>Five teenagers stabbed at Halloween partyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6n4ed1l2pn1o>Small boat migrants working in Britain illegally 'can sue their bosses under Angela Rayner's strengthened workers' rights laws'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16257473/Small-boat-migrants-illegally-sue-bosses.html>Nigel Farage pledges to rebrand Army force with 'distinctively British' namehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2262336/nigel-farage-rebrand-army-force-british-name>Burnham open to slavery payoutshttps://archive.ph/KUMiF>UK willing to spend £450m a year on EU students if it can join Made in Europe schemehttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/nov/01/uk-willing-to-spend-450m-a-year-on-eu-students-if-it-can-join-made-in-europe-scheme>Skilled migrants would boost UK public finances by £115bn under current rules, analysis findshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/skilled-migrants-boost-uk-finances-ippr-analysis-b3077084.html>Government is ‘making up China policy as it goes’, MPs have warned in new reporthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/government-china-liam-byrne-mps-b1303191.html>'Manipulated in our darkest hours’: Henry Nowak’s family say police misled themhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-02/manipulated-in-our-darkest-hours-henry-nowaks-family-say-police-misled-them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj00nZszmW4mum called me barmy when i said i fell off a gasometer for a bet
just farted
also why do people on bennies like fireworks more than you would consider normal most family's would maybe launch them for 20-30 min in back garden for kids usually the day of the event people on bennies do it for hours multiple times a week for months until summer when they run out
I expect no cuck outs from y'all when we go on vacations to Falklands on december of this year.Godspeed
>>545388879bennie fiends shouldn't be allowed to buy luxuries like fireworks, bastards
Any Coooorrrnie Shaw news? Haven't heard anything since her ISRAEL trip.
>>545388966not going unless it's in summer
>>545388879Most bennie mongs are simple creatures. They like the loud noise and pretty colours. They love the thrill of running back to safety after lighting one. Should we really mock them for that though? It's the sort of childlike innocence many of us no longer have. In the event of a civil war, they will be your greatest soldiers. They are fearless, love chaos and adrenaline rushes, they are loyal like a dog is to its owner. We look down on these people far too much.
creepy weirdo nonce bastard https://goyimx.com/emanonedits/status/2117184162796863836
>>545388845imagine the smell
Imagine if our willies could talk and stuff, men would be less lonely
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the USS Liberty?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793647006671278.webm
>PlumsIn a sponge?
>>545389286mine just pukes all the time
>>545389286i think willies would have like muffled versions of regional accents because they can only ever hear through pantseither that or deaf voice received pronunciation
The family say they were not shown police bodycam footage of his final moments until the first day of Digwa’s trial, and allege that immediately after telling them about Mr Nowak’s death, police asked about his political views, as well as their own. Lucy Ross, Mr Nowak’s mother, said: “I did think at the time, it’s a really strange question. You’ve just been told your son’s been murdered and then they asked that.” His father said the family were initially told that police “noticed Henry was in a serious state and they immediately started to administer first aid”. However, in the days and weeks that followed, they were told he had, in fact, been handcuffed and arrested before officers tried to help him. Mark Nowak said: “That evolution of what actually happened that night really shocked us, and we felt we were being hoodwinked. We felt we were not being told the truth.”https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11/02/henry-nowak-family-claim-they-were-manipulated-by-police/
>>545387478it triggers some genetic instinct and makes all the men think they are invading a foreign country
>>545389204The data actually shows that the main driver of fireworks sales is family size rather than class. Suburban and rural families being the main demographic.
I'm telling you, the benny division will have the most medals of all. Next to the "grafter division". Just imagine it, 12 lads rock up to enemy positions on surrons with explosives>*thick scouse accent*>eyhhhh set tha charrrges off laaad>deyr gonna get the chappas on us>BOOOOOM>*Bradford Aryan supersoldier enters the scene*>ready to graft this ken lads>ballies on>ensuing gunfight
>>545389012Hahaha, definitely better than the gore ones.
>>545389345>Plums>In a sponge?Yes.
alri la
>>545389012fake but fun
>>545389889the mechanised piptriot battalion in their war chariots will win this war for us
>Christmas soonCorI'm gonna have a leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary for Christmas din dins.
>>545388879>>545389001>>545389204miserable cunts
>>545388595>Burnham open to slavery payouts>Andy Burnham is open to increasing financial assistance for Commonwealth >countries to help atone for Britain’s role in the slave trade.>In a break with established government policy, The Telegraph understands Mr >Burnham will consider demands for investment in healthcare and education from >African and Caribbean countries.i can only think there is a meteorite coming so none of this will ever matter
>>545389993Similar to teabagging?
