/pol/ - MOSSAD HACKERS ARE TRYING TO HACK MY FRIDGE - Politically Incorrect

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MOSSAD HACKERS ARE TRYING TO H(...) 11/02/26(Mon)18:37:38 No.545403027

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MOSSAD HACKERS ARE TRYING TO HACK MY FRIDGE Anonymous (ID: SDxqtVEb) 11/02/26(Mon)18:37:38 No.545403027 Archived

PROTECT YOUR SMART FRIDGE /POL/, we are under cybernetic attack! Possible because our criticism towards Israel, if you feel your fridge is SLIGHTLY warmer that means it is compromising, possibly trying to up the temperature when you are sleeping. Thou I don't discarding this to be the work of a manic murderer AI I believe Mossad agents are just having vengeance against targeted bad goyims

CHECK YOUR FRIDGE EVERY NIGHT

Anonymous (ID: JFYDEXrx)
11/02/26(Mon)18:39:46 No.545403153

Anonymous (ID: JFYDEXrx) 11/02/26(Mon)18:39:46 No.545403153

>he doesn't heatmap his own home
ngmi
retard faggot

Anonymous (ID: GMRiY3xc)
11/02/26(Mon)18:40:38 No.545403199

Anonymous (ID: GMRiY3xc) 11/02/26(Mon)18:40:38 No.545403199

>>545403027
Russian niggers have already hacked mine

Anonymous (ID: LEwA2gQ0)
11/02/26(Mon)18:42:12 No.545403295

Anonymous (ID: LEwA2gQ0) 11/02/26(Mon)18:42:12 No.545403295

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>>545403027

Anonymous (ID: hGedes6O)
11/02/26(Mon)18:43:06 No.545403331

Anonymous (ID: hGedes6O) 11/02/26(Mon)18:43:06 No.545403331

>>545403027
>argentina
theres no food in your fridge anyway Mateo you're too poor

Anonymous (ID: oDY4a8xh)
11/02/26(Mon)18:43:53 No.545403383

Anonymous (ID: oDY4a8xh) 11/02/26(Mon)18:43:53 No.545403383

theres lil gimmick stuff hardwired they can light whole city blocks on fire if they send out the right signals

Anonymous (ID: HH9sN8jw)
11/02/26(Mon)18:44:39 No.545403414

Anonymous (ID: HH9sN8jw) 11/02/26(Mon)18:44:39 No.545403414

>>545403027
My fridge isn't connected to the internet.

Anonymous (ID: mRmPvHwo)
11/02/26(Mon)18:44:43 No.545403415

Anonymous (ID: mRmPvHwo) 11/02/26(Mon)18:44:43 No.545403415

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hands off my ice cream, jew scum.

Anonymous (ID: neb9rFB/)
11/02/26(Mon)18:44:44 No.545403417

Anonymous (ID: neb9rFB/) 11/02/26(Mon)18:44:44 No.545403417

should i check my smart toilet too or is that safe??

Anonymous (ID: jrWEiVM2)
11/02/26(Mon)18:46:58 No.545403518

Anonymous (ID: jrWEiVM2) 11/02/26(Mon)18:46:58 No.545403518

>>545403027
Anon. AI has had the capability to turn smart devices into a bot net for years. That's why all of your smart devices need to be segregated from the rest of your network. You do have a separate vlan for smart devices, right?

Anonymous (ID: SDxqtVEb)
11/02/26(Mon)18:47:41 No.545403554

Anonymous (ID: SDxqtVEb) 11/02/26(Mon)18:47:41 No.545403554

>>545403417
Jews can active the hidden anal rape mode in your smart toilet, be careful

Anonymous (ID: MRK9SJ5o)
11/02/26(Mon)18:47:56 No.545403569

Anonymous (ID: MRK9SJ5o) 11/02/26(Mon)18:47:56 No.545403569

>>545403417
>smart toilet heats water to near boiling
>anon gets an enema
>asshole hurts for days
>iranian hackers fuck his fridge up
>anon gets diarrhea
>constant shitting out of scaled ass

Anonymous (ID: 8c3XbgG/)
11/02/26(Mon)18:57:14 No.545404132

Anonymous (ID: 8c3XbgG/) 11/02/26(Mon)18:57:14 No.545404132

>>545403027
based schizo
But unironically IOT items have notoriously shit security I'm sure AI could rip through. I don't know what value one could get from hacking peoples fridge though, even if you hacked every fridge on earth. I guess surveillance or something, or to fuck with people

Anonymous (ID: DPZ6JQfw)
11/02/26(Mon)19:16:13 No.545405261

Anonymous (ID: DPZ6JQfw) 11/02/26(Mon)19:16:13 No.545405261

>>545403027
Just opened the fridge. My beer is frozen. They set it colder goddammit

Anonymous (ID: /A6m+jX5)
11/02/26(Mon)19:22:52 No.545405602

Anonymous (ID: /A6m+jX5) 11/02/26(Mon)19:22:52 No.545405602

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>>545403027
>tfw always up on new tech, always interested in smart home tech
>only ever get a smart thermostat, I can remove the c wire if I want
>i survive the foodapocalypse

Anonymous (ID: bjFrd2wu)
11/02/26(Mon)19:25:25 No.545405732

Anonymous (ID: bjFrd2wu) 11/02/26(Mon)19:25:25 No.545405732

>>545403027
MOSSAD HACKERS JUST FLEW OVER MY FRIDGE GUYZ

Anonymous (ID: SDxqtVEb)
11/02/26(Mon)19:47:31 No.545406972

Anonymous (ID: SDxqtVEb) 11/02/26(Mon)19:47:31 No.545406972

>>545403569
Scary how this is a feasible scenario in 2026, I blame Google

Anonymous (ID: cAZ6jNgY)
11/02/26(Mon)20:17:49 No.545408538

Anonymous (ID: cAZ6jNgY) 11/02/26(Mon)20:17:49 No.545408538

>>545403027
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY A SMART FRIDGE OP, but you said you wanted to watch gay porn while you are sausages

Anonymous (ID: LwrQZcuI)
11/02/26(Mon)20:21:19 No.545408716

Anonymous (ID: LwrQZcuI) 11/02/26(Mon)20:21:19 No.545408716

>>545403331
he bought some donkey meat according to his credit history