These girls just wanted some candy and he traumatized them with a giant corkscrew
>>545380620He just wanted to show screwing to little ones
I wish I got these sexy trick or treaters. Instead I got niggers that didn't even dress up banging on the door demanding candy.
Hated these fuckers as a kid"You do know what trick or treat means, I can do a trick"Then proceeds to do some retarded boomer illusion
>>545380958Awful, entitled behavior from these people
>>545380958>burger is mad when no candypoetry
>>545380620Their parents voted for BidenAlso what kind of world are we living in where young white girls have to trick or treat with a fucking wal mart bag?Also are those legit costumes? No.Even if these girls were poor with no money it's easy to tell they put zero effort into costuming.And this man should've used better judgment unless he truly detests his neighborsTruly an exemplary video of how Halloween has degen'd rapidly in America.Just a few more browning cycles and we can declare it's joever.
The impulse of "I will show them a trick instead of giving them a treat" and then having some actually impressive carnival trick to show off is cool. They look bewildered and like they're about to run away but if you think about it providing that memorable experience does kind of improve their night more than just handing them a candy bar, even if it's just in the form of them laughing at him later and being "what the FUCK was that guy's deal"
>>545380620
>>545381190It’s scary for an old man to do this in front of them
I just put goy treats out
>>545380620He 100% got a hard on doing that.
>>545380620The trick choosed....perhaps that is some kind of treatment...hard to know.
Look at the body language on the one in bunny ears. She's alert to danger in every move he makes.
>>545382156oh no women feel a human emotion on a holiday centered around that emotion. We had better give up our entire civilization as a result.
Why are boomers such pedos?
>>545382745Like you wouldn't fuck them if they showed up naked in front of youStop the cap
>>545382156You can see the girl brighten up and go "okay!" when he tells them that he's about to show them a trick, I'm sure everyone here has some weird baggage that they want to project on this interaction but it's really not THAT strange
>>545382530Smart girl
>>545380958also no candy cause he gave a trick lol
That rod is for screwing into the ground and attaching a dog chain by the way.
>>545384857Horrifying
Trick or treat doesn't mean that you, the treat giver, may perform a trick rather than giving a treat. Trick or treat is, in fact a threat- give us a treat or we will trick you (egging the house or TPing the trees in the yard).It's (we) trick (you) or (you give us a) treat.
>>545382531>Do you want a part in star wars or not
>>545380958You’re supposed to give a trick or treat in returnFORKED lmfao
>>545380958lol based boomersget TRICKED, idiot
I'm fucking that bunny girl. Anyone who says he doesn't want to is lying or retarded. How did they convince men to all participate in a mass lying event? Emperor's clothes type of retardism
>>545386983Because the world is populated by programmed NPCs
Thats cool. How baddest that old man was putting the rod down his throat. I remember seeing men and women swallow swords as part of an act at carnivals. How sheltered are people they get freaked out by this.
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>>545380620God bless 11 year olds
>>545382531Lmao what's the actual original for this.
Also I don't like people who put terrible art on their walls.
>>545387491cringe post desu
>>545387836Just 13 year olds casually dressed like sluts nothing to see here. Boomer can't even fuck them cause it's not the 70's anymore and there are 50 cctv cameras on his street
Trick no treat house
>>545380620Link to a version with sound please. I need to hear the cringe.
>>545380620they're very qt
>>545380620just put the candy in the bag boomer
>>545387950>is that a thigh? I AM HAVING A SEXUAL EMERGENCY NOOOOOO
>>545388219That's the only reason op posted it. If you don't believe it was all about posting underage girls, you don't 4chan.
>>545388385Why are underage girls walking around with their thighs exposed? :3What could possibly be the purpose especially in this cold weather.
>>545380620I mean I would've just kidnapped the lolis at that point
>fuck those kids>they want candy>I'll give them nightmares Part of the tradition, granted girls should've ran.
>>545388513Because they think it looks cute, it's about what they think in this modern age, not about what you think.
lmao what a chad
>>545380620Thats cool as shit actually.
>>545388513because their parents are cucks to ZOG and let their children do anything deemed acceptable on tiktokmost people are terrible parents, man
>>545387491based
I'd fuck that bnnuy into the ground
>>545388513Mom probably put them in it. Aging whores hoe vicariously through their daughters.
