OUR ICE CREAM IS MELTING
https://freedium-mirror.cfd/www.ft.com/content/2526056c-c616-4116-94b1-ac278da21cca
>>545392858but...but.. we was all gonna freeze to death?
Omg, climate change is real!
first we froooze to death... now..we thaaaww to death!Damn these russians and their 4th world war against us, causing us such inconvenience!
>>545392858>Russiaso kikes are pulling a cyber attack false flag?
>>545392858> Password was 1234
It's a case of negligence more than anything, they should have patched the holes when French attack happened.Of course no one did that because it costs money and security only becomes important after the damage is done.
>>545392858lets nuke them all WW3 begins!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pteLUkfVW5c&pp=ygUQbWlsaXRhcnkgc3VtbWFyeQ%3D%3Dnukes are fake and gay
>>545392858YOU WILL HOOK YOUR FREEZER TO THE INTERNET!
>>5453928583 days food not looking so funny anymore
>>545392858Why are freezers connected to the internet?
>>545392973And it turns out the Russians are behind that too! Who knew amirite?
>>545392858>131 fahrenheitI suppose if the motors underneath are running and the door is kept closed the heat might build up to that point if the refrigerant was somehow removed. how did hackers make the coolant not be compressed while the motors ran?
>>545392907>>545392973two more shabbats then heavens give free ice cream
>>545393341begause hagging it ist for teh lulz :DDDDDDDDebin :DDDDDD
>>545392858Der Eispootin kommt :DDDDD
This is why politicians in various countries are telling people to stock food and water.The cyber security is dog shit and presumably now ai is good enough to find the flaws and exploit them.We used to have programs installed locally on our work computers and now everything is on remote servers and we just have work stations. Its really slow but presumably it was done for security reasons.
My stupid new cloths washer can connect to wifi. A feature I will never ever use but maybe hackers and connect remotely and send it into a fast enough spin that it catches fire and my house burns down.great.
>>545393341Having to physically check if everything was working made the managers sad or something.
>>545392858Europoops can't even into freezing
>>545392858oh no we're gonna melt this winter!
>>545393325this shit wasnt thought to you in school in case of emergencies in 2000's?
Well that does it. The only option is to ban Chinese AI and put more of our AI in control of literally everything.Blame those heckin Russians
>>545394112not that i remember we had stable water and electricity back then though
>>545392858Thank goodness summer is over.Just leave food outside, high enough so wolves don't get it.
>>545392858>DRUMPF gets two scoops>yuros get noneimpeach!
>>545392858HOW CAN THEM IF POL TOLL ME NAFO DESTROY ALL THE RUSSIAN INTERNET????
>>545394372fuck me you guys are fucked when the system fucks up
>>545394372water ist begome stable too when ist freeds in de gold bipe. :DDDDDebin! :DDDDDDDDDD
>>545392858>Have smart fridges connected to the internet in this year of our lord 2026smart
>55Chow does a freezer raise the temperature at all?
I ZOLD YOU ABOUT ZE ZYBERPANDEMIC 99.9% of the population is falling for it. It's so pathetic.
>>545394892Defrost setting or run the loop continuously until it overheats.
>>545392858why the FUCK can freezers and coolers remotely heat up to 50c
seems like a pretty kino event. grocers rushing to liquidate inventory, man with large domestic freezer acquire top quality frozen dairy treats at a great discount.russian conspiracy to give the working man cheap dairy products? can’t say i hate it.
>>545395682>grocers rushing to liquidate inventoryLmao, by that logic tons of food wouldn't be literally thrown out every day. You're not going to get any discounts or deals.
>>545395525Better question is, why do freezers need to be connected through the internet to some central server?And why the fuck is the password just 4 zeroes?
If you dont have 3 days of food in your house or more you are probably being irresponsible with your money.Get some fucking rich and or lentils. Cheap as fuck and feeds you for little effort.>but what if the nukes are falling.Hold the packet towards the flash of light. That can heat food in a pinch.>>545395525They just run in reverse. You dumb ape.
>>545395525disable cooling, enable defrosting, magic hotboxtime
>>545395682Okay but how many hours was the food heated to an unsafe temperature before you buy it? How intense is the food poisoning?
>>545392858Jews*Jews put those systems in place to do exactly that
>>545392858>>RussiaI think you misspelled, "Israel".
>>545395525>his freezer doesn't have airfryer function includedpoorfag
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>>545395857So they can be remotely monitored. The issue is they include some cheap component that is actually just a basic computer that can do all sorts instead of a custom built controller that can only control temperature within controlled parameters and report back.Your wrist watch might have some function that allows it to detonate the battery because that component was cheaper than one that only lets it be a wrist watch.
>>545395525>They are insulated, which is a two way street - retains cold, retains heat>Anything that goes below freezing will build up frost over time, which anyone who cleaned grandma's freezer will know is pretty much impossible to remove once sufficiently caked without just unplugging the thing and letting it thaw>So commercial units (and probably your own freezer) are equipped with a heating unit designed to cyclically switch on and warm up just the surfaces frost will accumulate on.>The timing and cycles for this are controlled electronically, because obviously; every customer's going to be setting their freezers to different temps with different products affecting airflow, so each customer will find a different cycle rate works best...>But oh no now someone figured out how to remote into their master controller and set the defrost cycle to last infinitely long, inadvertently repurposing the defrosting heating element into a functional space heater>The output of which is hotboxed by the insulation until the entire unit destroys itselfNow read up on how to remove and clean your home fridge's drip pan anon.
>>545396316One of my go to shops was affected. My infant son has died. We are eating grass and boiling boots to stave off hunger.
>>545392858my freezer is working
>>545395815> Swedish man explains to American man that French grocery stores work like American grocery stores.I’d sooner listen to a random satanic pedophile if I wanted the granular details on this topic.
>>545396452You do realise you're on an island surrounded by fish, right?
>>545398327why the fuck did you need all the spam cans then?
>>545392858to be fair, anyone who has a "smart" freezer deserves this
>Freezers NEED to be connected to the internet guys!!!
>>545393389They have a defrost mode with a heating element.
>>545400033For supermarkets it makes sense to have network connected freezers.If only to log the temperatures in case something spoiled.It could even be a security feature to prevent customers from fiddling with the temperature.And it would have been fine if they used proper authentication.
>>545392858What fucking retard decided it was a good idea to connect freezers to the internet? >you can adjust the temperature onlineBro jusy fucking have the wagie you're allready paying to stock the fridge adjust it. Its a fucking fridgeGod i hate this retarded shit. Why tf do they even get that hot?
