>>545385068Good. More time at peace.
>>545385068women just want the BWC
Who watches this trash
>>545385068I'd rather have a white virgin girl with no tattoos than her though
>>545385289do you have any idea how much it costs to have a cgi man made out of wicker be your main character?
>>545385068I took one look at the foid in this movie and nope'd tf out. Yeah I rather be single and incel or life than competing with a wicker for that.
>>545385068and I would rather one of those snake women from X-COM than them, big deal. neither are real.
Jeet jannies routinely shit up the board with demoralization and other assorted lame unfunny shit. Board is fucking cooked. The only reason why I go so hard to spread jeet hate is because of these little shit goblin nigger behavior acting as if they are above everyone else when they are the smelliest, dirtiest, the most dishonest pieces of garbage on the planet, and instead of accepting it they try to erase this truth about them. It is truly not going to be good from here, board wise and the world in general. You guys have no idea how badly canada has been cooked since we imported these little nigger goblins en masse. Our culture went from high trust and empathy to scam scam scam cut corners lie lie lie because that is the status quo now. Behind every operation there is a jeet behind the curtain like the wizard of oz, feigning power while cowering in its tiny little deceptive pathetic existence. We need to root them out and kill them, we must. It is the rot of human civilzation.
Fuck WickersFuck janniesFuck kikes
>>545385068>wicker
>>545385068I fucking hate wicker chairs, fucking things are awful for pinching and snagging your clothing. I can only imagine the situation is infinitely worse if you try to shag them. Besides, envision the god-awful creaking noise the fucking wicker sex puppet man would make.
"women would rather a man"femoid hands typed this shit
FOIDSLOP ALERT
>>545385068This movie is just another rung on the ladder of white replacement "theory"The Jews are using this as a means to psyop women into using inanimate objects to pleasure themselves rather than with men. This is a no'fap psyop for women. This is meant to reduce white birthrate. When you dig down rabbit holesYou will find the "t" is always silentEvery calamity, psyop, financial collapse, regime change, war, its always the Jews at the bottom of the hole.
>>545385255underrated. good job.
>>545385506I'm still trying to understand what the tits were for other than a secondary sex characteristic.What does snake milk taste like?
>>545385979no clue, but the game's setting canonically had snake women brothels so the devs knew they what they were doing.
What was that movie? The shape of water?I saw it and was like "a woman gets fucked by a fish? Nah, skipping that".And now it's a woman gets fucked by a wicker man? Skipping that.Remember a couple of years ago they made a movie (a quibi) about a woman escaping cross country with her boyfriend's sex doll?Women have more empathy for plastic molded into the shape of women than they do for men.And women will get all wet and sloppy over any maudlin, lonesome creature they can 'save' as long as it's devoted solely to them.>Real men are ick>I want a fantasy fish man>I want to weave a man out of dry branches and shit>He's gotta have those sad lonely eyes>And he's gotta be 100% enslaved to me>Fuck yeah
>>545385570GET THAT WICKER BITCH OFF THE PLAANE
>>545385068we know all about wicker on this mongolian basket weaving forum
>>545385068Wicked
>>545386436honestly I'm just jealous that women get mainstream content for monster fuckingif a movie got announced where a guy romanced a lamia or a harpy or something, women would screech and say that it's toxic wish fulfillment or some other BS they made up about anything that appeals to men.
>>545385570Nicker
>>545385068Wait, say that again?A man...made out of wicker...some kind of...Wicker Person...
>>545385068>Men are all disgusting perverts!>Oh man, farm animals and mythical monsters and patio furniture get me SO FUCKING WETk
>>545385255Nice
I just genuinely can’t wrap my head around caring what women want or think in 2026.
>>545385068I’m going to give you severe brain damage and make you live out the rest of your days as a vegetable, shitting and pissing yourself.
>>545385979There's no reason snakelike characteristics and tits couldn't evolve on the same alien creature. Also it's awesome.
>>545386767It does seem like the concept came out of some kind of parlor game of "write an alternate plot based on a movie's title"
I don't give a fuck what women want. They deserve to be completely replaced with artificial wombs>>545385289Guillermo del Toro fans
Haven't heard that word since the Heian era: HOLLOW WICKER BASKET
>>545385979venom is stored in the tits
>>545385124
>>545385068ignore foyim posts, we already know they're trash.
>>545387234>Guillermo del ToroOr Bull Willy, as I like to call him.
>>545385479Right?!Why would I EVER want to compete for the affection of the post wall roasties who desperately finger their sand paper snatches to this clit lit movie slop? Girls worth pursuing aren't anywhere near this dead end schlock.
>>545385068This is what you've been told, Hans. Now spread Helga's legs so Hassan can penetrate easier.Go on, boy.