>>545388385Thigh exposed gooks are less sexual than white girls because gook boys and girls have similar looking thighs
>>545380950I had some.Yep just like them.Short short skirt young teen girls.Why is Halloween just an excuse for every girl to take off her pants and walk around like a slut?
>>545388513It’s decadent culture behaviour and sign of collapse. I shit you not a lot of yuppie white parents will get their 11yo daughters on birth control.
why are they dressed like a slut?
I had to stop myself from answering the door and just put the bowl out there for them because I can't stop myself from staring at teenagers in skimpy costumes.
Ditch the corkscrew girl CAUSE BIG MIKE GOT NEXT. YOU MY FREE BOOMER GLORYHOLE
>>545380620Those are both men. He did the right thing.
>>545380620kek i grew up hearing shit like thatthis isn't a brag. the boomers that were talking that kind of shit to schoolchildren to make them not like catholics and russians needed to have the shit beaten out of them.after 9/11 they dropped a lot of the anti-catholic/orthodox garbage and started saying the same thing about muslim countries and how israel is gonna get attacked and put into wood chippers.I actually consider seeing these people spend their dying breaths watching the USA collapse into a joke as a fitting punishment for these maniacs.
>>545380620It's the one "talent" the boomer has. He just wanted validation from a couple of random teens for some reason.
>>545380620Boomer goes straight into the screwing and swallowing routine
>>545389049That's what happens whenever you allow Americans to commercialise any European origin holiday or festival. American culture ruins everything it touches, they were having scantily clad women advertise things in the 1920s, the US has never been traditional or conservative apart from a 10 year period in the 1950s for the middle class. Americans will blame Jews, which is true to an extent, but this is also an American cultural issue. They sexualise everything.
>>545380620>>545380958>trick or treat~~>*does a trick*>AAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!
>>545380620> got the trick instead
>>545389115>why are they dressed like a slut?Training for the future.
>>545389780that's what aoomers are for
>>545380620This dumb fucking post is off-topic.
>>545387491Cringe
>>545386062This is correct. Everyone else in this thread is a retarded fag.
>>545390106>No fun allowed. Enjoy your vacation.
>>545390416Good luck not getting banned for filing a false report you dumb nigger. Lurk moar.
>>545380620It's halloween nigger, the whole point is shit being scarry!
>>545389049As if they don't do that any other day of the year too lol
>>545380950I wish I had sexy door greeters like that
>>545380620tf are those hags doing trick or treating
>>545382745Hey look everyone, an american ruining even MORE of his own country by calling halloween “pedo”
>>545380620They're lucky he didn't traumatize them with something else, if you know what I mean...
I dressed up as Jason and scared some niggers several times Saturday by following them off my porch while holding a machete. The cheap walmart ones are cheaper than the plastic ones.
>>545380620>Here give my kids some foodWhat is the cucked jew shit?
>>545388900Based lad.
>>545389677A boomer in the 70's would have dragged them inside and fucked them!
>>545380620Kek that girls danger senses are going off the chart. Dude is giving all sorts of creep vibes. Fucking no I do not want to see him do that. What if the dude fucks up? Now I gotta hand hold him and call an ambulance for him?
>>545390800Why? It's not like you can fuck them or even touch them, modern male cuckery needs to be studied. That's like saying you wish someone parked a Ferrari on your street so you can stare at it.
I wish Elon Muskrat opened up a suitcase full of money so I can look at it for 30 seconds!
>>545387836>>545380731>>545380950>>545382395>>545386983white or kike hands posted these. degenerate pedophiles
>>5453879507PBTPedo
>>545388582white or kike hands posted this
>>545387491
>>545380958That's not even the meaning of "trick or treat." Trick or treat is actually a threat from the children. They're saying they'll play a trick on you if you don't give them treats.
>>545380620Epstein is still alive and well
>>545380950>sexyThat is a fucking kid
>>545392446This isn't even a per capita issue you fucking retard. This is because FBI crime stats list thousands of spics as being white.
>>545392620>a fucking kidsubsequently a feeding kid
>>545382829men would fuck anything, even a piece of rubber approximately shaped like an ass, or a simple tube of plasticthe fuck threshold does not mean anything. it doesn't even mean they're female, or alive.
>>545380950>how about some lead candy going at 300 meters per second, kid?
>>545380958>illusionSword swallowing isn't an illusion.People learn to control their gag reflex and let it slide in.It's never a sharp sword (or corkscrew) of course, that's the only "illusion" but everything else is real.
