>Five teenagers stabbed at Halloween partyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6n4ed1l2pn1o>Small boat migrants working in Britain illegally 'can sue their bosses under Angela Rayner's strengthened workers' rights laws'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16257473/Small-boat-migrants-illegally-sue-bosses.html>Nigel Farage pledges to rebrand Army force with 'distinctively British' namehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2262336/nigel-farage-rebrand-army-force-british-name>Burnham open to slavery payoutshttps://archive.ph/KUMiF>UK willing to spend £450m a year on EU students if it can join Made in Europe schemehttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/nov/01/uk-willing-to-spend-450m-a-year-on-eu-students-if-it-can-join-made-in-europe-scheme>Skilled migrants would boost UK public finances by £115bn under current rules, analysis findshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/skilled-migrants-boost-uk-finances-ippr-analysis-b3077084.html>Government is ‘making up China policy as it goes’, MPs have warned in new reporthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/government-china-liam-byrne-mps-b1303191.html>'Manipulated in our darkest hours’: Henry Nowak’s family say police misled themhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-02/manipulated-in-our-darkest-hours-henry-nowaks-family-say-police-misled-them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj00nZszmW4mum called me barmy when i said i fell off a gasometer for a bet
just farted
also why do people on bennies like fireworks more than you would consider normal most family's would maybe launch them for 20-30 min in back garden for kids usually the day of the event people on bennies do it for hours multiple times a week for months until summer when they run out
I expect no cuck outs from y'all when we go on vacations to Falklands on december of this year.Godspeed
>>545388879bennie fiends shouldn't be allowed to buy luxuries like fireworks, bastards
Any Coooorrrnie Shaw news? Haven't heard anything since her ISRAEL trip.
>>545388966not going unless it's in summer
>>545388879Most bennie mongs are simple creatures. They like the loud noise and pretty colours. They love the thrill of running back to safety after lighting one. Should we really mock them for that though? It's the sort of childlike innocence many of us no longer have. In the event of a civil war, they will be your greatest soldiers. They are fearless, love chaos and adrenaline rushes, they are loyal like a dog is to its owner. We look down on these people far too much.
creepy weirdo nonce bastard https://goyimx.com/emanonedits/status/2117184162796863836
>>545388845imagine the smell
Imagine if our willies could talk and stuff, men would be less lonely
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the USS Liberty?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793647006671278.webm
>PlumsIn a sponge?
>>545389286mine just pukes all the time
>>545389286i think willies would have like muffled versions of regional accents because they can only ever hear through pantseither that or deaf voice received pronunciation
The family say they were not shown police bodycam footage of his final moments until the first day of Digwa’s trial, and allege that immediately after telling them about Mr Nowak’s death, police asked about his political views, as well as their own. Lucy Ross, Mr Nowak’s mother, said: “I did think at the time, it’s a really strange question. You’ve just been told your son’s been murdered and then they asked that.” His father said the family were initially told that police “noticed Henry was in a serious state and they immediately started to administer first aid”. However, in the days and weeks that followed, they were told he had, in fact, been handcuffed and arrested before officers tried to help him. Mark Nowak said: “That evolution of what actually happened that night really shocked us, and we felt we were being hoodwinked. We felt we were not being told the truth.”https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11/02/henry-nowak-family-claim-they-were-manipulated-by-police/
>>545387478it triggers some genetic instinct and makes all the men think they are invading a foreign country
>>545389204The data actually shows that the main driver of fireworks sales is family size rather than class. Suburban and rural families being the main demographic.
I'm telling you, the benny division will have the most medals of all. Next to the "grafter division". Just imagine it, 12 lads rock up to enemy positions on surrons with explosives>*thick scouse accent*>eyhhhh set tha charrrges off laaad>deyr gonna get the chappas on us>BOOOOOM>*Bradford Aryan supersoldier enters the scene*>ready to graft this ken lads>ballies on>ensuing gunfight
>>545389012Hahaha, definitely better than the gore ones.
>>545389345>Plums>In a sponge?Yes.
alri la
>>545389012fake but fun
>>545389889the mechanised piptriot battalion in their war chariots will win this war for us
>Christmas soonCorI'm gonna have a leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary for Christmas din dins.
>>545388879>>545389001>>545389204miserable cunts
>>545388595>Burnham open to slavery payouts>Andy Burnham is open to increasing financial assistance for Commonwealth >countries to help atone for Britain’s role in the slave trade.>In a break with established government policy, The Telegraph understands Mr >Burnham will consider demands for investment in healthcare and education from >African and Caribbean countries.i can only think there is a meteorite coming so none of this will ever matter
>>545389993Similar to teabagging?
