Why are FRIDGES connected to the fucKING INTERNET?
My micropenis
>>545404541So they could turn $1,200 refrigerators into $3,000 refrigerators
>>545404541The world never read the contract. Therefore, it gets what it fucking deserves. Fucking NPCs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYyf7xH8w1Q
>>545404541Both my fridges are not.My dishwasher talks though (unfortunately) she also (sometimes) touch my penis (fortunately.)
>>545404541Honestly its genius. Theyve managed to get goyim to PAY to have their house bugged!
>>545404541so they can spy on your left overs.
>>545404541Presumably because that makes it easy to do things remotely and efficiently
>>545404541how else are they supposed to charge you a subscription fee? And how else are those cameras and listening devices supposed to transmit their recordings?
You niggers forgot they've been trying to push the digital home ecosystem for over a decadeBut instead of a cool cyberpunk apartment on a mega building, we got an ipad on our fridge and a washing machine on wifi, so that the wall's master control can crash while Ciri records audio of you cursing at the embedded wall speakers for playing adsBut at least you got to turn the heat on from an app on your phone 5 mins away
>>545404541I love cats, but sometimes their stupid little faces piss me off so much. Why the fuck does he need to be so expressive?
The refrigerator industry, for whatever reason, has deemed this important. They are constantly looking for solutions in search of problems.
>>545405030His mom said his brother is allowed to play the Playstation and his brother deleted his devil may cry file on "accident"
>>545404541remote maintenancethe whole huff and puff is about industrial freezers, people make money by monitoring an entire supermarket chain in a region on a big screen and passing maintenance codes to response teams via phone or whatever, it's been like this for ages.nothing to do with the shart fridges for goyim (maybe) (hope they all mine bitcoin by now lmao)
>>545404541>why>jews
they wanted to make refrigeration as a service, but you can't really refrigerate something over the internet, so this is the best they could doactual answer is probably so that the company who made the units can do remote diagnostics if things go awry which is in this case the very definition of irony
>>545404541IoT brothey told us its da futur
>>545404541because you let him do it
>>545404541so this exact scenario could take place.
>>545405154Thanks for that, I was just about to leave a reply because I guess most anons' imaginations are quite limitedIf you've got like 500 fridges then it'd greatly help to have them networked so you can monitor them all at once and automatically send out detailed alerts when something goes wrong
>>545405428>put sensor connected to wifi>if temp > 0 >alert on fridge #234>if hacked, its just a sensoryou would have it access the compressors. sometimes imagination is retardation
>>545406194Being able to set the temperature remotely is also advantageousImagine that you're enacting a new policy that half of those fridges should be lowered by 1 degree. That'd be very tedious to do by hand compared to clicking a few buttonsDid you honestly not consider this? I wondered if I was being too harsh in criticizing your imagination but maybe not
>>545406518then get hacked lmao>tedious to do by handprobably done by any wagie in <1 hour
>>545406518how about this, internal network to remote control your toys, and you dont connect it to internet.wow that wasnt so hard was it
>>545406518Watch this>ring ring>hey is your fridge running>uh yes>then you better catch it!Easy, cheap internet access, works on every appliance.
So they can talk to eachother and plot revenge
>>545406821Thanks Captain HindsightI'm not making the argument that this is perfect nor even necessarily preferableWhat I'm saying is that there are legitimate reasons why this setup would exist which many anons seem unable to think up for themselves
>>545404541i can check my fridges internal webcam on the way home to check if i need to pick up milkcheckmate atheists.
>>545406998There is already an option to remotely shut down fridges. It's called the power grid. Hack the grid and the fridges turn off. Why add catnip for terrorists, just flip the power breaker like a normal person retard.
>>545404541This might come as a surprise, but tech billionaires do not have your best interest in mind + they can be as retarded as the rest of us.
>>545404541How else are they supposed to know what tempature to keep the food at?
>>545404541They should all be local systems anyway, and for this exact reason."The internet of things" is a retarded fucking meme sometimes.
>>545407224it's not retarded, it is in fact a brilliant strategy to install industrial scale sabotage into every device you force on the market. The CCP loves this shit. London loves this shit. Every glowie in the world loves this shit.
>>545404541so you can access the freedom case when you've earned enough good goy points
>>545404769I smirked.
>>545404541>Interracial advertisement followed by political adverts twice a year when you wake up or just get home
