Now that the dust has settled, which one would be better?
The submarine was a surprise of didn’t see it coming. Dead before they realize anything is wrong. Plane was probably terrifying for the last 10 minutes of their life.
Sub, instant depressurization = instant deathIn the plane you got about 50 seconds to think while knowing you'll die
>>545401773Plane is cooler
>>545401773Sub was way better. Shit was in the news for weeks. It was a mystery. Folks thought they could still be alive. We had the playstation controller reveal. Meanwhile a plane crash is just a planecrash. Probably rigged by some jews to steal the company. Didn't even disappear in the south pacific or anything interesting.
>>545401883>>545401896>>545402089The people on the sub basically ascended into heaven
>>545402089>a plane crash is just a planecrashYou say that until the logitech controller appears in the crater
>>545402089Man I had legitimate nightmares of faint knocking sounds on radar for weeks after that shit
>>545401773i'd have been shitting myself as soon as that rickety sub entered the water, so that's hours of dread vs about 60 seconds on the plane.
>>545401896it's irrelevant, you die either way, and all the "pain" of knowing about your death is then gone.
>>545402089wasn't it a junky off-brand controller or something?
>>545401883They knew something was wrong. They were hearing loud cracks and had begun to resurface when it happened
>>545401773There's something majestic about dying in a crash of a nose diving airplane. The ancient myth of Icarus and stuff. A lot of fire and noise. Strangers watching it in awe and screaming.
>>545402191I wouldn't be surprised. Logitech make some good peripherals.
>>545401773The one that had the most rich fags inside.
>>545402518You mean "used to make"?
>>545401883Unfortunately they heard the hull cracking and were trying to ascend before the implosion. Both situations were equally shitty.
>>545402557Why do you hate rich people so much?
>>545401773Neither.>The submarine was a surpriseBy the way, this anon >>545401883 is a mother fucking retard.
>>545401773The people on the sub knew something was wrong, iirc, they were trying to dump ballast weights and ascend. And they had to hear all the cracking sounds that the CEO guy no doubt claimed were "totally normal". I want to say they might have known for like 20 minutes. But how they got in that thing and didn't think about it from the start anyway, idk.
>>545401773Prolly the plane. The plane was designed and assembled by competent whites; the sub made by non-whites. Only one had potential for failure by non-white pilot failure. Choose wisely, anons.
>>545402406Yea, Logitech
>>545402294This, doesn't really fucking matter. You could die in slow agony for 100 days, you'll be dead anyways.
>>545402557Based>>545402683Cringe
Implying you don't know they're both going to crash, you have to get on one of them in one minute,.would you rather trust a submarine controlled with a joystick or a jet controlled by a woman?
if only all men were into feet, they wouldn't try something dangerous like flying on a plane or going to the bottom of the sea
>>545402769Dont ever talk to anon like that again
>>545403058I'll talk to that faggot however I want because I am physically and mentally superior to him.
>>545402560Still do. My MX Master is great.
>>545401773both suck in the dei hire sub with some jeets and the incompetent tard ceo maybe they beat him up after losing control and realizing they were going to die getting your remains fused together like that by so much pressureat least some sealife fed on their corpses, so something good came of it on the plane everything turned sideways, some corporate people realizing they have lost the game, hysteric background noises from the not so much cockpit, compressed to mush and then incinerated also not very desirable but you get bonus points because of the cool video unlike the sub where there only was a vague audio recording i really can't decide, i think i will stay in my bed tucked in underneath my blankets waiting for the airfryer with tendies to finish and maybe play some homm3 on my gaming rig to conserve ram from wearing out too fast
>>545401773I wouldn't be stuck in a tiny tube with jeets in the plane
>>545402089>Folks thought they could still be alive.Which was funny because they found evidence of the sub imploding within a day or two and the search kept going for days after because....That said, the sub is probably the best. At worst, once it happens it's instantaneous.
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>>545402518Honestly, the controller was the least of the sub's issues. That thing should have never been anywhere near water, and the fact it lasted as long as it did was a complete miracle.
>>545401896this. if i had to choose a death penalty and it coudl be anything i choose raggedy sub that implodes without warning
maybe the shock of what was about to happen caused the family to all blackout simultaneously so that God could just pluck them away at 5k feet and bring them into His kingdom.
>>545401883The plane you get the chance to shit out the window and ruin someones day on your way out
>>545401773the sub, cos no tiktok foid in the cockpit
>>545401773They were both functionally equal in terms of speed of death.You just have to choose do you want to be over a mile underwater hearing cracking for 20 minutes in a sardine tight sub knowing something is wrong since it’s not ascending much at allOR do you want a minute of chaotic plane nosediving in which you absolutely know you’re fucked?