>>545390145I'm having venison. Steaks are only £5 from M&S and they are pretty big.
Never thought id say this but I miss Kiers brand of boring politics over this Andy says and does what he wants without thinking politics
cheer up it's clewshttps://rumble.com/v7hrm4c-another-fake-hero.html
>>545389041December is summer
>>545390228fingers crossed
>>545390228>demands for investment in healthcare and educationCut our schools and healthcare to fund African schools that fall into desrepair as soon as the Whites leave because they're incompetent then offer them permanent residence here because they built and couldn't maintain a shoddy school
>>545388879>>545389001>>545389204So true. They really aren't good people
>>545390244>Similar to teabagging?I don't know what that means.
>>545390228>demands for investment in healthcare and education from African and Caribbean countries.We already invested in those things; that was colonialism.
>>545389889that photo looks like a foreign. cant imagine council estate scum listening to italian raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evqJ_IXzxfg
Hands up i just did piss myself but it was more carelessness than anything
>>545389889>>545390600oh hang on, it's that lad in the videohail wiggazzi
>>545390538I got you
>>545390605timmaxxing?
>>545390805>>545390842dead by March
>>545390896is that a death in june covers band?
>>545390896Anons have been saying that for the past 5 years kek
>>545391053what a fucking burden
>had a shower>not sure if I need a poo nowFFS lads. I like a pre-shower poo
>>545391284I just found out after 30 years my butthole is higher up than i thought, think I just wiped properly for the first time
>>545391284>poo in the showertwo for one
the commies are planning to replicate French riots
>>545391483I'm sure the right wing lads will go down and sort them out.
Trannies, kikes and browns(same thing) still seething today.
>>545391362>That's the hero's journey
>>545391483Good. Let it all burn.
>>545391483>youth strikethought they were all virgin neets
>>545391483how is everything Russian interference but this is just zoomers rioting in every nato country
>>545391284You know what I do often? Poo, wipe, flush etc Go back to work or whatever and then realise I need to piss, but I couldn't get all the piss out because I was sat down.
>>545391362
>>545391362>he doesn't use scented baby wipes and wipe his entire arsecrack from top to bottom, vigorouslybet you fucking stink
bros i dont feel so good
THOUGHTS N PRAYERSHOUGHTSNPRAYERS
>>545391483>the youth in question
>>545391874his fault reallyshouldn't have put that out into the reality mesh for the norns to weave him something fucked up
>>545391670cuz russia wnts to fnd neo nahtzeehs or smth idk to be kirkactual rlly
just farted again
>Shop freezers in seven European countries hit by cyber-attackhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq1kd1nee80eolmao everyone is prepping now
>>545391670jews obviously
>>545391915kekniggers
>>545392040the internet of things to hack
>her fiance gave her the ick
>>545391840>"he who cleans his house expects visitors"
>>545392181kek check you out
we should have open borders because a BAME wiped my grandfather's bum before he passed away
>>545392305did you visit him often?
>>545392181fucking kek
Used a log splitter and a chainsaw yesterday
>>545392334nah, he was always crying about the BAMEs robbing or abusing him... Vile racist but that's the old generation for you, eh? Glad to be rid of it!
>>545392374
>>545392374based need to get a chainsaw, gotta fucking upload ID to scamazon to buy one now
>>545392305It is quite funny how most of these arguments boil down to slavery and doing things that I would never stoop so low to do. "They cared for my mum on her deathbed when I couldn't be arsed to get off my fat arse to visit".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZA9YE-y9fc
>>545392038becoming a bit of a habit
>>545391874I've heard the recordingThe "pilotess" sounds like she'd have been better suited on a hotel reception deskFeminism claims more victims
luv a night walk
>>545392582>You wouldn't wipe my father's bum for £5 an hour!!! Yeah? No one should have to
>>545392651somebody stop me
>>545392758I'm quite partial to a warm and toxic smelling guff meself
just ordered a maccies
>>545392719Minimum wage innit. That's like £13 an hour now. But if you do it illegally you can get some Haitian who eats mud for a living to do it for £5. Greed really, totally brought down our civilisation because of this greed mindset. Some may call it global-financial capitalism.
>>545392869>Minimum wage innitIt just keeps going upBullish on min wagies, they're the engine of society
>>545392038>just farted againI had some nice vegetable soup the other day, but I was doing loads of farts all evening and that night and they fucking stank.
>>545392696Thoughts on fog walks?
>>545392968Shouldn't eat vegetables. They're bad for you.
>>545393012Bit like a forest walk. Seems like a good idea but gets boring real quick because you can't see anything.