>>545380620>What the HELL is wrong with boomers?clearly, he had a screw loose
>>545390960>t. pedophile boomerwhy is a 70 year old man showing 13 year old kids a giant wine bottle uncorker (obvious subtle kike sexual innuendo) and thinks its funnyyou are legitimately the worst generation of people to ever existplease free up the financial stagnation and die so your kids who likely dont even speak to you can actually do good things instead of sending 500k to african charities or some shit
>>545392620they're all jeet surplus males who get no pussy
>>545393152imagine the head
The only trick I could manage to do if those two showed up at my door is hiding my boner
>>545393639>waaaah I'm such a whiny faggot
>>545380620The dude has gray hair and a skull graphic Halloween shirt. There are plenty of signs he's not right
>>545393900>t. mike carusosomeone check this guys hard drive and interview his grandkids
>>545393900boomers are sexually stunted perverts who all gave each other herpes
>>545387615That's not AI slop, that's her actual audition.
this is AI isn't it
>>545393838Why hide it
Should have pulled out his dick and started wanking
>>545392446>ummm ackchuallyWe all know browns are kings of molestation. Every brown kid you see has been diddled by a cousin or an uncle, or their own father. The one nigger family I knew as a kid the oldest brother was molesting both his younger sisters. I stopped being his friend once I discovered this. He didn't try to hide it every well either, I think he was proud of his exploits.
>>545394305They would’ve liked that, though
>>545380950GIBS ME DAT CANDY CRACKA
>>545394325I would have threatened to expose him to the cops if he doesn't let me do the same. You think you're a sociopath but you're just a pussy at the core.
>>545394102Stop fucking around, I want the sauce.
>>545394141No
>>545395290>t. gypsy cygan pygmy sister fuckergo fuck your own grandpa too faggot
>>545392285politicaly incorect basket weaving board newfag
>>545396646You're the one who likes old bitches you corpse fucker lmao. I like them fresh unlike you grandma lover.
>You're the one who likes old bitches you corpse fucker lmao. I like them fresh unlike you grandma lover.
>>545380620it's called>trick-or-treat>do you want to see a trick>or do you want a treatobviously they choose the trickstop simping and let them deal with the consequences of their choice
Found your wife in a retirement home mutt?
>>545396800no i date around my age (mid 20s) like a normal person, what the fuck are you crying about grandpa?mad that 12 year olds wont fuck you even if you buy them candy?
>>545392446
>>545396984>he likes them used updisgusting faggot trying to enforce his disgusting sloppy seconds fetish on everyone else
he was actually dominating them by showing he could deep throat farther than those innocent little playboy bunny angels (literally children).
>>545397082>he tries to fuck kidswow you are jewish rooted huhgo rape your nieces and nephews buddy, im sure you already haveyoure going to have your eyes gouged out and skin peeled off
>>545397157Sloppy seconds RETARD fetisher hahahahahahaah
>>545380620I would give that bunny a carrot
>>545392666>>545394325>>545396994Uhh, bros? How do we come back from this?
>>545397198child rapist gypsy who fucks his sister
Based. That's what Halloween is all about
>>545396885That boomer is just showing off
>>545380620 Zoomers are soft faggots and every opportunity should be taken to expose them to real life horrors for their own good.
>>545396885The trick is telling them the treats are in the basement, follow me. Once they are in the basement, they become a treat......
>>545381031>I must shit on everyone attempting to get a positive reaction from the people around themKill yourself you fucking rat demon.
>>545380620They said trick or treat and they look way too old to be trick or treating anything. Boomer was in the right.
>>545397946link doesn't work, dumb shitskin
>>545392320>Made fun of for 1pbtID>Made fun of for 7pbtID Whats the correct number?
>>545380620What kind of moron that age even answers the door on Halloween unless he has a wife by his side with a bowl of candy? There's probably a hundred different things a schmuck that age standing alone can do in that situation to wind up having to register as a sex offender, most of them completely unintentional.
>>545380620They had a lead poisoning/serial killer problem in their generation
>>545403320This is true
>>545393152ok but is it acceptable to deepthroat a corkscrew in front of people, nevermind kids? Keep it in your bedroom.
>>545392559The spirits demand appeasement or there will be mischief.I thought that was common knowledge.>they're asking for a trick or a treat, hurr durr I'll give them a trick instead.That's how you get your house egged and toilet papered at 3am.
