*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here
No we know you are a bot
>>545399203Nah it's just very human ocd. I got it too.
Did you think it hurted on impact? Like was there a tiny instance of intense pain or?
>>545399149>Get a Job you're usele-aaaaack
>>545399321Kek
Foid dives into the void
>>545399380No. Explosion moves faster than nerve signals.
>>545399380they were instantly obliterated, their nervous system would be disintegrated before it could send or receive any kind of pain impulse
>>545399149>it all start with *Load snort>OHhh yeahhh
'nother one for the spam folder
>>545400447you dont have nerve signals when you hit the ground at 400 mph
>>545399149A 55-yo male was flying that jet. Absolutely appalling!
>>545399380too fast for the brain to register anything
>>545399321God imagine the picosecond right at impact when you transition between states of matter
>>545402477You're entire body would be disintegrated faster than the pain signals from your nerves could reach your brain.
>>545399149Wow so original. Fucking retard.
Well, shit.
>>545399149it is obviously a plane from another dimension collisioning in our realityThe real pilots landed safely in Terra 2
>>545402543yea that's why I said "imagine"would be neat if it was like the last scene in Sunshine when Leto hits the sun's surface.
>>545399149>tfw the psyop department ran out of budget early this year
>>545402664Was that car parked or was someone driving?
>>545403143Someone was driving. They were pulling out of that parking lot. Lucky for them they didn't get hit
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>>545403274Are you sure they didn't end up in the crater? :<
>>545403658heh this one will definitely be the reason I get sent to hell
>>545403882The plane is about 20 feet or more closer to the camera. It's an optical illusion sort of, but the car was not hit.
>>545399149I'm late to this story, but did that car get annihilated? Imagine picking up some tendies, stopped at a red light, and that shit just falls on the car next to you.
>>545403658I wonder if the driver made split-second eye contact with the pilot right before impact
>>545403882You can see it in the video of the aftermath. It's the silver Cadillac
>>545404083Nope. Tendies secured. Happy and healthy.
nevermind I'm high the plane is clearly in front of the car
I guess she flew a little too close to the sun
>>545402770That was Cillian Murphy. Fuck me, I forgot all about that movie. Looking back, it was a dumb as shit movie, but the visuals and music are memorable. Adagio in D Minor.
>>545403658imagine if that had hit trump
>>545404286dems lose the midterms after a yuge surge in independent voters swings all the states red
why not jump out if it's gonna crash so hard it makes a crater
>>545404986Uhhh... are they not offering Physics in grade school anymore, or just passing everyone to keep them moving?
>>545402182Nigger.
>>545399149>Women shouldn't be permited to drive. Let alone pilot aircrafts
>>545399380No, the whole thing was literally vaporized. They didn't feel a thing, except for urine filling their shoes.
>>545399149The final NTSC report should be intredasting. I've never flown a plane in my life and even I know about wing-deicing systems. Did they not turn them on, did they fail, or what?
>>545399380They lose consciousness faster than nerve signals can be processed.It's an instant blackout.
>>545410310Is it possible they were already unconscious by the time they hit the ground? I know most people pass out around 4 or 5 Gs. No idea how many Gs they were going, but it looked pretty fast.
>>545406415just jump out horizontally and use your clothing as a parachute and land with a broken leg topsit is all about timing, obviously dont jump 1000 feet from impact, 400 feet tops
>>545410477why were they going so fast. Did the throttle get stuck or were they going fast to try to get lift or what.
Female in the cockpit...
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>>545399380Nope, but during that full minute of descent they might be packed into the back of the plane, screaming their heads off in total panic.
Hundreds of people have survived falling from planes with no parachute at all, some even at terminal velocity. Its all about where you land. Survivors mostly hit things like swamps or very large dense shrubs. In suburbia, youre screwed.
>hey Chatgpt, compare the cost of flying 7 people from Austin to the Bahamas in first class, versus the cost of using our company's private jet and writing off the expense as under business networking.>The private jet option is more cost effective and will yield tax benefits.
>>545411173why didn't jfk jr just parachute out?if he did, dude would be president right now
>>545404006OK that explains why it doesn't seem to touch the power lines either.>>545404152I'll need to watch it again.
>>545411173Didn't some guy in WWII survive a fall from a plane falling through a barn? A lot of cuck sheds in suburbia.
>>545404285>it was a dumb as shit moviecope, its kino
No, I wasn't wondering that at all. Could you put the record back on?
>>545399380We have no idea how time passes at death. For all we know they experienced thousands of years of anguish during what would seem as instantaneous to the observing eye.
>>545412722If that's the case, I guess I better go out like David Carradine.
>>545399149absolutely based fuck everyone on that shit plane. fuck the tech fag who makes the world a shittier place, fuck his gay family, and fuck the gay pilots who fly rich people around on their stupid toxic pleasure seeking pollution spewing trips.We need more mass executions like this, literally millions of people need to die just like this.
>>545413606>picrelHonestly, having read that, I don't feel so bad anymore. Still sucks about his innocent children though. That's two root and stems for white families that were prematurely extirpated. But that said, the father seems like the type of shitty tech bro billionaire people ruining the fucking economy and the internet. All that wealth amassed and circulating for what amounts to as annoying marketing and nu-spyware, as if we don't have enough of that shit already. You can also bet your ass he hired jeets and championed the H1B program.
>>545410477They were all still concious, they didnt pull many G's. They were going ~300mph at altitude before hitting the ice and estimates put them hitting the ground around 670mph almost 90 seconds later. That's only ~0.1gs if acceleration was constant, though it probably wasn't. The bank angle they were in wasn't very tight either, they got nowhere near enough g's to pass out. Also, the co-pilot was speaking right up until impact. They totally knew what was coming.>>545410674They flew head first into a big ass storm,(despite being suggested not to by ATC) and the Leer is notoriously bad at handling ice. They iced up the wings and it quickly started falling out of the sky. Pilot pulled up on the stick to save it and ripped the elevators off, so it got stuck in an uncontrollable missile nose dive.