>>545392869Wage theft is perfectly legal if it isn't contested in a court a temporary migrants has no standing in. Gangmasters didn't just stop operating overnight
>>545392838i might walk and get one myselfa bit of shit food, why notget some bandidos from the aldi
>>545393079>Gangmasters didn't just stop operating overnightThought they all drownded cockling?
>>545393160There's better shit food than McDonald's. That's desperate.
>>545393160get a weed ladthen a maccies
>>545393248
>>545393063>gets boring real quick because you can't see anything.Even better for having imaginary fights mid-walk
>>545392040A cyber polygon just flew over me house
>>545393289winter is bulk season innit
>>545393248nah i'm not smoking noffink or taking no drugs
bonfire night soon, every pitbull is gonna go ape shit
>>545393579filtered
>>545389531Idgaf about subhuman poles
>545393636>filtered
>>545391053Wish someone would spam bootlegger rather than this boring bastard
Only found out the other day that condom sizes are by girth, not length. Because I'm definitely not average by length.
>>545389993I wash muh plums with an sponge
so much gas out me arse this evenin'
>>545393638The state doesn't make any distinction between Poles and Brits. The exact same thing would have happened if he were White British.
https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U
Do you have your 3-day supplies yet?
Genuine thoughts on this whole prep / blackout thing?Seeing news about a new Iran offensive, and how bad things are re. oil & fertilizer supplies and how it'll effect the economy pretty badly before long. Nothingburger or is bad news on the way?
>>545394084>pat testing stickers everywherekek. I bet the nonce has to have special labels on everything too in his government funded crackden
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11/02/henry-nowak-family-claim-they-were-manipulated-by-police/>Henry Nowak’s family claim they were manipulated by police>Murder victim’s father says he felt ‘hoodwinked’ by force after the death of his 18-year-old son>Henry Nowak’s family have said they were “manipulated in our darkest hour” by police after his murder.>They allege that Hampshire police initially treated Mr Nowak as the aggressor and told them, incorrectly, that first aid had been administered immediately.>The family say they were not shown police bodycam footage of his final moments until the first day of Digwa’s trial, and allege that immediately after telling them about Mr Nowak’s death, police asked about his political views, as well as their own.>Lucy Ross, Mr Nowak’s mother, said: “I did think at the time, it’s a really strange question. You’ve just been told your son’s been murdered and then they asked that.”https://archive.ph/T9qSiReminder
Think I'll get a pack of regular
>>545394534It's not Russia people should be worried about. Trump is planning to nuke Iran
>>545394519checking my frequency now
>>545394534many countries are putting out preparedness warnings, recent cyber attacks on Russia and Ukraine, stories of supermarket freezers being hacked.this could be the beginning of a cyber polygon type global web blackout.if you can, do some prep - cos y'never know
>have urge to contribute something to the thread>can't think what though
>>545394958“Josh is a good lad”
>>545394958What size condom you'd buy
Don't know if it's new news or slightly out of date news but we've got a machete attack in Manchester and live firing exercise off the Falklands.>LinksCan not be arsed.
rumour has it that hostellass is being held against her will by a lad pimping her out, ooer
>>545395130Just use water balloons for me posh wanks, loads cheaper.
>>545394534oculd have coped with it 20-30 years ago but now there is no safety margin, no investment, maintenance is poor quality and cheaply done, Bames in middle management, redundancy and reserves are missing.once the first thing goes wrong like a cold winter then we can only cope with about one more thing like Iran and then we are collapsing if Russia does something or the tanker drivers go on strike etc.
>>545394519>>545394903no voltage anomalies this end this evening
>>545394519>cant keep it running properly>lets just stop providing the data that shows the problemjob done
>>545395193It's too use on a woman actually
>>545395091Won't be posting that.
>>545394849lol, lmao even
>>545395165Are you gonna rescue her
>>545394519oh bugger
>>545394958post willy
>>545394519>>545394534>Two 1pbtid about prepping posted 11 seconds apartTrying to let us in on something, officers?
>>545393817Who are you trying to impress here with that post lad?You fucking faggot.
>>545395137>"We believe this to be an isolated incident and there is no wider threat to the public," the force added.
>>545395294you should remain quiet next time rather than contributing to seethe
>>545395272>tooto
>>545394704everyone stopped caring when it was revealed his sister was a typical polish coalburner
>>545393248McDonald's is bad enough fresh. It is DIRE delivered. Only a sosij and egg double m muffin can survive in a barely edible state.Fries and burgers..... Nope.
prepping for deez nutz
>>545395323>>545393890
>>545395381So too was he, that's the whole point of why they didn't let Digwa off
>>545393890think i saw this guy working in tesco
>>545395238semper fi