>>545390145I'm having venison. Steaks are only £5 from M&S and they are pretty big.
Never thought id say this but I miss Kiers brand of boring politics over this Andy says and does what he wants without thinking politics
cheer up it's clewshttps://rumble.com/v7hrm4c-another-fake-hero.html
>>545389041December is summer
>>545390228fingers crossed
>>545390228>demands for investment in healthcare and educationCut our schools and healthcare to fund African schools that fall into desrepair as soon as the Whites leave because they're incompetent then offer them permanent residence here because they built and couldn't maintain a shoddy school
>>545388879>>545389001>>545389204So true. They really aren't good people
>>545390244>Similar to teabagging?I don't know what that means.
>>545390228>demands for investment in healthcare and education from African and Caribbean countries.We already invested in those things; that was colonialism.
>>545389889that photo looks like a foreign. cant imagine council estate scum listening to italian raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evqJ_IXzxfg
Hands up i just did piss myself but it was more carelessness than anything
>>545389889>>545390600oh hang on, it's that lad in the videohail wiggazzi
>>545390538I got you
>>545390605timmaxxing?
>>545390805>>545390842dead by March
>>545390896is that a death in june covers band?
>>545390896Anons have been saying that for the past 5 years kek
>>545391053what a fucking burden
>had a shower>not sure if I need a poo nowFFS lads. I like a pre-shower poo
>>545391284I just found out after 30 years my butthole is higher up than i thought, think I just wiped properly for the first time
>>545391284>poo in the showertwo for one
the commies are planning to replicate French riots
>>545391483I'm sure the right wing lads will go down and sort them out.
Trannies, kikes and browns(same thing) still seething today.
>>545391362>That's the hero's journey
>>545391483Good. Let it all burn.
>>545391483>youth strikethought they were all virgin neets
>>545391483how is everything Russian interference but this is just zoomers rioting in every nato country
>>545391284You know what I do often? Poo, wipe, flush etc Go back to work or whatever and then realise I need to piss, but I couldn't get all the piss out because I was sat down.
>>545391362
>>545391362>he doesn't use scented baby wipes and wipe his entire arsecrack from top to bottom, vigorouslybet you fucking stink
bros i dont feel so good
THOUGHTS N PRAYERSHOUGHTSNPRAYERS
>>545391483>the youth in question
>>545391874his fault reallyshouldn't have put that out into the reality mesh for the norns to weave him something fucked up
>>545391670cuz russia wnts to fnd neo nahtzeehs or smth idk to be kirkactual rlly
just farted again
>Shop freezers in seven European countries hit by cyber-attackhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq1kd1nee80eolmao everyone is prepping now
>>545391670jews obviously
>>545391915kekniggers
>>545392040the internet of things to hack
>her fiance gave her the ick
>>545391840>"he who cleans his house expects visitors"
>>545392181kek check you out
we should have open borders because a BAME wiped my grandfather's bum before he passed away
>>545392305did you visit him often?
>>545392181fucking kek
Used a log splitter and a chainsaw yesterday
>>545392334nah, he was always crying about the BAMEs robbing or abusing him... Vile racist but that's the old generation for you, eh? Glad to be rid of it!
>>545392374
>>545392374based need to get a chainsaw, gotta fucking upload ID to scamazon to buy one now
>>545392305It is quite funny how most of these arguments boil down to slavery and doing things that I would never stoop so low to do. "They cared for my mum on her deathbed when I couldn't be arsed to get off my fat arse to visit".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZA9YE-y9fc
>>545392038becoming a bit of a habit
>>545391874I've heard the recordingThe "pilotess" sounds like she'd have been better suited on a hotel reception deskFeminism claims more victims
luv a night walk
>>545392582>You wouldn't wipe my father's bum for £5 an hour!!! Yeah? No one should have to
>>545392651somebody stop me
>>545392758I'm quite partial to a warm and toxic smelling guff meself
just ordered a maccies
>>545392719Minimum wage innit. That's like £13 an hour now. But if you do it illegally you can get some Haitian who eats mud for a living to do it for £5. Greed really, totally brought down our civilisation because of this greed mindset. Some may call it global-financial capitalism.
>>545392869>Minimum wage innitIt just keeps going upBullish on min wagies, they're the engine of society
>>545392038>just farted againI had some nice vegetable soup the other day, but I was doing loads of farts all evening and that night and they fucking stank.
>>545392696Thoughts on fog walks?
>>545392968Shouldn't eat vegetables. They're bad for you.
