First of all, when you're in a dive you shut down the engines so you don't add thrust to the dive speed. Also apply the air brakes and release the landing gear to add drag and slow the decent. - Install a braking parachute to slow the dive even more. - Install detachable backrests with parachutes inside for passengers and crew. No added space needed.With the engines off and the dive slowed it should be safe to bail out.Finally, make the engines swivelable so they can turn around and face backwards, a similar technique used in Harrier jets. This could potentially slow the plane enough to safely land on the ground, especially with the braking chute deployed.>inb4 muh too expensive.It's much cheaper than replacing a destroyed plane, compensating the victims, performing the investigation, and losing revenue from people afraid to fly.t. Accountant for a private airline.
>>545405099or you can fart loudly
>>545405197You're talking to my plant.
What if I fuck out the flight attendant in one last quickie before we explode in a fireball into the side of a cliff?
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>>545405099All you have to do is stick your hand out the window to slow down. It's even better if everyone on the plane does it.
>>545405099No, this is uneducated and dumb.Airplanes dont need parachutes, they have, you know, wings. Also, you never want to go too slow, this stalls the wings.Engines on swivels is an additional point of failure witch increases, not decreases, risk. The military does it because its a slight combat advantage and they dont give a fuck about losing pilots: they signed up to die for their country.
>>545405099Or just invent portal technology and we can wrap people/raw goods/products around the world removing the need to fly.
Just take a train. Trains can go 250+ mph and they only crash sometimes.
>>545406567>you never want to go too slow, this stalls the wingsWe're talking about a near 90 degree dive here.
>>545407308>just take a train to the BahamasAre you fucking retarded?
>>545405099https://youtu.be/T1NFi4wvZws
>>545405099Then how will we kill the bad goyim?
>>545405099>First of all, when you're in a dive you shut down the engines so you don't add thrust to the dive speed. Also apply the air brakes and release the landing gear to add drag and slow the decent. If you're in a dive you usually try to recover from that dive and for that you need your engines.>Install a braking parachute to slow the dive even more. This ultimately does nothing. Your passengers aren't going to be able to get out of the plane in a dive. Speed usually isn't the biggest issue, controlling the plane is. Even if you manage to slow down the plane a bit, if it hits the ground nose first then most of the passengers are going to die. We have air brakes anyways.>Install detachable backrests with parachutes inside for passengers and crew. No added space needed.Do you think the average person in panic would know how to wear one, use one and land safely? Not to mention if the plane isn't stable it becomes very difficult to even get out.>Finally, make the engines swivelable so they can turn around and face backwards, a similar technique used in Harrier jets. This could potentially slow the plane enough to safely land on the groundYou work for a private airline and don't know what a thrust reverser is?
