you get on a plane and 30,000 feet up, the cockpit door swings open and you see this. what do you do?
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>>545375870Scream like a girl crashing into the ground
>>545375870>>545375870turn 360 and walk out the door
Get on the floor
>>545375870>I just want to tell you both we are all counting on you. Good luck.
>>545375992>This is somehow mens fault.
Turn 360 and walk away
Why do we need 20 of these threads up at the same time?
>>545376253Because it's funny and everything else is fake and gay.
>>545375870I ain't going any fight without parashute in my hand luggages....so I keep it near me.
>>545375870They got the cock pits in the cock pit. So that’s a start.
>>545376505I believe this crash was during the middle of a turbulent ice storm so a parachute may have been ineffective.
>>545376253You vill hate ze vomen
>>545375870Point it nose down and call it a night
>>545376903the legendary way
>>545375870The demiurge has a sense of humor, no more basedjack/beardos, they hologram will replace them with lazy girls.
>>545376903>man with minimal flight experience does corkscrews and has to deliberately try to crash the plane>woman with training and a valid pilots license crashes after flying a normal patternEarths atmosphere needs to stop being so bigoted
>>545375870Jump out with a parachute before it's too late.
>>545375870Join the High Mile Club.
>>545376253to control the narrative and divert attention away from the real cause of the crash which was trumps anti air shit around mar a lago
>>545375870Cry. Curl up in a ball. Scream at the top of my lungs while ripping my shirt and tensing every muscle in my body at once. Vomit streaming from my mouth and tears from my eyes pouring like a faucet. Woe. Unbound woe.
>>545375870Do a 360 and then expose myself
>>545375870it could be worse
