time smelling his own farts
>>545375538He is pandering to boomers that like Elvis it's literally just that. Your anger focus should be on how much boomers still get pandered to
>>545375638Why would I be angry about Trump pandering to boomers? That's the majority of his remaining base.
>>545375693Because boomers are ruining our country. Also we will never get this level of pandering because we don't have enough numbers
>>545375762Aren't boomers outnumbered now? Just go vote instead of playing video games all day and no one will listen to boomers ever again.
>>545375981Sadly not yet. Most likely 2028 will be their swansong though
>>545376063That's not correct.
>>545376751Generally "boomers" includes the silent gen and they are easier to get to vote as a block since they are retired and have all the free time
>>545377028If boomers also includes the silent generation then millenials also includes the zoomers and then boomers are turbo fucked. Just go vote.
>>545377293>and they are easier to get to vote as a block since they are retired and have all the free time
>>545375147He's as popular as Elvis.I am also convinced he does this just to see the reaction
>>545375147It makes libtards seethe.
>>545375206Kek, this.
>>545375206Trump hasn't used a toilet in years.
>>545375147When America sees this they will vote Republican!!!! MAGA!
>>545375147The king of faggots nightmares
>>545377406It takes almost no effort to vote. Stop being lazy.
>>545375538Both are King retard!
>>545377668Nobody is scared of you magaturd
>>545375206Holy kek
>>545377692I vote every election retard I can't speak for my friends and family who work multiple jobs or have so much family stuff that they can't
>>545377706Bingo, was about to post.King is the message.And that is George Kennedy! In the meme.Past that, I don't know anymore!
>>545375206There has been blood in my shit every time I shit since I turned 37, so it's probably how I'm going to die too.
He’s the king of MIGA
>>545375206FPBPYa don't need anything more. Golem's gonna die from drugs.
>>545377823Your friends and family are lazy then. I voted when I worked multiple jobs and went to school.
>>545377927You might be able to die some other way if you get that checked out.
>>545377953Not everyone are NEETs like you. I accept your concession
>>545377293Zoomers are the biggest faggots though.
>>545378029>have a doctor look at your butt. Anon, I'm not gay.
>>545378032Working multiple jobs and going to school is the opposite of being NEET. I understand why you need to run away though.
>>545375147Implying assassination attempt by plane if I had to guessI think the plane either wasn't a plane and they just rammed a missile into the ground and played a random bit (best outcome) or an actual legit jet just got non consensually involved in a psyop attempt
>>545378123I accepted your concession NEET we are good
>>545378047Millennials are pretty faggy too.>>545378084Maybe, but if you don't then everyone is hear that you died from some butt disease and draw their own conclusions.
>>545375147Ego, vanity, status, reverence, etc. I don't think it's deeper than that. He thinks his followers are old and dumb as fuck and would like this for some reason.Also he's a fairly active social media guy. If there is nothing good to say about his wars, data centers, AI, DOGE, elections, etc... you shitpost.
>>545375206fpbp beat me to it
>>545375206
>>545375147>>545375206
He has posted this before. He claims everyone tells him he looks like Elvis.
>>545375206Don't we all ?
>>545375147The King
>>545377927Take psyllium husk powder once a day.
>>545375147https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wKCSvno_6Dg&t=107s&pp=ygUcbG9vcGluZyB0aGUgaG91bmQgZG9nIDEgaG91cg%3D%3D&ra=m
>>545375206Technically the truth, if you consider his diaper.
>>545375206many such cases, it happens when you shit too hard and bust an artery
>>545375147He's announcing he's in the fat Elvis stage of his presidency
>>545375206drumpf dies while shitting himself.
>>545375206you glorious bastard
Daily reminder the record label made Elvis dye his hair.
>>545375206Well, someone said it before me.
>>545375206kek'd
>>545375147I don't look like Elvis, but even I look more like Elvis than Trump does.
>>545375147more boomer bait. remember elvis?? remember real rock and roll?? well trump is rock and roll!! he says what he thinks!!
>>545375147He sees himself as a king and has foolishly placed himself next to the only true king, Elvis Aaron Presley.
>>545375206kek
>>545375206idgi
>>545376751Alpha 60% niggers and assorted browns, Z 40% niggers and assorted browns. Go vote harder, I'm sure ADL and AIPAC will be dismantled as terrorist organizations any time now.
>>545375206Lmao.
>watch a schizo video of some christian guy claiming Trump is Elvis>lol lmao schizo>See Trump himself tweet thisWell well well.. Maybe i was presumptious dear schizo
>>545375147he's baiting the people who keep saying he wants to be a king, but, at the same time, he really does want to be a king.
>>545377529Just shits in his pants. Lubricant for Elon, Bibi, and Larry
>>545375206crazy how this is a part of Elvis's legacy. Jarvis remind me to take fiber so I never strain so hard I die on the shitter
>>545377692>Just stand in line for 3 hours after work
>>545375147>admin in shambles>party in shambles >country in shambles >economy in shambles >global humiliation ongoing >the president is spending his time posting delusional boomer memes, fawning over his appearance, publicly admiring men's asses, and decorating Lmao @ the absolute state of this shanty town of a country
When Trump gave Elvis the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously, he cryptically mentioned something that would imply he was Elvis.Not many people know this but Elvis's natural hair colour isn't even black, it was dyed black, and his real hair is reddish blond just like Trumps was.Something is up with this, and I think their back stories/ancestries might be fake. The Titanic went down April 15th 1912, 10 days later Elvis mother was born on a half moon (called the 1st Quarter), and 2 weeks later on the opposite half moon (3rd Quarter) of that same lunar month, Trumps alleged mother was born, which might be a clue why he posts the split face. Trump has a lot of old photos of him doing poses with mirrors etc that give the effect of 2 heads as references to Janus the 2 faced God, which is the god of portals and in a way time travel (the Arch monument he is building were known as portals as soldiers would walk though to rejoin civic life). If you listen to what Elon has mentioned sometimes, he basically hints that the people in his network are able to travel through time via possession where they have the ability to be brought into a new body like they are demons, and where they memory of things in the past but direct memory. This also ties to the video about Trump being Crowley's Moon Child, which is worth watching, about L Ron Hubbard, Jack Parsons and Crowley doing a ritual to put a spirit called bablon into a child, and Crowley wrote on the day Trump was born that it has been a successful ritual.
>>545377927Stop eating white bread, start eating wholemeal bread. Call me a cunt in 4 days if it doesn't work - it will.
>>545375147They both like 14 year olds
>>545375206>>545375249>>545375365He'll be crowned The King, then abducted by ayys and live forever?
>>545375147That Elvis is not dead, but your president.
>>545375147>Unironically, what did he mean by this?>>>UnironicallyIsn't a real word.You already know it dumb fucker, and no, he's not "the king".I thought you get training, all I see is lousy, cheap tries to look authentic.