>>545402824Nose diving 30000 ft is not normal they knew they were going to die also
>>545401773What if the plane went down near the coast and hit a sub?
>>545402560You can keep the good stuff running indefinitely with elbow grease.
Never seen a fleshlight like that before
>>545401883Oh they knew something was wrong, alright. lolThe sub was WAY quicker, but both so quick, we couldnt register it. But the sub Im sure cracked and moaned and groaned and they knew those sounds were NOT normal. That is terrifying too. The plane ride down would be EXHILARATING were it a roller coaster or an F-16, so theres that.
>>545401773
>>545403814>corpsesThey were completely incinerated. The instant pressure change from that thing imploding was around the temperature of the sun.
>>545405736yea getting shot at is no fun especially if the bullet wins
>>545403221Based if true.
>>545404197There were people who knew the moment it happened. It's on youtube but you can hear the surface team call it as it happened. Some foid keeps trying to contact them after everyone takes their headsets off.
>>545402191Has anyone checked in the crater? The plane might be in there, under the water. There might be a bit of a pircel going on.
>>545402882Answer my question then
>>545402187they were fags, so theyre burning in hell, same with planefags
>>545409451Yes but they're currently in a slurry of aluminum and concrete and baby atoms
>>545405872there was no bullet, the mic under his shirt was rigged to explode, because he was about to start a doge program to find out where the money was going
>>545409451kek
>>545409854elaborate
>>545409854nah I just think there are legitimate insane people out there and you never truly know when they will snap until it's too late. Maybe we were wrong about the nuthouses.
>>545409595people become rich by selling out, not like how henry ford become rich
>>545410060became*
>>545410060You become rich by selling people what they want
>>545410439this
>>545401773>water>airnow we need fire and earth
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>>545401773The G-force in the plane would probably make you pass out before impact.I'd take the plane I guess.
>>545410721Nepal landslide = earthThere's fires every summer take your pick.
>>545409451lost
>>545410439You want an aggressive algorithm scraping your information off of every website you visit? lol
>>545401773Left were dead before they even knew there was a failure.Right had a few minutes of terror first.I think I'd still take right.
>>545402468This is the first I have hear of this. At that depth, you're not going to hear the sounds of buckling and fatigue; you won't hear anything because the failure will be instant and crush you before your nervous system can even process it.
>>545402089"my heart will go on" being stuck on loop for an hour as you slowly realize the broken MadCatz controller was your last hope of survival will never stop being hilarious
>>545412900a) Some companies buy that informationb) If you want to stop it, introduce legislation
>>545411586it has to be a millionaire though
>>545401883Plane Chads got to rub one out real quick one last time.
>>545401883Do your smoking crack they could hear that thing buckling for a while
>>545401773submarine had some 20 to 30 succesful runsthe jet probably had thousands
>>545413104They did hear sounds of fibers cracking and the hull breaking. IIRC, they started ascending on the last dive because of that. Check out the videos of some of the other deep dives he did before the fatal one. There were a few instances where everyone was scared shitless by a massive bang and cracking from the fibers in the carbon snapping, its pretty scary. The acoustic monitoring system actually did function correctly and report problems in the hull. He just straight up ignored the obvious fatigue and eventually there weren't enough fibers intact anymore.
>>545413437God the implosion was a mercy. remember that sub technically had a toilet.
>>545401773Obviously dying quickly would be better.
>>545401896>depressurizationOpposite. When the hull gave way, the external pressure came rushing in. They would have been instantly burned alive by the adiabatic heating from the air being compressed.
>>545401773Right>>545401883Wrong
>>545401773The submarine because you wouldn’t know about your certain death 60 seconds before it happens.
>>545401773I understand why people are saying sub, but it looks like you are dieing in a flesh light
>>545410439And if what people want is more money, you can pretty much make up whatever fantastic bullshit you want to raise capital.
>>545413878But this begs another existential question. Is it better to die with absolutely no prior knowledge, like from a lightning strike? Or to be cognizant of your own death? Probably depends on how old you are.
>>545401773The fucking sub was tragicHow/why do we allow ceo's to collect so much money, be genuinely useless, and make decisions that take lives on topJust like The Challenger incident Fucking sad, tragic, and completely avoidable.
>>545413815Fascinating. I didn't know about the F.P. until your post.
>>545401773>Now that the dust has settledCarlos!
>>545402468>>545413104I heard in an interview with a guy that went in a previous Titan dive, and he said he heard cracks as loud as a 22. shot as they went down.The alarm system or a different noise could alert them to failure, but noise wasn't unusual.
>>545413462>>5454115869/11 or hindenburg
>>545401773if i were a pilot, i would keep 'Welcome to the Jungle' ready to be played over the intercom system at all times. Imagine knowing it's at the end and then, awesome guitar intro opens up
>>545414096I smell pajeet emanating from this post