>>545380620Just give them some candy you goddamn boomer.
>>545380950>>545390800based>>545392620>>545392285kill yourselves
>>545402989
>>545380620Boomer Nonces are all extremely mentally illThey're the ones who abolished asylums so they could walk free amogus
>>545380620Thought he had one of those deer gutting tools and wondered what he was gonna do to the trick or treaters.
>>545380620I'd give them my candy if you catch my drift
>>545403995based
pls post sex inspector
>>545389049>Why is Halloween just an excuse for every girl to take off her pants and walk around like a slut?Its the sluts holiday you retard.
>>545404299Japanese posters continue to be based, you love to see it
>>545393639You are mentally ill and projecting.
>>545393018300 meters per second isn't fast, retard. at all. it's practically airsoft tier.
>>545382156halloweeen is supposed to be scary you disgusting shitskin
>>545380620>White male shows his deepthroating skills to underage girls against their willJust another normal day in Burgerland.
>>545392666>>545394325>>545396994>>545403995>nooooo!!!!!!!! they do it too!!! they are sick just like uscouldn't resist the feminine urge for an anecdote. cope, pedophiles
>>545389911Every degenerate thing that has been created in the past 60+ years originated from the United States of America. Every. Fucking. Thing.Thank you, USA, for bringing us:Social mediaRap musicSchool shootingsOpioidsTelevangelistsFentanylSocial justice warriorsGay politicians filming each other having sex in government buildingsOnlyFansWokenessFurriesTwerkingTrump sucking Jewish cockCollege debtDrag queen story hourChristcuckeryFast foodCelebrity worshipOutrageous healthcare costsBody modifications and plastic surgeryDating appsFace tattoosObesityGender pronounsBroniesGun cultureTipping cultureSSRIsUniversity fraternity/sorority cult behaviorThe Fat Acceptance MovementGiant box storesHigh fructose corn syrup
>>545404362another nonce. white or kike GUARANTEED
>>545405031pedophiles started in Germany, but watch the USA legalize it. they already stated to normalize it. whites and kikes as usual
>>545390038to attract black boys and men.
>>545402989in the USA, once a person knocks on your door or rings your doorbell, it is expected that one should and even must answer. this is the retarded white and kike culture they live in. it is simply retardation, because being white is synonymous to being a brain dead moron
>>545405086you are brown
>>545405662Imagine resorting calling me a "brown"; you don't know what I look like, you don't know who I am, and you have absolutely zero factual rebuttals to my posts, so what do you do? you sit on the internet frantically guessing my demographics like a psychic at a carnival, hoping one of your slursv and jabs stick. imagine being so utterly powerless and intellectually bankrupt that you have to invent a pretend enemy just to have something to scream at while defending your pedophilic tendencies. you are a spectator in your own life and an entertainer in mine. Keep dancing faggot
>>545387461The side show and circus geeks don't have a venue anymore. Other than the Jim Rose circus there's not many places for the naturally talented to showcase their abilities. The side show was #metoo'ed from culture.Shame that this is clown world
>>545405662t. 1/16th german on grandma's stepfather's side whitest american poster
>>545395502are your retarded, just google daisy ridley star wars audition or something
>>545403995If you want a wife, wouldn't you want to wait until you know she's an attractive adult rather than just relying on her youthful looks? Seems like you're giving yourself a 50% chance of having an uggo once she actually grows up.
>>545405031I mean....he isn't wrong.
>>545404976>>545405086>>545405176>>545405331>>545405803>whiteCorrect, I am. And you're the most obsessed faggot on this board. Neck yourself lol
>>545406413all that matters is you ousting yourself as a despicable pedophile. your IP has been logged and the FBI are on their way.
>>545380620Those girls should have sprayed that boomer with pepper spray.
>>545380620he just wanted to teach her how to do that with his dick afterwards, whats the big deal.
>>545386983Duh. Why are you telling our secret? What is wrong with you?
>>545386983Of course she is very attractive and most men would want to be intimate with her, but she is still an immature child so it's not ok to sexualize them.
>>545406473What are you gonna do about it? Post harder?
>>545380620boomers are attention whores whats new
>>545380958>gets tricked so he doesnt get a treat>seethes about this decades laterlmao
>>545404941They should be arrested for being homophobic
